Christiane F @isa2001m Twitter profile

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

2 months

Women describing the ick: he asked for a straw at McDonalds Men describing the ick:

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Christiane F

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4 months

Now I am become withdrawn, the destroyer of friendships

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Christiane F

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11 days

It must feel so good to wake up with a boner

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Christiane F

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18 days

Guys I just had another cig

Christiane F

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18 days

Sat down for a cig here

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Christiane F

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18 days

Sat down for a cig here

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Christiane F

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4 months

I think about this often

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

6 months

A generation so sexless we invented a talking stage

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Christiane F

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3 months

This is 11 pm in northern Europe guys and it’s only April

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Christiane F

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12 days

I'm addicted to airplane turbulence. The scarier the better.

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

5 months

When you’re having a Nietzsche-off and your opponent is a 30 year old alcoholic man who didn’t even get through college

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

5 months

This is the type of stuff my pilates instructor says during class for no reason

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6 months

What people apprehend as coldness in a person’s character may once have been a necessary adaptation for survival.

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Christiane F

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4 months

The birds outside the window are chirping so incredibly loud right now that I'm genuinely starting to believe everything will get better soon

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

24 days

Average South Tyrolian basement

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

4 months

Beautiful scene at the house party where the black south african guy started berating all the white people there over racism and about an hour later he was kicked out for sexually harassing the asian girl there to the point she started crying

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

4 months

I like Easter

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Christiane F

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7 months

Not a “socially acceptable” thing to wear at dinner apparently, my bad for thinking christmas was supposed to be about love or something

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Christiane F

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1 month

I don’t go on dates because I can’t imagine ever liking, let alone falling in love with, someone who makes themselves so openly and readily available to me. And I’m dead serious.

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Christiane F

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5 months

Just found out those lil asian wiggers they got walking around here are called “latinos.” Very cool

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Christiane F

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5 months

Me and the 35 year old gay man after I told him I was 22 and he replied "you're just a baby”

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Christiane F

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25 days

Jus de fruits

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Christiane F

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6 months

I had a fling some time ago with a guy from London who knew Florence Pugh, he told me she once came to a houseparty and talked about herself for 6 hours straight and everyone was relieved when she left

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Christiane F

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Some Prada to wear to the office for my very important job

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Christiane F

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3 months

She has an unironic sexual fetish for this stuff just look at her

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

4 months

The Wim Hof one is too real. Foreigners don't know this, but he used to do enemas on a fountain in a public park in Amsterdam. One day, unbeknownst to him, the municipality increased the water pressure, and he ruptured his intestines on that thing.

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Christiane F

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11 days

Just got called a coalburner for saying I like Italian men… by an Italian

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Christiane F

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3 months

*stroking the stretch marks from his rapid muscle growth* Promise me you’ll stop… please…

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Christiane F

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6 months

The stench of beer on a man drives me crazy with desire

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Christiane F

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24 days

Italian just explained to me in hand gestures that he feels in his blood that Germany is going to return to fascism at any moment

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Christiane F

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3 months

As restless and determined as ever

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Christiane F

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3 months

He told his shareholders about me

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Christiane F

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26 days

Difference between me and her is that when she’s in Italy she says “ciao” while I say “Viva il Duce” because I’m cultured and not afraid to kick it with the locals

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

3 months

I refuse cooldown after the sauna. I envision my fate is to burn.

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

14 days

If you look like this, please DM me with evidence

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Beauty is something that burns us

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Christiane F

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3 months

Ok I’ve seen her so much on my timeline now for months that I’ll finally say it: I went to high school with her (never in the same class and only for a little because I changed schools)

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

5 months

All men in Amsterdam do is charge they e-bike, work at a start-up & lie

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Christiane F

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6 months

I'm going through a little seasonal depressive episode right now I think (I hope), but I also keep having the most beautiful and soothing dreams about love and having children and traveling to nice places

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Christiane F

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12 days

I masturbate in every hotel room I ever set foot in fyi, it feels like a waste not to

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Christiane F

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3 months

I have become a total hardliner on the subject divorce and I believe that people with children should NEVER divorce

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Christiane F

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20 days

This is where I make love to Armie Hammer

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Christiane F

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4 months

He corrupts me at night and tells me I’m granted entry

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

2 months

Love of my life is Belgian ex-model who lived in Tokyo but he had to quit modeling because he got too big from consuming a lot of alcohol and noodles, then worked as English/French translator and would sleep on the streets if he found himself too far from home late night

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

5 months

I just looked at the nutritional value on a pack of sugar to see how much sugar it contains It’s a 100 grams per 100 grams

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

2 months

Different planets you know, but that’s how I like it

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

2 months

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to incite a race war

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

1 month

I've had some time to think and what I'm thinking is, I don't want any new followers, I just want the followers I have to be happy and satisfied

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

5 months

My Indian driving instructor said he thinks I have adhd :/ You belong to the driving instructor caste not the doctor caste bruv so maybe shut tf up

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

3 months

I got kissed by a most beautiful man in an alley last night

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

4 months

The sun is shining, I’m feeling the pull of slutty white girl summer

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

2 months

@Psiliconchode @abjectpetita Do you feel your heart racing? Your palms getting sweaty? God I love Russian roulette

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

4 months

More bitter reactions to this than I expected. I meant things will get better for everyone that deserves it, not me specifically, things have always looked up for me. I have a vision for the future that terrifies my enemies. I'm having a good time.

