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@DigitalisHomo ive often felt like shopping would be more enjoyable if i was accompanied by the floating ghost of a retail worker whose pronouncements are periodically drowned out by the hellish sounds of clanking machinery as the landscape spontaneously and bewilderingly changes around me

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@seymiotics @MandoParty that's really ignorant and unfair of you. he's worked so hard on his space ship programme which is a reflection of his obsession with people dying in confined spaces in the air/space

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@christapeterso ive always enjoyed how it is essentially just a longer and more detailed way of telling someone to cheer up

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@kittynouveau just grabbed it from the gift store on his way out

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@BadMedicalTakes this is why your pancreas has a coin slot

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@kittynouveau absolutely looks the right age to have survived a death camp 90 years ago

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@guaph it's true, the worst and most unhealthy thing to do in a relationship is be honest about how you are feeling

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@mikemiIIar you cannot kill me in a way that matters

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obviously bullshit. when you hit 88mph the doors fall off

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When you hit 88mph in the Cybertruck you travel back to apartheid South Africa

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@daughter_ion this is a very charitable take on the average man's ability to follow directions

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me walking into the cubicle with the most grotesquely forced smile chanting the patient's name three times while staring them down like im exorcising a demon

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Incredible poster I found in the hospital reminding doctors to act like human beings

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@kittynouveau if you want to leave it is not heaven

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@thestuffofmemes my dick all crumpled up and making accordion sounds bc she painted a fake pussy on the outside of her clothes

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@halomancer1 more than anything else this is the most basic way to ruin everyone else's enjoyment of the game

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@angijones @yrcouncil the only representation of adult babies here is you

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@ImogenWK my mate saw a giant cleaning lady hoovering the forest canopy

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@leftistthot420 the more of these I see the more convinced I am that the xfiles revival should have pivoted to the confused older people navigating a mundane world they no longer understand trope while keeping the style and tone of the original

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@RhetoricalHype @WeAreFairCop theyre specifically upset because the child in question is non-binary

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@shaun_vids didn't baddiel spend most of 2019 talking about how jeremey corbyn was a secret fascist, but now he's happy to quote morrissey?

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@bencsmoke most surveilled city on earth, all those cctv and facial recognition cameras and they don't know how many horses are running about? what if they were terrorist horses? khan must step down

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@shaun_vids we do this every time with serial killers and every time there's the same discourse and every time there's a copycat and youd think at some point something would have changed

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@TheWapplehouse *standing really close to you in full riot armour and mirroring your every move* i am here to facilitate your first amendment activites citizen

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@dizzydoinggreat i dont think they had bikinis back then

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@JoeBillGibbo yer da takes a tape measure to spoons to measure the chips

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@aarjanistan the funniest thing about is that they've clearly been palmed off to the hospital admin team who absolutely will not give a flying one

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@broseph_stalin the women being taken out of the jeep has a huge blood stain on the seat of her trousers, i do not think it is racist to conclude in the context of her being captured by a military force that that blood is from a sexual assault

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@Narco_Polo420 "we would appreciate it if you told us if you bought this product to do crimes" welcome to the new frontier in policing

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@shaun_vids the evolution of politics in the last 30-50 years has in many ways been predicated on the idea that governments dont solve problems, they just "manage" them, in terms of minimising their social and economic damage and maximising their political utility

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@conzmoleman remember when the simpsons used to roast their guest stars instead of tugging them off

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@blewglass it is very funny to me that the video makes it look like the target was a football pitch

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years after installing the holster someone breaks into my home. i roll over in bed and grab the gun but it is jammed in the holster by a thick sediment of hair, dead skin and mini pretzel crumbs

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How do y'all feel about this?

