signüll @signulll Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

signüll

@signulll

6 months

why does the internet not feel fun anymore?

113

69

750

Last Seen Profiles

@yeastken

@NutSk_40

@Nari_prsk_Teio

@SinfulAzzy

@martymaguire

@EmmexMr

@rwbl_

@ANPC_MU

@LizelleBright

@Igarashi_Eri

@vitorlacerdaof

@MegaStarPrime00

@IWWAGEIFMR

@KenCunn55085606

@SightFarm1

@stw_pdg

@U_ma_88

@Tony82009822624

@thoops23

@oeaw

@4MqIKyEpwZQBdeA

@Astuti63988602

@stw46

@Cindygulla0

@zamokornfeld

@iernon

@Moostrue

@reil_dacum96916

@ashok20

@BinorRaja

@shimsa_art

@E4_Trix

@gentlemanwalkin

@npetey276

@BinorRaja

@stwmaniax

signüll

@signulll

2 months

zuck: asian wife trump: imported wife bezos: latina gf mitch mcconnell: asian wife jd vance: indian wife jeb bush: latina wife 15/16 of my white guy friends are all with asians. trend has been brewing for a while but fascinating now that it has insanely more visibility.

2K

37K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

once you realize half of nyc is just adults with allowances, things will make more sense.

108

2K

34K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

the amount of single women over 30 in nyc waiting to be swept off their feet by the perfect man has to now be over the population of a tier 3 city in america.

174

567

18K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

why do people still drink alcohol? the roi on it makes no sense anymore.

1K

617

13K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

pov: american women moving to europe for european men.

256

426

13K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

trump is the luckiest human alive, the dude is coated in teflon, even bullets don’t stick. let’s break it down. - born with the right family, inherited a fuck ton of money. 6 ft plus and charismatic af. - dated & had sex with infinite models and women—was the playboy of new

570

984

12K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

JD Vance’s wife is indian btw.

4K

463

12K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

in nyc there is a whole sub culture of independent ppl trying to fill their time with extracurricular activities or hobbies to fill the hole in their soul of yearning for ____.

2K

418

12K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

women today are able to fight natural urges in ways no one could’ve ever imagined—with profound distractions, games that simply never end, & junk void of any real meaning to fill the gaps. see my previous tweets on why long term relationships are a thing of the past, precisely

1K

966

12K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

it’s incredible how much people today use traveling as a substitute for finding any real meaning or purpose in life.

397

1K

11K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

she did cocaine, ketamine, & shrooms for 5 years with billionaires, cheated, and departed with $1B. this might the biggest silicon valley heist of all time.

296

1K

11K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

lmao my goodness. while the dudes are defending their country, the women are complaining about… their love lives & dating apps. wrap it up everyone, we need an asteroid.

324

702

9K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

this email from corepower ceo is hilarious 🤣

177

393

9K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

men are romantics masquerading as pragmatists, women are pragmatists masquerading as romantics.

81

978

7K

signüll

@signulll

10 days

venture capital is an incredible gig. - you take risks with *other* people’s money. - you get paid a hefty fee no matter what. - you can spend lavishly on unlimited traveling, parties, events, & “tech week”. - you get to go on podcasts & say the same stuff you read from a

186

405

6K

signüll

@signulll

5 months

sam altman is a genius master class strategist—he used the enemy of my enemy principle to perfection. 1) he neutralized elon threat completely. 2) negotiated an incredible deal with satya for infinite compute & forever customer. 3) now negotiated a deal with apple to make openai

255

554

6K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

indians in america getting laid off & replaced by indians in india is never not going to be funny lol.

45

417

6K

signüll

@signulll

11 days

signs that you’re down really bad: - you start a gratitude journal. - you sign up for a marathon. - you join a singles dating run club. - you decide to get a master’s degree in data science. - you decide to go to law school (really bad). - you sign up for an mba program. - you

158

304

6K

signüll

@signulll

5 months

i have resigned from @OpenAI .

270

250

6K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

my man elon has ridiculous texting game. 🤣

106

188

6K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

most men only truly fall in love once (that’s the peak), if that peak doesn’t work out, no other woman will ever reach or beat that peak no matter what but that’s completely okay—they’ll always have those memories.

275

378

5K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

things are so outta whack in nyc that if you go to a park, you see “single walls” of people looking for someone. incredibly fascinating.

208

311

5K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

the amount of dumbass run clubs in nyc is getting so insanely out of hand. reminds of the stampede in lion king.

