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28 days

You need this man at every wedding, ever. Legend. #BBCOlympics #ClosingCeremony

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Before anyone jumps in with "ThEyLl GeT tHe SyMpAtHy VoTe....." Ukraine have ALWAYS slapped at Eurovision. Every time they bring it. Only country left with a 100% qualification record. #Eurovision #Eurovision2024

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@mattcoyney I once did the sign of the cross for a poor badger splattered on the road coming up.... That turned out to be a bit of carpet. I'm not even religious.

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@StephanieRiou And why's she been at what looks like a not yet open German Christmas Market recently?

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2 years

@NessaDeex Aye it's patronising as fuck isn't it. "Shop smarter" or "shop around". Not everyone can get to 3 different supermarkets to save a few pennies on the products they do cheaper than others. And of course... WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO. We shouldn't be in this situation. It's wrong.

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@shitlondon @thetimes If i ran a stall, I'd make the imperial prices more, and call it a Brexit tax. Yes, out of petty spite. After all, that's what got us in this mess at the first place.

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3 years

Awkward day where you do actually need petrol but don't want to go to get petrol for fear of strangers thinking you're panic buying petrol. #BritishProblems #BrexitReality #PetrolShortage

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@OldGilles The Last Picky Tea, please.

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1 year

So Boris Johnson has failed to hand over his WhatsApp messages, the deadline was today. Why isn't this the lead story @BBCNews , @SkyNews @itvnews ? It's much more actual news than the questionable #bbcpresenter thing. #BorisJohnson #BBCscandal

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@PaulLomax Your post inspired me to have a crack too.... And it really is pixel perfsct. The detail around her right eye with the shadow, dark patch and wrinkles, it's identical. Not just "it's the same person".

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@t0nit0ne It's the same with children - it's not an achievement, nor an aspiration. And how many unloved, poorly raised or neglected kids are out there? That's no life. People shouldn't have kids "just because". That's such a backwards social pressure. People need to get educated.

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7 months

Me thinking the Me cackling at Gregg Wallace at every new stuff has gone meme about it on too long...

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1 year

@simonharris_mbd It's disgraceful and yet entirely predictable. Perhaps we don't need super speed, we just fancy a bit of reliability, affordability and a full coverage. The North deserves better rail links. We all do.

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@txadel_ @Carmenuk_ That's insane. Insane ideas about hygiene and also, the bloody cost and wastage! A new tampon for just to shower? Has someone won the lottery?

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2 years

@scottygb I've thought over the last few of days the way the breakfast team (especially Kay Burley) have sanctimoniously lauded over the "social media invasion" as if they haven't had a part to play is mad. Friday morning had Kay and Inzamam live reporting walking the river!

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5 months

@theashrb The "gift of the gab" is real! Great orators aren't bound by class or where they're from!

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2 years

@moamohamud Great thread! Wholesome as. My British Bangladeshi friend told me she likes to hear "What's your family's/cultural background" rather than "Where are you from?" so I've always tried to say that instead.

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@_karan_ That's what I was saying to all the people asking why the airport chaos because surely he wouldn't have his passport... He doesn't need HIS passport. He looks the same as like about 30% of population 😂 Any young lad with brown hairs passport will probably fool a gate agent 😂

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10 months

Everyone's heart breaking with Carlos' here #Strictly #SCD

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2 years

@mxmsworld My niece is a 'member of the crowd' but got a coveted line this year and she's gone full method. "I think I'm gonna say it like im really tired because if we've been like walking for days I think I'd be really tired so I'll say it like that but maybe not too tired..." She's 6.

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3 years

@richard_littler @MayorofLondon Couldn't resist either. Fee if used is half a Colin shunted onto half a Cuthbert.

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@jasebyjason IOC already said only London can do it in the UK, apparently! Tick boxing exercise like Eurovision. Need the infrastructure and occupancy. Can't have the Japanese Ambassador in an B&B on Blackpool Pleasure Beach.

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3 months

@JamesFl I've said it before that so few Americans have natural bants. It's a real skill.

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5 months

@suicidepxct This. Cannot. Be. The. Ending. To. This. Story.

