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laura madeline cavegift - 27 - she/it - words/games/bdsm - @halospit πŸ–€ - priv @femborzoi - 18+only, sometimes nsfw, usually gross. pfp by @itslittletunny πŸͺž

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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
this vehicle is driving me insane. it’s like i’m being inflicted with bloodborne frenzy
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
just met a trans boy named zagreus. this is not a drill
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
thinking about when i worked at a bookstore and we got a whole box of cheap Dracula hardcovers that inexplicably credited the author β€œBRAM STROKER”
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
great. this is gonna be great
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
8 months
damn girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and i cannot speak coherently when you go down
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
10 months
i block so quickly now. i’m tired. i’m an old king. this jester does not amuse me. off with their head.
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
its so funny how better call saul is just like "here's all the cool shit these characters did years before some dumb asshole fucked it all up for everyone"
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
10 months
i told my boyfriend i needed to start using baby powder on my thighs to keep them from rubbing together now that i've gained weight and he looked like he was about to pass out
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
8 months
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
8 months
They got Skinamarink coming up on Hot Ones this season
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
women when they see me
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1 year
found this pathetic thing in the woods. it smells. i’m going to try to save it
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
Frasier, or β€œCheers Shippuden” as it’s known internationally,
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
11 months
age regressing is so funny dude. im so fucking mad, im going to become eight years old. about this
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
friends are joking about producing a film about euthanizing me like a dog and burying me in the woods and i have to act like it’s not making me so horny that i’m going insane
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
4 months
β€œthey’re woobifying my favorite character” that sucks dude. meanwhile i’m here β€œwombifying” him. so i can get him pregnant
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
8 months
nobody does it like him
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
8 months
i need more nonhuman skeleton enemies. like the big dog thing in the tomb of the giants in dark souls. what was up with that guy
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
prophecy fulfilled. thank you bottoms
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
let her solo me,
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
when the goth mommy domme i met at the bar is finally sick of me sitting on her bed talking about the differences between the various grades of gundam plastic model kits and the thematic intent behind each
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
have to stress that this is good. when a trans boy is kind of cringe it means nature is healing
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
got introduced as a dog to someone tonight and they immediately went β€œpuppy!!!! hi puppy!!” and started scritching my head and under my chin and that’s how everyone should say hello to me from now on
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
5 years
tabletop games like pathfinder let you reckon with complex questions, like β€œwhat if a polite boy offered you cheese”
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
walter white is basically like a dark souls player character the way that he just kills a bunch of sad old schmucks who are declining from a peak he will never understand
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
the combo confederate/palestinian flag is throwing me through such a loop
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
10 months
i think i… i think i hau… [my face contorts, then flattens into an unreadable stone visage] no. i’m ready to be honest. i’m horny
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
11 months
that’s right, apple. there’s no substitute for it
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 month
@kitskoonk she’s watching porn while playing disgaea
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
when the grindr twink i invited over finishes the sixth glass of water i’ve given him and i stand between him and the door into the bathroom
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
10 months
(positive)
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
8 months
i’m not β€œeasily manipulated” i just like it. i can stop being manipulated whenever i want
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
I JUST MET A TBOY WHO NAMED HIMSELF β€œLELAND” AFTER THE TWIN PEAKS CHARACTER ?
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
10 months
what was she cooking
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
9 months
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
9 months
so do you all hate yourselves and other trans women or what
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not to be dramatic but if i were put in the wife’s position id murder-suicide for SURE
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
get him boys !!!!!
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
3 years
It's noticed your presence.
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
11 months
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
9 months
I May Not Be Able To Fix Her But If She Was To Accidentally Kill Me In A BDSM Scenario I Think She Would Become A Better Person In The Process Of Covering Up My Death And Grieving Me
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
11 months
sorry for heart reacting every message you send me. its because i love you
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
8 months
most transbian thing i ever did was skip family christmas to lounge in bed w my poly triad and then have none of us be on speaking terms with each other before the end of the next year
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
frottagecore?? yeah baby we’re are lincoln our logs
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
anyone ever consider how gorgeous and perfect and soft my tummy is
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
would you hit from the eraserhead baby pipe
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
learning now that this is mostly grooming
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
3 years
every trans girl has a more popular online trans girl in their dms
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
realizing my parents are using the same model of shock collar for their dogs as got used on me last weekend
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
10 months
are you a girltwink or do you just have trouble with calling yourself a woman for dysphoria reasons
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
9 months
when i took this picture i wasn’t strong enough to appreciate this concept yet
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
trans4cis lesbian relationships in fiction are my lifeblood. a girl getting another girl pregnant. what’s not to love
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
hey anyone else remember how elden ring had a gorgeous transgender four-armed doll as the best character
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
maybe the most death threats i’ve gotten for a single post
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
when the goth mommy domme i met at the bar is finally sick of me sitting on her bed talking about the differences between the various grades of gundam plastic model kits and the thematic intent behind each
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
practicing nonverbal communication (grabbing my boyfriend by the hips and holding him down and biting him as hard as i can and growling)
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
you know he gooned like crazy in here
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
frotting with a girl is so important but frotting with your transmasc boyfriend is just as important
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
one important thing to remember about sex is that it’s primarily insanely cringe
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
trance is real but people mostly use it for driving on the highway or achieving inner peace instead of its intended purpose (weird and irresponsible gay sex)
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
just got sent this post and i want to be soup so bad
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
11 months
girlfriend caned me until i was limp and whimpering but the thing that actually made me start sobbing was when she started telling me i was pretty near the end
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
11 months
πŸ”πŸŸ’
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
sometimes have trouble relating to other trans women bc of the deep connection i have w/ the little gay boy i used to be. you were a woman the whole time? cool! there’s a boy in my heart who cried at night for reasons he could never articulate abt how he felt abt his best friend
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
@pseudonymjones boneouns….
