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John Lutz

9 years

As my life continues its slow march towards death, at least I know tonight, the lemon bars have firmed up nicely and they taste delicious

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John Lutz

@ShutupLutz

3 years

As another year of my life passes by, I am reminded of all the wonderful people I've had the pleasure of working with. And I know for a fact that they have all enjoyed working with me too. Here's Amy Poehler and I just hanging out having a laugh.

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John Lutz

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3 years

I was so lucky to be there with @BettyMWhite hosted @nbcsnl . And as you can see, she felt super lucky to have me writing for her.

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John Lutz

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6 months

I honestly had forgotten I even did this scene until I saw it today. #30Rock #leapday2024

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Happy Leap Day, don’t forgot to watch the 30 Rock Leap Day episode, AKA one of the most wonderfully ridiculous episodes of television ever Wear blue and yellow, eat rhubarb, and cry for Leap Day William!

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John Lutz

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3 years

Boy oh boy, did @kenanthompson and I have fun shooting a Chicago Bears skit for @nbcsnl ! We always just laughed and laughed.

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John Lutz

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3 years

Here is my best friend @TheRealDratch and I at the Douglas House shooting a lower back tattoo commercial for @nbcsnl . She loved working with me!

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John Lutz

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3 years

When Kristen Wiig joined the cast, we hit it off immediately! #bestfriends

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John Lutz

@ShutupLutz

3 years

I worked with @AlecBaldwln____ for 7 years on @30Rock Here we are laughing it up at an @nbcsnl after party!

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John Lutz

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3 years

We had some amazing hosts at @nbcsnl during my time. Here is @Sethrogen and I in my office. I had just pitched him the silliest idea for a skit! He loved it!

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John Lutz

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3 years

I also got to hang with some of the cast of @MadMen_AMC . Jon Hamm laughed every time I said I preferred the actor named Jon Bologna.

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John Lutz

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3 years

I also made life long friends at @30Rock Here I am just chilling with my best friend Jack McBrayer.

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John Lutz

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3 years

Even though my skit was cut from @nbcsnl after the table read, I still became best buds with Will Ferrell.

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John Lutz

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3 years

We did a show during the writers strike at the UCB Theatre and Michael Cera hosted it. Even though he wasn't in any of my skits that night, we did hang out back stage.

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John Lutz

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3 years

This is honestly one of the most fun sketches I helped write during my time at @nbcsnl The best part was sitting in @OrvilleIV ‘s dressing room rehearsing this dance over and over.

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@nbcsnl

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just dancin’

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3 years

When Paul Giamatti hosted, he loved all my skit ideas. Even though my "Baker who is allergic to bread-skit" got cut, you can tell he still loved working with me.

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John Lutz

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3 years

Just so everyone knows, it's not my birthday today. It's actually tomorrow, the 23rd. This just happens to be the last day of my 47th year on this planet. It is however my lovely wife's birthday! @suedgalloway I love her so much and I'm sure you can see why.

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John Lutz

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3 years

He wasn't Jack Ryan back when I hung out with @johnkrasinski at the @nbcsnl after parties! So many laughs. So much fun. @suedgalloway was also hanging out with us in this pic.

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John Lutz

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3 years

I knew Jason Sudeikis in Chicago waaaay before either of us worked at @nbcsnl . Our friendship only got better and better. Fun times.

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John Lutz

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3 years

If there was one lady I made laugh more than anyone else at @nbcsnl , it was @MayaRudolph . I think I just made a killer pun right before this photo. Probably because The Killers were the musical guest that week. Ha!

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John Lutz

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3 years

I also became friends with form cast members of @nbcsnl Here I am out to dinner with Tim Meadows. The lighting for this pic was perfect!

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John Lutz

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3 years

Have you ever seen two Lutzes have this much fun working together on @30Rock ? I sure haven't. @kellanlutz

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John Lutz

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3 years

If there was one person I could consistently crack up at @nbcsnl , it was Bill Hader. I would write skit after skit for him. And even though none of them ever got on the show, they still killed at the table read.

