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*NO DMS or Lists* (Not related to PM) Vid/Pod Editor, writer, Sault Chippewa Indigenous American, also French, and Ukrainian. Former musician & DJ. #MMIW

Floriduh via Detroit, DC, NYC
Joined September 2008
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My first article for The Hard Times 😁
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Punk Takes Genealogy Test, Finds Out He’s 1/8 Goth on His Mom’s Side
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@PopBase it's giving...
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So this Waffle House shooter had his weapons confiscated then given to his father who then gave them back to him? His dad should be arrested then for accessory to murder.
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According to this, they heard an explosion or implosion noise when they lost contact with the Titan. So, they pretty much knew what happened days ago.
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Idk who did this to Matt Gaetz’s Wikipedia, but I would happily buy them a martini 🍸 #witnesstampering
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@GameOfThrones You made us wait an extra year for a short and disappointing Season 8.
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I would fucking marry Martin Short. He’s a straight up copper fox widower, who looks like he could be Thom Yorke’s hot Canadian uncle. He’s hilarious and I’d rather roll around naked on loose staples than read a trash piece about his work.
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Watching Mystal @ElieNYC on MSNBC right now. This man deserves his own show. He’s an expert with solutions.
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@mtgreenee How dare people treat you the way you treat people?
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@MercyhurstU @juliazukowski The wheelchair cost and inconvenience for the owner is a huge issue, but the two men’s actions demonstrated that they think the occupant of the wheelchair doesn’t matter - that makes my heart break for the mental damage that does to people, who use/need wheelchairs.
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On the other hand, Belinda’s cool with that finale. #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus
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@JuliaHB1 So you want to be arrested for human trafficking?
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@nathaliejacoby1 Schools being more about sports than education.
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Can we nominate Jon Stewart for @TIME ‘s Person of the Year yet? What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
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Finally! @MaryPeltola is the projected winner! Mary Peltola sending Palin back to obscurity where she belongs! Thank you Alaska!
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@MysterySolvent Cross cross, asshole sauce.
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What’s bittersweet about watching the Trump arrest, is that we have to subject ourselves to either Andrea Mitchell or Van Jones covering it.
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@verychristopher @Truactive Be great if he ran and unseated her 😅
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Mentally unbalanced beam #TrumpOlympics @HuffPostComedy
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Mind you, the noise could have been a number of things, but seems like you would call for help immediately and also mention this in pressers. There still would have been an expensive investigation, and the need for proof.
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@MysterySolvent Dildo Flaggins.
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And to everyone who keeps asking what all the banging was after, it was Lauren Boebert and Ted Cruz.
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@RepMTG Okay, Miss “I can’t recall.”
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Show me your girth certificate! #SexyPolitics @midnight
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@netflix You couldn’t even make it 12 EST.
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Snakes on a Campaign #GOPMovies @midnight
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There's only one way to settle this. Ted Cruz has to do a dance off with Pat Benatar.
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@Karnythia @Tumulus17 Doomsday preppers. Prb a wall of guns behind the laundry area.
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Dear @nbcsnl , please ask Iggy POP to play Kellyanne Conway on your show. TY & props on MM's SS. #SNL
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Whoever won in Massachusetts, PLEASE be cool and go help Flint, Michigan get some clean water! #Powerball
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@MysterySolvent Limp Bitchkit.
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My Azkabanaconda don't want none unless you got wands hun. #HipHopHarryPotter @midnight
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Safe word: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious #BadSexIn3Words @midnight
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I swear to dog, if I have to wait till 2019 and this all ends up being Bob Newhart's dream, I will end George R.R. Martin. #GameofThrones
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@MysterySolvent Quick Draw McSlaw
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PresO: “I’m gonna work ‘mushroom cloud’ into every speech now.” Joe: “There’s a vegan mushroom pizza being delivered to the Oval Office rn.” #MarioKart
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The Alt-Right in Our Stars #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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A red haired ninja is a Ginja. #FakeNinjaFacts @HashFakeFacts
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A friend from California asked what it's like in Florida. I said "a strip club themed high school surrounded by funeral homes." #PointsMe
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I said a flip flop, The flippy, the flippy, To the flip flip flop and you don't stop, a rock it #GOPSongsAboutEthics @HuffPostComedy
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@AriMelber For a closer look...
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She’s ruined the Woozie face emoji for me 🥴
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Kylo Rench Dressing #FoodVillains @midnight
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@MysterySolvent Whatamurderer
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@MattRooneyNJ To bad you can’t take a break from being an asshole.
