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@racecard_driver

4 years

im in zoom class w ur girl, telling her "no, i think that's a great point" every time she ends a comment with "i dont know if that makes sense"

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no hate but every cup does that

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Pythagorean Cup, also known as a Greedy cup, is made to spill it's contents of too much liquid is poured in

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3 years

if your roommates are always saying "we have a mouse problem" instead of "we have a mouse opportunity," you need to upgrade your circle ☝️☝️🔑

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10 months

the girlies from the women’s bathroom sign are outtt on the town tonight

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4 years

my favourite thing about higher education is how unbiased it is

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3 years

threesomes shouldn't only be for sex you should be allowed to join in on another couple's arguments if u want

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4 years

you need nine

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2 years

what if Murakami was a totally normal dude and it was just his English translator who was really weird about women

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2 years

french girls outside the club hyping each other up saying "t'as bien compris l'assignmenttt." what a people.

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1 year

ooh thank you i never thought of it that way

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4 years

[23 yr old brooklyn comedian]: omg guys my sink is leaking and i just b*nged an ugly guy [u guys, quote tweeting] lmaoooo ok isn't this the bitch whose dad is a regional head of supply chain management at costco wholesale incorporated

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1 year

white ppl will tell u some shit like “my cat is named prozac” and then u have to be like omgg no wayy that’s so iconic

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8 months

@the_valued @batko_anarkhiya if i stopped being willfully obtuse i’d have nothing left to tweet

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7 months

based on your search of "700-163," you may also be interested in: 700-164

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4 years

normally id promote something here but investors don't seem to agree with my methods of doing business

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2 years

my aunt in india's neighbourhood milkman has responsed to the selling-watered-down-milk allegations by personally bringing his cow door to door on a leash and milking it in front of his customer's homes

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4 months

this is the kind of thing i feel more comfortable liking now that likes are private

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4 years

@twoheadedgrrl you are a beautiful daughter who stands tall with all the pride of her ancestors – don't let yourself be silence d

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4 years

look how they sucked off my boy

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4 years

@clownesvanzandt @caseymerwin history buff + overly ambitious megalomaniac = pretty much the worst possible personality

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4 years

some people just aren't cut out for the big leagues

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8 months

i’m sorry is this not racist as hell ??

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4 years

@Cnut_real my dad is the regional head of supply chain management at costco wholesale incorporated and he buys me favs on twitter

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2 years

one time i asked my mom how her best friend gets the paneer to be so soft in all her dishes and she said "why don't you go ask her yourself. and ask her to be your new mom while you're at it."

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@racecard_driver

3 years

sir, ma'am... the surgery was a success.. y9u are now punjabi

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@racecard_driver

4 years

wow this bliew up ! check out the space under your bed for monsters ! check out a book from your local library ! check out the fuckingn gnawing void infesting your soul that you try not to address by looking at tweets instead !

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4 years

@Latedawn_ the names mother, immigrant mother

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julian casablancas is so 365 party girl the way he attended my friend’s former roommate’s undergrad halloween house party in hamilton, ontario in 2019

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10 months

if you wait too long to light ur scented candles the essential oils will evaporate !!! if you save ur expensive spices for a special occasion they will lose their flavour !! everything is moving all the time !!!

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2 years

babies and pets won't admit it but it can actually be so fun to sit in a hot car

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2 years

@tonyjballas good to know that the Murakami they're reading in Japan is even more perverted lol

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3 years

look at the french term for ASMR and tell me we don't have to do something about these people

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3 years

@pleas4nt or you have the option to join 1-on-1-on-1 and defend a completely unrelated stance from the two ppl already in the argument

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1 year

met a former ojibwe chief a couple weeks ago who also happens to have the best linkedin page i have ever seen

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4 years

really glad this punchline worked bc i had no idea which one to choose

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2 years

their voices have been echoing in my head since Saturday

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4 years

@as_a_vegetarian how is the dad of every annoying woman public knowledge on here. bro do u even know what ur own dad does for a living

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4 years

@robert_mariani my degree actually says "major in being unbiased" on it, believe it or not

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2 years

this is exactly what i would answer if you asked me what i thought tiktoks made by elementary school students would be about

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2 years

to clarify my aunt doesn't live in a village or anything. this guy had to haul his cow through the busy streets of a mid-sized city

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4 years

@daveewave no im racecard_driver

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3 years

my landlord won't let us take our phones out at the dining table and gets mad at us if we don't excuse ourselves before leaving the meal

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8 months

ppl w palestine flag in display name talking about how the country is full of rapists like am i going crazy ??

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2 years

saturday night my uncle got extremely drunk and singled me out in front of the whole family to say, "you know what I like about her? she drinks so much water. I see her refilling her bottle 3, 4 times a day. all the time she's drinking water.that's so good for you. it's so good."

