@dreamer_drmr
I was in a crystal shop and someone said she would look up the spiritual properties of lapis lazuli and go halfway before realizing it was Lapis Lazuli's superpowers she was reading
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pic is kinda crazy when you think how finn's kid is holding an alternate baby version of his father while talking to another alternate female version of him
YALL!!!! So I put ‘INFINITY TRAIN ’ as my name in Starbucks and the barista yelled ‘SOMEONE WITH TASTE?!?’ And I said ‘YESS! THATS ME!’ And then everyone around me started to sing ‘Running Away (Extended)". Omfg im crying 😭😭
@sativadiva1997
The first and only time I had an edible I had too much and spent the next two hours crying bc the squirrels outside live in a world that's terrifying for squirrels. And then I was crying bc the person crying for squirrels felt like a role I played as an actor. And then the actor
@cursedeviIs
I can't tell which version I hate worse, toxic relationship or they aren't actually dating and the "gf" just has 0 understanding of boundaries
@Chadwick_Moore
White gays are privileged enough to not trash a holiday celebrating freedom from slavery (which is not a new holiday), even though black queers are where we got pride month
Terfs hate any woman that's not a dainty femme white girl. Never forget that their "feminism" is superficially based on appearances, upholding white supremacy, and limiting personal expression
@racecard_driver
Honestly it'd be awesome to work in the wall because it discourages them from trying to start some argument lmao customer service kills souls
@disneyprincejk
@coutfz
@micasa30
@NUNACARROT
Yeah Americans invented smoking and they certainly do not have cigarettes in Korea where the air is crisp and fresh and smells like lavender and vanilla /s
@reddhotriot
I remember my dad saying he'd be home late bc he had to kill people before they killed him and it was never brought up since so idk if he was dead panning or has a secret life or if he has delusions