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Taken in & raised by opossums until the age of 7. Heavily influenced by frumious bandersnatches & good-time muckrakers. Lobbyist - Waterbed Financing Guild Inc.

Joined December 2021
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@waltermasterson I have it and it works for me.
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@EvilKillSwitch @Jim_Jordan Want a medal or certificate?
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@JoeyMannarinoUS @AdamKinzinger Aw, is the broflake triggered? Predictable.
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@DispatchAlerts City should sue Vance.
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@jimstewartson U.S. Olympic Mens Basketball will be on.
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@EurydiceTurk1 @waltermasterson So, he's way more reliable.
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@SteveSchmidtSES @washingtonpost Your candidate is part of the problem.
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@7Veritas4 @MuellerSheWrote Is the cat lady data kept in binders?
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@mmenzel765 @AlCardenasFL_DC I found your T-shirt.
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Wisconsin evangelical pastor, Alen Delvecchio, has been arrested for not notifying the state that he was a lifetime sex offender registrant in the state of Minnesota.
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@TheRealHoarse My wife is cancer free.
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@Jereme45 This you?
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@Cinnamon_Cult @h4ndcrushed Lol. No street in America is safe.
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@kenklippenstein Tim Pool's audience isn't 65-up. Disingenuous much?
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@seanspicer @axios I found your T-shirt!
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@chuksdege @abughazalehkat Just like the bible!
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@RachelBitecofer The MAGA checks every box.
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@AlexBerenson Found your T-shirt!
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@Variety Moore Warren survived an EF5 in 2013.
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@JeffSharlet @UROCKlive1 I like it when my enemies tell me where to aim.
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@keykramer @YourAnonNews Aw, how's brutally ignorant working out for ya?
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@GovLarryHogan Better pay attention to Ohio. There's a bloodbath coming for the GOP.
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@CarolLeonnig @bethreinhard @JaxAlemany They're gonna hate those 5:00 AM FBI knocks.
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@SillySheep9 @3YearLetterman You have no idea who you're talking to Silky Sheets. Check. Yourself.
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@bryce_koon @Geaux247 @247Sports @CBSSports Sounds like she had a whole lotta opportunities to interview and chose not to. Narcissists are ALWAYS the victim.
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@antifaoperative DeSantis supporter?
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@SwannMarcus89 @RedDirtSport Well, in his defense, he is a NAZI.
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@TrueFactsStated The white girl did it to a black girl in the semifinal and everybody thought it was cool. A black girl returned the favor in the final and (white) people lost their minds.
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@Thankful4Usa And you wouldn't know Jesus if you were personally deporting him.
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@BruceFeldmanCFB They don't deserve him in that ring.
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Florida is a cesspool.
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Florida cyber security officer, Jeremy Froias, has been arrested for secretly recording more than 150 people, 40 of whom were children, using the bathroom on a cruise ship.
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@BrandiKruse @TheRickWilson Stop calling us weird!
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@TheRickWilson Shiv looks terrible
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@ErbenJusten @3YearLetterman Call us when public transportation wins an SEC title.
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@okruralschools I trust them over Evangelicals any day.
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@MrSausageGet @jefftimmer Aw, how's brutally stupid working out for you?
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@LoveHardRaven Toxic narcissist
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@UROCKlive1 It was Meadows biographers.
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The evidence has just been sitting there in Meadows’ book 👀
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@chuksdege @abughazalehkat I'm familiar with most mythology.
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@NRO @brittybernstein This is a blatant lie. There is no such request.
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@BobWeaver6388 @3YearLetterman Aw Bob, bless your heart. Enjoy the ride.
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@MattHayesCFB @SatDownSouth Well burn my brisket.
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@TheRealHoarse Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty.
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@iarnsdorf @UROCKlive1 Well, there's 81 million of us ready if that's what they want.
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@Okla_OAG Your party is behind it and you went to a Vance event. Cry more crocodile tears.