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28 days

Definitely can't see the camera crew hiding behind that bush. #BBCOlympics #ClosingCeremony

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5 months

@RadLegalTakes @ddernovsek @MsTaylorDurden @Gingerblast Sometimes, we have to do the wrong things for the right reasons. Safety and health of animals in these cases come above someone in twitter saying "fraud".

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1 year

@notcapnamerica I feel like The Americans was critically acclaimed and often made "best tv show" type lists but I've never met anyone other than me or my old flatmate who watched it. It was utterly fantastic and compelling. But I never saw hype or buzz around it!

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@KerdyC I saw someone say "As if you Americans would recognise Jamie Vardy walking round Denver" and I cackled.

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@iamtomskinner For tactics, Labour even though my leanings are Lib Dem or Greens. At this stage, we just have to feel sorry for anyone voting Reform, and whatever has happened in their life to come to this point. It's sad and I wish we could help them.

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@fesshole I thought "Ooh now that's clever!" til I saw people bringing up allergens. Now I think it's pretty blimmin' awful. You don't mess about with allergy advice.

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@pfaffphobic She'd think my family would need to be committed if she saw our fam group chat. "I've just seen an albino pigeon" "Did you know they do eco friendly balloons now?" "Soup for me, I've just has a new crown fitted" "SKY'S OFF"

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2 years

@3bxody @QuentinMoynet @binnahar85 Religion is a made up human concept. Sexuality isn't, fam. You'll get there eventually but if you could hurry up and realise that, the world would be a much happier place!

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3 years

You'd never have believed that in 2021, Bez would be the healthiest looking person on a TV programme. #CelebrityMasterchef #YoureTwistingMyMelonMan

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Isabel picking up the Japanese and bashing it out like... #RaceAcrossTheWorld

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1 year

@RobDenBleyker My tweet has aged well 😂

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7 months

These two are pure joy! Nitro and Phantom are the proper legends of this cast. #Gladiators

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4 months

@iamtomskinner Genuinely gutted you've posted this. The Tories and right wing use people like you to do their bidding amongst "the working class". You're being hoodwinked. If the Greens had a chance, people should vote for them. But if you're suggesting voting Tory cos they'll sort knife..

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An icon is born. #CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld #RaceAcrossTheWorld

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6 months

I didn't mean it... It was just bants. How can I rectify this? If Putin wanted to send a real warning shot, he should've gone for Wetherspoons, Dyson, JCB, Ineos... #Greggs

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@NadyaWilliams81 @stephmurrayyyy Aye cos it is mad to have strangers as adults share a bedroom. It's so bizarre to most outside America. Completely different to sharing a bedroom with a sibling growing up. These are adults. Strangers.

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@AliWoodsGigs I know a fully grown adult EXACTLY like this and I die inside every. Single. Time. "I was in Waitrose and there was a lovely Indian man on the deli counter..."

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@fawnbow My lip sync pet hate is when one of the Queens tries to get the other one involved in their performance. Plastique was trying it. She was going there. Then she read the signs.

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@EurovisionTom The performance was much better than it i thought it would be, it had such potential banger status but the staging.... standing alone on a massive stage and letting MS PPT do the hard work.... doesn't cut in in 2024!

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2 years

@SlenderSherbet Max has been a grumpy old man since birth.

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2 years

@nderleColin @ErinChack That sounds like something made up to comfort people who still use Fahrenheit to be honest 😂 It's ok America, you do you! The rest of the world carries on just fine too!

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2 years

@stuartwidnes @johnestevens Sky News' Jayne tried to call him out on this PR shoot this morning, even the footage looked like someone who rarely fills up their car, didn't look at the price like most people, and especially those who are in financial difficulty absolutely do. It's just all awful

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3 years

@StigAbell Disgusting behaviour - where do they think they are, the G7?

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3 years

@reginalddhunter It starts at school when you drop a tray in the canteen. Laughter is the only way to survive the cacophony of "Wheeeeeeyyyyyyyyy...."

