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Shirtless Whitson

@ShrtlessWhitson

4 months

No no please don’t pull out the receipts of my bad baseball takes, I HATE being humiliated *shoots massive load*

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8 months

@jake_gotta They recently redesigned a city park in my neighborhood and they took the coolest, shadiest area of the park (in a place where it regularly reaches triple digits in the summer) and turned it into a parking lot. They moved the kids playground into the sun with no shade.

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@jaredinthetrees Thinking that very common things are uniquely New York is very New York

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@historyinmemes This was shocking because nobody knew they were gonna make another avengers movie

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@SirKAGalot @MLB I would simply stop letting him hit HRs

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@RadioFreeTom @AnjaliZ @carrie_moley Sounds like people should speak up more, not less

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@HudsonDavis14 @BowTiedRanger Isn’t Musk really ugly and bald and in terrible shape?

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@theotherjayme @Victorian_Poet @kundun_ilikedit Side note: in every historical context they used...someone did in fact successfully come and take it.

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2 years

I dunno why people hate on bandwagons so much; I love getting enthusiastic texts during games from non baseball friends and co-workers who’ve known me as “Padres guy” forever

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@MelendezReports @SportsNetLA Wow I can’t believe he is so cold and heartless to celebrate like that after he knew he killed that little boy. I don’t know how anyone can root for this man

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@Eve6 @CHoustonSD Most of these dudes admit it in the biographies they “wrote” in the early 2000s when they still thought people would think they were cool for banging teenagers

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My favorite dodgers fans are from like Victorville and Hesperia. Saying shit like “You’ve got no rings” You’re in VICTORVILLE dude.

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@judeochrstn Willing to bet less than 1% of kids are “out the door by 5” to get to school

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@38SammyD @Instantregretss Dude almost dropped to the floor from a slap, he’s not winning this fight

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4 months

@HaSeongsRim There’s a strong correlation between not having an ass and voting for Trump

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3 years

@AgentRachelLuba Cool to see you drawing attention to yourself even though this has nothing to do with you.

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4 years

Best owner and GM in Padres history. Period.

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2 years

@steadynappin_ @BradleyDGarland I learned from stand up comedy that all broke people do the same stuff but we’re so segregated we think it’s all culturally unique

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2 years

@theeyecollector “I have zero interest in traveling” should do the trick

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3 years

NBD, Just Mike Clevinger (who has only pitched a handful of games here) having more of a presence here than our shitty $20 million a year 1B ever has

San Diego Padres

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3 years

Holiday Giving is underway! 500 local families in need received Thanksgiving Turkeys and sides at Petco Park this morning with the help of the Padres Volunteer team and @MikeClevinger ! 🦃 #PadresGiving • @GallagherGlobal

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3 years

@katelikhonos @gwsxjdb @drewdlewis @dxxdytoes @floracarolinaa All these people talking out of their asses haven’t been to many concerts. I’ve seen bands stop many times to tell people to scoot back, settle down or to get injured people off the floor. And they were playing instruments so they were much more distracted than this dipshit was.

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2 years

@Buster_ESPN Or you could just ignore complaints from sore losers and write about how awesome upsets are for the game because they bring more fanbases into the fold? You were bitching as much as anyone about owners not spending, Seidler is spending and getting results, put a spotlight on it

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@HeheWaitWhut This is probably gonna win him a bunch of fans from Trump’s base. These aren’t people who are interested in the difference between Al Qaeda and afghan tribal fighters who were turned over to the US because of a corrupted bounty system

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2 years

Soto put on a Padres uniform and turned into Cory Spangenberg

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4 years

@NathanW69931831 @showmetheyamz You’re in the “Hitler’s wet dream” demographic

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3 years

Blake Snell has been scratched with “did not prepare to pitch this season”

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@almajessica1973 @binaural_test @Timcast Even if this was worded correctly it would still be gibberish

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2 years

Only 303 more hits to pass Dustin Pedroia

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A milestone for Manny.

