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Tumblr was such an insane era. Just a bunch of 14-year-olds learning graduate level gender and sexuality discourse from people with usernames like tac-hoe-belle

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Imagine spending your entire childhood waking up early, traveling, competing, developing eating disorders, all just to get into Juilliard to become a professional dancer, and then you end up being a backup dancer at the Canva corporate employee summit’s tech rap battle number

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This is Lin-Manuel Miranda’s fault

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I actually do have something to promote. Look at my toad

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3 years

Also, wait, one more thing to promote—from the side, my toad looks like a little cat face

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@sixsarahsix It stresses me out when my friends are like “Look he was the FIRST person to watch my story” because I’m like… that’s probably just indicative of a screen addiction

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Also since this is attracting a very tumblr crowd for obvious reasons—don’t worry, she can get out of there. She just likes to sit there. She’s comfy. Let her rest

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4 years

Ppl are so weird about a $15 minimum wage like... name one actually useful daily item you can buy for under $15 at this point. Call me crazy but I feel like after creating revenue for an hour you should have made enough to buy a 5-pack of socks at Kohl’s or perhaps even a meal

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@theashleyray Taught/tutored Gen Z for most of my brief 5-ish year teaching career but my final teaching gig was a summer program of 11/12 year olds in 2022. That summer program ended in July. I had a new job in a completely different field by August.

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3 years

@Variety Glad to see Mike Richards doing what executive producers do best: ramming the final nail into the coffin of a great show instead of, oh, I dunno, making a very obvious and simple good decision

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10 months

I just KNOW this woman’s dog grooming business has a solid 4.5 star Yelp rating

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10 months

They were hyping Linda up at the Beyoncé concert in Nashville!

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3 years

@awesomewithaq I’m sorry. I’m 26. It’s like how the Narnia kids couldn’t go back into the wardrobe at a certain point

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@PrettyLittleWTF @sixsarahsix Didn’t watch my story? Playing hard to get

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2 years

First time in Sedona as an adult and I gotta say Sedona is a total flop. The food is lame and everything is $28 and nothing opens until 11am and oh my god why are all of these restaurants SEAFOOD restaurants in THE MIDDLE OF ARIZONA

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On a separate note, I’m hanging out with a guy and he just told me he never listened to Hamilton because by the time his curiosity was piqued Hamilton had become cringe. The year is 2024, but he’s stuck in a car with me tomorrow. Should I

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I do feel like Hamilton, like most musicals, is something you gotta just suck it up and listen to. So I am very much in favor of forcing him to listen to Hamilton even though I would be more than happy to never hear Hamilton again (I was a history teacher in 2017)

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My [60M] Supreme Court Justice appointees [55M, 82M, 56M, 64M, 49F, 71M] are ruling in a way I find unreflective of the electorate even though it is completely reflective of their individual beliefs, which is why I appointed them. Help!

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I signed the 15-week law as Governor because it is thoughtful conservative policy, and an approach to this very sensitive issue that Arizonans can actually agree on. The ruling today is not the outcome I would have preferred, and I call on our elected leaders to heed the will of

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@hollowearthterf Cut your child support payments INSTANTLY by using this ONE SIMPLE TRICK (having 50/50 custody of your own goddamn children)

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@theashleyray Would like to add this was a program for “gifted” kids who took my class specifically to prep for the entrance exam for elite high schools in a top 5 US city. They were studying for a test 1-2 years in advance. These were ostensibly the “good” kids and they were still nightmares

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@SeanTheNerdd Samesies—young republican turned embittered progressive thanks to… the Sonic the hedgehog fandom, mostly 🥲

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@retraCtheJD Fiesta Mall was our nuclear test site tbh

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7 months

@Yas_Mansoori @theashleyray Complete lack of respect/ability to follow instructions. It was like they were impervious to discipline. Normally you give a kid a stern look and they stop. Not so with this crew.

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@theashleyray (And I put “gifted” and “good” in quotes there because I don’t agree with that mindset at all, but my point is these kids had super involved parents, opportunities, wealth, consistency, extracurriculars, community… and they were STILL The Worst I Ever Taught)

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@wolktress It’s Papi Steak’s three and a half stars on Yelp for me

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4 years

@huyser4 @KenJennings She’s Catholic the same way Bill Paxton’s character on Big Love is LDS

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5 months

Turns out asking women to ruin their lives and bodies for a guy who can’t be trusted not to let the baby suffocate while he plays video games isn’t doing wonders for the birthrate

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5 months

This does not augur well for our family future. Only a minority of today’s young women w/o kids (of whom there are more & more) want to be parents someday. New @pewresearch :

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3 years

Ppl keep QTing/replying to/DMing me about this to let me know that wasn’t graduate level. Sorry my tweet featuring a pun on “Taco Bell” and “hoe” isn’t providing a realistic evaluation of the academic rigor of Superwholockians who identified as demisexual otherkin 😔