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John Lutz

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3 years

Tina Fey happened to also be on that same train and lucky for her the aisle next to her seat was open!

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John Lutz

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3 years

My dear friend Niki Lindgren passed away this week. She was a kind, brilliantly funny actress and artist. I will miss her smile and infectious laugh. I will miss drinking a fancy cocktail with her. But most of all I will miss her joy. I am so incredibly sad.

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John Lutz

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3 years

And @richsommer always laughed when I said I preferred the actor named Poor Winter! Ha-ha!

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John Lutz

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3 years

The first season I was a writer for @nbcsnl I would constantly see @Finessemitchell in the halls and we would just laugh and laugh. #2004forlife

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John Lutz

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3 years

It really is amazing how many great friends I have made! I even went on vacations with some of them. @RobRiggle and I took a train ride up to @Harvard . The trip is kind of long, but we didn't even notice because of how much fun we were having.

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John Lutz

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3 years

I met @MrHoratioSanz at @TheSecondCity and man did we hit it off. I would sit in on some of his improvs and would always make him cry with laughter with my top notch object work. #yesand

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John Lutz

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3 years

Was I cool in high school? Not a snowball’s chance in bell.

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John Lutz

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4 years

I love the people I work with too, but asked them nicely not to put this online.

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John Lutz

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3 years

I feel bad about the picture I tweeted of @suedgalloway looking goofy earlier in this thread, so here is a better picture that pretty much sums up our relationship.

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John Lutz

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3 years

I really lucked out with the cast my first couple of seasons at @nbcsnl I would hang out with Fred Armisen all the time. And no matter what he was doing, he'd drop everything when I came in the room.

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John Lutz

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5 years

10 years ago today I married the love of my life. And she ended up with me. Happy anniversary ⁦ @suedgalloway ⁩

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John Lutz

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3 years

Can anyone recommend a great fiction novel, preferably to read?

Madison Cawthorn

@CawthornforNC

3 years

1984 is a great fiction novel to read but it seems like it is becoming the reality we are currently living under more and more each day.

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John Lutz

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4 years

Hey everybody! I hope you’re staying safe. My Audible Original, Escape From Virtual Island, is available today on @audible_com . My hope is that it will just make you laugh and brighten your day. Free with a 30-day trial. #EscapeVirtualIsland

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John Lutz

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3 years

And Chris Parnell and I would throw jokes around like nobody's business. The business of comedy that is.

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John Lutz

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3 years

And @OrvilleIV would yell at me to leave the room because I made him laugh so much.

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John Lutz

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3 years

And @DarrellCHammond would always get a kick out of my takes on the impressions he did.

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John Lutz

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3 years

Besides all the famous acting friends I made, I also became close friends with a lot of the @nbcsnl writers. Here I am with @perlapell back in 2010. She has changed one bit since then.

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John Lutz

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3 years

But without a doubt, the one person in all my time at @nbcsnl or @30Rock or @LateNightSeth who really stands out as my closest friend is the man, the legend, Lorne Michaels. He once told me of all the people he's ever worked with, I made him laugh the most. #Blessed

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John Lutz

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3 years

I also became friends with some of the guests we had on @nbcsnl Here I am with Dr. Zaius when I cast him in one of my silly skits. He crushed it, but I have to say it was hard to mess up with such amazing writing. @MikeOBrienXOXO

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John Lutz

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3 years

One person I couldn't ever get a read on though was @sethmeyers Never could make the guy laugh. Oh well.

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John Lutz

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10 years

I found myself crying today for a man I never met, but made me laugh my whole life. RIP Robin Williams.

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John Lutz

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3 years

Just had a real good cry because I’ll be shooting something in the @LateNightSeth studio on Thursday. I haven’t been in to work since March 2nd 2020.

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John Lutz

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7 years

Pumpkin carving combines all the things kids love: knives, fire, patience. And then they get to eat their all time favorite snack: Seeds!

