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@Sammy_1999_

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I'm full of sarcasm and jokes | I share a sundress with the notorious @Design_Assassin | Madonna's guitarist liked one of my tweets.

Eastbumfahk, USA
Joined January 2022
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@Sammy_1999_
Samuel
4 months
I don't give a shit if I lose followers for this, but I actually enjoy classical music.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 years
I don't always go out in public, but when I do, don't talk to me.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 years
If I hit 1,000 followers before the year 2069, I'll run the next Boston Marathon naked, idgaf.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
I was told yesterday my photo looked like I was advertising for a paper towel commercial. So, here's my official promo submission as the new @Brawny cover man.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
Hello, I'm a dog and I know when my dads using a camera, so I won't look.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
I call this, glass lake sunset.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
We got a curious doggo here.
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4 months
The northern lights are running wild and I can't get enough of it.
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@Sammy_1999_
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14 days
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@Sammy_1999_
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5 months
@jordijoints I could never forget! 👀🥵🔥🔥
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
Chillin with my handsome boy.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
My little guy gets both his knees operated on today, cross your fingers all goes well! I'm feeling fairly nervous about the whole operation and recovery period, but I know in the end, it's for the best because he needs this done.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
My handsome boy is going to be traveling in style after his knee(s) surgery.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
Of course it got stronger and I had to go back out, absolutely stunning.
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1 month
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
Breathe easy, we're in the mountains.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
Catching some fresh air with the little trooper.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
Cheers friends. 🍻
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
Get this to 150 likes and I could get sponsored.
@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
I was told yesterday my photo looked like I was advertising for a paper towel commercial. So, here's my official promo submission as the new @Brawny cover man.
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@Sammy_1999_
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5 months
My toxic trait, I cut ties with people who ignore me or give me one way street vibes real quick. Probably why my circle is so small.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
Welcome to Twitter, everyone is somehow a pro at sex despite never having any.
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4 months
I don't go anywhere without my fake ID.
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@Sammy_1999_
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3 months
Let's ditch all our adult responsibilities and go hangout in the mountains.
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@Sammy_1999_
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3 months
I decided to go to therapy today.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
I'm ready for adventure, are you?
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
I don't care if I've seen your body once or a thousand times, I'm still going to act like it's the hottest thing I've ever seen.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
Today's always a difficult day for me because I lost my mother back in 2017, but to all you beautiful mothers out there, you deserve this day and I hope it's amazing. Happy mother's day! 🎉🥳
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@Sammy_1999_
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13 days
Mountains were calling.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
Enjoying some time on the lake.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 years
Kids today will never understand the struggles of getting kicked off the internet when your parents/siblings went to make a phone call.
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@Sammy_1999_
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10 months
For every like this post gets, I'll give my dog a hug.
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@Sammy_1999_
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1 month
@ErinBode Happy birthday!!! 🥳🎉
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
My Tiger Lilies decided to come out and say hello a little early this year.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
Therapy went well today. Legs felt like jelly at the end.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 years
@hunnywh0re No wonder why I always lose my arguments.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
Suffering from a bad case of hat hair.
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4 months
Stuck in the OR first thing in the morning is always fun.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
Hiking isn't all glorious, it can be tough work climbing to the top, getting eaten alive by black files and mosquitoes, but damn it's worth it when you reach the summit.
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4 months
Went for a kayak ride, I'm addicted to the lake breeze.
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3 months
@RachieRach429 Good morning. ☕♥️❤️‍🔥
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
I know where to go when I want to ease my mind. 🏔️
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@Sammy_1999_
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1 month
Is Cookin.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 years
I find that if I get naked before I tell a bro to come at me, 95% chance he won't call my bluff.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 years
Reverse cowgirl because I'm a ginger and if you look into my eyes, I'll steal your soul.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
Lake sunset, it's been a good evening.
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@Sammy_1999_
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6 months
@hardasamother Well, according to my calculations, you're...
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@Sammy_1999_
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8 months
If this tweet gets 50 likes, I'll take my jacket off.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
Just thinkin
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@Sammy_1999_
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25 days
I'm so ready for Fall and spooky season.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
Kayak tranquility.
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@Sammy_1999_
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14 days
Just thinking
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@Sammy_1999_
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1 year
I'm the kind of person who cleans while they cook, am I crazy?
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1 month
I heart you.
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@Sammy_1999_
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5 months
What you looking at dowg.
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@Sammy_1999_
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3 months
My roses are coming out nicely.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
May the...well, I think you can finish the saying. Have a great day friends.
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@Sammy_1999_
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3 months
Got me a new tree to plant today! Japanese Maple, "crimson queen."
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
The other dog who refuses to look at the camera, big bro taught him well!
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2 years
Not everyone has seen American Pie, but everyone knows some shit went down at band camp.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
You don't want me girl, I'm loaded with red flags.
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@Sammy_1999_
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1 month
10k race is over, I made it to the beacon!
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@Sammy_1999_
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5 months
If you don't have a Chinatown, are you even a city?
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
So I learned yesterday that classical music is quite popular, anyway, Good morning and happy Wednesday friends. ☕
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
I'm drinking what's called, Einstein brew, in hopes that it'll make me smarter.
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4 months
Found my next tattoo idea and I'm not even lying.
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5 months
@MistyDreamZzz That'll be great.😏
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@RachieRach429 ☺️🔥🔥
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@jeckaf4i ☺️🔥🔥🔥
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
I grew up pissed off and angry at the world for the shit it put me through, but I don't want to be that angry guy anymore.
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@Sammy_1999_
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5 months
Before you give me a bj, just remember when you decide to make eye contact, here's your eye candy.
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2 months
Is it true that women love a sharp dressed man?
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
Decided to last minute step away and hit some much needed therapy. I couldn't have asked for a more beautiful day in the mountains.
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3 months
Curl today.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 years
Yeah, Princess Peach was my first crush, what of it?
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@Sammy_1999_
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28 days
I'll be here in 4 weeks. Can't wait!!
@earthcurated
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Yosemite valley, California
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@Sammy_1999_
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21 days
I just want to take her to poundtown, then afterwards take her out for a nice cappuccino.
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@Sammy_1999_
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16 days
@emily_tweets Hotdogs. 🤔
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@Sammy_1999_
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10 months
Here's to 36.
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12 days
At 2,000 followers I'll take my shirt off.
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3 months
My beautiful tree has been planted and is now one with the yard.
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@Sammy_1999_
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2 months
Back dimples are so fuckin hot.
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5 months
@blonde_opinion Hot, don't forget Sexy AF. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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12 days
Backyard chillin.
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@Sammy_1999_
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4 months
I've been drinking tonight, so please don't take advantage of me.
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4 months
Before you judge me, don't mistake my comical or constantly joking energy as someone who is always happy or had a great life. I saw shit growing up I'd wish on no kid, so a lot of the time it was a coping mechanism to hide the pain. Just remember that before you assume things.
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4 months
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I think of you, I play with my weiner.
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