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@Master_Volpe @TalkinBaseball_ Lol it’s not 1997 dude no one cares about being in New York anymore

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@eushingo @TheRealAraMoses @pdxfrontline And in the same region as…wait for it…the fires

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5 years

@RobertHurst157 @The_Law_Boy While parking a giant navy right off our coasts

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@NaughtyGourd @kiikazuu No you’re just painfully dumb and fueling a narrative that distracts from the fact that the vast majority of pedophiles identify as straight

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@AstrosKyle @SpaceCityAdam @BWWings Lollll soft ass Texans...love to see it

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@YankeeWRLD Every baseball fan over 50 is convinced that pitchers need to simply be less good so they can go deeper into games

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@KFFickle @CNBC You mean causing inflation, slowing down the economy and costing billions in bailouts?

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2 years

-signed Machado -changed back to brown uniforms -didn’t fuck with Nando’s service clock -extended Nando -traded for Clevinger/Snell/Darvish They’ve pretty much done everything the right way since Seidler took over. They’ll extend Joe.

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2 years

(Almost) No-No Joe shares his thoughts and emotions following his outstanding start on the mound ⭐️🎙 #TimeToShine | @heyscan | @padres

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3 years

@StephenBurkett_ @Bleppenwolf @Katie78651182 @yoda_nobunaga @himbodotgov “Please no, whatever you do, don’t kill our heroes Bezos and Musk”

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@marialo23456 @CaucasianJames Wow…strong “all lives matter” vibes here…smh

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3 years

Worth noting what dodger stadium looks like when they’re not in first place

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@Nouriab96 @vidsthatgohard You can see her kinda realize how dumb of a statement it was but then she pushes through anyways

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@joehainus @mustafa__jones @DocStrangelove2 Absolutely no one is stopping you guys from marching to bring attention to this

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5 years

@Pete_Alonso20 @LoverOfShrimp @C_LosR @MLB This is gonna end in some weird lawsuit that’ll eventually lead to Pete thanking him for his service

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San Diego: *supersonic military jets roaring overhead for 60 years* San Diegans: “what was that boom sound?!?!”

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@Tonbara17 @RK_itsm @reason @redsteeze Because being executed while laying face down on the ground is as bad as gets. There are others just as bad but it’s literally an execution.

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@TafkaTrap @AurelianofRome “It’s different because I say so” -you, a fucking idiot

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3 years

Playoff baseball is cool but have you ever watched your team spin a diamond encrusted chain while celebrating a home run in a season that they were actively sabotaging because the GM wanted to make the team better by trading their friend?

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@Breyionna @ZRoseTheHero @TrinityforHire @throwing_shayde @Deyonce_F @Violet_Woolf “It was genocide lite” - you

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@captKangol @matress_island @kc_jordan While she’s pregnant

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3 years

Chills when Scherzer convinces Snell to go to fucking bed at a decent hour and he starts pitching good again

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@MarkraftusMark @mlbelites_ Should just step on the bag for the out tbh

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Lol imagine doing all that to just bat Hoz cleanup

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If done, this would be the possible Padres's lineup: 1. Fernando Tatis Jr. SS 2. Juan Soto RF 3. Manny Machado 3B 4. Eric Hosmer 1B 5. Jake Cronenworth 2B 6. Luke Voit BD 7. Trent Grisham C.F. 8. Jurickson Profar LF 9. Jorge Alfaro C

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@realmissbeeswax @donn1954 @AndyRichter They grow up faster in England

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@nottelinguagain @BWWings So, you had better options but went there anyways? Lollll Also, it’s *too

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@dfaustt @ImMrBuns @BornAKang Getting tested is very quick and easy and people who have a lot of partners do it regularly. Really not that difficult

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1 year

@lodiedodie14 @yashar @TheRock I wish you’d do some so you’d be more fun

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5 years

@aubrey_huff I would actually love for you to fly to Iran and attempt a kidnapping. The thought of you in an Iranian prison cell is sooo satisfying

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2 years

Borderline impressive that Bell has managed to be worse than Hoz

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@aarnold4281 @Cut4 Thank you for letting this one slide... we’ve all been worried sick wondering what Aaron56436675 on Twitter thought

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@hgomez27 Hey someone should tell his camp that this is just making it worse

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@Noneyabznessson @groove_sdc The flat earth “protected by god” guy? What’s your definition of a “smart man”?

