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4 years

I want what this guy has

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My 5 yo just brought me this drawing he did and I asked him what is it and he said it’s the back of the incredible hulk’s head l

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this is art

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been looking for this for awhile lol

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remembering the time I got blocked by raisins on my old account and wrote them a letter asking forgiveness and it worked

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don’t mind if I do

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I tried this but I still miss my me-maw

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me trying to find a parking spot at Kroger on Christmas Eve: “holy shit, look at all these fucking idiots trying to go to the grocery store on Christmas Eve”

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just picked up an authentic philly cheesesteak

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does a perfect tweet exist?

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2 years

gonna start putting these on random cars

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What’s y’all’s favorite tweet of ALL TIME?

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3 years

can someone tell me if this is a good deal?

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Jizz Johnson

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2 years

It wasn’t easy, but I jacked off to this

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Imagine you and ur wife dedicate your bodies to science and this is how they do y’all

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brits have to find a batshit insane thing that this one person does to justify a batshit insane thing that every one of them does

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2 years

the real HR leader is out here living his best life not giving a single shit

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imagine a girl taking her pants off for the first time and you see this

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it’s friday

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me when my wife is trying to watch tv

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if I ever get a dui this is the first guy I’m calling:

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lol

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Roll Tide

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4 years

5’7” guys when they finally get a girlfriend

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it’s friday

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lol

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i don’t even have cats, what the fuck is this

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my favorite screenshot from this cursed website

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that’s what I thought

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lol

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4 years

my wife had a breast reduction, and then had kids, and now they’re as big as they were before, if not bigger. which is proof that God has a plan.

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this happened to me one time

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lol

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3 years

Thankfully I was able to find this myself, no thanks to the raisins that left me on read!

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I’ve been reminded that he actually turned 6 last week. This was cute stuff when he was 5 but now I’m just embarassed. He needs to grow up

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3 years

just blocked my girl on everything. I have 10 mins before she notices. is there anyway I can fuck you

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Check out my latest Vlog: My Wellness & Weight Loss Journey

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Hell yeah I’m LGBT: Loving Girls’ Big Titties

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lol

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it’s friday

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me pushing out a six inch diameter keto turd

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I decided Kumail Nanjiani looks like Thwomp on Rainbow Road

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it wasn’t easy but i did manage to jack off to this

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please watch this Narcan training video

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When I lived in Nashville I had a buddy and we would get drunk and ride around and whenever we saw somebody walking down the street alone he would slam on his brakes and yell THERE HE IS GET THAT SON OF A BITCH and 75% of the time that person would take off running

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girls with B cups about to hook up:

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me eating pussy

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soup’s on, get it while it’s hot

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socks, but for titties

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it’s friday

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me driving down me driving back to the lake home on Sunday Friday night: night knowing I have to work tomorrow:

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imagine being America’s greatest fighter pilot, receiving many awards, including a medal of honor and this is the image search results people get when they google your name

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He got too greedy and went in for the 4th ass sniff

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me at Kroger waiting on a fresh rotisserie chicken:

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i finally become a man today

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*booing the other parents’ kids at the piano recital whenever they hit the wrong key or are visibly nervous and shaky

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had my first original thought:

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my 5yo son had a girl walk up to him at school and ask him if he had a girlfriend and he said “yeah, you.” and now he has a girlfriend. never been more proud

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My mom and dad whenever they see a painting they like

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@NoitsDeadstroke @JustinWhang I like to think they let the shareholders vote

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never going back to this gym

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@exMalwa not a care in the world

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looks like shit

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I made this vase:

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me going back into work tomorrow after having the last two weeks off:

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👩‍🦳 ( o ⅄ o) ) . ( ( Y ) dm me if you look like this

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today I got an alert from my security system that I got a package but it was a fatass stray cat that was sunning on my doorstep

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@digitaldan_ beat you to it

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I woke my kids up and told them school was starting back today and made them get dressed and come downstairs for breakfast and then when they got down here I told them April Fools. One of them is crying

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it’s friday

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you’re telling me that one of these motherfuckers killed steve irwin?!

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turned out that this guy was dead

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found a janitor in the building asleep on a garbage can today. he was standing next to it and slumped over it, just asleep. I didn’t even wake him up. I was just impressed

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imagine wanting to get a fresh cut and your barber is wearing this

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4 years

People don’t call their kids Bob or Bill anymore. It’s sad to think that one day soon the last Bob will die and there won’t be anymore Bobs.

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