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From teaching 2-year-olds baseball to onboarding over 80 brands across four 3PLs. Using Notion to create incredible new-client first impressions

Chicago, IL
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2 years
#3PL Operators If you can't say your new client onboarding process is smooth as butter, this @NotionHQ template is for you Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, this template is borne of 62 onboardings across four 3PLs, multiple stores, and plenty of pain
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@atdanwhite This man is a menace
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@zachklein It would be an absolute crime to give this to an individual. This belongs in a museum. That said, I want it
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@sultangelo @BarkyBoogz “Sneaky links” ooo I enjoy this term but I initially read it as if you were serving breakfast sausages as well
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@kelllicopter Jonornathan
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@BudrykZack @jeremiahjw I mean, I do fw cupcakes and mac n cheese...perhaps I too, am a traditional wife
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@jenbegakis Just try a little bit - if it’s good you can subscribe
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@thesarahyork Smashing into the back of the building like the kool aid man and screaming “VENGENCE!!” over the intercom when I pick my son up from daycare is very appealing
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@anothercohen Forced up at 530 with a sick kid today and the rest of the month is basically over for me
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@lesliesamkim I swear the onion factory down the road left the door open man my allergies are crazy I guess 😭
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@samschmitz @WillManidis Great what the hell am I gonna do with 50,000 gun placards
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@BarkyBoogz Moons haunted
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@theuniverseymoi My mind is blown - it’s very true. Thank you!
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@mayaisfiya NonToxic sunscreen 130 degree desert sand baby is very cute tho
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@mayaisfiya First, respond to your other 400 texts, then meet him in the park
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@DrakeGatsby @thegallowboob Couldn’t....bee....me
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@Buffalojilll As a guest, this is your right
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@danlehnermusic I’ll never find it but the one about the Young Jeezy song “put on” being what you listened to before a high school football game where you went out and lost by 72 points is the realest tweet of all time
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@frantzfries It looks like you're trying to create a new inline database. Need some help?
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@BarkyBoogz Whoever invented those Klarna and Sezzle checkout programs is a genius. Buy something for $14 and pay it off in 4 monthly installments with no interest? Yes absolutely please
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@wqbisabi Every location is “roadside” 😂
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@prettycritical Wait what is shopping the perimeter?
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@sweatystartup My parents did the same shit to me when I was little and I’ll never forget it The success when we got on the plane was so sweet, I felt like it was all me😤
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@enbyourself Narrator: it did go unnoticed
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@nori_reed Dibs on Platonic Prenup band name
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@dog_feelings I am winnie, a very good dog
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@TimothyDooner @anothercohen Thank you for bringing this back to my timeline. I love it
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@AdamNeumannsCoS Super immersive timeshare pitch decks
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@bannedyoangel Amazing and true
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@MLRR_s @LakersCanes305 Ban grilling cuz one fan doesn’t know how to grill? Couldn’t be my team, the one and oh Chicago bears
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@TylerIAm The rock quarry 😂
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@DanReese21 Keep the secret man cmon
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@girdley That second “people overestimate the accuracy of their memory” made me temporarily insane
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2 years
@privatebankass Why does it stop at the chest? I want it to engulf my entire body and teleport me to another compressional dimension
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@Dojafat @Cheez444 Never fails to bring a smile
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@AsiaChloeBrown My entire business runs on USPS. SAVE IT
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@soren_iverson twitter has never needed a dislike button more
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@sweatystartup Shit I rented the unit below to my in-laws
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Okay it might be time to commit to a calendar here
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@justasisterfro2 PRACTICE!?!? We talkin bout practice?? 😂
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@hmmm1776 @theuniverseymoi Love a working strategy
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Is anyone doing ads on the ceiling of dentist offices? This is boring af
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@TurnerNovak He is bringing a very good idea to the table though
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@JazDntGivAFck Lmao that scrrrreeeeeeeech at the start my ears
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@SheaSerrano Normally, that’s lava. But in this economy 🤷‍♂️
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@chicagosamir Hosting a NASCAR race to showcase Chicagos Skyline = Doing naked push-ups in front of the bean to show off my new socks
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@dennishegstad Praying for your DMs good sir, 3PL twitter does not play around
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Pick MY brain? Only if you plan to pack and ship it too
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3 years
@EricAllixRogers @JessicaVillag Winnemac is smaller but top tier!
