Emily Faye @mlefaye Twitter profile

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Emily Faye

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3 years

My student therapist ended yesterday’s session with “well….. hang in there”

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2 years

Haven’t felt normal since the Cincinnati Zoo put out an official statement that Fiona the hippo is fucking her mother’s husband so they have her on hippo birth control

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1 year

The soda machine at amc was completely out of Diet Coke on Barbie opening night women are so powerful

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2 months

This pic is severely giving Milhouse

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I had no idea Bill was a bubble tea girlie nvmd I trust him now

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2 years

Realized why I want this Reformation dress so bad

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8 years

I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without consent.

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Emily Faye

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3 years

To be clear I didn’t think this was like bad and I’m not upset with her or anything I just thought it was kinda funny!!

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Emily Faye

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2 years

Guy behind me at the Carly Rae Jepsen show at the Greek who was comparing it to Haim at the bowl and said “probably a lot of crossover in the crowds, Haim crowd was a little younger a little more Jewish but same amount of gay” is a mathematician and a journalist to me personally

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Emily Faye

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2 years

Honestly feeling guilty for bringing up my best friend Fiona’s business like this

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Emily Faye

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2 years

god I would pull in 1924

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2 years

Miss America, 1924

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Emily Faye

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5 years

The person sitting next to me during Once Upon a Time in Hollywood actually took his shoes off and put his feet up on the seat, which is like wearing a Spider-Man costume to see Spider-Man

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Emily Faye

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3 years

Love when one Muppet gives another muppet a look like “okay what are you doing you’re being weird”

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Emily Faye

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4 years

It turns out having my hands zip-tied behind my back for 7 hours is the only way to keep me from touching my face

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Emily Faye

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2 years

Every day I vow to start saving money because of the upcoming recession and every day I spend the stupidest $50 of my life

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Emily Faye

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9 years

The only part I like about football is when they squirt water from those bottles into the player's mouths and they look like hamsters

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1 year

Pop Crave

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1 year

Zooey Deschanel and Jonathan Scott are engaged! 🔗:

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2 years

Imagine for a brief moment you are me, a simple local gal, closing up at work on a Saturday evening, opening Twitter for just one little sec and there in your replies is literal Cher today is the most important day of my life actually

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2 years

@mlefaye @oliviaayyy If it was up to me….Well Im HARD CORE …. BECAUSE I KNOW WHO THESE PPL ARE & WHAT THEY DO TO THE ANIMALS…FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY💖FK ZOOS. THEY LIE,& HIDE THE TRUTH LA

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Emily Faye

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6 years

Young adults wear backpacks now because it’s the closest we’ll ever get to owning a home. Like a snail. Or, the humble turtle.

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Emily Faye

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4 years

The gigantic rabbit I follow on instagram died are you fucking kidding me with this

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Emily Faye

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6 years

I thought this baby was a cigarette butt at first

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Emily Faye

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4 years

lmao rememembering when one of the cops when I was detained said “of course we’re not trained in this, there is no training for this, it’s completely unprecedented” just oh my god they’re all so stupid

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Emily Faye

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3 years

Everyone over 50’s fb profile photo

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Emily Faye

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4 years

absolutely under no illusions that my experience yesterday getting arrested, as a white woman matters in ~any way~, I’m honestly embrassed that my body was taken out of being useful to the protests so early on, but here are some things of note in general about yesterday:

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Emily Faye

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2 years

Why is every HBO show half in French now? I need those eyes for looking at my phone

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Emily Faye

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4 years

@Yassir_Lester I’m a nerd who’s too confident that nerds are cool now and I’m ready to be mean to some women who would’ve rejected me in high school

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Emily Faye

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8 years

It turns out that Mad Max was set in early 2017

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Emily Faye

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3 years

stand up comedians

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4 years

Good for him

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Emily Faye

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4 years

I want Biden to win SO badly and god I hate him SO much, a perfect system❤️

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Emily Faye

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9 years

Just realized that when Ice Cube's son as Ice Cube in Straight Outta Compton says he has a baby on the way he's TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF.

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Emily Faye

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4 years

Proudly showing off her knit mask full of huge holes is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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4 years

Show me your masks! Masks keep people safe and healthy. Show me yours! Ready? Go! #WearAMask

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4 years

@Yassir_Lester Hi I’m going to respond to every single one of your ig stories and I have a private account

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4 years

It’s only harmful to put politicians on pedestals but it’s extremely valid to put the Four Seasons thing on a pedestal as one of the funniest things that’s ever happened or every will happen in human history

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Emily Faye

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4 years

I was detained with the guy at the end of this with the tiny dog they wrench out of his arms. He wasn’t even a protester, he was just at the Trader Joe’s! The dog had a little service harness on!

