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Seth Meyers

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@sethmeyers
Seth Meyers
3 years
RIP Betty White, the only SNL host I ever saw get a standing ovation at the after party. A party at which she ordered a vodka and a hotdog and stayed til the bitter end.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
You remembered!!! Happy Anniversary, Boo
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner was a failure last year, but this year was an embarrassment to everyone associated with it. The filthy “comedian” totally bombed (couldn’t even deliver her lines-much like the Seth Meyers weak performance). Put Dinner to rest, or start over!
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Good news: Andy is back on NBC!!! Bad News: Andy has SO many unpaid NBC parking tickets!!!
@TheWrap
TheWrap
6 years
'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Saved by @NBC 1 Day After @FoxTV Cancellation #SaveB99 #BrooklynNineNIne #Brooklyn99 @Brooklyn99Fox
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Seth Meyers
3 years
The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!) We are canceling the rest of the shows this week, so tune in next Monday to see what cool location we will try and pass off as a studio!!!
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Seth Meyers
5 years
The turn and walk away is the cherry on top here....
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Seth Meyers
7 years
We'd love to have you! Studio located at 15 Penguin Avenue, Antarctica.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
Late Night host are dealing with the Democrats for their very "unfunny" & repetitive material, always anti-Trump! Should we get Equal Time?
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Five years ago today I married my amazing wife Alexi. We’ve since added two incredible boys, neither of whom would take their hands out of their mouths for this picture.
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Seth Meyers
8 years
Melissa McCarthy has a 108 MPH comedy fastball.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Few people go to DC and accomplish what they set out to do while staying true to themselves. @michelleisawolf is one of those people.
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Seth Meyers
4 years
What an embarrassing moment for people who have proven time and again they are incapable of feeling embarrassment
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Seth Meyers
6 years
I saw Us and can confidently say that my current favorite film genre is @JordanPeele movies.
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Seth Meyers
7 years
This was my third week at SNL. It was a month after 9/11 and the week someone sent anthrax to NBC. Everyone was scared and losing their minds. But for these six minutes I didn’t think of anything but how fucking lucky I was to be in this sketch.
@nbcsnl
Saturday Night Live - SNL
7 years
Oh, peaches! Will Ferrell's Old Prospector is now on YouTube! #tbt
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Seth Meyers
7 years
Imagine how many hours you have to work just to be average in the NFL versus how few you need to be terrible at President.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
If a player wants the privilege of making millions of dollars in the NFL,or other leagues, he or she should not be allowed to disrespect....
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Seth Meyers
3 years
Asked him for a quote we could use in our Emmy campaign. BIG MISTAKE! #FYC
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Seth Meyers
4 years
RIP to a great giver of joy and knowledge.
@Jeopardy
Jeopardy!
4 years
Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.
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Seth Meyers
9 years
Legal in all 50! http://t.co/zOQjORx0Xs
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Seth Meyers
5 years
A perfect two minutes
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Five years ago @LateNightSeth debuted with guests Amy Poehler and train enthusiast Joe Biden. Thanks to everyone who has watched and to our incredible staff for making each day a joy.
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Seth Meyers
7 years
This is a heartbreakingly beautiful display of composure and grace
@ABC
ABC News
7 years
Heather Heyer's mother inspires round of applause: "They tried to kill my child to shut her up, well guess what, you just magnified her."
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Adam Sandler's new Netflix special 100% Fresh is fantastic. Hilarious all the way through and yet also wonderfully sentimental. So much so that I'd like to say a few sentimental words about how much Adam has meant to me over the years.
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Seth Meyers
4 years
When this is all over I hope we can all agree that the best election analysis was @Lesdoggg opining that @SteveKornacki wears a reversible belt.
@Lesdoggg
Leslie Jones 🦋
4 years
Yep I believe you Steve! #kornackiThirst
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Seth Meyers
6 years
I’ll never forget this piece or that it led to this exchange with my wife. “Ugh, what’s making you cry now?” “A story about Charles Barkley”
@OnlyAGameNPR
NPR's Only A Game
6 years
After Charles Barkley’s mother passed away, a cat litter scientist from Iowa showed up at the funeral. “Everybody’s, like, ‘Who’s the Asian dude over there?’ “ Barkley recalls. “I said, ‘That’s my boy, Lin.’ "
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Seth Meyers
4 years
It happens!
