Some people have lowkey turned Rellana into a sex doll for the Rellana x Mesmmer stuff and it’s so genuinely disheartening…
That woman WHOOPED your ASSES. Give her some damned respect.
To think I’d have to defend the dignity of a Carrian….
Patch 1.14 has been released for
#ELDENRING
Shadow of the Erdtree.
This update brings bug fixes & balance adjustments for
#ShadowoftheErdtree
, including changes to the final fight of the expansion.
Read the full patch notes:
Thank you for your support.
@nightmareSyrup
One of my tadpoles mentioned that when they brought up genuine criticisms against Kindly Miquella, Leda responded by yelling, and i quote:
“BLEHHHHHHHHHHH lalalalalala i cant hear you lalalalala”
Promised Consort Radahn is the worst fucking Elden Ring boss i swear to god
Its so unfun im considering never beating it and replaying the whole dlc again
I would rather do that then spend another minute fighting this bullshit
My students I’ll be honest with you.
As someone affected by the war between Malenia and Radahn and the Scarlet Aeonia, I have to say this.
Either hate both of them or love both of them. Dont pick one to hate.
If you’re a Radahn hater or a Malenia hater,
YOURE A LOOOOSEEEEEEEER
A lot of people who quote “They were never saints, they just happened find themselves to find on the losing side of a war” to justify the genocide of the Hornsent forget the part where Leda says “It’s still a wretched shame though.”
Are these people cowards or idiots? Or both?
Day 8: Blaidd the Half Wolf
(Wanted to capture the moment when the stars were falling after the battle with Radahn, fighting the Starscourge was what brought me closer to Blaidd as brothers in arms. )
💫 30 DAYS DLC COUNTDOWN CHALLENGE 💫
Let’s celebrate all the characters we meet on our way to the Land of Shadow!
✏️ Share a drawing or screenshot of your Tarnished interacting with an NPC for each day using
#ERDLCcountdown
Completely out of character for a moment:
So the fuckass country i live in known as Turkey has banned Instagram, WATPPAD and ROBLOX?!?!?!? and i fear they will ban other social media as well spontaneously.
If I suddenly stop tweeting, there's your explanation.
@MorgottFellOmen
Goldmask argues that the world and godly power should not be governed by Marika or her progeny but The Greater Will alone.
If you held his word as gospel, you wouldn’t be allowed power over Lyndell based on your heritage alone despite your heritage alone granting you power.
I have recently observed several documented films of an entity known as “Godzilla” who appears to be COVERED in Glintstone and uses a unique type of sorcery known as ‘Radiation’.
Will be experimenting with this and shall keep you updated on results!
💫 30 DAYS DLC COUNTDOWN CHALLENGE 💫
Let’s celebrate all the characters we meet on our way to the Land of Shadow!
✏️ Share a drawing or screenshot of your Tarnished interacting with an NPC for each day using
#ERDLCcountdown
My students I’m so glad Twitter was brought to The Lands Between it lets me beef with entities far more powerful than I with NO consequences!
Gives me practice for when I will rule The Academy and will regularly have to feud with high society!
I don’t enjoy stooping to my students’ levels but it’s for educational purposes.
DAMN this knight is WELL ENDOWED how big does that FALICE have to be to need its own armor that is MASSIVE GENITALIA.
Hope i got the lingo right
I have recently observed several documented films of an entity known as “Godzilla” who appears to be COVERED in Glintstone and uses a unique type of sorcery known as ‘Radiation’.
Will be experimenting with this and shall keep you updated on results!
Promised Consort Radahn is the worst fucking Elden Ring boss i swear to god
Its so unfun im considering never beating it and replaying the whole dlc again
I would rather do that then spend another minute fighting this bullshit
@pyrokinesis96
(It’s a regularly posted meme thats been reposted by a random twitter account, i dont know if you should be shooting the full concentrated power of the sun on a random ass guy.
I agree the model sucks ass and is demeaning/sexist but this is a bit much to throw all on one person)
//hello everyone, i’d like to ask for advice as the person who runs this Sellen account
I find it difficult to stay in character and write things that are funny, should I write more lore related posts instead?
I want to be the best impersonator I can.
Any advice is appreciated!
My students I believe the convergence design is a crude mockery of the Queen in many ways.
The idea of Elegance=Long Hair is maddeningly silly and removing the crescent crown throws her entire design off.
Removing her crown ruins her design as much as removing Radahn’s hair does
We are officially 300 students in!!!!!
I would like to thank all of you for your wise choice in teacher and for following this account!!!!
To celebrate I shall do absolutely nothing
My students, here’s a fun fact about myself!
In the academy, you need to at some point do a mandatory apprenticeship/internship to graduate and I had BRIEFLY studied with Count Ymir of the Cathedral of Manus Metyr!
I quit after an accident involving the Fleeting Microcosm spell.
I can eat more than you! You have not seen how much I can swallow! I am what the youth calls a “throat goat” because I am EXCEPTIONAL at eating things quickly.
