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Portland, OR
Joined February 2024
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hey do you want to start a business together? i have no work ethic and i might kill myself. anyway let me know
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i’ve vaped in places you couldn’t even imagine
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sure i have one arm but i’m built like this. win some lose some
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men will meet a beautiful woman willing to do anything for him and immediately start thinking up unique ways to break her spirit
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dogs kinda fell off. owning a dog is in its flop era
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thinking about maybe drinking 3 vodka sodas and texting everyone really confusing stuff
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before i go out tonight does anyone want to tell me i don’t have to live like this and then marry me
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@imdrinkinwine
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sure it’s not my best work but i’m ALWAYS tasteful
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if i get a boyfriend i’m going to cheat a lot and treat him poorly
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i was reading how autistic people often forget the name of every black person
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THISSSSSSMDNDMSMDMDJSM
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this is my twin daughter
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i like men in the way i like fast food that makes me feel really gross and sick and like maybe i should starve myself for a while
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i told my friend i should have changed my twitter name so people wouldn’t recognize me anymore and she said “lauren i don’t think that’s why people recognize you”
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@imdrinkinwine
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i wish smoking cigarettes in my backyard was a job
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@imdrinkinwine
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when someone tells you that you aren’t a biological woman, the logical thing to do is post a picture of an uninvolved biological woman and insult her in the same way
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Mind you, this is a literal European princess.
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@s4m31p4n euthanizing my dogs as we speak
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any woman who is annoying and weird online has my love and support
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@imdrinkinwine
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there should be a slur for polyamorous people
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whatever
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@imdrinkinwine
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i just decided to change everything about my life all at once because that always works really well
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@imdrinkinwine
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why am i on Moms posting Ls? why is tristan tate wishing me luck? what the absolute fuck is happening on this site lately
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@MomsPostingLs This isn’t an L. Good for her and I wish her luck.
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i need a boyfriend so i can touch his growing in beard and say “you need to shave” with disgust in my voice
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@imdrinkinwine
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one of my favorite parts of going out is when it’s time to go home
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they should invent a guy who isn’t the worst person in the world
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Ladies what’s the funniest shit a man ever DM’d you? 😂😂😂
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in case i’m anyones dream girl: -5’9 and a half -emotionally abusive -no therapist -really good tipper -gun owner -so much love in my heart -one of us won’t get out alive
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@ryanb______ it’s a compelling response
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sometimes i sit in cars
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this guy fucking sucks
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🥜 🧈 🥧
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boring ahh renaissance faire
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what if i loved you unconditionally for the rest of your life? what then retard?
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@DillyDelBae that’s funny i was just thinking you’re built exactly like a fat slob unworthy of love
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@jbrockmusic lmao yes. my legacy
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i went to hell and everyone knew you, bc your light touched even the most depraved souls. you’re such a good person and i love you
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@wolktress people calling this pick me but it reads like ur defending the girl and not the man lmao
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do you guys want to come smoke cigarettes in my living room and listen to bands i liked in high school
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@DreadCanary shit i don’t even understand sizing
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@LexisDeanna aw thank u
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@squirtstain i think chicago is just a better city with better people
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gm good morning
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@SconeyyBaloney no i’m going to lie a lot too
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i’m tired of hearing about the next president of the united states. let’s talk about me
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anyway adam22 is not worth shit from an ass and that’s why he’s a 40 year old washed up cucked degenerate waste of space. the end
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me when people on twitter get mad at me for drunk driving
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this is me. i have a job now. i work in a place
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@babooshkadude lmao he was clearly trying to cancel ME in this screenshot? and i responded? your hate for women is blinding you darlin
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why didn’t they just break all of the bones in his legs
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the little sliver in the corner is mine❤️
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this screenshot has been posted so many times but it’s originally mine lmao
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timeline cleanse
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i’m a tornado denier. ridiculous natural disaster and i don’t believe they actually happen
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@MKULTRAMILF listen i hope they come back into style as much as the next guy
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@cucksmasher1488 imagine linking a pedophile serial rapist who openly engaged in sex tourism to fuck a 15 year old and has admitted to beating women as proof for anything
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re single it’s probably because you’re unlovable and difficult to be around
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i miss my DUCKS
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what
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women are speaking
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can’t talk right now listening to steely dan
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@DillyDelBae 2 arms and still hideous. could never be me
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i play runescape a lot and i don’t know a single thing about it because i believe that’s how you should play games
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@darthlux they will be dealt with
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@badassmanofgod to be fair they don’t work that well when ur boobs are huge
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my first day employed with the CIA and already got fired for one tiny mistake
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i like when the sun does this on my wall in the morning it’s Pleasing to me
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Why does this woman talk like she was a child star forced into fame. She could easily slink away she’s been popular for 5 minutes
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Chappell Roan tells The Face that fame has the vibe of an ‘abusive ex-husband’: “I feel like fame is just abusive. The vibe of this – stalking, talking shit online, [people who] won’t leave you alone, yelling at you in public – is the vibe of an abusive ex-husband. That’s what
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we need a disney princess who used to shoot heroin
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give it back to him
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apple nothing
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i will not find a husband in Portland Oregon
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get out of her way
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this is my family
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one time a guy who sexually assaulted me stole a meme that i made and honestly? more rude than the whole rape thing
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ass too fat and boobs too big. had to lose an arm to even it out
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sometimes i have to post pictures where my boobs are huge so u guys remember im actually not a fucking nerd. im normal (double Ds btw)
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@chloefoxxe it’s so ridiculous lmao
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i’m not interested in the “hardest” picture only the softest. which is this
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@aeteeter41 i like having 2 so they can entertain each other. they’re too polite to piss and shit inside
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the trick to bringing back the acceptance of the word retard was to just not argue with anyone about it. just say it until people are too tired to get upset
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my runescape character is a baddie
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@AnalSexTape i know this might be hard to wrap your feeble little mind around but $30k isn’t $250k. i have more than 30k in my savings. and that’s the place where u put money you’re saving little buddy
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we all have the one friend who was convicted of vehicular manslaughter in 2016
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way too many guys have been tweeting at me lately so it’s a good time to let u all know that i don’t really see men as people
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@stunt_clock didn’t look for it. if u love something set it free
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just decided that gambling addiction isn’t really because i played slot machines for 20 minutes the other night and didn’t like it
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getting emotionally attached to a one night stand because they cuddled with you probably means u shouldn’t have casual sex with anyone ever
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the summer 2024 male manipulator move is to cuddlezone her
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okay
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they had to take the dog in me out back and shoot it in the head
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i hate british people i wish they weren’t real
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“do you have any tips for starting an onlyfans” yeah do literally anything else
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did you guys know i can play guitar hero with my feet
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i scroll through edtwt like i’m visiting the zoo
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@ThotSmasherr i know😔
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how can i make this shooting about me
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facetiming my friend. he says big things are coming
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