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Feel like thousands of women suddenly felt that, in the words from Kate. Women in the workplace... Especially a male dominated one are still made to feel crap when they're just going about their job. #GreatBritishMenu

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2 years

@robbeckettcomic ..."You must sit down....", as if it was some sort of debate. A crew member lept from his seat, plonked the girl back in her seat, belt on and said to the parents "this is not negotiable ok?" and ran back as we were less than a minute from touchdown. It was unbelievable!

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3 years

It can't be Buckells... He's too... Stupid. #LineOfDuty #LineofDuty6 #LineofDutyFinale

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4 years

@planetjedward I already hated the UAE with every bone in my body. But to see them advertising as being open during a global pandemic is irresponsible, yet simply a other part of their hypocrisy. They attract the most desperate self absorbed individuals. Dubai is an awful place.

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@thecatreviewer Happy to see this cafe cat again after weeks of being told "He's sleeping under the counter" and me thinking they just didn't want to tell me he'd passed away. 10/10 for being alive and well.

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9 months

Yes lad! Bang on. I hope more of the youth of this country think like this. #QuestionTime #BBCQT

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1 year

@joelycett Can you go for Chairman and get us 800k hun? Promise I'll pay it back x

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7 months

@CaraLisette There's an image from a book about weird mysteries burned (no pun intended) into my memory about spontaneous human combustion. Old lady who was in a chair. I definitely thought it would be a bigger issue in my life.

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@imshanereaction I genuinely count myself lucky I watched it as it broadcast. I was there for this iconic moment. And I remember cackling. What. A. Series.

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@whippletom Have you heard of.....'shopping'? It sells mid and lux brands cheap. That's it really.

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@pulpy_fiction Aye, and using the Lake District as the example, I live in south Essex, I can get to France quicker by driving. The UK is beautiful but sometimes for the same money or much less, you just fancy going somewhere other than a different Tesco.

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2 years

@Rylan Defo the Northern Lights in Essex! Right @GMB ?

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2 years

@jayrayner1 @GordonRamsay I'm really surprised the BBC gave his show a slot - this shtick got boring over a decade ago, and the British telly public have moved on to friendly competition styles.

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3 years

@EmmaKennedy Says is all really!

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@GDave815 I want Jaz to figure it out, BUT.... I can't lie if I didn't think this would be beautiful TV. That reveal from Harry and him taking the cash from Mollie would be nothing short of iconic.

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3 years

@DeborahMeaden I saw the famous Whitstable Oyster Festival had issues. It's beyond sad and anger inducing.

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6 months

And unto us, a new gif is born #GreatBritishMenu

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@Gemma_clark14 THIS IS IN THE UK, NOT NUTTY AMERICA??

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9 months

Cor, I tell you what, today was a bad day to start the "The Tanganyika Groundnut Scheme Drinking Game" @mrjamesob #LBC

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3 years

@Herr_Oberst45 @KyivIndependent Conflict isn't won by fighting - it's the support units and logistics. They'll need drivers, cooks, communicators, water delivery, first aid, people to fix things, collect things, to build shelters... Anyone can help with these things too!

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@beirutbloopers "Catch yerself on, I don't take open drinks off my husband let alone men I've been thrown into a castle with for a few weeks"

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@whippletom But... It does - Chinese people love luxe brands and like to get a bargain, there's really not much more to it than that! Come to the UK, take a trip to Bicester to combine both those passions. Sure there's psychology behind WHY they like lux goods but it's not that deep.

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4 years

@biriani @Rylan This is what Australia have been doing, and still are. 14 days in a hotel at your own expense. Would certainly stop a lot of these nobodies going on "business trips" to Dubai. Dubai who has covid and isn't being honest about it.

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If ever there was a case for GMB needing to put highest placed runner up to go through... Elly is it. She's streets ahead of about 4 other region winners. #GreatBritishMenu

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2 years

@WTWIWF2 @HackedOffHugh Ten years ago I wouldn't have believed The News Of The World would cease publication so I live in hope the Mail gets taken down as well!

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@ThatTimWalker It has genuinely worried me how many people appear to be hearing about this for the first time. It completely highlights how many people in the UK don't pay attention to any news, and it makes me question what other important events and stories have passed them by.

