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a Citations Needed fan account

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Joined June 2009
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2 years
Subway sandwich air strike takes out grandpa
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3 years
Went to two stores and they didn't have Rosemary powder🤷‍♂️
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7 months
@LibsSuckaBigOne Get a real problem
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2 years
@otter_weekend U know what still pisses me off? When your ask to use the restroom and there was always 1 annoying teacher that got all sassy and said, "I dont know, CAN YOU?"
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@Your_Pal_Billy @DaveVescio Or legit need to use the restroom... Imagine having a rough bowel movement and you're slipping off the throne. Really, this just reinforces a punishment to more people who deserve a bit of rest. Also I don't understand how this is ADA compliant, if it was even considered at all
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4 years
@uncl3phil86 @WIRED "Multi-family homes would really destroy the vibe and community"
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3 years
@StolenDans Dont care if it's ironic, cracks me up every time
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3 years
@BORDIGABAGOOL @mrjuliogomez @elwalvador Gender is stored in the balls obviously
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2 years
Lol
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@youwouldntpost its so very obvious now that first wave of payments to a select few people was completely fake and just a promo
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2 years
this is definitely one of those vids that is gonna live in my head for the rest of my life i've watched it like 7 times
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1 year
@slimeslinger this person has the insane energy that requires places to put up signs like this during xmas
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2 years
@kenklippenstein guy who works so extremely hard all day everyday
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@elwalvador The funniest part about the wall street bull is how polished the balls are cause everyone wants to cop a feel
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3 years
@mel_fluff @Superchair14 For a hot second I thought the person on the left was holding a little knife in their other hand. Was like, "damn, you can do tha?"
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3 years
@therealsmorlote This is super embarrassing lmao how have you not deleted it. Isn't this just straight up regular maritime traffic
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2 years
@JUNlPER *hands get clamy* i'm not woke *chills down spine* i'm not being woke!! *violently starts shaking* I AM NOT BEING WOKE!!!!
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3 years
@acony_belle Black Holes in space very problematic doing all that sucking.
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2 years
@eatinginmycar We need to redistribute the wealth of anyone who attempts to go to this star wars hotel
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1 year
@bonerhitler they should just attach a hot giant squid face to the rover so it doesn't get the wrong idea
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1 year
@Black90Prupayne lmao that might be some of the coldest shit i ever heard. goddddddamn
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2 years
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@SamFacto This shit will change ur life. More = better
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1 year
@sablaah This could of been on Seinfeld lol. Amazing
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1 year
@BirdRespecter homeless people are supposed to have food stuffed into a handkerchief tied to a stick actually
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4 years
@JJDemonic my neck would cramp doing fake head bobs after 30 mins
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3 years
@MommyBigDick bring back games that don't need to be connected to the internet at all times. also give players an easier ability to rollback patches they don't want on single player games
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2 years
@BirdRespecter @Airbnb just saw a whole brigade of troops salute this tweet holy shit
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@superloafcat Convinced nobody knows what any words mean anymore
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3 years
@ilovepets420 @StormCarter23 @Adequate_Scott They're asking if there is anymore room in hell for them actually
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2 years
@BarackObama @MichelleObama My brother in christ you had full control of the government
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3 years
@BFriedmanDC Are you related to Thomas Friedman by chance? It would explain a lot
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2 years
@osiris_neits Iirc cheese, meat, condoms and laundry detergent are the most stolen stuff in grocery stores. But funny enough some of the most common things people buy so locking them up just makes everyone annoyed. Like I think a multi billion dollar grocery chain can take a few hits of cheese
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1 year
@i1_roger @dsgolson damn someones a little sensitive to a person whose job it is to cover cars lmao
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2 years
@reina_amarillo Man went to war with the bots and somehow made it worse. Use to only get 2 or 3 bots in my replies now its like 8+ lmao
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4 years
@nytimes As opposed to professional investors who are not greedy
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2 years
@christapeterso Check this one out lol
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3 years
@Black24Payne @RoxyTall I instantly started laughing. I wonder if these people say that stuff in regular conversations with people and the blank stares they get back
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@limitlessjest That guy clearly doesn't know about Pikachu Valley on Akala Island where all the wild Pikachus hang out. They're all friends and I bet he is jealous
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2 years
@ryanmwalters Bro on a scale of 1 to 10 how exhausting is it to care about the utmost meaningless things imaginable? Like truly, get a real problem
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3 years
@creeptwin @CBSSunday Never ceases to amaze me how awful actual stories like this are packaged up with a smile. I absolutely guarantee they could find even the most rural EMT workers if they didn't pay just slightly above minimum wage lol
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7 months
We did it America! We became borderlands ammo vending machines
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2 years
@EclecticHams Literally the coolest 13 year old ever walking around with a deactivated pager like this
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4 years
@washingtonpost Here comes blue maga to tell us why this is good and okay actually
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4 years
@isaiah_bb He is a martyr to the "cause." They don't even worship him, just the idea of dying for US imperialism, which is somehow even more fucked up and dumb
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@JUNlPER We should form a political party with just dudes like this. We'd be unstoppable
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4 years
@AZJoseph84 @IG_Jay_Khath Huh and here I thought LA was on its 329th rebuild, dsmn
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4 years
@ianbremmer "political scientist" lmao
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3 years
@silvergelpen the first time i smoked it was out of a shitty $10 plastic bong and i don't think i inhaled properly. but my second time was out of a gravity bong made out of 5 gallon water drum in the bathtub. that was a huge fuckin mistake
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1 year
@dillontedesco This just makes the other video 10x more funny cause lmfao howww was he so bad
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@limitlessjest "These prices are outrageous!" And wait to see if he turns around
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@kimpossiblefact is this the woman who gets paid to go to dinner with white people to tell them how bad they've fucked up for being white??