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@quendergeer aside from anything else, what are we expecting the attitude and demeanour to be of the police who arrive after you called 999 on their mates

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@ProtonInspector imagine going to the expense of having a secret room hidden behind a book shelf and it's just a featureless concrete box with a bunch of metal storage shelves in

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@latkedelrey look some of us guys are horny for our own obliteration and thats fine

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this is what george michael gave to his lover in Last Christmas and some of you are acting like its fucked up they didnt want it

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@crulge @BrianK417 the kidney keeps the score

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@shaun_vids covid is too big for contemporary western governments to solve bc that would require the sort of technical comptency once expected of government but since replaced in favour of safe pairs of hands etc. now its about findinh a sweet spot between mass death and max profit

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@katamaridumassy Starmer: of course we are concerned about the government's plans and we call for greater transparency in their plans but at the same time some of the comments on social media have been extremely unhelpful and indefensible

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@bencsmoke really cool that this principled antiracist campaigner has the exact same take on this as the chair of britain first

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@Allisonmarie567 @Brynnecess @belugasong @EugeneLeeYang rescue breaths, if performed, should come after 30 chest compressions, with as little time off the chest as possible. this will be around every 15 seconds, rather than minutes.

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@hannnahmmarie if we are maintaining that it could be reasonably interpretated that he wants a dog lawyer, is that not still a request for legal counsel? did they demonstrate any attempt to local a dog lawyer?

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@AliceAvizandum i mean same energy

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@AliceAvizandum *royal correspondant trying to fill air time* and indeed in many ways this is actually the least dead the queen has been for some time

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@aarjanistan just the idea that any clinical staff in any hospital right now might have the time to entertain pointless theatrics like this is darkly hilarious imo

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@Arbeit_Fish @VeganFriendly_ also what do we think the israeli carpet bombing of gaza is doing to the population of wild and domestic animals, livestock etc? like in the west vegans are trying to ban fireworks bc they harm animals and these 'vegans' are dropping kilotons of military grade explosives daily

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@see_em_play_ wait till you hear about our helicopter based critical care teams who are the only pre-hospital teams able to carry out certain life saving interventions in major trauma

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@AngelaBelcamino @kenklippenstein no facial droop, no apparent limb weakness, no sudden loss of balance or co-ordination. it could be, but its not the most likely cause. could be an absence seizure, delirium, pre-syncope, all as likely and a better fit for the presentation

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@aarjanistan there's a meaningful difference between "tried to run me over" and "tried to drive away from me while I held on to the vehicle" which I suspect is going to get lost in the noise here

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@NowImNothing_ here's that guy's friends in happier times

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@Seamus_Malek aside from anything else, why do we think a population that blocks aid convoys, that sits on hillsides to cheer bombing campaigns, that covers videos of grieving mothers with likes, that dress up and sing to mock the people they see as animals are going to flinch at this image?

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@eggsrbirdfruit @AliceAvizandum doctors confirmed the queen died of being confused about pronouns, an absolutely unjust burden to place on a sweer elderly lady

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@ohshidt fuckin lucky he didn't lose his eye

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@SzMarsupial naturally you have to scroll post hundreds of blue tick accounts regurgitating republican taking points before you find the first post pointing out this is a ethnic cleansing

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@sophie_frm_mars curious as to which words women use to describe their bodies are supposedly under threat

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@flamencolambada im extremely elderly can someone explain what the problem is with putting your thinking cap on

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@AliceAvizandum me extracting surplus value: haha fuck yeah!! yes!! me realising everything solid has melted into air: this sucks waht the fuck

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@Devon_OnEarth very sceptical that any interracial cuck scenarios lead to anyone becoming racist that wasn't already kind of racist to start with

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@spargles @MaryGKeller @eka9774 are you against it because it is pseudoscience and doesn't work, or because LGBT people aren't an illness to be cured?

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@snootbrigade @MPHProject why yes i'd love to sign up to this bonus scheme which you can whittle down or cancel for literally almost any reason at any time and with no clear timescale for payments, absolutely does not sound like a scam at all

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@JFrankensteiner incomprehensible that these dudes are not passing a blunt back and forth during this interview

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@PaddyGordon @eatraelove @eimid_ the NHS is on the brink of collapse due to decades of intentional underfunding. blame politicians, not patient groups.

