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kaitlyn

@ScentedMagazine

3 years

i am the Worst Poster™ on this godforsaken website and you are all but the humble witnesses of my deranged musings

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@YaThatWorks @EW bomb threat???

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"multi-level market structure"

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@CreateToRebel @collnsmith so you just use your printer to fuel an unwarranted superiority complex?

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lmao

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right-wing doublethink is kicking into high gear now.

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@philagelio

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"free speech" when i do it. "terrorist threat" when you do it.

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"out of left field" another one courtesy of @ProsinPlanet 's help.

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"tread lightly" i swear to god ill come up with a name for this someday. also, thanks to @ProsinPlanet for the idea!

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lmao

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@mtjaccarino @GoodPoliticGuy @SnottieDrippen yet another comedy website providing better reporting than american news media.

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@NakedFerret06 half the fuckin replies are just this

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1/4 a person who wants to remain anonymous just dm'd me with far more examples of antoons tracing and holy shit.

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"suspended disbelief" definitely not gonna be making these near as often, but i knew i wanted to make this as soon as i had the idea.

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@elizalovesyou @nameshiv maybe your thai was so bad that they revealed that just so you'd never try to speak it again

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@AdequateEmily i would've fallen for this, but we all know that shrek ear removal is 100% fatal smh

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stonemoss #25 : warren's unwarranted worries

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"edgy jokes don't mean you don't have empathy, they're just jokes" "haha pewdiepie got robbed" "hey, edgy jokes aren't good, have some empathy!!!" #newguy

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stonemoss #22 : pissed projections special thanks to @prosinplanet for the idea!

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@FluffyIdiotWolf @LegendaryCaps

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@Glinner

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@j0hnnybarksdale @YaThatWorks @EW yeah i looked it up right after, it just caught me off guard is all

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calling things authoritarian is authoritarian because you are essentially declaring yourself the authority on what is authoritarian.

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"paleolithic conservative"

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you weren't supposed to actually fucking do it holy shit

ABC7 News

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THIS JUST IN: Fire officials say "a smoke generating pyrotechnic device" used during a gender reveal party caused San Bernadino County's #ElDoradoFire in Southern California.

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it's been like 10 years, just make a second joke already.

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@bronzeswords

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"political pandering"

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despite being only 6% of the population, the far right has committed 99% of all american domestic terror attacks since 2015

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@CarlBrownisback @Glinner

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the virgin warren vs the chad sanders

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@EPM106 actually the j in tj eckleburg stands for jdaisy

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@FreeRosedark

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aw, someone's mad >:-{

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ive never seen a worse string of words in my life holy shit

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nazis mad (x32)

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stonemoss #23 : transcendental temper tantrums

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erwin schrodinger sexually assaulted a 14 year old girl, so i guess quantum theory is wrong now, too. issac newton got robert hooke nearly completely wiped from history, left as a footnote despite his achievements, so gravity isn't real now, either.

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omg guys big chungus is le epic war criminal!!!!!! this is a poggers 100 moment 😎

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@N0ghl @prageru absolutely, i learned from the best.

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capitalism. the problem is capitalism.

The Telegraph

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However, Gen Z-ers are also the unhappiest generation. This growing unhappiness has come despite lower levels of drinking, drug-taking, teenage pregnancy and antisocial behaviour. So what is going wrong for these kids?

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kaitlyn

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@Catchaslack1 @TVsGeorgePrax @ph0bosAnomaly @CaramelizedBoi_ @GoodReddit cum

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"causation fabrication" im back! and not only that, so is the power duo of @ProsinPlanet and i!

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@wmelucci06 @thriftcamera @ScottEllison_ @jessefelder nah they're good for scams. and nothing else.

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@0xCAFEBEEF

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"reality denial"

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@eilisnifhear @belikemike @nic_maron @AverageAnCom @bimbomarxist @squidlyyy being sentient is a red flag for me

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@shoe0nhead simp0nhead

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stonemoss #20 : terrifying times

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capitalism isnt broken, just consume more product. keep consuming the right product and eventually human rights will happen. trust me, maker of product, that you should consume more product.

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@Q_Review granted, im left wing, but here's the best summary i can give you.

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stonemoss #15 : the amazing unionbuster

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oh no, the right's trying to meme again.

PragerU

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A new challenger approaches: Dennis Prager enters the ring! 🔥🔥 #NationalVideoGameDay

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watch out guys, the right's trying to meme again

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"based bitch" this feels like a long-lost @spergzy comic lmao

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lmao this man really just said "why does everyone hate me? ...must be society's fault!!!"

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stonemoss #21 : apolitical performance

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@bannedmommygf @Mookie6209 @slymebuddy @NpcYark @kennypalermo then he should make the jokes funny

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. @MrBagHead3 is a prophet

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@Bobbyberu2 @BreadPanes

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@GoodReddit "the point of emotion is to show enotion" bro what fuckin emotion is this? 📎

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"just blame antifa" shit's gotten so insane that im back for now

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@NVCBLMkll @LuigiPixis @jabberjockey @BoundLeftward @PhysicsGod95 @Frrancis @BORDIGABAGOOL @mrjuliogomez @elwalvador @aceCourtBot

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watching right-wingers refer to generic, apolitical slang as 'their lingo' like the boomers they are is honestly really funny

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most based comic of 2020 and we're only 30 days in.

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i love how he just had to make some shit up for libleft lmao.

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every right-wing conspiracy fits beautifully into this one comic. now if only i hadn't drawn this guy with a 7 foot forearm...

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@shamu_sam @cosmonaut27 @12Fan22 @PerkDontCare @still4romney @JohnHinckley20 or alive

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oh how the tables have turned

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he's called thequartering because he can only come up with 1/4 of a joke

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@LUSUMNATURAE @_x_takes_ he just sounds like any random southerner from appalachia (source: i am a random southerner from appalachia)

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how dare non-binary people... *shuffles cards* be young!

Arielle Scarcella

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@Glinner Also, why are 90% of NB people TEENS who are some type of anime artist

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2/4 these are all from the one video, and ive checked through it personally; they're all there.

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cw: cartoon depiction of police brutality . . . . . . . remade an old classic from my stonemoss days. probably still one of my best, tbh.

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stonemoss #11 : these boots are made for lickin'

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"mansplaining"

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haha it'd be really funny if i made tweet about 5g corona to trigger twitters fact checker hehehe ohohohoho I'm so funny wahoo it's-a me funnieo

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stonemoss #19 : revenge of the cis

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shocking: racist man uses token asian man as a token. more at 12.

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Polygon

@Polygon

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The first trailer for Star Trek: Lower Decks goes where no Star Trek series has gone before

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kaitlyn

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for all those people who think im bullshitting whenever i draw a dude in a libertarian shirt simping for the cops:

Rational Disconnect

@RationalDis

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"Dont tread on me, keep treading on THEM."

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mfs be like 'you wanna fix this shithole? how dare you' *throws tantrum*

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"we did it boys, racism is no more"

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"frat party politics"

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stonemoss #26 : double-edged sword

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4/4 since he's not even fucking crediting the artists he's stolen from, i will. in order: @KrispyStudios @Eddsworld @BrodyFoxx @psychicpebble @aimkidblast @JacobLenstar and the cartoon network animators that made gumball and gravity falls.

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right wingers are obsessed with pedophilia because they all wanna fuck kids.

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won't someone please stop these #antifaterrorists !?!?!?!

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@jayreid2001 im pansexual which means im attracted to the person who is reading this apparently ive made that dumb joke so many times that my phone just assumed that i wanted to again lmao

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@RedCharlotte_ @buddeeeee

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