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@racecard_driver

3 years

you can speed in a school zone the children don't mind

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4 years

@as_a_vegetarian im tired of hiding my quebecois side i was proudly french canadian for like 3 years of my life

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@racecard_driver

3 years

it's pretty much fine to not own a 3 hole punch so long as you are in possession of power tools and a hustler mindset 💪🏼

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3 years

the unimaginable horror of being out in public with a guy who has "outfits"

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1 year

@dollarbillbluez oh no… that means there are more cats out there named prozac than i originally could have even imagined

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3 years

me showing up to microcourt after being the victim of a microaggression

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1 year

she's always talking like this btw

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3 years

[not really having an observation but wanting to make a comment] college girls and their water bottles ...

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1 year

your midwestern bf is driving you around his hometown. he says "that was my favourite place to buy lunch in high school." he is pointing at a hospital. he is not joking.

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4 years

the womb is pretty much the only place where they'll let you eat your twin

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1 year

today i was on a train passing through germany and i helped this old lady get her suitcase and she pulls out her phone and starts typing something into google translate (im assuming “thank you”) then she shows me her screen and it says “why dont you speak german”

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🇩🇪🤡 Who said Germans didn't have a sense of humour? This journalist is annoyed that foreigners don't learn German in Berlin, calling them "arrogant" and... ... "also a form of colonialism" 🤦‍♀️

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3 years

we have nothing to eat but food itself

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3 years

you're laughing? there was a deep miscommunication between two characters that is causing them to act in a manner confusing to their peers and you're laughing?

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3 years

no downtown core is complete without a giant mural that says smth like "how do YOU play" and no one has any idea what the fuck it's talking about

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4 years

from what i gather, male friendship is all about pretending you'd fuck the faceapp girl version of all ur homies even if they're homely at best

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3 years

your results may vary

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2 years

chips mademoiselle Vickie's

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@racecard_driver

1 year

the juxtaposition is rly funny between a person trying to cultivate an effortlessly glamorous aesthetic and then obviously being neither of those things

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1 year

when you see someone recording just walk behind the camera or wait literally ten seconds, if you can't do this then you don't deserve to be part of a civilized society

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3 years

doing investigative journalism

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4 years

men are obsessed w making their bitmojis look weird and depriving themselves of the joy of having a little guy who looks like you

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@racecard_driver

3 years

fans of drinking poison but not dying will love the refreshing taste of alcohol

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2 years

white guys when you show them ur boobs for the first time: 🫣

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3 years

some 11k-follower tv writer will tweet "men would literally rather die in a fire than date a confident woman" and a 50yr old will reply "my relationship has never been like that. but unfortunately not many people are my wife. I was married for 35 years my Jen died last January"

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4 years

@jenkemsommelier [barack, looking jealously at the 8 women twerking on you] oh come on ... you don't need 8, do you?

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@racecard_driver

5 months

[can i hit your vape voice] hey man can i hit ur kid

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4 years

yeah dude ive been obsessed w this new type of therapy it's called going sleepymode. it's called going beddy-bye time.

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3 years

new tweet format dropping 🔜

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8 months

the sort of stuff ppl will openly say the moment they realize there won’t be repercussions. makes me feel insane

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5 years

@notviking fergaliciously, for the "sometimes y" home run

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3 years

personally i don't think anyone wouldve noticed covid happening if those doctors hadn't brought it up

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3 years

you motherfuckers would eat it up if i tweeted "havign a beer" but im not. im having something that tastes like cucumbers and is getting me trashed

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4 years

@NeedDomeASAP thank you this was physically painful to write

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4 years

if a mcdonalds has two floors it's an acceptable date night location

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3 years

ill unlike a cute cat picture if i notice the account name is smth like Images That Will Brighten Your Day and Make You Smile. ill unsmile too. you're not the boss of me

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@racecard_driver

4 years

@mattrainis i get it. sometimes money's tight and you don't have enough singles to throw. it's important to live within your means

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2 years

just saw what i think was a freelance crossing guard

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4 years

that one girl tweeted like "small dicks😍😍>>>>>" and overnight she got 18k followers. men were venmoing her hundreds of dollars a day

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4 months

@lembalm9 i have to carefully curate the image of myself that the rest of the world gets to perceive otherwise something very bad will happen

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3 years

one thing about white ppl is they're gonna wear their lil pajamas today

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4 years

heres a thread of celebrities that bubonic plague-partied and who i will be unstanning (1/???) Piers Gaveston, 1st Earl of Cornwall. Royal Balls Attended: 3 Margaret of Cleves, Countess of the Marck Royal Balls Attended: 5

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1 year

two sentence horror story due at midnight or else scary monster will eat me. it’s 11:59PM and i have nothing.

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3 years

every group has that one homie who inspects ur plate to make sure u finished all ur veggies

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3 years

spotify is fed up

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@racecard_driver

2 years

no two 24 year old men look the same age

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3 years

it's not TOXIC to have ur bfs location on ur phone it's FUN to watch the little dot go around

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3 years

proud of myself

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1 year

i will be positively ill if i cannot see my Advertisements

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2 years

girls will get a laptop thats two thousand dollars just to use it to google "thick hair layers" "thick hair hairstyles 2022" "shag haircut"

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2 years

anyways. thinking fondly of my mother as i soak the cubed paneer in boiled water for 30 minutes before squeezing and incorporating it into my palak paneer.

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