@nowthisimpact
NowThis Impact
4 years
This woman delivered her baby in a parking lot thanks to the help of this midwife
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Tonight I go back to my old house to see how it’s decorated now! #SNL
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Seth Meyers
5 years
I could not read this to my wife without laughing out loud.
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Seth Meyers
4 years
The shock is your name not in the headline! Everyone should follow @sarahcpr
@sarahcpr
Sarah Cooper
4 years
I like how my face is actually shocked to be included in this image
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Seth Meyers
11 years
Thanks, everyone.
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Seth Meyers
7 years
The real news is Ted Crockett is now available for other campaigns!!!
@TheLeadCNN
The Lead CNN
7 years
Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible
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Seth Meyers
7 years
Happy 4th! So lucky to live in a country where we're free to make fun of those in power.
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Seth Meyers
7 years
Just an exceptional week of television from @jimmykimmel
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Seth Meyers
7 years
Shout out to every last one of you who knocked on doors this week
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Seth Meyers
1 year
Local kid makes good?
@NHnewsUpdate
New Hampshire News
1 year
New Hampshire native Seth Meyers banned from Russia - WMUR Manchester #NewHampshire #NH
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Ugh, why am I wasting my time refreshing Twitter to see the name of a third client I'm not even gonna kn ---- HANNITY!?!?!?!
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Seth Meyers
6 years
This is not a movie but despite this it is my favorite Christmas movie. "You don't know me? You know me" Is my favorite line from any movie.
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billy eichner
6 years
It's the Billy on the Street AMY POEHLER CHRISTMAS CAROL AMBUSH!!! A HOLIDAY CLASSIC!!!
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Just heartbreakingly beautiful. Read it and make your day.
@OnlyAGameNPR
NPR's Only A Game
6 years
After Charles Barkley’s mother passed away, a cat litter scientist from Iowa showed up at the funeral. “Everybody’s, like, ‘Who’s the Asian dude over there?’ “ Barkley recalls. “I said, ‘That’s my boy, Lin.’ "
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Seth Meyers
5 years
We have been checkmated. Congratulations to mom and baby and I can’t wait to watch your special!
@nypost
New York Post
5 years
Woman gives birth in Manhattan taxi cab in middle of rush hour
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Seth Meyers
3 years
As a @steelers fan, I woke up this morning feeling like I slept in a dryer.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Also, it's fun to use this website to say nice things about people!
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Seth Meyers
6 years
News on @Brooklyn99FOX and @LastManFOX is a double gut punch. Two great shows with hilarious writing and terrific ensembles.
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Seth Meyers
3 years
A guy I made fun of once ran for President. And won.
@marcellacomedy
Marcella Arguello
3 years
Comedians, how many close calls have you had? I’ve had two (that I can remember lol). One lady got on stage. But it wasn’t nuts.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Here’s the story of how my wife Alexi heroically delivered a baby in our lobby while I stood by and did...very little.
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Seth Meyers
5 years
It’s not Academy love but I’m going on record and saying I’ll still be thinking about “Uncut Gems” in ten years.
@AdamSandler
Adam Sandler
5 years
Bad news: Sandman gets no love from the Academy. Good news: Sandman can stop wearing suits. Congrats to all my friends who got nominated, especially Mama.
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Seth Meyers
7 years
I've been a stubborn hold-out but after today I'm gonna start calling Freedom fries French fries again.
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Seth Meyers
4 years
The least bad part of this very bad op-ed is that it gets my name wrong and @Stephenathome ’s right. It’s always important to fact check even condescending garbage. I should know, I’m a doctor (honorary!) #GoCats
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Seth Meyers
3 years
So bummed. Asked him to do a rewrite on a quote we could use for Emmy campaign but think this one is even worse. Still super grateful he took time out of his busy day #blessed #FYC
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Seth Meyers
1 year
We’re back Monday! No guests for the first show, just an hour long CLOSER LOOK to catch up on, you know, everything?
