🐙 Kristen @SensualPredator Twitter profile

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🐙 Kristen

5 months

I don’t and can’t have rats (because I have 4 spaniels!) but I love them 🥰. also they have too short of a lifespan and I would be too sad dealing with them dying of old age after a few years

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3 years

@kachowgirl @carterhambley Wtf everyone else got updates? I got Marcia Clark and they said I still have to perm my bangs, this is such bullshit

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1 year

@satanhaterpl @amalieskram But it’s older married white mothers (the most conservative demographic of women) who have the highest SSRI usage (for multiple reasons), NOT younger single women. I’m married & w/ kids so I have no dog in this race but the depressed cat-mom is a common misconception

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3 years

@bethbourdon I don’t mind offensive (but the joke better be *good*). It’s infinitely disappointing with such weak joke-premises when you put one next to what The Onion was able to come up with, which was funny enough to where I still remembered it!

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1 year

@A2Proudtobean @JoshLekach I don’t like to emote on social media but I don’t really find it that much of a problem as some people make it out to be, and anyone who has been through something similar but found a solution will often share helpful advice too.

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3 years

@Wink_NudgeNudge @CSMFHT @PleaseBeGneiss I saw someone else say this but I think “row man! —> Roman”!

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3 years

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4 years

@TheDrakinite @haligsalt @cowfighter2 @bluestrike47 @RealGoblin1 @Ad_Inifinitum What are you gonna do if it IS real? What are you gonna do if it's fake? Nothing. You are powerless in either scenario. Just as susceptible to fate as anyone else. You will be consumed by the tendrils of time just like the others because you are weak and your voice, forgotten.

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2 years

@MorantBayRebel “When I saw the SLAP, I was filled with terror and despair: It would be nearly impossible to be able to make this “all about me,” but I knew I had to try….”

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3 years

@OrwellNGoode Is he related to this guy?

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@SensualPredator

4 months

@ask_aubry A good barometer for “am I freaking out over nothing?” is to ask yourself “Do I regularly and often freak out over *unpleasant experiences*?” If not then it’s extremely unlikely this is a one-off. Of course hypersensitive people who regularly overreact “over nothing” exist.

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7 months

@CuriousBunnie12 I can confirm this is true! I decided against (also) attending medical school alongside my husband and financial windfall on my side suddenly opened up the possibility of having kids at 25. I’m so thankful I didn’t have to make this choice now because the extreme negative

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1 year

@RussellMurdock8 @RollingStone The difference is she did the tape before she had kids, Kanye did his stuff after he had kids.

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1 year

@AnarchoTrad @0rang3youglad Dad is probably at work. The speculation is so wild sometimes. Even if he was very strict with the kids it can often turn into a situation where kids mind dad but not mom (or the other way around). If you over-discipline a stubborn kid they’ll often dig in

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@SensualPredator

4 years

@BlingBlawwBur @gigirobynson You’re telling her that the anger of a large group justifies destroying something that affects her but it’s unreasonable for her to verbally vent her anger to said group? She can be collateral damage but people refuse to bear conflicted feelings for 10 minutes?

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1 year

@SuyetaRose @ask_aubry Love seeing thriving examples of stay-at-home parenthood working for more than just one type of arrangement.

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@SensualPredator

2 years

@scretladyspider @tashakaminsky I didn’t get banned by I kept getting “reported” for putting this as ONE of my photos like 5 years ago but I thought it was funny so I refused to back down

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3 years

@NancyAnthony @kachowgirl @carterhambley Actually, I was cast off the street after someone saw me compulsively vaping while on my ADHD meds and said I was so “effortlessly neurotic” I would be a natural for the part!

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6 months

@cheer_wine Husband has a private surgical practice. You don’t see it in doctors because they’re acutely aware that ultimate responsibility (and liability) re patients lie with them and so it’s more difficult to mentally entertain “implausible but compelling” concepts while at work.

