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James

@JamesFl

7 years

Love how @MENnewsdesk are taking zero shit over this 👏🏻🙌🏼

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2 months

“Fuck the Queen/King” and “take your tea-drinking ass back to England” passing for their idea of shit talk is actually so funny 💀 These people would be in floods of tears after two minutes in an English football ground.

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8 years

Get. Your. Filthy. Tiny. Orange. Fingers. Off. Of. Our. Flag.

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4 years

Nigella Lawson really said ‘trans rights’ and ‘here’s a recipe with 40 cloves of garlic in’ on the same day and honestly... this woman. Incomparable.

Nigella Lawson

@Nigella_Lawson

4 years

Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic is #RecipeOfTheDay . And don’t worry, the garlic cloves steam sweetly in their skins. This is much mellower than you might think. I consider bread for dipping into the juices essential.

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27 days

Angela Rayner is going to be the Deputy Prime Minister of the UK. Can’t quite find the words to describe how fucking refreshing that feels? No, they aren’t all the same.

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2 years

Completely normal conversation with a blue tick on here. Jesus.

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2 months

Nah I’m starting to get pissed off at some of these Tories stepping down rather than allowing us to witness their public humiliation at 4:30am in a sports hall. Cowards.

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@JamesFl

16 days

Nah be fair. It’s perfectly normal to forge a sense of worth and achievement out of watching someone else’s team lose. For example, I recently had exactly the same ungracious reaction when the SNP lost 80% of their Westminster seats in one night.

Stephen Flynn MP

@StephenFlynnSNP

17 days

Rodri. Bro. All is forgiven.

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James

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8 years

I bet the Christmas party at The Guardian is a riot

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3 months

There should be a blue plaque here

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12 days

Go on, guys. Make her leader; she’s the one. This is *just* the tone that the wake of the worst election defeat in the 190 year history of the party calls for.

Farrukh

@implausibleblog

12 days

Kemi Badenoch speaking down to Angela Rayner Demonstrating that she is one very very sore loser

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James

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2 years

Going nowhere fast today 😵‍💫

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James

@JamesFl

6 years

Gemma Collins looking to quit another reality show? Groundbreaking. She’s too fucking lazy even keep up with the Z-list gig circuit. Only got through CBB because she got to sit on her arse all day. I can’t believe how some of you idolise her. She’s a top-notch bellend.

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James

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6 months

Manchester watching London name its transport lines after the textile industry and the Suffragette movement.

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@JamesFl

11 months

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@JamesFl

1 year

Did arms etc etc

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@JamesFl

3 months

It would have won in a relative landslide. Absolutely no doubt about it. This should be canon.

Escxfav

@Escxfav2

3 months

Covid-19 took away Iceland's first win at Eurovision

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James

@JamesFl

2 years

Stepping into the weekend like

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James

@JamesFl

2 years

Oh she’s blocked me now. Unfortunately I don’t think I feel like letting being called a “rape apologist” wash.

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James

@JamesFl

2 years

Deeply hungover send help

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James

@JamesFl

6 years

Guess what? Someone, for whatever reason, took time out of their night to come tell me I'm a terrible dancer. I know, sweetie. I'm not trying to impress you; I'm having fun. There's something exceptionally sad about someone who watches someone having fun and tries to ruin it.

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James

@JamesFl

1 year

The way I got home and my shirt just happened to fall off like this all by itself I -

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James

@JamesFl

1 year

The Sunday Scaries are strong this week

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@JamesFl

1 year

Golden hour giving me the cyborg eye look

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James

@JamesFl

3 years

Still cannot get over the fact that some people have an internal monologue where they actually talk to themselves in their heads. Like wtf.

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James

@JamesFl

1 year

@RmSalih As a free, tolerant and human rights observing nation this is actually exactly who we are. I’m sure most international travellers can comprehend and respect that, and if not, they’re welcome to take their trips somewhere else.

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James

@JamesFl

2 years

Found a pic from exactly a year ago and can’t quite believe the difference 🤯

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@JamesFl

2 years

Only slightly bleary-eyed

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1 year

Warm innit

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James

@JamesFl

3 years

A moment that felt like a painting

JB

@JBfromDC89

3 years

A moment that felt like a painting

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James

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5 months

Rowling’s fully gone off the deep end hasn’t she? Proper fruitcake.

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James

@JamesFl

4 years

The Prime Minister is third in a two-horse race

YouGov

@YouGov

4 years

Which of the following do you think will make the best Prime Minister? Keir Starmer 35% Boris Johnson 30% Don't know 31%

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James

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7 years

Holy shit the French have their own bap/barm/breadcake/bun/roll thingy.

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@JamesFl

2 months

The Greens constantly ask for their share of airtime; but when they get it and their policies and positions are exposed to proper scrutiny they crumple like paper.