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Ann Coulter coughing up the souls of children she had for breakfast. #OverheardAtRNC @midnight
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Your carpet match the cape? #ComicConIn5Words @midnight
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@Kristen_Arnett @BadMommy4U 💕 When I’m in the middle lane about 5 over the speed limit, no one on either side and a car rides my ass, I slow down until they lose their shit. This will probably be in the police report notes of my death one day, and I’m okay with it.
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City bus is my vibrator. #5WordMoneyProblems @midnight
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Marijuana is a goatway drug. #AddGoatRuinAQuote @midnight
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Y’all know by now how I feel about Kevin McCarthy and his shady family A better option ⬇️
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I am the Democrat running against Republican Kevin McCarthy. I am a United States Air Force Veteran, Democrat and a single mother. This is my second TV ad. Please retweet it to help me win
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@DallasBarnett3 @indistarr *car alarm enters the chat
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If I wrote for Hard Times, my headline today would be “Every Year on His Birthday, The Ghost of Joe Strummer Finds Old Clash Fans, Who Became Republicans, and Kicks Them Square in The Taints.”
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@KattFunny You wouldn’t feel a thing, but hearing him sniff and breathe could kill you 😖
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What's plagiarism? Is it contagious? #OverheardAtRNC @midnight
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Occupy Sesame Street @midnight #MakeHistoryCute
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I'm a joker, rebel choker, I'm @midnight toker #StarWarsSongs
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There goes that Obama again, all respecting people whether they respect him or not. #ObamaPressConference
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Bath salts in Florida used for taking a bath. #OppositeDay @midnight
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@MysterySolvent That ain't cellulite, that's Voldemort.
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No a spoon full of sugar won't make your boyfriend go down! #ThingsMyDoctorSays @midnight
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Put a slip n slide between third and home. #MakeBaseballExciting @midnight
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Barbie's foreclosed dream house. #RuinAToy @midnight
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@MysterySolvent Someone who is far too terrified to exist outside of a mental health facility.
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@KLoeffler @HerschelWalker Remember when you lost? Good times.
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I’m going to tell my grandpets that this was Kelly Loeffler. #NobodyLikesKelly
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If you missed it:
@CrossConnection
The Cross Connection with Tiffany Cross
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“When I hear Jen Psaki say that Biden’s against court expansion…what I hear is ‘Biden is not willing to do what is necessary to actually fix the problem’.” @ElieNYC on the SCOTUS decision #CrossConnection
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I'm 25 Days Laterade #RuinADrink @midnight
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@chipfranklin Appointed first Indigenous woman to Secretary of The Interior.
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@Will3K85 @TheBrandonMorse Like a Weezer cover band.
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Get off my M. Night Shyamalawn! #ElderlySciFi @midnight
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@RollingStone I did not see him directly ask for anything in exchange for the legal data he collected. He merely showed how easy it was to obtain. Therefore, this is not blackmail, and your headline is inaccurate. @iamjohnoliver is better at this than you are, but try harder.
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A top secret U.S. Navy detection system designed to spot enemy submarines first heard the Titan submersible implosion days ago, WSJ reports
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So I Married The Facts Murderer #TrumpMovieSequels @HuffPostComedy
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So I Married a Lorax Murderer. #AddAMovieRuinAMovie @midnight
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@MadScientistFF Eddie from Frasier.
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@MysterySolvent Someone needs to alert her to the fact that her toes have passed away, and are decomposing at an alarming rate.
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@MysterySolvent Silly Slutty.
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@MysterySolvent Ghostface Filler
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I read the FAKE NEWS today oh boy! #ElderlyBeatlesSongs @midnight
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💔Tina Turner with Bowie. They did a duet “Tonight.” RIP Queen.
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Forgetting Sarah Palin #GOPMovies @midnight
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Micropenis sounds like a college course. "I'll take Micropenis this fall but have to make room for Macropenis next semester, guh." #PointsMe
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#IfTrumpWins we will be The United Hates. @midnight
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@jbillinson Made it slightly more realistic. #60Minutes
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#ItsBestIfWe don't correct me when I pronounce "Aunt" like "ant." I'm from the Midwest, don't be a caunt.
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Oxycodone was originally OxyKenBone. Both are easy to get hooked on. #KenBoneFacts @midnight
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He'll be the first recipient of the Nobel Comedy Prize. #JonVoyage @midnight
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