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4 years

@JackPosobiec As a Floridian I prefer to believe this happened so I’m going to ignore what you just said as its just way too fun to give up haha

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4 months

@CartoonsHateHer This

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1 year

@cj78423775 @Hibzster I’ve been for married 17 years and I agree with the bride. Before you slam her ask yourself if you’d ever consider going through the multi-step process of arranging for back-up cupcakes to be prepared (on your own dime) in order to do the one thing your bride sincerely asked you

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3 years

@BringaDj @BidenLs Responding at all, not to mention with a friendly demeanor, is the (extremely) rare deep sorcery that transforms a past-L beyond “neutral” and into “win” territory. It beat the partisan cynical stem... the absolute madman!!

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@SensualPredator

2 years

@sixregrets @MargBarAmerica It’s (clever) bait, because libsoftiktok is more likely to overreact and howl about it being a threat (it must be explicit an unambiguous to qualify) or forget that the degree of embarrassment for said overreacting as viewed by the public is dependent on how you posture

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1 year

@theblossombratt @clozillee FYI: PDF archive version of the book available here (for anyone who wants to read the book incognito w/o a receipt trail)

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@SensualPredator

3 years

@Remittance_Man @CandySero_ Florid has probably the best in-state tuition system in the country. 75-100% paid (depending on GPA, etc) if you go in-state. Miami has a free hospital (like, FREE free) that’s pretty good; financed by a sales tax. Half my class was Jewish; Miami is a gay Mecca; is this a joke?

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@SensualPredator

2 years

@tashakaminsky There must have been drug residue or something on my locker in high school, and I was called into the office, and I was so thankful they believed me that I didn’t catch “…we don’t think it was you, you wouldn’t even know where to get it” this tweet shook loose I got dunked on😟

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4 years

@jazzedloon I unironically love crocs and they make a lot of stealth-kind that you would never know are crocs. These are crocs! They’re perfect for walking through puddles in FL because I can sterilize them (also I have sweaty feet which is gross but my reality).

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@SensualPredator

3 years

@DragonNexus @jameshightower @rhinosoros The phone-freak out cops have over being filmed should confuse everyone. When you see some being wronged (even yelling) or mistreated it’s now considere supportive to film bc intended for collecting evidence of the guys innocence if he needs it; yet cops punish filming 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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1 month

@RichardHanania It’s so perfect for the “mood” of her campaign being very playful and strange (coconuts, “brat”) because it lets the “White dudes for ____” notion become so “on-the-nose” it becomes fun rather than scoldy. There’s this sentiment on the right currently that uses “vibes” as this

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3 months

@ask_aubry He should get her more involved in “in-school” activities (ie he should involve himself less in her life). He’s creating the issue by constantly worrying that his son can’t handle not being “the best” (when it seems like the son is otherwise just fine since he hasn’t mentioned it

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3 months

@jamesglenos @Average_Dad1 The grocery store pays for the music truck to put those pictures up to advertise the ice cream treats that will be in frozen aisle next week. That’s why the truck plays music, it’s so people will see the pictures!

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1 year

@hollowearthterf Yes

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1 year

@godlywomanhood @TonyaMichelle65

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2 years

Another point in the "70% of divorces are initiated by women" discourse: Women are 70% more likely to initiate and seek out couples therapy to try and save their broken marriage:

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3 years

@cottoncandy9031 @TheSocrateej Oh, well then I’m an asshole and I will remember how silly I feel right now the next time I make this assumption about someone else. Thank you for letting me know.

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1 year

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@SensualPredator

3 years

@ClapBombs18 @EnbyRyan @commieactivity At my concealed permit class the instructors explicitly told us “Don’t take the gun out unless you plan to use it; You should only use it to prevent a murder, kidnapping or a rape” and said even in the 15 years they’ve carried they have yet to use it (and that’s a good thing).

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@SensualPredator

2 years

@Emjbro @The_Law_Boy I can’t believe THIS is considered defamatory: the quote in the case “two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture.” Says “public figure representing” abuse, not victim/survivor of it; she doesn’t name Depp

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1 year

@severedfishtail @abortsons I’d believe it, a guy who is a little thicker is sturdier which means you can lie on top of him or climb all over him basally and SHE now feels lighter & cute & girly, which means SHE feels sexier, and that’s what’s at play here.

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24 days

@Slatzism @1fake1ban Palestinian owned shop, police called as floyd was suspected to be criminally stingy (fake bills). Conservatard-me knows this can only mean Floyd was a black-Israelite (and not because local shopowners routinely clash with certain groups). Powerful truth!!!