53

121

5K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

why is bumbling collapsing & why is it likely on the road to irrelevancy? lots of people having been asking, let’s break it down, shall we? you see the downfall was inevitable but these people below managed to accelerate & change the trajectory of it from a 10 degree

152

363

5K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

forget the pandemic, there is a literal epidemic of women who cannot find anyone they want to be with—it feels like we are at the precipice of a radical new cultural reality that is changing so fast that most people do not have the capacity to keep up.

1K

450

5K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

we should close the internet, like let’s have some times it’s open, from like 9 am to 5 pm, then we should close it, like the stock market.

221

148

5K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

“men used to go to war.” what’s the best equivalent of this for women?

930

95

4K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

she contributed more to the GDP in one day than an average person in a third world country does in one year. depression + anxiety + capitalism are such an incredibly powerful combination that captain planet himself would be completely f*cked.

177

233

4K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

as more people continue to make it their life’s mission to showcase an often fake & contrived lifestyle for others (particularly women) on insta, the more stuff like this will happen (this story isn’t isolated). the behind the scenes economics simply can’t support it at scale.

94

347

4K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

- more women are becoming alcoholics. - more women are vaping. - more women are entering college. - more women are getting jobs & being promoted. - more women are traveling & spending money. all increasing faster than dudes. women have officially become the men in america.

344

220

4K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

this is pretty much every girl’s dilemma in nyc, especially west village. every girl wants a republican looking guy who is a democrat.

161

162

4K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

remember when everyone praised hinge for releasing the feature that would limit the number of people you can like if you have too many open conversations? guess how women feel about it?

454

189

4K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

remember the pool girl product managers day in the life? a new reality just dropped. ridiculous vibe shift in just a year & a half flat.

144

177

3K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

it’s unclear to me why elon hasn’t set up a sperm donation website for any woman—they would be able to apply & access elon sperm for free (they would only have to pay shipping & handling). why? - there are hundreds of thousands of 35+ women single whose prospects of having

726

195

3K

signüll

@signulll

9 days

everyday i wake up & i pray to the lord. my prayers: - “lord, i beg you. i beg you to give me the confidence of someone starting a dating app in 2024 to finally solve the dating problem.” - “lord i beg you. i beg you to give me the delulu of an investor who invests.” - “and

112

154

3K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

i honestly think women heavily underestimate how much age is incredibly important to men they actually desire.

89

88

3K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

the billboard ads that hinge runs are truly wtf territory.

112

53

3K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

the era of long term monogamous relationships is fortunately or unfortunately over—sure there will be exceptions, but this is likely the rule going forward. why? - the reasons that existed in the past to support these no longer exist (needing one another, particularly women

395

314

2K

signüll

@signulll

5 months

culture converges so fast now, 80% of women in williamsburg dress exactly the same 80% of the time.

456

75

2K

signüll

@signulll

7 months

won’t somebody please find the dichotomy!

588

155

2K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

@dotnetschizo i am well aware, she is not culturally european or american.

112

7

2K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

knew several people who got laid off at meta & google during the early 2023 layoffs who then subsequently were hired at nvidia—they are all >$10m in net worth now. life works in mysterious ways.

20

70

2K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

@zarathustra5150 agreed, i find these videos profoundly disturbing tbh & social media is utterly riddled with them.

34

22

2K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

mira is a walking pr disaster and yet they continue to let her speak lol.

257

77

2K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

@alxfazio many different kinds of allowances.

3

11

2K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

modern american romance is nothing but going through breakup after breakup until both parties are too tired of finding the next person.

112

130

2K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

okay i do not wish ill on anyone but this is what i think will happen in 2024: - president biden has long covid, his health keeps deteriorating. - trump/vance continue campaign trail, but the campaign feels hollow and feels like it peaked to soon. - trump is unable to capture

145

100

2K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

i’m excited to finally reveal the next step in my career: i’ve also joined ilya & team at @ssi . let’s go! thank you to everyone for the endless support. 1 team 1 dream.

SSI Inc.

@ssi

3 months

Superintelligence is within reach. Building safe superintelligence (SSI) is the most important technical problem of our time. We've started the world’s first straight-shot SSI lab, with one goal and one product: a safe superintelligence. It’s called Safe Superintelligence

1K

2K

14K

27

2K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

MFW the guy i donated money to calls me ugly lol. context: “trump joked at the fundraiser that chamath must be really rich to have married the woman he is with now.”

59

64

2K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

@coldhealing the trick is to give her a forehead kiss before you ghost.