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@jtrebach here I am administering a salbutamol nebuliser to my COPD patient when really what needs to happen is an entire generation of business owners who got rich off British industry in the mid to late 20th century need to pay reparations for destroying the health of their employees

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@Redicnomad i always come back to how in second life you could be and create almost anything you could imagine and apart from the furries everyone was either super ripped or caked up and buying up virtual sports cars and mcmansions. just the saddest shit

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@3ameam @MarxistPikaJew @RobLibertarian @ninaturner @TheDoorOfNight doesnt really matter bc the issue here is still those type 1 diabetics whose condition cannot be treated in any way other than providing exogenous insulin

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@jonny290 begging everyone putting in exotic stairs to spend some time thinking about how the paramedics are supposed to get you out if you're taken ill upstairs

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@quendergeer "i think im being false arrested" "OK well those are real cops at your location so 🤷‍♂️"

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@jhoiras my gender is paramedic

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@postoctobrist imagining a turkish guy giving me a handjob but actually he's put a condom on me! ah but now hes going to give me a handjob. no, he's taken the condom off. ok here we go, nope that was a fake plastic hand. ok down to business. nope hes taken my cock off

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@swolecialism when you say you believe in the moon landing what you're really doing is reproducing the mindset of imperialism but no one wants to talk about that

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@Lefty_Jew why take measures to minimise risk if you arent going to totally eradicate risk im v clever btw

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@TheWapplehouse my dude packing two handguns to defend illegal parking at the circle k

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@StarTrek cmon, no contest

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@ng_ukraine azov battalion? thats these guys, right?

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@3ameam @MarxistPikaJew @RobLibertarian @ninaturner @TheDoorOfNight oh i get it you're doing a really bland and unfunny troll

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@periuspb nothing says inclusive and modern like having black people perform for an all white crowd

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@aboynamedposh if i was in a band styling itself as authentic working class punk i would simply not gush to the press about my love of gordon brown

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@cymrurouge the introduction of the concept of a "premium main" should have been the moment this country descended into lawlessness and it is a stain on our national character that we continue to tolerate it

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@tcblume @kfor @kayleeolivastv weird that you frame it as the "emotion" of losing a home and the "dangers" to the police when it was the resident that died here

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@AliceAvizandum leaving aside the idea that ambulance crews are requied to "fondle" (??????) patients, as a white cis male ambulance person who has worked in a predominantly asian muslim area for several years i have performed countless ecgs on muslim women without there being much of an issue

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@shaun_vids all I've ever wanted from this world is the ability to be an efficient worker

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@SteamboatUSA this you?

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i see we've vaulted past the point of the cass review being a brilliant piece of unassailable science to being smol bean research that it is very mean and bullying to criticise in any way

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@AliceAvizandum along with the idea that muslim families insist we remove our boots on entering their homes, its one of the great racist myths about muslims that at its root assumes that adherence to islam is so inherently fanatical that it supercedes any practical considerations

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@TPGRoberts extremely funny imo that this is gb news' core audience and that sunak clearly has no idea what these people believe. he's just out there thinking he can wander into the twilight of politics for his own advantage completely unprepared to encounter the others lurking there

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@AliceAvizandum what stage of capitalism is it when the financial times starts to realise that capitalism is bad

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@nesterists i mean not even all ambulance staff will agree on this but in reality it makes little to no difference what your genitals are in the context of emergency care. drug doses, tube sizes etc are based on body weight, what tests might be influenced by sex, ie some very niche ECG and

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@weinercasanova @punished_cait hans ghoulman

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@kittynouveau my general manager is so happy bc he knows a scab when he sees one

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@_CRASHBOX is that some kind of secret signal to make the cigarette smoking man let himself into my apartment to give me clues about how to talk to women

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@shaun_vids it blows my mind that so much of the population frequently holidays in countries with objectively better and cheaper infrastructure and never thinks "why cant we have this"

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@StarTrek hope there's a Q snap that removes this garbage from canon

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@PlanningShit @alanwdenyer

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@griffonatrix @benner @AliceAvizandum if i ever make it to the international space station i swear on life i am smuggling a printed copy of this tweet up there like they did with james doohan's ashes

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@erasmusNYT you fucking did this

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@SzMarsupial 'good morning' makes men gay, gay men make gay sex, gay sex makes good mornings,

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@papasombra enjoyed being told by my GP at 19 years old that actually they didnt believe in seasonal affective disorder and i (19, NEET, chronically anxious and depressed but worse in winter) should cheer myself up by buying some new clothes and going on holiday somewhere sunny

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@AliceAvizandum love to get a new set of pronouns from the nail salon

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