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@captKangol

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4 months

@easterngoblin Oooh cookie bowls you can put ice cream in them!

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@captKangol

18 days

People who are so smugly insane low key impress me

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@GrahamB47 When you think about it the Bible is the original iPhone

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4 months

@realJackEason He played a very serious character in Wonka

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3 months

Owing me 600$

Steve- politically homelessness.

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What will Joe Biden's legacy be?

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1 year

My kids are “sacrificing themselves to the shoe god” whatever that means

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5 months

Does anyone remember singing a song about a Kookaburra in school?

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2 years

@theseantcollins Killing nazis

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28 days

@McR1B69 The pope is actually vocally against the genocide which puts him above every U.S. politician (sorry I know you were joking)

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2 years

@Gizmodo When people were getting kidnapped in Portland and thrown into vans? sounds like it

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6 months

Presidents of the United States of America

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arctic monkeys would be wild

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1 year

@boygrrI My ex’s mom printed off all the symptoms of borderline and then presented them to me and her son triumphantly, as if she had caught me in an elaborate ruse and this was the proof

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1 year

Just because you don’t have access to a doctor doesn’t mean you don’t have autism

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1 year

I fucking hate people like this who self diagnose and then make "having" autism their entire personality, as someone who actually has autism it pisses me the fuck off

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2 years

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5 months

Do you guys really not know what this is?

Midwest vs. Everybody

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Let’s confuse non midwesterners

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2 years

@matress_island @kc_jordan Dune is about doing drugs with your mom

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11 months

@lemonade_grrrl Not to get technical but nitrous oxide and air duster aren’t the same thing

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2 months

Anyone else detest the way microfiber bath towels feel?

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5 months

I had a sex dream about…Dracula??

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21 days

Isn’t trying to get men to look a certain way sort of antithetical to the point of the story

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Every man should aim to look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

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2 years

@WereInHellYT Lemons and protein bars don’t even need refrigerated, weird flex

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4 years

@traddegeneracy Uh, Joe, the cops are indiscriminately terrorizing citizens, what’s your solution? “More Cops, Jack!”

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5 years

my conservative great grandma got a hold of me this morning and I dare say, she might be getting off the Trump train!

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1 year

Hey, I just realized I got 10 years clean off meth

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3 years

The day they set fire to a police station in Minneapolis

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3 years

what was your favorite day on twitter

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@kenklippenstein Don’t cats live four times longer indoors? Lol

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2 years

@alaskastardust Swear to God everyone on my town’s fb group got mad at this guy who claimed to have heard gunshots because he didn’t immediately identify himself and they pretty much accused him of being a pedophile

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3 years

@SpongeBob

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1 year

Watching X files. Is Scully supposed to be hot? I think Scully is hot

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2 years

@UberFacts Damn Uber Facts you got dark

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3 years

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6 years

@Julian_Epp what if people who work 40 hours a week could afford their groceries?

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4 years

@JimmyJazz1968 I’m not going to bother with this, but I assume the reason is she’s not wearing her wedding ring?

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3 years

@The_Acumen I want to paint my dining room this color

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1 year

@boygrrI I told him I was crazy when he met me, ma’am

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3 months

Many occasions

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6 months

Is this a real quote?

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3 years

@afivegantenna @T_Lyte @r8dr4lfe75 Right after women were allowed their own credit cards

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6 months

This has been in my refrigerator for five years should I throw it out?

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I wish to convey to you how massive this cabbage is

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@DiabolicalSpuds

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6 months

That’s on you bro

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6 months

I just want people to understand this

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7 months

@bornposting They did a mirror scene in the first one too, which was just basically from M.

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4 months

I just met you And this is crazy But I saw a dingo And he ate my baby

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6 months

I love this cover, can’t explain

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2 years

@davidcinema Terrifying

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6 months

Couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealing

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6 months

Watching Con Air for the first time and this movie is hilarious

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1 year

My husband said Ready Player One was like if Chat GPT made a movie. Harsh

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3 years

@UberFacts Thought that was just good old depression

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3 years

@DaleFraza @stephlynn1982 Wow your school does COVID tests?