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@aidan7501 @3YearLetterman @AvrilLavigne NARRATOR: Aidan was about to find out how very wrong she was.
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@TheRealGOP Bless your heart. Plenty of data available that proves it. It's just more comfortable to live in your lies.
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@advocatepubli @gtconway3d AI proves once again to be not ready for prime time.
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@3YearLetterman Amen. Leaders walk into situations. They don't get on a plane to Cancun.
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@Rollboomer100b1 @RedDirtSport Then go find a different team broflake. Nobody needs your misery over here.
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@DecodingFoxNews What's Jesse's address and phone number? It's sauce for the goose time.
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@AntonioCMorales Can he explain why he and Caleb rode home seperate from the team after the OSU loss? You know, "the night he got the offer."
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@meridithmcgraw Lol. Trump didn't fill the "arena."
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@RonFilipkowski I wish she'd responded, "Bigger than yours according to your wife."
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@kylegriffin1 @MSNBC Make an example.
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@A1Flipper @EWErickson @rp_polirea I'm sure he's devastated EightBuck.
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@calm16a2 @3YearLetterman Sounds like Beau...
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@TheRickWilson Narcissist death spirals are a sight to behold.
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@KREFsports Need more Dusty hot mic.
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@crunchy0ats @nytopinion @DouthatNYT Legitimizing pathological liars is a new low.
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@DeathMetalV @CBSNews He did not. She'd been dodging service for weeks and left his lawyers/process server no choice. Not to well informed, are you?
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@Captbobdad @NoLieWithBTC Certainly not EightBuckCucks.
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@rachelvscott Unless you're part of the 43% legacy admissions that aren't based on merit.
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@JHippityHoppe @KamalaHarris Not active duty. Are you stupid or just disingenuous?
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@Angry_Staffer Education should be free.
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@ptwownfunk @TeaPainUSA Learn words. Not hard.
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@antifaoperative Soul patch is an instant red flag.
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@Angry_Staffer All they have is Angertainment.
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@AdamKinzinger What did you expect from the chaos party?
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@MickeyDollens @TulsaTeresa Well, to be fair, it's straight out of the fascist playbook.
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@kylerehl Kyrie, everybody in the south cooks with Crisco. We all know Greece.
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@LauraWalkerKC @BradMossEsq About that "no detection"
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According to this, they heard an explosion or implosion noise when they lost contact with the Titan. So, they pretty much knew what happened days ago.
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@slashershotzi @RedDirtSport I used to think that. Then I saw A SERBIAN FILM
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@juliegraceb NARRATOR: It was, indeed, the vision.
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@CareyAMurdock Sam is the definition of a failed nepo baby.
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@georgehahn Well, to be fair, after fornicating with her entire gym, she does understand needing a divorce.
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@CranstonDwayne @DavidSacks EightBuckCuck has thoughts!
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Man of god
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Texas man, Christopher Caudill, has been sentenced to life in prison for repeatedly raping an 11 year old over the course of 6 years & claiming that “god told him to do it.”
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@lawofruby Watch em refuse to come back due to their "covid concerns."
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@DougJBalloon Teddy Roosevelt lost after getting shot.
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@theProf2point0 @3YearLetterman @GDeLaurentiis Aw, is the broflake triggered? Prof clearly...
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@TheOklahoman_ Fascists HATE transparency.
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@KyivIndependent We're just wiping out Nazis, as always.
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@ErikLoomis Lol. Donors will dry up if he loses.
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@BlackKnight10k His defense is seldom for the court and much more about storytelling to his cult.
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@KREFsports @OColly Psycho ex gonna psycho ex.
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@Lu_SkyWalker @3YearLetterman @Thee_Punisher @VinceMcMahon Listen here bukake, Coach literally wrote the book on winning. I know. I read it.
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@sundown29502744 @TheRickWilson Aw, is the broflake triggered?
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