I choose not to because I have standards and respect for everyone else in the cafeteria!
You absolute glutton.
DAILY SORCERY FUN FACT: A long while ago, students believed that breaking down and smoking Glinstones would increase your magical potency. This is in fact not true and those who attempted are no longer with us. They got very intoxicated however.
-Sorceress Sellen
These people need to realize the real life implications of whole heartedly perpetuating this logic in fiction.
“People of this culture did terrible things systematically so everything about this culture and everyone in it deserves to die” carries real life weight.
Here is the live poll! You have 1 week to cast your votes!
Keep in mind when you vote once you cannot change your vote after the fact, so vote carefully!
Spread this to as many people as possible!
Dear students I will soon have 200 followers, as a celebration I will do a 3d Sculpt Raffle!
Send me your Elden Ring Original Characters and I shall attempt to make a bust of your character as one of the Academy's classic stone masks!
(please keep in mind im new to 3d sculpting)
Guys,admin here, for a few weeks i shall leave twitter because it’s a bit too chronically online, hierarchical and horny for me personally and its affecting me negatively.
I shall post more art on my tumblr which is in my bio
I’ll see yall around
DAILY SORCERY FUN FACT: Glintstone Pebble is a rudimentary spell for any sorcerer. A while back many noblemen in gold clothing were invited to the Academy to learn sorcery but most of them only managed to learn Glintstone Pebble.
This proves the Golden Order is stupid
-Sellen
@ManusCeles
(It’s terrible this community is filled with these piece of shit homophobes, like Elden Ring is so not the game for homophobia
i automatically assume you’re queer if you play it😭😭😭😭)
DID THIS TWEET GET 2.7K LIKES OR AM I UNDER THE EFFECTS OF A HALLUCINOGENIC POTION MY STUDENTS WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN
I WAS HAVING MY SCHOLARLY EEP
My students do you ever wake up and realize you could have been more but it’s too late now?
If you do, that’s stupid.
You are enough as is and it’s never too late for anything
SORCERY FUN FACT: There is a Lake of Rot under Liurnia, leading to sinking. The only reason Raya Lucaria stands tall is because it actually stands on large pillars of Glintstone Crystals.
Lussat and Azur were wise founding the school here, but we need to solve the rot issue asap
@BowieTea
Some Radahn fans have such a hard on for the strong male fantasy they would rather he be willingly incestuous and present that as being “sigma gigachad” than have him be a potential victim of mind control/manipulation dawg
What a silly way to calculate how someone's month will go. Why do we add such silly things, is there no escape even in our month of gay pride?
I got deepthroating.
Here is the live poll! You have 1 week to cast your votes!
Keep in mind when you vote once you cannot change your vote after the fact, so vote carefully!
Spread this to as many people as possible!
My students, here it is. A tier list of almost every single character. Check to see if I am missing anyone so I may include them, then I shall open a grand poll!
The Nox Peoples: “Eeyikes! We’ve been banished underground and we are trapped! But we will not give up hope! This is just like a ‘story of undertale’!!!!!”
Astel:
STATUS UPDATE: Everything is running famously in the Academy. Classes are running smoothly, the graveyard is safter to cross and mortality rates have decreased by 3%!
On another note, Patches has re-emerged.
Seems Tanith sent him here on a fake quest again.
Shoot him on sight.
I can eat more than you! You have not seen how much I can swallow! I am what the youth calls a “throat goat” because I am EXCEPTIONAL at eating things quickly.
I choose not to because I have standards and respect for everyone else in the cafeteria!
You absolute glutton.
@Ganondoodles
I swear i’ve seen some Radahn fans depict him being manipulated as pathetic and the idea of him being in on it as honorable and strong.
I swear these people’s strong male fantasies are so overbearing they would rather he be willingly incestuous than show a moment of weakness.
ME WHEN I THOUGHT SOMEONE MISSPELLED A CHARACTERS NAME AND NOPE THEY SPELLED THE NAME OF AN UNREVEALED DLC CHARACTER CORRECTLY AND NOW I GOT MAJOR SPOILERS
I should try to make Graven Masses out of my DUMBEST students and general idiots of the lands between to see what happens
Would the intelligence average out? Potentially decrease to below function? Would they get SMARTER?
I’ll get to the bottom of this.
@_MessmerReal_
I cant fucking take it anymore Im finished im done why has the entire lands between just now started being obsessed about our fucking dogs, we walk around barefoot all the time and now people focus on it so much i literally cant i feel like i gotta cover up my shaboingboings now
My students, here it is. A tier list of almost every single character. Check to see if I am missing anyone so I may include them, then I shall open a grand poll!
ME WHEN I THOUGHT SOMEONE MISSPELLED A CHARACTERS NAME AND NOPE THEY SPELLED THE NAME OF AN UNREVEALED DLC CHARACTER CORRECTLY AND NOW I GOT MAJOR SPOILERS