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John Lutz

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1 year

Picket pals!! #WritersStrike2023 @ambermruffin

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John Lutz

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4 years

Nothing makes me feel more like my character from @30Rock than ordering a pair of Levi’s from Amazon and then receiving a pair of Wranglers.

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John Lutz

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5 years

Just a few Emmy nominated writers hanging out in the quick change booths. @ambermruffin @karencheee @benwarheit @mikescollins

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John Lutz

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3 years

Here's a little treat for anyone who saw my thread. This picture was real and was what inspired me to do this bit. It was taken at the @nbcsnl after party when he hosted. He was the first guest I ever asked to take a picture with and when I saw the result I laughed so hard.

John Lutz

@ShutupLutz

3 years

When Paul Giamatti hosted, he loved all my skit ideas. Even though my "Baker who is allergic to bread-skit" got cut, you can tell he still loved working with me.

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John Lutz

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5 years

I’m going to be on ⁦ @drunkhistory ⁩ tonight!!!!

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John Lutz

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6 years

Collusion?

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John Lutz

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3 years

Just lost a high school friend to COVID. He was 48. Please get vaccinated.

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John Lutz

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3 years

If anything says Emmy nominated actor, it’s this.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

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3 years

An audience member ( @ShutUpLutz ) implores @SethMeyers to lay off Kentucky Senator Rand Paul.

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John Lutz

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3 years

For those people giving me notes on my thread getting frustrated that I tweeted “Amy and I” rather than “Amy and me”, thank you so much. Me really appreciates it.

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John Lutz

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8 years

Trump goes through anywhere btw 6 and 20 fire extinguishers a day to keep his pants from going up in flames.

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John Lutz

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2 years

Today my good friend, Noah Gregoropoulos, passed away. He was an amazing improviser and teacher. He always pushed me to be a better performer. And most importantly, he loved to take my money at poker. I will miss drinking beers at the back of the bar with you sir.

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John Lutz

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3 years

My best friend @GabbySidibe just reminded me of the time we partied all night long. We danced the night away!!!! I’m such a lucky guy.

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John Lutz

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4 years

I know this is stupid, but it made me happy to see this milk expires after Biden is President.

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John Lutz

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9 months

Less than one week until Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!

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John Lutz

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4 years

BREAKING: Hunter Biden revealed to have clear connection to Joe Biden.

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John Lutz

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3 years

For your consideration. Vote for @perlapell and @ShutupLutz for acting in a Short Form Comedy or Drama! We are darn tootin’ tired of sharing this giant Emmy, so we’d be pleased as pernch with two regular sized ones.

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John Lutz

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3 years

Is it me or does it seem like they might want a particular person to win in this category?

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John Lutz

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4 months

My Met Gala look! Nothing sleepy about this beauty! #MetGala

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John Lutz

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5 years

Tonight @ambermruffin interviews me on @drunkhistory and we have a blast.

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John Lutz

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5 years

Me walking the red carpet tonight. #Emmys2019

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John Lutz

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4 months

. @MarkHamill did monologues for Assscat @ucbtny in 2017. He took pictures with all of us nerds. Then after the show when most celebrities would try to sneak out the back he said, “I should go out and say hi to the audience.” He is a class act. One of the best days of my life.

Decoding Fox News

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Jesse Watters called @MarkHamill a B or C-list actor. Hamill created a role that is part of the most successful film franchise in history. I've included three examples that show how his fans feel about him - I am also a fan.❤️🌟📽️🎬

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John Lutz

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11 months

Tuesday an hour long "Leave Him Alone"!

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11 months

We’re back Monday! No guests for the first show, just an hour long CLOSER LOOK to catch up on, you know, everything?

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John Lutz

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5 years

Also, Chasten!

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@Chasten

5 years

Also, Lutz!

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John Lutz

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1 year

Girls5Eva on the picket line. #WGAstrike ⁦ @BusyPhilipps ⁩ #meredithscardino

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John Lutz

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7 years

This is my Grandma. She passed away today. Making her laugh was one of my favorite things. I will miss her very much.