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Seth Meyers
5 years
Gonna have this played at my funeral. Thanks, @sommerstace
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Seth Meyers
8 years
Have a ton of respect for Bernie and supporters but also have this msg for "or bust" crew
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Seth Meyers
2 years
One of cinemas greatest shots…
@nanglish
Christine Nangle
2 years
All I’ll be thinking about watching The House of the Dragon:
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Seth Meyers
10 years
Losing an Oscar in a category that Julie Andrews presents is as good as winning an Oscar in any other category
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Seth Meyers
5 years
There is good in this world!
@Splitsider
Splitsider
5 years
Amber Ruffin is getting her own series, and it's headed to NBC's new streaming platform
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Seth Meyers
3 months
Love the National Spelling Bee. Love this Emma story. But the best part of this post BY FAR is the fact it spells my name wrong. (I know, I know…proper nouns aren’t their “thing”)
@ScrippsBee
Scripps National Spelling Bee
3 months
Remember that time in 2017 when Emma Stone had just won an Oscar but told Seth Myers it's her 4th grade spelling bee trophy she still displays? Win or lose, the power of the bee always stays with us.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Our reward awaits!!!!
@MarkHamill
Mark Hamill
6 years
Hey @SeanAstin @RealGDT @Lin_Manuel & @sethmeyers ... Is there anything worth watching on TV tonight at 9/8c @nbc ? 🤔 #AskingForAFriend
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Seth Meyers
7 years
. @jemelehill is sharp. Speaks her mind and never has to "get back to you on that." We're lucky she's on TV.
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Seth Meyers
7 years
Football is a brutal game but at least it’s decided by men in headsets deciding if a ball moved a little bit.
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Seth Meyers
10 years
I like it when we all watch the same thing
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Seth Meyers
7 years
Great news for people who like great things!
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
7 years
Trevor Noah will stay on The #DailyShow through 2022
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Seth Meyers
5 years
I can report that the final Game of Jones with @Lesdoggg was just recorded and will air later this week. #ValarMorghulis
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Seth Meyers
7 years
Definitely though this was Trump’s hair at first glance.
@runnersworld
Runner's World
7 years
These "health" foods are actually bad for you.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Bravo to Jimmy for a perfect use of a Sunday.
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Seth Meyers
4 years
I miss audiences but this was way more fun without. Felt like a Space Ghost interview. A perfect 28 seconds.
@jimmyfallon
Jimmy Fallon
4 years
Not what I was expecting @iamcardib 😳
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Seth Meyers
3 months
Conner is my Kubrick
@conner_omalley
Conner O'Malley
3 months
Watch Coreys
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Seth Meyers
4 years
Amber makes me laugh a lot and then other times she just takes my breath away...
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Seth Meyers
4 years
Willard great in everything but his BEST IN SHOW performance is the comedy equivalent of Nicholson in A FEW GOOD MEN. Just insane return for the screen time.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
No, YOU’RE crying at a department store commercial!!!!
@JohnLewisRetail
John Lewis & Partners
6 years
It’s here! This year’s Christmas ad, as launched by our Partners, featuring the wonderful @EltonOfficial 🌟🚀 #EltonJohnLewis 🎹
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Seth Meyers
7 years
And hey everyone, I know it’s irrational, but I’m really happy the @steelers still have the most Super Bowl wins. #CityOfChampions
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Seth Meyers
7 years
From last night, our statement on Charlottesville and our CLOSER LOOK
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Seth Meyers
2 years
It's the last night of Emmy voting and I feel STRONGLY that @rheaseehorn deserves a nomination for BETTER CALL SAUL
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Seth Meyers
4 years
No one brought more humor and joy to the role of straight man than Carl Reiner. RIP to the gold standard.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Tonight America’s most joyous award show is being hosted by these two joy machines. WHY WOULD YOU MISS THAT?!?!?
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Seth Meyers
7 years
My waiter just brought me soup with a fly in it but then gave a rousing speech about how flies shouldn't be in soup. #Hero
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Seth Meyers
5 years
Here is a true thing I am excited about - I have a @Netflix special premiering November 5th. Please enjoy this promotional video in which the children are better actors than I am.
@NetflixIsAJoke
Netflix Is A Joke
5 years
Wow! This @sethmeyers action figure walks, stands, and even has a new special premiering November 5th.