34

29

2K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

once a woman is on a dating app for more than 1+ year, she almost certainly will permanently lose the ability to process men as humans & the paradigm of “all men are trash will take hold” in the most primitive part of her brain. maybe you should approach in real like like this

Mikayla

@honeyNonABG

2 months

Men. Get off of dating apps. You could have the rizz of guy that makes girls cry herself to sleep but then get no matches on dating apps. Women get more likes faster than she can swipe left. Even when she sits down to screen each 'candidate', she CANNOT KEEP UP. For every one

95

52

818

38

169

2K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

in nyc 40 is the new 25.

62

80

2K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

i recently met a girl at a party and she told me she had been on 100 first dates already this year—her entire personality was pretty much going on first dates in nyc lmao.

65

37

2K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

i had this realization one night when i was at a popular dive bar recently. all i saw were groups of separate girls & guys standing together drinking but all segregated & closed off to each other. 15 years ago you’d go to a bar & there would be a line of men trying to hit on the

79

57

2K

signüll

@signulll

10 days

signs you’re doing well: - you do not have an instagram or you barely check it or you have less than 80 followers & 80 following. - you do not use twitter & realize it’s mostly a cesspool. - your prioritize close relationships vs constantly trying to expand your network. - you

b

@nofilteronmouth

10 days

@signulll Ok now do signs you’re doing well.

0

6

29

90

1K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

once at an interview someone asked me “if you could build any new business, what business would you build?” as part of my response i simply said: “i would only target one demographic: increasingly single or lonely females with high disposable income.” this is the largest

45

66

1K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

@Lord_Sotheary everything is essentially an roi calculation.

77

32

1K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

what’s your thesis on where all the good men have gone?

968

92

1K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

so let me get this straight: - elon f*cked larry page on ai stuff so their friendship ended. - elon literally f*cked sergey’s wife. pretty incredible lol

25

42

1K

signüll

@signulll

4 months

what i texted: “it was great seeing you again.” what i wanted to text: “i'm texting you this because i'm glad i met you. before you came along, things were okay, but something about you injected color into my world, and i don't want it to fade out just yet. you reminded me

35

128

1K

signüll

@signulll

7 months

@coldhealing i looked up her linkedin, now she does… nothing but create tiktok’s & reels. american dream.

5

7

1K

signüll

@signulll

3 months

@schopenhauerite fantastic summary—what an incredible tragedy.

12

6

1K

signüll

@signulll

2 months

@mmeJen all my friends are incredible individuals, highly accomplished, talented, smart, & just a great group of people you would love to rely on—they could never find that demographic either a) willing to commit or b) worthy of commitment.

23

13

1K

signüll

@signulll

1 month

@LizzyStarrrdust if you’ve lived in big cities, you know deep down there is more to this video than *just* people having fun. if you talk to enough, you know exactly what’s missing. attend some of these sometime, it’s fascinating. these are 200 people who didn’t know each other before attending

279

6

1K

signüll

@signulll

19 days

while the app store was hot back in the day one of my friends quit his job on the spot & told me as we were having breakfast (we both worked together). i asked him what his plan was. he said he had no idea but will figure it out. we got dinner a month later and he told me he

26

39

948

signüll

@signulll

2 months

let’s start with a shit product that’s no longer really working in any meaningful way created in the era where deep feminism was almost forced upon women by ppl like sheryl sandberg & whitney wolfe. whitney & sheryl ended up becoming the faces of women’s empowerment—the message

9

22

933

signüll

@signulll

2 months

@BigStrongBird1 value structure is still different.

17

1

903

signüll

@signulll

3 months

@sama my gf also said an inch makes a huge difference.

22

10

909

signüll

@signulll

2 months

i had a friend complain that she never gets approached. i pointed out that half an hour ago, a guy approached her at a farmer’s market. her reply was: "oh, he doesn't count."

32

25

879

signüll

@signulll

8 days

@garrytan my current thesis is that this isn’t an technology problem anymore, its a societal problem ingrained deeply into the modern psyche (see my posts on the addictions to abundance mindset). the current match making state of the art is not bad at all, its rooted in deep science &

41

26

889

signüll

@signulll

2 months

and now my friends here is the conclusion of this entire effort… i don’t know how most of these people don’t get fired for all of this.

44

20

876

signüll

@signulll

1 month

@motheo817 definitely not sexless.

3

2

866

signüll

@signulll

3 months

@Cragghack you cannot have one without the other sunshine.

16

4

809

signüll

@signulll

2 months

in mathematics there is a theory called “optimal stopping”, which lays out mathematically when you should make a choice when you have potentially infinite options but you cannot go back to a the current option if you discard it. as the internet enables the illusion of infinite,

8

71

825

signüll

@signulll

19 days

people stopped drinking alcohol because the internet is more addictive than drinking/socializing. period. health reasons are a nominally sufficient & socially acceptable excuse.