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John Lutz

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3 years

Tan suit!!! ⁦ @FoxNews ⁩

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John Lutz

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7 years

The trophies are all set for The Golden Rope Awards.

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John Lutz

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3 years

I want to thank him for be gracious enough to take that pic with me, but also I want to thank him for inspiring this wonderful bit. If not for him, I would have never had the guts to go up to Betty White and say, "Can I take a picture with you where you look like you hate me?"

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John Lutz

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6 months

All 3 seasons of #Girls5Eva are now streaming on @netflix These ladies kick ass! @BusyPhilipps @ReneeGoldsberry @SaraBareilles #PaulaPell

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John Lutz

@ShutupLutz

3 years

She said while standing in a building.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

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3 years

Birmingham, Michigan: Board of Education meeting on mask mandates. This parents says, “If God wanted us to cover our mouth and nose — he would have made us that way.”

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John Lutz

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4 years

I’m not one to usually be crass on Twitter, but I wanted to say this to @HawleyMO from the bottom of my heart. Eat a bag of horse shit you asshat!

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John Lutz

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4 years

Don’t you dare accuse me of stress eating after spent an hour baking homemade chocolate chip cookies, putting a scoop of vanilla ice cream between two of them and then rolling the whole thing in mini-chocolate chips.

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John Lutz

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4 years

We usually go to Sue’s parents for Thanksgiving, but this year we are staying home. I decided to make everything her mom makes, so it can feel a little bi normal. I hope I did okay.

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John Lutz

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5 years

“John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch” is brilliant and one of kind. The song “Do Flowers Exist At Night?” is both beautiful and hilarious. @mulaney please let Marika Sawyer know how wonderful this show was.

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John Lutz

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2 years

@Fumpage @paulludwig Just a bunch of amazingly funny ladies being funny together.

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John Lutz

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8 years

Even the Jar Jar Binks action figure is a disappointment

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John Lutz

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6 years

I’ve got eight reasons today is going to be a great day!

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John Lutz

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8 years

People say I look like that guy who wrote about how he won't date a feminist. I don't see it. He has way more hair!

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John Lutz

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4 years

I’m handling everything very well.

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John Lutz

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3 years

Spending the weekend at Sue’s parents’ home for the first time in over a year. This painting is a new, fun addition that happens to be placed directly across from the bed. #SweetDreams

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John Lutz

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3 years

Congratulations to @ohsnapjbsmoove for winning an Emmy for #MapleworthMurders ! He's the best! @TheRokuChannel

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John Lutz

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4 years

Please join me and my friend in celebrating the final Taco Tuesday of the Trump presidency!!!!!!!

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John Lutz

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8 years

As a pastor's son and a Christian I'm so disappointed in the number of Christians who voted for the most unchristian person I've ever met.

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John Lutz

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4 years

Tina Fey on How ‘30 Rock’ Would Do a Coronavirus Episode

In 30 Rock’s Coronavirus Episode, Liz Wouldn’t Flee New York

Tina Fey and writer Sam Means on how Liz, Tracy, Jack, Jenna, and TGS would handle the pandemic.

www.vulture.com

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John Lutz

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3 years

. @nickkroll Just finished Big Mouth. I loved it! So, so funny. One problem: it gave me some of the weirdest dreams of my life.

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John Lutz

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8 years

For someone who kept saying we shouldn't tell the world what we plan on doing @realDonaldTrump sure likes to tweet what he's gonna do.

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John Lutz

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4 years

Don’t you dare accuse me of stress eating after I spent an hour and a half making homemade Milano cookies.

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John Lutz

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5 years

Watch @NBCChicagoMed tonight to see how I ended up here.

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John Lutz

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2 years

Happy New Year everybody!!!!

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John Lutz

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3 years

It frustrates me so much that the same people who are “tired of this pandemic” are the same ones who do not want to wear masks, get vaccines or do anything to help stop it! I’m tired of it too!!!! Wear a mask and get vaccinated!

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John Lutz

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The doctor is in. @LateNightSeth