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4 months

Stoners will see my bed and say hell yeah

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7 months

I was going to watch Dr Strangelove, it’s on Max and I’ve never seen it. Should I?

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1 year

@FinalDude78 The Haunting of Hill House had some great ones

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6 months

One of my favorite Conan bits was “In The Year 2,000”

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6 months

Russel Brand got baptized in the Thames? In the fucking THAMES?? Is that normal? Do people do that?

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3 months

Is SIDS real? Yes because my son died of it no one did anything to him he just didn’t wake up so fuck you

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is SIDS mostly real or is it, mostly, a mercy diagnosis for when parents do something really unfortunate and their infant dies ive heard the latter explanation but not sure what the dark academic cw is

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@GreninjaGoat Wanted this guy

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3 years

@talkwithtatsu @SailorAnarchist Warhol was so overrated

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3 years

@Eangel4285 The CIA being involved in…gestures…everything

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6 months

How much change do you think this is?

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2 years

@RealChrisSays Carnivale

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1 year

What do you do with your free time? I serve on the national hot dog and sausage council

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5 months

Sounds like the real distinction is whether you call it puppy chow or muddy buddies

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Take Me Home Tonight has always been and will always be a banger

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6 months

Is the little pocket to put a small container of Pringles in?

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6 years

@BrowningStephen @samstein @willsommer this is a joke, right?

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3 years

@MBurnhamFuture @TheGigconomist

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5 months

Have you ever been to one of those places that’s like a historical recreation of a town, like with a blacksmith and and people churning butter and such?

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1 year

@sorrelquest @TheDouggernaut Isn’t Skinamarink just a room

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2 years

@UberFacts Elon Musk

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1 year

@glorioushurt @YungKundalini @peta No they weren’t

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1 year

This was child abuse

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1 year

What movie death hit you hard as a kid?

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5 months

Want to come over, finish these and watch the Conan travel show?

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1 year

Look what my kid did to me

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@archivedilfs John Winchester

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3 years

We can’t even properly fund lunch programs in this country what a fucking joke

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2 years

@snorukous @PINNLAND_EMPIRE Sell their houses to who, Ben?

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5 months

What Aerosmith song is it where he says “guitar” before the guitar solo

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@ThatEricAlper Stop Dragging My Heart Around

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6 months

I just heard if you purchase movies on Prime you only have access as long as Amazon has a lease with those movies and if the lease expires you lose the movies. Is this true does anyone know?

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@TakeThatNurses When I was in rehab the police were looking for me to serve a warrant and the administrator told them to get lost- one of the nicest things anyone did for me at that time (since resolved)

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2 years

@Chinchillazllla Reminds me of this spider I want, it’s a bit more reasonable

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Dirt spices?

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4 months

This guy just said there are PANTHERS in the everglades, is that true???

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My daughter and I found a Florida Man YouTuber that rescues fish out of abandoned ponds and I’m low key obsessed

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@DannyDrinksWine

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5 months

I’m not that smart but I always kinda thought this was a waste of weed, right? Like your burning more surface area but you can only take so much weed into your lungs at once

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Rate the rolling out of 10 ?

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5 years

@LumpyLouish @WhoopiGoldberg Please do

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3 years

@DustJames90 This is a joke, right?

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1 year

Do these look like raspberries to you? They’re so purple. I grew them and idk maybe they sent me something different

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6 months

Homemade biscuits and gravy

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4 months

Just found out my husband doesn’t know who Joy Division is. We’ve been together 10 years

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3 months

Taking drugs tonight so you guys better be nice to me

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6 years

@BlackSocialists "Black people commit more crime". Uggh, I've tried arguing with these people that black people are more heavily prosecuted than their white counterparts for the same crimes, I might as well be talking to my cat.

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