LBC

@LBC

2 months

“Those who carry knives are more likely to be stabbed, sometimes by their own knife." “We’re not going to nuke ourselves, are we?" @Lewis_Goodall isn’t convinced by Green Party leader Carla Denyer’s justification for giving up our nuclear deterrent.

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1 year

I’ve done a really nice job of my beard line this week so I’m making you look at it. Here. There you go.

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1 year

Yer lad is knackered 🥱

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@JamesFl

5 months

Knackered 😴

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@JamesFl

9 months

Sat here staring out the window watching it get dark at 4pm while mentally plotting my escape from this god-forsaken island and its uninhabitable winters.

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James

@JamesFl

4 years

I have officially given up even bothering with my hair at this point 🤷🏻‍♂️

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1 year

Have had fruity beers in the sunshine all afternoon and now having fried chicken cooked for me. What more could a man ask for?

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@JamesFl

6 years

Labour has *just* managed to cling on to Manchester City Council, taking just 94 of 96 seats. 😂

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1 year

These shall henceforth be known as the Barbie glasses

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@JamesFl

3 months

Time to go to the pub ☀️ 🍺

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@JamesFl

5 years

Yes, I got back in bed at 4PM. No, I do not care for your judgement on this matter 🙈

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@JamesFl

4 years

Very excited to announce my powers have returned in full

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@JamesFl

1 year

Truly could not be happier to be spending a Saturday night on the sofa in my PJs

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@JamesFl

2 months

I’ve just had the cackle after she gets called a fucking cunt pointed out to me and now I’m laughing all over again.

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@JamesFl

1 year

The face of a man with Friday deadlines 😒

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@JamesFl

1 year

No but I’ve genuinely been in bed all day 😵‍💫

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@JamesFl

5 years

Someone (a gay man, no less) just shared this absolute fucking catastrophe on my Facebook feed and I hit delete so fast and hard I almost smashed my phone screen. Internalised homophobia is a disease x

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@JamesFl

3 years

The way literally no left-leaning Brit under the age of 30 knows what it’s like to watch an election night and feel anything but hopelessness and despair 😂 I have to laugh.

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James

@JamesFl

1 year

✨ tiny bit fragile today folks✨

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1 year

Tired boi

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James

@JamesFl

5 years

Shout out to the cunt who filmed my autistic and mentally ill sister having her tics while shopping in Sainsbury’s with her carer yesterday, and proceeded when questioned to tell my mother that she’s “a nutter who needs locking up”. People are the absolute fucking worst.

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James

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2 years

Sunday chill 😴

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1 year

Don’t even mind it’s Monday now we’ve finally got a proper spell of sunshine 😌

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James

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3 years

Should probably put a top on before I go out aye

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James

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8 months

I’m going to brave some shops now. Pray for me.

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@JamesFl

6 years

@RCathmhaoil I feel sorry for you that your life must be filled with such negativity and insecurity. That lad in the heels isn't speaking for anyone but himself. And I can be certain he's a damn sight happier with his life and self than you are.

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James

@JamesFl

5 years

Found this jacket in a vintage store earlier and I kinda love it.

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@JamesFl

5 years

Caught the light and it looked like I had V lines or perhaps even do exercise so we’re gonna share this one

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@JamesFl

1 year

Progress pics aren’t very me I know, but my arms decided to grow after a year of trying. Quite pleased.

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3 years

Yeah so I couldn’t let that shitty BBC article slide

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10 months

Fitness Friday done 😂 - time for a gin 🍸

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1 year

Broken and bleary eyed - it lives

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11 months

The sun be shinin’ and I be winin’

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James

@JamesFl

7 years

@michellevisage In Manchester 😂

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James

@JamesFl

8 years

My time has come.

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@JamesFl

1 year

Yous seem to like it when I look cross about something 😂

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@TheyLuvvLi_

1 year

Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚

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1 year

POV: It’s me but I’m satan

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@JamesFl

1 year

I can’t believe there are men who don’t sit down to pee in their own home. Like, that’s *your* toilet. You pay for its very function. What’s the hurry. Treat yourself.

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@JamesFl

4 years

Been here two years and *finally* bought enough furniture to make it feel like a proper room, but I’m pretty damn happy with it.

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@JamesFl

6 months

Really sticks in the throat that the north has been denied essential and already overdue infrastructure for most probably another lifetime just to placate the defenders of such utterly mid countryside. People are really convinced they live somewhere special huh.

Nigel Harris

@railnigel

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Words fail me. Here's HS2 being built at Chipping Campden. Anyone bellyaching about why HS1 costs so much, look at this and then just shut up and go away.

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2 years

Boo 👋🏻

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@JamesFl

1 year

Saturday check in - how we all doing? I’m having a sit in a very comfy chair

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@JamesFl

2 months

@beeeeee_beeeeee Given her clear disgust at MAGA supporters I’m pretty sure she means in a slowing down to get a look at a car accident kind of way. A lot of British people feel like that, but he’s almost universally despised here.

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