36

52

810

signüll

@signulll

2 months

things are so damn backwards now, kinda hilarious. have women ever historically been rejected this much before? in the savannah when there is a drought, the lions start hunting the elephants.

128

35

789

signüll

@signulll

2 months

as things became stagnant & women basically would get thousands of likes & fuck tons of attention, the average expectations for a woman changed drastically. you see, women absolutely suck at figuring out who wants just sex from them & who wants an actual relationship. hint:

13

20

796

signüll

@signulll

2 months

i forgot to add one other last detail: - the aliens announce that they have come to earth after a major GPU shortage on their own planet, they place an order for 1 trillion nvidia gpu’s sending $NVDA to the moon (quite literally) making jensen huang the default leader of planet

26

28

783

signüll

@signulll

4 months

what most people don’t understand or realize is that @sama negotiated a very fun clause in the deal with microsoft. as soon as openai hits AGI, microsoft has zero IP & at 49% they have no control. who gets to declare when/if there is AGI? that would be openai & @sama .

57

773

signüll

@signulll

2 months

one of the best heuristics i tell my friends that i have ever come up with: if she has a public insta, you prolly should move on. there is virtually nothing good that comes from that.

23

34

729

signüll

@signulll

11 days

modern love is just waiting for a text from someone you’re into while ignoring a text from someone who is into you.

14

38

725

signüll

@signulll

14 days

@pitdesi upside pineapple means completely something different here.

13

10

709

signüll

@signulll

2 months

it grew rapidly thanks to its subtle marketing around “you can have it all”. the reality is whitney & sheryl were the most privileged women on the planet (both had been born rich & they had plenty of money from google and tinder settlement). whitney & sheryl promoted this era

4

10

708

signüll

@signulll

2 months

i am a simple man, i short every single dating app company especially if it has absolutely retarded leadership.

36

13

678

signüll

@signulll

2 months

@HannahRyan01 lol if even the richest & powerful men are passport bros, what happens to the local white women of the united states?

43

10

656

signüll

@signulll

1 month

just talked to a friend over drinks who is going to breakup with his long term gf of years. instead of focusing on the past our entire convo was centered around why it’s insanely difficult to build long term relationships these days. why do you think this is?

102

16

643

signüll

@signulll

5 months

who are women having sex with?!??

415

44

609

signüll

@signulll

1 month

which one of you degenerates did this?

57

15

634

signüll

@signulll

3 months

@LizzyStarrrdust not at all, i’m extremely happy for her in fact & it’s actually great women are super independent. my only point is that looking for perfection along with loving yourself so much that you don’t have room for others may be a recipe for not a great outcome & these types of videos

64

7

618

signüll

@signulll

1 month

@runaway_vol definitely a non zero chance. ps there is no value judgement on this tweet— purely statistical.

5

2

618

signüll

@signulll

2 months

the needed a seasoned woman to run the business, so they picked lidiane jones, who basically has built productivity software her entire career (slack & salesforce) with zero background or understanding of a very complex non technical business like bumble. bumble isn’t a tech

4

5

621

signüll

@signulll

12 days

there are only two ways to appreciate or understand how insanely rare a genuine connection with someone truly is: 1) getting older. 2) insanely crazy heartbreak. there are simply no other ways.

11

30

624

signüll

@signulll

4 months

@thatguybg not to mention women are becoming alcoholics at a mass clip way more than men.

23

27

586

signüll

@signulll

2 months

@OTC_Bitcoin the art of the tweet ;)

10

2

574

signüll

@signulll

5 months

how the f*ck do so many women get over breakups so insanely fast??! it’s such a super power.

204

26

570

signüll

@signulll

2 months

one of the ideas explored was bff, what if we allowed people to find friends on bumble? truly stupid for anyone who has ever been around social apps. pretty heavy investments were made particularly by whitney—even a stand alone app which no one uses. there is pretty much nothing

7

14

582

signüll

@signulll

2 months

as the ceo search began, it focused only on women… how could you ever have a man run bumble?!? that was be truly blasphemes. the board of directors was pretty much all middle aged married old women who have zero ability to relate to anyone on the planet let alone young people

14

7

573

signüll

@signulll

7 months

women don’t take rejection very well.

165

41

528

signüll

@signulll

10 days

@LadyoftheLakefr i would rather swim in acid than get an mba.

8

14

542