Christiane F

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4 months

The birds outside the window are chirping so incredibly loud right now that I'm genuinely starting to believe everything will get better soon

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Christiane F

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3 months

We need 1 billion Swedish men by 2100

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

2 months

Really digging going to bed and waking up in the hell I’ve made for myself

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

4 months

Working on a movie called Impressionable Young Woman, it's about a young woman who goes to college expecting to be raped all the time, but then nothing happens

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

5 months

The special “celebrate black history month” drink at this restaurant I went to last night was a negroni

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

4 months

I’m dying on the KIRAC hill I don’t care what anybody says

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

2 months

Not enough is said about old people invading the spaces of young people

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

5 months

That’s it. I’m moving out today and I’m taking our son with me.

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

5 months

Good morning I should write my old anthropology professor an e-mail so I can move on with my life

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

3 months

Sensitive young man thou are no fcking match for this dishonorable young woman

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Christiane F

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2 months

Mommy’s having the best day ever, love my hubby and kids sm

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Christiane F

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2 months

Sorry, there’s something saying evil things to me at night

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Christiane F

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There are so many good Caravaggio stories that it's hard to choose a favorite, but if I had to

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

2 months

I swear there was an Indian guy on the treadmill next to me in the gym this morning going at maybe 2 km/h

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

4 months

Him being the landlord and me not having the rent again

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When he texts that he’s 20 min away and you get That feeling

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Christiane F

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5 months

Spent my hungover morning roaming the streets of NY looking for the perfect donut and when I finally convinced myself to get one, it let me down

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

5 months

This is so stupid it’s incredible. Imagine looking at a Goya painting and saying “why is it so abnormal and freaky, why can’t he just paint a nice landscape.” High fashion is supposed to be an artform. What’s beautiful in art is not strictly a matter of desirability.

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5 months

Straight men have never understood women's obsession with catwalk models. They are not hot. Every straight man has said this to a woman at some point in his life, usually in a baffled tone, not understanding why they are even a thing in the first place. They are not desirable.

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Christiane F

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The war on terror is over. It’s time to end the war on white women.

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Isa didn’t get laid in nyc this week, last chance to bone her is tomorrow morning 10 am at the 9/11 memorial

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Christiane F

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VIVAAAAAA IIIIL DUCEEEEEEEEEE

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Christiane F

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3 months

We need 1 billion wiggers that dress like this by 2100

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

1 month

“Sundress nationalism” ? You came up with that? Wow, very cool, are you also a fag**t per chance?

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Christiane F

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3 months

GM

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Christiane F

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1 month

Big on lesbian.

Christiane F

@isa2001m

1 month

Would love to participate in the sundress discourse, but unfortunately it’s only 10 degrees outside here even in June so I’m forced to dress like a lesbian. My face is red from the cold, not from the sun.

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

3 months

@EllenCohenPR Well good thing I don’t have any then fag

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Christiane F

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Jobs are for poor people, believe it or not

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@isa2001m Christiane get a job please darling

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Christiane F

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3 months

When Houellebecq wrote: “Anything can happen in life, especially nothing,” he was referring to Iran, by the way

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

4 months

They’re saying the swastika tramp stamp will be a huge hit this summer

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Christiane F

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I would let all of you tour my canals

Christiane F

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I am horny everywhere and safe nowhere

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Christiane F

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Quiet saturday

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Christiane F

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3 months

I no longer have obsessive-compulsive sexual desires for your father, so I don't see the point in you and me remaining friends (my to my kid after I filed for divorce)

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

4 months

All the while my friend and I were in the corner having hysterical fits of laughter because we had just dropped acid

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Christiane F

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2 months

My mother is older than my father so pretty much I’m a bastard child who will never be fully accepted by society

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Christiane F

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Germans are super authoritarian in their anti-authoritarianism

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Christiane F

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5 months

sorry babe, but the emotional support penis pillow watches while we fuck

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Christiane F

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5 months

I can’t take another evening where I think I’m going on a date and I end up being used as decorum for some Third Reich art deal

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

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Biden doesn’t wake up with a boner anymore, but I bet Trump still does

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

16 days

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND vol. II

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

6 months

Hate it when a stranger comes up to me with google maps open asking “do you know where this is?” Yeah pls look at your phone retard it’s right there where it says it is

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Christiane F

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I told them God is dead and now they’re fucking crying

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Christiane F

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It’s so disgustingly embarrassing and an outright disgrace I am dead serious, I want no part of it

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

3 months

It’s true, self respecting women prefer getting $backshots because it means he can’t see you crying

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Christiane F

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1 month

Looking for a hotel online and came across this. What

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Christiane F

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Anyway, for now I have a family of mice waiting for me to return home

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

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I can’t free anyone. I can only comment on other people’s prisons from inside the comfort of my own.

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@isa2001m Set them free Christiane

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

4 months

Girls in Sweden wear so much make up, I didn't know it was as bad here as in Britain. Maybe even worse here because I can tell some have beautiful faces plastered over, begging to be set free.

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

1 month

If we like each other we hunt each other down like dogs, no way I'm going to meet with you in a restaurant like some job candidate

jaybeevee

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1 month

@SethBarronNYC @isa2001m lol, so she wont date because she wouldnt like a guy who would like her?

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Christiane F

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I am horny everywhere and safe nowhere

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Christiane F

@isa2001m

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Maybe if you had the balls and the ingenuity to colonize you could have won someday, but alas

Daily Romania

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Congratulations, Sudan, on the victory against Romania! However, has anyone seen the Dutch team? I thought we were supposed to play against them 🤔 🇷🇴🇸🇩

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