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@SensualPredator

4 years

@michaelmalice I would probably start pivoting to “hard-hitting” investigative journalism into low/medium tier corporate scandals; like 1990’s 20/20 stuff so that I would look like I’m embracing old-school journalism (at low stakes) and then “have to speak out” now and then for politics

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@SensualPredator

4 years

@jacejacejaceja @4_Posterity @ARSONDOER Adderral is very dangerous and I have volunteered to dispose of this menace for society so plz tell everyone to mail me theirs for their own safety (BTW this has nothing to do with the copayment on my generic adderall being like $100).

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2 years

@kieranjwhite What’s so astonishing (if I’m reading the subtext of your reply correctly) is that you gave her an easy-out as a courtesy (or the pivot to a “Yes, my feelings are misplaced; thank you for permitting transparency on this” mea culpa would be the most sensible “containment”)!

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3 years

@tejaswoman @victorcutlery I don’t think you’re aware how contempt people feel for these kinds of responses. Especially writers and those who are very skilled as it’s trivialized grammar and syntax to be more appreciated as a form of elitist gatekeeping than a guideline to improve communication.

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4 years

@peasantdoomer @CountDankulaTV He needs to make tiny missile launchers that shoot tampons at people to defend his maxi-pad fort

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2 years

@RottenInDenmark This was always one of my favorite jokes: “You’re having sex with someone who likes having sex with men??? Sounds pretty gay.” Never knew it would come in a “again, but seriously” flavor!

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4 months

@megantheevalium When married I prefer the term “slug-wife”

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2 years

@ughimsoquirky The best tinder pick-up line I’ve seen in this vein was Guy: You remind me of my shower Girl: why’s that? Guy: Because I want to cry inside of you every morning. (It’s a joke properly-seasoned with enough absurdity to make it light-hearted and fun).

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4 years

@joaniejabronie Dead-link from ages ago but when I saw this years ago I’ve never forgotten it, and this is the first time ever that it’s relevant lol (NSFW).

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3 years

@madiisuyn None of that was actual feedback in any way; that’s how you know he’s being indulgently malicious with his “I’m just being honest” routine. A normal person would have done the first text bubble and given a situational reason (to break the intimacy).

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3 years

@SirajAHashmi

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3 years

@jburroughsa @christos_ioa FWIW this is the same place at different angles; I feel a little tricked by the famous photo of it

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4 months

@Slatzism What’s so insane about this “how did she not know?!?” thing is that if this situation was instead the black wife asking Reddit if she should reconsider staying with her black married & committed husband and father because he “acts too fruity” and “gives off gay vibes.” Everyone

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3 years

@pervocracy @Whatapityonyou This is also like when it was shown that “tone matters” they were like “I’m willing to do ANYTHING for this super important cause... except hold my tongue, that’s TOO FAR.”

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3 months

@IDAY73606736 @AlbertSTartagl1 @ask_aubry If he had offered for her to come with him and she declined he would have included it in the post because it would make him sound like less of a cheater. I think he’s lying by omission with this here. That’s why it seems so baffling

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1 year

@Christophehtx Nah these aren’t “like all men” guys these are outliers that have major issues, and it’s ones still splitting even when divorce is record low, and it’s mostly boomers (so annoying abt the divorce myths b/c younger husbands are killing it, better than older gens)

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3 years

@pearlmanswag @thehill P.S. the fact that this is “forgotten” to me means I don’t give a shit if it was far-left or right-wing or “communist” so don’t anyone get this twisted like it’s carrying water because again, I’m explicitly showing a “forgotten” example

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5 months

@Radfemfuture I’m glad someone is brave enough to admit it!!!!

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2 years

@shoe0nhead @nite_moogle We need to demand that developers include a “zipbomb” to brick your console the first time your character dies from being shot in the game for realism otherwise it’s THIS!!!!

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2 years

@jenny2x4 @DieSegenvonWael @SamtheNightOwl This is why we need to come together and all agree not to read the source.

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@SensualPredator

4 years

@sevonen1 @Tinkzorg The final step in overthrowing the system was when the cashiers all locked their registers. Why did we give them so much ABSOLUTE power to do that???