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4 years
@RichardSmiiith "Why are your pupils so big?" "Oh they are? hah, uh probably my Anti-depressants"
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5 years
@Mobilize4Wild @JoeBiden I've seen Joe bring up his climate bill from *1986* like that's all it took to solve the climate crisis. This man perpetually lives in the past with no clue how to move forward and it painfully shows constantly. He is not a person who can deliver any climate action.
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@Seamus_Malek sometimes they even fully mark their whole bodies with a green shading. its cool
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2 years
Dudes stay rockin
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4 years
@Unemployedneg @aardiem "Excuse me officer, hi, uhhh I'm really dissociating right now and experiencing ego death."
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4 years
@Chinchillazllla that whole video's message can be summed by saying
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@limitlessjest Don't care what anyone says, Duncan deserves a 20% tip for being such nice feller
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3 years
@KelgoreTrout my little bro would tell me about all the random celebs that come into his upscale brunch place in Santa Barbara a lot and it's shocking how many celebs are bad tippers. I guess maybe not shocking as much as it is annoying?? Anyways Bryan Cranston is actual, IRL sweetie pie tho
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@wideofthepost He literally just learned about the conflict a week ago lol
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2 years
@robo_cop_a_feel Satan, if you're listening, we need you now more than ever
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3 years
@foxesinfiction @MargBarAmerica They're mostly 15, not even trying to joke or be mean.
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@rebexxxxa Anyone post the really mad wife who makes comics about her husband yet? That was a fun one
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the federalist stinks!!!!
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Found my new favorite webcomic
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@jaketropolis You gotta pour it in a glass to get full effect, similar to a Guinness
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@TokyoDilf This is what people don't understand about how hard it is to be a gamer. They'll never get it. Our struggle would shock the world if they knew
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@ExileGrimm can't believe mcdonalds employees aren't deboning pork ribs every order, just absolutely uncalled for business practice!!!
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@jules_su This is how you know it truly does irk them lmao
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@NasheaMiss @CFDMedia ah yes, the flying squirrel technique
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@aarond @StormCarter23 It's like when little kids go into a self serve yogurt place and add every single topping possible. Same energy at least, only someone else has to do all the labor 🙃
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@halomancer1 "We can always tell" and "everybody is trans actually" lmao
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@kimpossiblefact i use to feel this when i first started drinking because i was young and thought it's only what alcoholics do. but then i became an alcoholic and find it normal and fine
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@tinderpredator it's called emoo actually
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@jasondashbailey He constantly interrupts people talking and idk how no working on the show has gotten him to stop. He just isn't very good at his relatively simple job
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@Jscott1145 @Ulisse0672 @SpeakerPelosi @BernieSanders How about we stop letting people who have had power for decades stop telling us what we cannot have because they have so many special interests bankrolling them to keep the status quo. Shahid is running a grassroots movement right now and it's for the people. #ShahidVsPelosi
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@kittynouveau 20 or 30 minutes!! That's at least 4 Rocket League matches of time wasted!! That's for marriage sweetie, okay??
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@thegallowboob The cow skull is a warning to everyone that those wasps don't mess around
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@cooIboobs I've seen about 5 different budlight memes on Instagram that were just a jump cut to dudes wearing dresses after taking a sip. And I got a feeling if I check today there will be a few more new ones exactly like that
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@JackKennedy i wish that guy luck with whatever this is. sounds uhh, well it sounds like a thing
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@drmistercody There is another passage from (assuming) that book where he talks about how he had overflowing pockets of gems and they safe was so full it wouldnt shut. I cant find the exact passage I'm thinking of but this kinda covers a bit of the real story
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@dril
Listen here Nomb Nuts
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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@SamFacto It's an insider tip. Extremely affordable, best part is each batch has completely different ratios and some are more lemony than others, it's like a surprise each time you pop a new too
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@ddayen Waiting for the USAA commercial telling me to salute the debt collector any day now
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@skyler_higley It's an extra mayo type of day today folks
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4 years
@rachelmillman @normalohioguy This somehow is worse than having a real reason, like what?
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@AnAngryOpossum wearing a bulky, uncomfortable, ridiculous box on my head that doesn't prevent catching a possibly life threatening virus to own the libs
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