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Emily Faye

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4 years

The cops 100% set that car on fire themselves so that they could start being violent. It happened very suddenly, in a spot where they absolutely would’ve seen someone do it, and it was an old car. Also all the other cars were parked there on purpose so they’d get smashed.

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Emily Faye

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7 years

The year is 2017 and I feel like an intellectual for watching tv without also looking at my phone.

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Emily Faye

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3 years

strong boy

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Emily Faye

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1 year

Me at Target refusing to use a basket

Science girl

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1 year

Armadillos collect leaf litter which they use to build nests inside their burrows Their unique structure makes carrying things a challenge, which they overcome by positioning leaves against their abdomen and hopping backward towards their nests.

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Emily Faye

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4 years

Oh no Ghislaine fell into a pit of alligators on her way to the courthouse

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Emily Faye

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5 years

Damn wish someone had alerted me I to the fact that I’m much hotter than my ex-boyfriend BEFORE we broke up. If you see something say something etc

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Emily Faye

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3 years

House of Gucci

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Emily Faye

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3 years

My roommate got a kitten and all Bugs wants in the world is to give her little baths

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Emily Faye

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3 years

What’s it called when you’re depressed but it’s exclusively because of the circumstances of the life you have created through your own choices and personality

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Emily Faye

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3 years

Have fun with your heroin I’m having the time of my life

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Emily Faye

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4 years

Hmm I need it

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Emily Faye

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3 years

A guy I went on two dates with this summer just commented on my hinge with the exact same line he used the first time because he literally forgot we ever met. I’m a confirmed unforgettable beauty!!!

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Emily Faye

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4 years

I told my cat that RBG died and he said “mommy, I wish I could give her 8 of my 9 lives” then he took his second human sized shit of the day

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Emily Faye

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4 years

Okay well I’m not going to lose the quarantine weight during a coup

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Emily Faye

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4 years

“1 pm” curfew in Beverly Hills means giving cops full permission to abduct or brutalize any black person who’s on the street in the richest part of LA, at any point in the day. 1 pm is in 3 1/2 hours.

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Emily Faye

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11 years

Today, I ate at a bowling alley. We were not bowling, just went there to eat. To eat at the bowling alley.

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Emily Faye

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4 years

Why is every guy on hinge rn like “oh I’m just hanging out maskless with 20 friends, I just got back from a spitting in mouths convention in Florida. hbu? Want to come to my house?”

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Emily Faye

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11 years

Chest tattoo: "Everyone hates me and they're right"

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Emily Faye

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2 years

Obviously I was also in attendance for Haim

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Emily Faye

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3 years

Me in Euphoria: wow that party sounds literally so fun but I can’t make it tonight, I have to go line up for a Kathy Griffin book signing at Barnes & Noble

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Emily Faye

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3 years

@warpwitch I’m not complaining I just thought it was funny!

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Emily Faye

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4 years

Laughing thinking about someone redesigning Jessica Rabbit in a more “feminist” style for 2020 and she’s wearing a ModCloth dress with a peter pan collar and converse and has a ponytail with bangs and is holding a book called A People’s History of Toontown

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Emily Faye

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11 years

I just sucked rainwater out of my hair to take my birth control pill on time while walking across Hawthorne Bridge. I feel unstoppable.

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Emily Faye

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4 years

They started with the batons and rubber bullets almost immediately, this was probably about 2:30pm at the latest. No one was being violent towards them. When anyone threw a water bottle or something, everyone shouted back to stop throwing shit

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Emily Faye

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8 years

That "cars kill people should we ban cars" gun argument is incoherent nonsense. Cars, amazingly, have a function other than to kill.

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Emily Faye

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10 years

There's no such thing as fake people. There are insincere people. Fake people are statues and mannequins, maybe you just don't know words.

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Emily Faye

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9 years

Jesse's girl wrote a song called "Can we please not hang out with your one friend? he creeps me out"

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Emily Faye

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6 years

Ladies, stop with the vocal fry!! Fellas, stop the with murdering your pregnant wives and girlfriends!