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3 years

@CommunistsEgirl @hrittikazad @Bartleby_Kamoi I think shoe probably just knows this a good source for “reaction to dumb shit they say,” which is what she does. Subscribing means if she says something really dumb it’ll pop up so you can scoop it; it’s like having work alerts on while you do something else.

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1 year

@daveexmachina Why should we bring babies on flights when they never take any initiative to help plan, pack or even carry their own luggage? No, the parents always have to do *everything* while they freeload, and frankly I’m sick of it.

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2 years

@cushbomb Been going on for too long :(

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2 months

@CharityTabolPhD @BrandyLJensen Especially since her unexpected cancer diagnosis is clearly going to sideline her plans to get breast augmentation anyways (she’s no longer an ideal candidate for elective cosmetic surgery until that gets resolved!).

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1 year

@kiswanson Like you’re one to talk about what’s “super rare,” having a fellow-physician doppelgänger!! (ENT) Hey doctors is it beta to work in pediatrics (in any capacity) as a man? I mean, you’re providing care for some other guys kid 🤔🤔

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4 years

@AdmiralAdderal2 @funk_timothy @ThrenderG @romn8tr @elonmusk

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3 years

@RichardKKearney @lhfang I swear I’m being sincere, but wasn’t the whole “ANTIFA isn’t a thing” be consistent with them not having any easy surface-level identifiers you could pick out in a photo? ANTIFA making mistakes is more realistic Vs “ANTIFA isn’t a thing” now to “You can’t prove that’s ANTIFA”

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4 years

@moorehn I once passed a doggy day-care and saw this and it tickled me so much I had to snap a photo

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1 year

@bingbongscho @nicholasdeorio I saw a (massively downvoted) comment on a Reddit post from someone clearly there to stir the pot that made me literally lol: “Chris Pratt should play Stitch”

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3 years

@wisdom_no_dogma @wokal_distance This guy has done stuff like this multiple times.

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1 year

@hollowearthterf I’m 5’8” and growing up I saw so many magazine photos of supermodels heightmogging their boyfriends at fancy galas that it just feels glamorous if I’m the same height or taller than a guy. Being tall is great and I like attention so it’s a perfect fit

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2 months

@MireMarke @Blackamazon Same (on the ADHD/clutter struggle). The “useless” thing I now keep for a sentimental reason is a case of floppy discs! I had bought them 20 years ago (the for the Sony Mavica camera) when o was a younger poorer student, pack/unpack and not wanting to waste anything. I didn’t

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1 year

@RevMoonshine716 @amydiehl @HC_Richardson It’s meant for the exceptional case where a spouse is so old at divorce that the “alimony is half as long as you were married in FL” (the understanding being that by then the dependent spouse would have retrained to be self-sufficient) lapses… A 60 year old is unlikely to be the

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@CartoonsHateHer The most fun parties of these I’ve been to is when the bride and groom pool their money and have a coed shared bachelor/ette party. Usually the male & female parties split up for an hour or two earlier in the night but then meet back up and continue partying through the night

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8 months

@smalltown_wife There’s also something very “indulgent” about the later wake-up time in the morning (Not in a negative sense but in a “Oh it’s not so bad, I’m not waking up at 5:30am like many other moms have to” perspective-shift that I clung to during the really exhausting moments!).

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3 years

@JudeanMicu @yumna_patel This ain’t yo’ mama’s apartheid: these glamazons in Dior put the *FIERCE* in fiercely opposed to liveable conditions for Gaza. Inspiring! 😇

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1 year

@LatestandNatest @Slatzism And the guy was fine with it, it’s that OP didn’t explicitly include “yeah they said it’s cool.”

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4 years

@AndrewFazzolare @Cernovich Liz: “I heard the capital riots were planned in Syria. We must set an example <winks at Raytheon>”

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1 year

@tired_sun_aeiou @AnarchoTrad @0rang3youglad Yeah but a young child isn’t thinking with this rational mindset that is weighing the eventual consequence of this, that should be obvious from hearing the mom say she’s struggling to get the kid to use the bathroom in the morning to prevent them from having accidents a little

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@grahamtearingup @offbeatorbit What makes merely calling them “weird dorks” such an effective rhetorical strategy is that it baits them into overreacting and coming off even more weird.