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I am having a good time Must increase warehouse visit frequency
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Spoke in public today, in front of 20 people, holding a microphone, and absolutely destroyed the tee shirt I was wearing
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@ashhhhhhole You deserve better. Here’s Winnie as emotional supp
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@AlexNoonan6 Family is always cool
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1 year
Impossible to overstate how awesome and kind @JasonPanzer is. Dropped into @hexclad HQ today and he made time to talk shop and show me around. @winer_danny is a fountain of knowledge, and I could listen to Brian talk ops for days. Great companies are made of great people 🍳💪
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@netflix hey this is me in this Aaron Hernandez mini series I don’t think I was “Hernandezing” pretty sure I was just being a drunk idiot thanks
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@Molson_Hart - offer to get them trained and certified to forklift. Small investment with huge returns. Bet you’re losing good possibilities because of that alone - 10 days vacation is an immediate turn off The rest is good. It’s a good job. Address the above and it’s a great job
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For 3PL new client onboarding, I’m discovering that simplicity matters more than transparency. Excited to roll out a new look for my onboarding experience
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@FreightAlley And FILMING themselves doing it in 4K....pirates lookin like a Netflix documentary out here
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@mlefaye I read this damn book to my kid at least once a week, now all I’ll be thinking of if her infidelity
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Well I just typed “ShipHero” into the Sonos app instead of “Shakira” so it might be time for the weekend @weareshiphero perhaps consider a partnership? “Ships don’t lie”
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@Estimatted I hope it will be easier to understand than this explanation. Sounds like loyalty rewards to me. And Legos.
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@gummyribs Same but mine as a red eared slider and is mean as hell
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Used to think LTL stood for "Little Truck Load" and it meant you were bookin' a short boi
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1 year
Wow - a lot of new followers recently (~5 humans, 57 p0rnbots), so here are the Noah spark notes: - spent my 20s running a baseball program for 2 to 8 year olds, went from 35 kids to 1200 every 8 weeks. Did ops, created programming, ran classes, used scheduling software, fun fun
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Solo stove rippin, thanks snoop
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@BarkyBoogz Sax makes a great sound and it just looks so cool. My dad played sax in a band called Big Daddy Sun and the Outer Planets (he was an outer planet) in the 80s
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Can't make this up. Hours after my post praising Shiphero's Shopify connection, I get this message from a client. We all love begging for more features, but let's not take for granted when something just WORKS. And Shiphero does.
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Rise and grind and enlist your toddler to help you meal prep 32 breakfast burritos happy Saturday
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I’ve got a pretty narrow niche. It’s called whatever the fuck I wanna do to try and make some money
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@_TommyMason FedEx when they see that it’s a TV
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@FreightAlley Is 2 y/o too young to start? I like this idea
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appreciate all the advise. and we’re off
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I’m going to start an ecom brand and my website is going to have store hours. 9-5 Trying to shop at 5:01pm? Tough shit come back tomorrow Holidays? Store closed Weekends? No way Lunch time? Gone fishin’ It’s called scarcity, you’re welcome
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@cameronmattis @TrungTPhan no one asked for your "data" or "facts" sir!
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Just built my first @zapier zap automating an email using html in the body and maybe something is wrong with me because the end result was a ruuuusssssssshhhh!!! ⚡️ ⚡️ ⚡️
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The COO of Good Company Ships was about to hop on a fuckin airplane with 2 units of a sku that someone at a trade show lost so the brand wouldn’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase their hero sku On her day off @stamps_miranda is certified Good. We are all witness
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@chrismeadej I’ll build this for you for $800k - save you $100k right off the bat 💪
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@bklinz I attended 5 video calls last week wearing my shirt inside out
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@sweatystartup This already exists (sort of) Private companies offer “enrichment” services to daycares. They’re hard to get approved (opposition from the parents re: cost) Space is almost always an issue as well. Coaches need to be really creative
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Post a question in the @LOSTFR8_ discord 20 minutes later get a call from @lostisreed himself with resources and support I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Reed is building something special. Get in. Tip of the (please advise) cap to you and what you’re building sir
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@landforce Got me man that’s amazing
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@FreightAlley Oooo fun read, logistics powers everything
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Ima just say it - I love what I do for work
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Trying out a standing desk today. Do I just...stand here? And work?
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@SullyBusiness Who only spends $600 / week on beer
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@TrungTPhan And then next month it snows 3 feet in that one spot
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Might fuck around and turn this into a home-fixer account with all the problems I have with this damn house
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@lostisreed The bathrooms are for warehouse employees only
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Onboarding 3 brands this week, and nothing like a crunch of requests and complexities to validate my process Anyone internally or brand facing can see all progress down to the step 💪 It works, and I am pleased
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When you see that 1pm call from your kid’s daycare you know your day is ✨ overrrrr ✨
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@SorenSpicknall Lol yes it’s true. Flip side is the train itself is much quieter since it’s always going slower
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@maxrbever RIP sweet prince, aka Sbarro
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I love how with DHL e-commerce NOBODY uses the standard service. It’s all “expedited” cuz it’s like $.20 more per order and shows up 3 weeks earlier
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Gronk..ha
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@Keally22 Did cs (and coached) for a company that taught 2-6 year olds how to play baseball. Had a dad write a sternly worded multi paragraph email that his kid “wasn’t progressing fast enough”. Sir your kid is 3
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@6figga_dilla Whitney Young!
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