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Nathan Charles CFA, CPA

@Risk_Parody

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Generalist | Culture Enthusiast

Philadelphia
Joined August 2019
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Nathan Charles CFA, CPA
2 months
Sorry I gotta take this
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Sorry gotta take this
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Pookie looks absolutely amazing tonight
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@signulll Beeping of smoke alarms in solidarity
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@dizzydoinggreat @thechosenberg "Everything I disagree with should be free"
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@tr3llyburner All my homies get to hit
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2 years
@bethanybtabor Cool so the C word is still in play then
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22 days
@llsamuelj @CammmmFryzel 400 is the toughest distance by far
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3 years
@litcapital "I'll now hand it over to our CFO to finish it off"
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@yungmetronome Actual goals
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@JackMacCFB Bad look to drag a <21 yr old chick on the internet
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3 years
@FieldYates This NJ stattie so ready for AB to start resisting
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@PetitRetard Dude isn't inherently bad but thinks he's deeply profound and likely enjoys the scent of his own farts
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2 years
Gm interns, happy to have all yous aboard
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2 years
@family_martyn @seatedskydiver Took me 20 mins to find but they covered it!
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@ArchEsq How can u revert——if u never left 😤😤
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@KanesCabDriv3r "Had a lot going thru my head, crazy how a nice drive behind the wheel can fix that tho. Anyway what's up wit u?"
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@mcmansionhell In linguistics it's said ppl speaking the same language 1000 yrs apart can't even tell it's the same language (speaking old English vs modern English). At the pace we're out now it'll probably be 300 yrs
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3 years
@BlowVal @zerohedge Cant have shitty risk mgmt if you don't have any risk mgmt
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7 months
Burberrys gonna need a dry cleaning after this one
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4 years
@darrenrovell And if I threw $1k on a Leicester championship and Trump to win in '16 I'd have enough money to resurrect Jesus but that info really doesn't do me anything now
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2 years
@darrenrovell @CaesarsSports You can buy 80 1yr treasury bills for $80,000 with a $3,600 coupon, risk free. Really stupid bet.
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@StockMarketHats My refrigerator has a Bloomberg terminal
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@tradingview I can't wait until I'm able to physically be inside a 1m chart
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@TicTocTick I fucking love this but it cannot be real
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@EdwardGLuce I'd wager Newsom's getting a call as we speak
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@richdaddycarter From so so deep.
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@PopulismUpdates Lance it with the Washington monument
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1 year
@abcdentminded Shape was made to resemble a pint glass back when cans were pull tab and you could open the whole mouth of the can
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@Aristos_Revenge My dude worked in tech for 24 yrs, during an enormous secular bill run, and is cashing out retirement funds after 8 months of unemployment? 😬😬😬
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@BacardiCapital Starting tn and planning to hang up the cleats Sunday nite
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@elusivecurrent Xanax on an international flight is the irl equivalent of the GTA cheat code that gives you $100,000 and all the guns
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@wmdiniraq Meth brother. Not mine but reddits
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@imdrinkinwine You look proficient in partial arts
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1 year
@timeimmemorial_ This does not imply Lorelei was making reference to a TV show. It means Tony is a notable don and Lorelei makes a reference similarly to how I'd make a reference to Gotti in our universe
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@bobbylikesbeers Try that in a small town
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@isa2001m Same think with a Pakistani kid I went to hs with. Talked about how it was sick and the power would go out for 12 hours at a time. Real weird flex
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@tomstakes Unreal thread
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@lporiginalg Dude would probably be less depressed if he finished his life's work
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@nut_history Tiny guy behavior. Tiny 3rd base coach is father of tiny baserunner. Real ball players don't get excited over baserunning
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@bigcontentguy You keep getting better and better with these. Hats off big dog
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I'm 29 and never thought I'd be someone willing to leave a city but here I am with human shit inside a CVS where everything is locked and I need a sales associate for $8 toothpaste
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@shmyanshmoss @BarstoolPhilly Howie can’t fuck up draft picks if we trade them away
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2 years
“Hey it’s Andrew Ross Sorkin from Squak Box and you’re watching Disney Channel”
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Nobody: British Associate: sorry there was an accident on the carriageway
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2 years
Checkout my run on strava
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@bugimane @AutismCapital Zuckerberg should play SBF
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@leman_pie @UnitedFelix_ @GoodReddit My bad bro. It's real toxic showering while my friends are over watching football
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Just took this pic (8th of shrooms)
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Nobody: British Associate: sorry there was an accident on the carriageway
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@TommyOKid My assistant is dialing rn
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3 years
@DeItaone "We're just going to debase the fuck out of it and increase the broad money supply while I fingerbang Janet"
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2 years
@jusLikeMike911 POV of the living room
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@rvc330 Now this is workplace culture
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@litcapital Blowing through his roommates entire months adderall script in a single trading session
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@TylerIAm Greenberg deadass wearing bedazzled shoes
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@AdamSchefter The plan? We bring back gross retro jerseys as an alternate to lock in the new fan base that Brady brought in
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@DeItaone Incoming r/WSB posts asking what happens to options that expire post split
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@milkkarten Doesn't compare to central Houston Nissan
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@royknowsball @scubaryan_ Alright then name 4 books
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4 years
@realwillmeade Na dude we're just becoming an economy where a shit ton of people get left behind. White collar workers with paper assets had a great year in 2020 while blue collar workers and savers got bent over
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@BarrelRollGuy Sounds like you would know what said other dong looks like
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@darrenrovell Any words to as if Deez Nuts were included in the deal?
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@JGrossweiner @llsamuelj @CammmmFryzel Something like you quicker acting glycogen stores get used up in the first 200m so the perception of effort drastically increases for the last 100m. Idk if it's right but I would also throw up after running it
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@ChrisPo70954821 @JohnWakefieId Ah yes the republican policy of a speculative stock market crash
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1 year
@KeeleyFox29 Why are we paying to jail foreign nationals? Send him back
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2 months
POV telling your boys you lost the bag
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Everything makes me think of her (Adderall 30xr)
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3 years
My zoomer cousin is passed tf out on Xanax at the dinner table. This country is so fucked in 20 years
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@OldRowOfficial @litcapital This is one of our junior analysts please delete as it's from 2019
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@DaFiretruck Like dudes over 30 saying "buddy" at the end of a sentence
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3 years
@DeItaone And oil will never hit $70/barrel
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4 years
Nathan's #BootsOnTheGround $AMC DD. Correction: there was 1 car in the lot. A police cruiser parked up front. Doors locked! No one's home!
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Not even done my first drink and bouncer hit with me the "if I see that vape again you're outta here" Brother, you will absolutely see this vape again
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@iUsedToBeADuck I live like this
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@DrBenjiHawthHPU Thanks Doc! Keep your head up and stay hard!
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@DeItaone Kind of figured getting adderall from a quarterly FaceTime call was too good to be true
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3 years
Me, ready for one more day of boozing before being involuntarily checked into rehab
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@ppqrub I'm selling a course on it for $249.99
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@darrenrovell No one asked this bro
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@SenWarren @netflix “Yeah they need to pay their fair share”
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The Left cant stop me—I made out with a girl last weekend born in 2002 (I was early 1994)
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@_eastcoastbias @darrenrovell That’s how basketball works
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2 years
Apparently PwC is having Pitbull for their NYC picnic. That is corporate responsibility at its finest
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@Maarblek Prometheus was unreal
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@H4nkM00dy1 Dosage for babies
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@bchinyakata @VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder Took place 10,000 years after Dune
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