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2 years

@blahbybb @stardwvlley He would have signed or agreed that she didn’t have to pay it right after he won to powerfully and forever prove that point, but he didn’t. It would have been the ultimate mic drop moment, the mere satisfaction alone worth the price for him… and he didn’t do it.

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4 years

@SwinginOnAStarr @SydneyBattle My son immediately after birth vs a few months later. He looked like a mini “Dr Evil + jaundice” for a little while! 😆

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1 year

@genevieverice @clhubes Blackout shades in my kid’s room worth their weight in GOLD for making this possible

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3 years

@fumerolles_ch @TobaccoFreeKids Also good for cops that want easy “wins” and focus on trivial infractions like vaping instead of things that harm society (see-also: bullshit traffic tickets to fill quotas). They’ll use “protecting kids from smoking” as their feel-good justification for being pretty useless

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3 years

@_ChelseaChelsea @JimJarmuschHair This one did and it’s funnier to hear it from her

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2 years

@lalalanaaaaaa @OhOhSheeiila @liliandaisies Because it had no bearing on the libel case and it was better for Depp and Heard to shield her from the trial (that’s why she wasn’t there; because she isn’t exactly neutral). She was harassed by Depp’s supporters for not being there so it would have been even worse if she had

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3 years

@FfdxsSadf @Kobayashi_BSLSK It’s the fucked-up overreaction that is making men undermine the very ideals they want to preserve; I married before planning my family; these types of (usually) men can’t see the kids as anything other than an extension of their exes; it’s the narcissism of being a victim.

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3 years

@PhilipTipping @emilyhewertson I don’t get it... how is this not open-and-shut serious malpractice?!? I’m so sorry. The doctor should face major sanctions. It’s criminal

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4 years

@murashakino @SAStudioADHD @MusketsGoBoom *touches up the Mona Lisa only giving her GG 25-lb breasts* “””I restored this painting to the original beauty intended before wear and tear warped the boob region on the canvas disfiguring her with modest bosoms. You’re welcome, Louve”””

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6 months

@Philosophi_Cat My cats are brothers (found together as strays). I’m a dog person but I hit the jackpot with these cats: they’re silent at night, have never fought or marked or anything, and use the dog as a pillow.

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4 years

@agustinsaldias @TheBlueIsIn123 @shoe0nhead Oh ok so we’re just supposed to take this seriously because your random buddy named “Time Warner, LLC 1.6 mil circulation” typed it out and has a website ? C’mon that doesn’t even sound like a real person’s name; you just made it all up; total cringe bro

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@SensualPredator

2 years

@rievaulx_ @CristusVictor B/c Gaston’s reaction of “this is a threat we must immediately confront” to the situation of belle returning from many months of “being held prisoner in some strangers castle but nvm it’s ok because I love him now” is pretty reasonable given he doesn’t know “beast is a good guy”

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@SensualPredator

2 years

@_victorcharlie_ @byeexxe When I was young I used to imagine having some glamorous “adult woman” existence with matching bra/undies and applying perfume before bed. I was half-right: rationing perfume is cost-pointless; it still takes a long time to use up a bottle; I do this as well.

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@SensualPredator

1 year

@credenzaclear2 Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion

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@SensualPredator

6 months

@Pellegrinoadict @datepsych Always was gay: it’s a man having sex with someone who is sexually attracted to men.

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@SensualPredator

2 years

@up_failing @alibrooke4ever I just imagine it as a movie montage training sequence like in rocky 4 but instead of boxing you developed superhuman-level conflict-resolution skills.

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@SensualPredator

3 years

@miihoyminoy @Smoothsinger317 @chloeyloman @disasterqueerea @Daveatlanta1 @yatesghost @KLEPONE Alternatively, a Snuggie could be formally decreed “business-casual” and everyone just agrees to believe it was always meant for the office....

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@SensualPredator

3 years

@hkh11d @evilmenburn @kylenabecker @DailyCaller @PressSec It is “axiomatic,” the Supreme Court held in Norwood v. Harrison (1973), that the government “may not induce, encourage or promote private persons to accomplish what it is constitutionally forbidden to accomplish.” From

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