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@AstrosRants I promise you when you finally get laid this petty shit won’t bother you any more

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Imagine if we hadn’t gotten Soto and we were just waiting for him to come back

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@LGBrandonWalsh @Tommy8788 @HicksCBER We’re pointing out that you’re criticizing things that you don’t understand

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@TheAthleticMLB @MLB I love how he increased the odds of missing it by swinging at it

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3 years

50k an AB to hit ground balls to second

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3 years

Name an athlete from any sport without naming that athlete.

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I love it when people talk about “padres twitter” in a way that makes it seem like we collectively agree on things

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@Jake_Jennerman @shannonrwatts The cool thing about this style of tweet is if you say this after every massacre you’ll be right every once in a while and when you’re wrong you can just delete it and act like you’re not a massive dipshit

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Facebook: “NO ONE WILL BUY THESE” Twitter: “Just spent $400 on city connect gear”

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@FoulTerritoryTV So because his former team hurt his feel feels during an arbitration hearing he is no longer willing to do whatever it takes to help his team win a ring, despite being given a contract that guarantees his family multi generational wealth?

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@FoulTerritoryTV “Stay on your side of the field” lol it’s literally their home stadium, their fans are on all sides of the field. You lost, head down the tunnel if you don’t wanna watch the other team celebrate

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@FriendWinston @faridyu @smichaelis234 True, he was always an elite slugger and his home/roads spli-.....oh....never mind

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@Jus10Case10 @fatherjohnkinky @jaredinthetrees “Aye yo only place in the world where you can get paper towels at a corner store”

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2 years

Fernando Rodney dominating meaningless games in a Padres uniform for half a season directly lead to Josh Hader closing games for the Padres in the NLCS

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forever

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@ChristieSmythe @rustbeltjacobin A great cause would’ve been not becoming obscenely rich by fucking over people who need medicine

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Padres have lost 18 games by 1 or 2 runs. I’m gonna go ahead and guess that a lineup with Tatis and Soto in it flips some of those games to W’s. Even a conservative estimate adds 3 or 4 wins?

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Is Eric Hosmer the best left handed hitter in Padres history? I think it’s time to have this discussion

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They say this shit EVERY YEAR

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One longtime #MLB team exec predicted to me tonight that this trade deadline could be one of the “wildest” we’ve seen in decades. Can’t wait. 😎 @MLBNetwork

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@DavidSteadson @LPeterP @brett_mcgurk I agree. He doesn’t even understand our institutions enough to execute such an agenda. Miller, Kushner, Hannity, McConnell etc are running the show.

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3 years

Just like with our Padres, they needed Ron Fowler to leave before they could act like a serious business

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@lephattsquid @BillRatchet I dunno where you live but I haven’t seen anything like that since the 90s

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@ExPatInPGH @KodyDuncanPGH Yeah man, the Pirates failures are definitely on the fans

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@BullpenBoxes @JustinAaronUH91 @AstrosKyle @SpaceCityAdam @BWWings So you’re still supporting the team that admitted to cheating but you’re mad at a restaurant chain? Great standards!

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Grish with the F bomb on national television

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@EricBoekholt @davenewworld_2 Because it demonstrates that he’s pro right wing authoritarian which makes it clear who he’s selling the guns to

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@liondude52 @kenklippenstein It’s actually ok to take a critical look at American history, see a pattern of behaviour that clearly benefits one group, acknowledge it, and work towards changing it.

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Really wanna see this after the AS break Profar Tatis Machado Voit Cronenworth Alfaro Grisham Ruiz Abrams

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Grisham. “Sucks, having a terrible year.” 5 HRs, 25 R, 25 RBI Hosmer. “Carried the team for the first month” 4 HRs, 23 R, 29 RBI

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@VinRBI @ThePreaus .970 OPS in high leverage PAs for his career. 1.000+ w/RISP

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@Ken_Rosenthal @FS1 @LLSusa Don’t try to hide behind charity you wormy little bitch

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@SpeechExtremist @revhowardarson This has always been the dumbest thing to say about someone who dies because they couldn’t breathe. Let me knee on your throat for 10 minutes dude, and then when you eventually die we can blame it on your shitty diet

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@JoePompliano @KTLA This is huge! Dozens of people will enjoy this feature! Hell yeah

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@AM570LASports @THEREAL_DV Guy who was on a cheating Red Sox team is upset that the Astros cheated against a team that he wasn’t on at the time (that was likely also cheating)? Makes sense👍

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