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
9 months
I’M LEARNING SO MUCH
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
not interested in β€œboygenius.” show me, β€œboypenius”
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
i bring sort of a β€œpuppy!!!!!!!! :D!!!!!!” vibe to the group social setting that makes everyone adore me and fall in love with me and kiss me and touch me and fuck me
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
10 months
still making these
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
10 months
piloting an armored core is littlecoded btw. yeah ive got an β€œattitude control system” it’s called my fucking blankie
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
artists posting porn on here unceasingly like the band playing the most beautiful music on the titanic
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
@SYLVIBULLET please understand i have an insane weakness for cringe bottomy transmascs like zagreus from the video game hades and neon white from the video game neon white and i guess karkat too? i havent read homestuck
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
jealous of the people who get to go to bed almost every night with their wife while i only get to go to bed with their wife when they’re out of town
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
11 months
very funny to realize i went from defiantly exclaiming β€œi refuse to be treated like a fucking toy” while breaking up with my partners to being a woman’s posable maid doll every saturday within a span of two months
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
3 years
de-normalize sucking cock. i want it to seem cooler and more transgressive
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
9 months
hypnosis is a really hot fantasy for me specifically because it constructs a fiction in which it takes effort and time to make me act like a huge dumb slut
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
does anyone remember a short tumblr comic series about a girl who tried to transform into a super-powerful monster, but her body was too frail and weak to fully metamorphosize? she ended up a limp and inconsolable half-beast in a basement, cared for by a girl who loved her deeply
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
10 months
@mostdumbassed ❀️❀️ as much as i love being a soft little lamb i think it might be fun to try getting some muscle bulk underneath this
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
cucking isnt real. if my friend fucked my wife i would give them a high five
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
@bloodberry_tart having to sit in the cuckseat on my polycule bed
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
β€œthe creators of house made a show about an autistic doctor” yeah it’s fucking called house
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
β€œdo you ever stop posting like this. where’s your off button” it’s at the back of my throat and you have to hit it 100 times in a row for it to work
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
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theyre asking if im ok with them being plural and im like yea baby im a
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
10 months
@GetGianni good luck singing countless worlds into being like the Ainur of Eru IlΓΊvatar
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
so cool how, with the proper precautions and baroque kink layering, a boy and a girl can be a gay couple
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
dolls using t-gel when they’re about to top is a skill they learned when they got a bunch of gold pine resin right before the taurus demon in dark souls
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
10 months
i keep forgetting that straight people in love can have autism. that rocks honestly
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
[making small talk] so are you a "cut off airflow" person or a "cut off bloodflow" person? or is it just the feeling of a hand on your throat?
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
23 days
β€œi’m a girl” feels so good when someone asks your pronouns
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1 year
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
it’s frustrating to be too sweet and too perfect to ever be hatefucked
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
11 months
pissed off watching venture time with my stuffy and eating garlic butter rice
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
11 months
i think i hauve gender dysphoria
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
29 days
β€œdomestic wlw” i want industrial wlw. i want cramped cage meat factory wlw
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
learning now that this is mostly grooming
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
5 months
does anyone have images of an animal mid-jump so i can put translation gizmos on them. its a hobby
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
11 months
girlfriend is basically forcefemming me (making me feel prettier and better about myself, and more comfortable considering myself a woman more often)
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
we make jokes about hot girls being built like mewtwo but this fails to consider a bunch of pokemon scientists DESIGNED mewtwo to have huge hips and a pixar mom dumpy on purpose
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
thanks to you assholes i can’t say i want to be a sweet big sister to an adult woman, one often older than me, without it sounding immediately like a sex thing; as opposed to slowly revealing over the course of months of genuine service and care that it’s a sex thing
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
9 months
@basic_chanel okay. i hope you have a good day and feel better about yourself sometime
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
adjusting my work-wife balance (quitting my job to hang out with my girlfriend)
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
t hey should make a new kind of wife that kills you
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
1 year
the waiter recognized me from twitter and immediately started bullying me. i’m tipping double
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
2 years
as a fan of chess and CNC, i love it when my gf subjects me to a forced mate
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
14 days
what the hell is she talking about
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laura β€œπŸ’–β€ cavegift
11 months
we all talk about girltwinks all the time but honestly i would really prefer to hang out with a girlbear if there are any around
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