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7 years
Seconded
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Seth Meyers
8 years
You always have to be careful you're not retweeting a parody account. Or nominating one for President.
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Seth Meyers
5 years
We canceled our show tonight but had a CLOSER LOOK ready to go and as it was relevant we decided to record it in the studio for some of our staff before we all headed home. Stay safe, everyone.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Kenan is like a Swiss Army knife with extra stuff they don’t usually have like a telescope a fire hose and a corn on the cob.
@BTuckertime
Bryan Tucker
6 years
Hey Emmy voters: Here’s a tribute to Kenan Thompson I wrote about four years ago. It’s even more true now. He’s been consistently great on the SNL for 15 years. Please consider him this time. via @BrowBeat
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Seth Meyers
5 years
This is a true fact! #SaveAPBio !
@pattonoswalt
Patton Oswalt
5 years
I mean, there’s no better way to spend Memorial Day than binge-ing @NBCAPBio on @hulu . Who KNOWS what might happen if those numbers spiked? Whoooooo knows? #SaveAPBio #BingeBioOnHulu
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Seth Meyers
5 years
"Lobby Baby" is available to stream on @NetflixIsAJoke . Here is 34 seconds to prove it!
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Seth Meyers
6 years
The man has been in one million comedy sketches and he hasn't lost a step
@SarahKSilverman
Sarah Silverman
6 years
It’s bananas that @officialkenan hasn’t been nominated for an Emmy for @nbcsnl he is so genius
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Seth Meyers
4 years
“How many years were you President?” “FORE!”
@KateNocera
Kate Nocera
4 years
"At the moment the race was called, the president was golfing." via @kadiagoba
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Seth Meyers
4 years
Insanely good.
@djbaskin
Danielle Baskin
4 years
Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂
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Seth Meyers
4 years
FYC: Best Attic in a Variety Talk Series for producing adorable wasps, cute firemen and Ethan Hawke
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Seth Meyers
6 years
We didn’t like your tie. Are you planning on wearing it Saturday?
@mulaney
John Mulaney
6 years
Everyone from Lorne Michaels to ⁦ @sethmeyers ⁩ to Emma Stone to the entire crew: everyone looks annoyed with me in this photo. November 2011. Hosting this week.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Goddamn this made me happy
@chelseaperetti
Chelsea Peretti
6 years
HAHA ANDRE IS A VERY SPECIAL SPIRIT AND OBVIOUS NATIONAL TREASURE W MOIST HANDS
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2 years
Ok, I was wrong. She DOESN'T need Shy Ronnie.
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Seth Meyers
7 years
Remember, that's September....
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7 years
Everyone who works for Trump does so under oaf.
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Seth Meyers
12 years
These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.
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6 years
My heart goes out to Pittsburgh, a city that is near and dear to me.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Oh man, came back from breakfast to find Scott Pruitt squatting in my apartment and he won’t let me in. He just slipped a twenty under the door and said it was for, “the next two months.”
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Seth Meyers
2 years
After negative tests Monday and Tuesday I tested positive for COVID this morning. Canceling shows the rest of this week. Apologies to our scheduled guests and loyal viewers!
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Seth Meyers
8 years
Perfect New York Election Day run-in #ImWithElena @billyeichner
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7 years
Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan!!!!!!
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7 years
If he really wanted to put it out of business he should have named it Trump Airstrip
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Seth Meyers
11 years
. @TIME shamelessly panders to the "My Mom" demographic
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8 years
So much to love here from premise to jokes to perfect performances from Kate and Cecily
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Seth Meyers
4 years
Oh this is so great.
@AshcanPress
Matthew Rosenberg
4 years
I have a Carl Reiner story that I hold very dear to me. I figured I'd share it today, on the day of his passing, because I hope it will bring some other people some joy the way it does me.
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Tonight @mulaney is hosting @snl . He is a wonderful person, an incredible writer and a fantastic performer. My time at that show was so much better for him being there. Don’t miss it!!! (I last saw Jack White at the SNL 40th. Our interaction was short but courteous!)
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Seth Meyers
6 years
Jackpot!
@goldenglobes
Golden Globe Awards
6 years
We are pleased to confirm that Andy Samberg and Sandra Oh will be co-hosting this year’s 76th #GoldenGlobes !
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