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Emily Faye

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1 year

When I say I’m a visual learner what I mean is I’m a dumbass

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Emily Faye

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4 years

Just learned about the QAnon conspiracy that Hollywood is obsessed with a drug that’s harvested from children’s fear... quite literally the plot of Monsters Inc.

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Emily Faye

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4 years

CPK you son of a bitch, how could you do this. I LOVED you, Greg from Succession LOVED you

LA Police Foundation

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4 years

Thanks to the generosity of our donors & @calpizzakitchen , we were able to provide meals to our LAPD heroes on the front lines over the weekend. #lapd #communitypartners #feedourheroes #saferstrongertogether #calpizzakitchen @LAPDHQ

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Emily Faye

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5 years

Taylor Swift clearly doesn’t have one single person in her life who will tell her no and I wonder if she’s killed anyone

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Emily Faye

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4 years

Someone said “this is public property” and the cop said “not anymore.” Again, no one was doing a single thing. There was a long stand off. The cops were smirking and laughing at us.

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Emily Faye

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4 years

What are all these rich ladies gonna do with their $50-$400 VOTE accessories after tomorrow

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Emily Faye

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4 years

POV you’re my farmer husband and we’ve had a terrible crop this year

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Emily Faye

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11 years

Like porn, but in the end when he cums on her face, there's some blood and they're both scared and rush to the hospital and then it's House.

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Emily Faye

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3 years

turkey’s cookin up nicely

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Emily Faye

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5 years

Elizabeth Holmes reading the Shane Dawson cat tweet

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Emily Faye

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12 years

I'll go along with you on almost anything if we're going out for food afterwards.

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Emily Faye

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9 years

There's a sign in Pirates of the Caribbean that says 'you may get wet', and it's like, I 100% will, animatronic pirates are sexy as hell.

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Emily Faye

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3 years

Pretty brutal review of my period

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Emily Faye

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4 years

I never get Postmates and that’s why I’m a homeowner at 25 😌

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Emily Faye

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10 years

*normal lull in conversation* "How much would you miss me if I died?"

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Emily Faye

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4 years

I’ll go ahead and say it since no one else will, watching that halftime show, being really hot seems fun!

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Emily Faye

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8 years

@eggywhitez you are so willfully ignorant and stupid and I'm not going to dignify that by getting into it with you, you weirdo

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Emily Faye

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5 years

a model telling a joke

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Emily Faye

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6 years

Moviepass deserves epic poems written about it like the fallen heroes of Greek mythology.

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Emily Faye

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9 years

"The world's waited long enough for another movie starring the two biggest charisma black holes working today" http://t.co/2Oba7GFzDx

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Emily Faye

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8 years

Everyone cheering on Gawker's demise is a short-sighted hack and also a fucking nerd

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Emily Faye

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4 years

Just received an email about COVID-19 from Nordstrom Rack

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Emily Faye

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6 years

@electrolemon MoviePass is the second most emotionally manipulative boyfriend I’ve ever had

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Emily Faye

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8 years

Love when a dude makes a terrible joke and I don't laugh so he says "it was a joke" cause the only possibility here is that I dont get jokes

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Emily Faye

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9 years

Can't wait til Jennifer Lawrence is 28 and David O. Russell starts casting her as Robert DeNiro's mother.

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Emily Faye

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7 years

@rgay AS IF RIHANNA CAN'T GET HER OWN DAMN BIRKIN BAGS

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Emily Faye

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4 years

They were the only ones doing any sort of violence, it was completely peaceful. When they went insane with the rubber bullets people fell back & into the Trader Joe’s lot. They came in and set up a line, ready to hurt

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Emily Faye

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9 years

Just TRY telling me this isn't your mom on vacation a couple years before she had you. It is. http://t.co/dBpQREuBdy

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Emily Faye

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2 years

This is so sad because she’s not even in the nepo baby conversation because she doesn’t do anything

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She thought she ate

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Emily Faye

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11 years

Please, don't be intimidated by me just because I can run a 13 minute mile.

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Emily Faye

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4 years

Humiliated that I want a boyfriend

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Emily Faye

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2 years

It looks like she’s his little hat this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

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Emily Faye

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4 years

Someone who literally just stopped traveling between states and gathering in groups 2 weeks ago: “it’s just so hard being the only good person, I’ve given up more than anyone and it’s been so hard :(“

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Emily Faye

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You don't need to bow to Darin, Wingstop