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@JohnLovesJulie @TheToriesOut @AvaSantina @RMTunion I think that he is all over his brief which politicians especially cabinet members used to be. Having someone who knows so much about what they're talking about has been missing in government for the last 12 years.

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1 year

@DavidMackayy The slow zooms of the still images was giving me "those we have lost this year" BAFTA vibes

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5 months

@ianwalker Thoroughly agree - you shouldn't have to know split tickets and "hacks". You should be able to go on a centralised train ticket website, pop in two stations and be presented with good value options.

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@SarahCholwill @AngelaRayner Right To Buy was an acceptable idea at the time, and seemed fair and sound. What the Tory's failed to deliver, however, was the promise to replace homes sold. THAT'S the issue with Right To Buy, and that it has since created the monster of housing being an asset.

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7 years

@thecatreviewer Boss eyed beauty on my daily commute who is always surrounded by paps. Takes it like a champ,. 10/10 for humility.

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1 year

@simonharris_mbd Utter shameful that we as a country have come to this. Every worker and viewer of GB News needs to be referred to a counsellor because something is not right with them.

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@Pragjag @fesshole Absolutely - i thought photographers knew friends and acquaintances take the piss. Payment terms should've been established way before it got to the even the day of the wedding.

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@shitlondon

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@JonathanPieNews She's probably crying that she wasn't there on camera for the moment Nicola's body was found after hanging around there all Friday bring awful.

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3 years

@AplinMichael I thought his message was an ignorant "Yes leave the EU but there shouldn't be barriers to us travelling and working on Europe, the politicians need to just get on with making that happen". So...another Brexit voter voting for their own, misguided interpretation of leave.

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2 years

@Nicoledso @lordsidcup @theousherwood Then they shouldn't be holding a huge international sporting event if that is their culture. Simples!

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@CraddockHazel My sister caught my then 3 year old niece playing Barbies with one telling the other she couldn't come out because she's got covid 😂

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Year 11 last day of term. #BBCOlympics #ClosingCeremony

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4 years

@jamieklingler Test on arrival & 14 mandatory self isolation in a hotel like almost every other nation that managed to get a grip on covid did. The arrogance of @BorisJohnson and @10DowningStreet that the UK didn't need to do this is staggering, and a huge part of why we are still suffering.

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@itsjustcereal I can feel how slowly that door closes

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1 month

@kylesockwell Says a lot about people's mindsets that they automatically understand your post as a negative thing.

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1 year

@Austria122 @derJamesJackson Even better for a lot of native English speakers is: Translation for the english speakers 116,840 days 3,839 Months 320 years 12 Presidents 10 Emperors 2 Republics 1 Newspaper That decimal point rather than a comma still confuses some!

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@PopCulture2000s Living for Carson!

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4 years

Majestic elderly floof on the school run - happy to be petted by a two year old, so 10/10 for youth engagement and helping to promote the friendly image of cats everywhere. 100/10 for hair swishing in the wind. @thecatreviewer

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3 years

@pez_sez @VictoriaCoren And a Tom Hollandy. The most Holland of all the Hollands.

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2 years

@dogsaveme @BarbaraS370 @jnthnwll It's the middle ground too - well meaning non black people who don't think they're racist will potentially drive past because of unconscious racial bias, but they've might've stopped for a say, white woman. That's before you even add in the KKKrazies and Confedetwats.

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2 years

@AndrewBrookLdn @Cathy_TwoHalves @LittleGreyRab @EverydaySexism Female name = couldn't possibly be a decision maker. That's how.

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@MHMoritz @FayDean85 @fesshole You're thinking of tea, not tea. Tea is not tea. I hope that's cleared it up for you.

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@mxmsworld And it's about 5 words.

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@BRATTYBARBl I lived in China for over a decade, her vibe is like almost every Chinese woman I met! Nothing wrong with it, just different. Also...It's not unheard of for people to feel like mainland Chinese are about 5 - 10 years behind in emotional maturity. They're mollycoddled for ages!

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