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@okimstillhungry @JustinWhang Every time I go to Trader Joe’s and come back with like two jars of pickles and a frozen flatbread and a couple microwave dinners I’m like, “Ugh, I really need to dial in and cook more” and then I see pics like this and I’m like, oh ok, microwave chicken and rice isn’t that bad

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@drquinngyn Hey now, it removes the toxic anxiety of wondering if I’m pregnant or not

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My bday is 9/10, so 9/11 ruined my 6th birthday, obvi, and my family’s fave story is when nobody wanted to play with me and my new toys the day after my birthday I angrily demanded, “Who did this?!” like I was gonna take out Osama myself bc nobody wanted to play horsies with me

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My mom’s baby book from when my brother was born. He was born on 9/12/2001 😭😂

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In high school I went to the bathroom to cry bc I had just been told my estranged father wouldn’t send his tax forms for the need-based financial aid for my dream college and a lady-janitor found me and said, “Come here, mamma’s got you” and I cried on her for like 20 minutes

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Do you ever randomly think about someone from your past and think, “I hope you’re well, wherever you are”?

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I can’t imagine not being from Arizona. Like, I have spent my life taking for granted that I’m from a really cool state with a beautiful natural landscape and a unique culture and perspective and aesthetic. Imagine being from like, Ohio. I’d be ashamed of myself

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4 years

@indudigital So glad y’all came through with a social media platform allowing for cringe behavior that meets and even exceeds the MySpace behavior of millennials

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3 years

@MiniMeowArt Her name is Hannibal! I found her and her sisters when they were tadpoles. They were in a puddle along an ATV trail so I chugged my drink and scooped them up. I originally had 10 tadpoles in that cup, so you can probably guess why I named her Hannibal. Here she is a month ago:

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@ClueHeywood Yeah they always follow it up with “…because I take issue with the fraught history of American sports using bodies of color for entertainment, and how that intersects with class and culture in the modern landscape is disheartening” and it’s like man I’m just here to have a drink

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10 months

Can’t believe this is how Kyrsten Sinema launched her campaign

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10 months

I’M SORRY, WHAT!?

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@probablyalissa People who love to be like “you’re not lazy!” are either a) overachievers who feel lazy when they get that report in a day late or b) millennial “gifted kids” who need to believe that this isn’t a work ethic issue. The former are fine. The latter get fired. (I have been both!)

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1 year

I feel for Jonah Hill, I really do. I always used to plead with my ex to stop being friends with women who are in unstable places from his wild recent past and he’d always be like, “I told you not to talk about my mother like that”

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@probablyalissa @celboyrealism “ROYALTIES” LMAO The brokest people you know (financially AND spiritually) demanding each other’s last $25 is crazy

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7 months

@hollowearthterf IMO it’s an impulse control and self-regulation issue. If you can’t put your phone down for 15 seconds to bring your GF toilet paper or swing by Circle K on the way home for a little snack, you can’t be trusted not to seek short term pleasure in other, more violent ways

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3 years

Of all the things I loathe about this woman, the fact that she dresses like Ryan from High School musical is the main one

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3 years

Kyrsten Sinema, the Senate’s most colorful member, posts a pic of herself on instagram rocking a “F*** Off” ring & sipping what looks like Sangria

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I actually believe that Kate Middleton has cancer, but I also believe she is getting divorced, because divorcing your wife is like the first thing men do when their wife gets cancer

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1 year

“Did you watch the new John Mulaney special yet” is “are you a friend of Dorothy” for annoying women

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2 months

@hollowearthterf The funniest thing about this line of thinking is that it’s just, like, patently untrue. It’s a cinematic plot, not reality. It’s like telling an 8th grader “when you get to high school, you better be ready for all the jocks that are gonna give you a wedgie between classes”

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@JessicaValenti I read this book when I was a 16 year old girl feeling rebellious in Catholic school and it permanently changed my life and worldview for the better—thank you forever and ever

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1 year

Someone in Gilbert, Arizona (population 273k) is listening to this song and nodding along thinking it applies to them and their house looks like this

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1 year

heard some talk about jason aldean's newest song and had to look up the lyrics... are we fr letting this shit slide?? in 2023??

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@CartoonsHateHer I wake up and feed the chickens, then I meditate on our porch and watch the sunrise with a hot cup of tea I harvested from bushes that grow along the edge of our property. He goes to work at his job as VP of the Civilian Casualties Department

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@Reductress And then “irked” turns out to be part of the category “words that form new words when you put ‘SH’ in front of them”

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I wasn’t allowed to have sugary cereal as a kid but I’m an adult now and yesterday I realized I could buy any cereal I want instead of, like, plain Cheerios, so I got Reese’s Puffs. OK, I’ll admit it, kids are not supposed to eat this. Nobody should start their day like this.

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1 year

Me when my cats start meowing for their 6pm dinner at 4:30pm

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1 year

@Aella_Girl The opinions of whores are worthless

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9 months

The benefit—nay, the necessity—of single-sex education has nothing to do with ~keeping girls from getting distracted by boys~ and everything to do with the fact that teenage boys are disruptive to the learning environment and make young women’s schools exponentially less safe

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If I had a daughter, I'd never take her to a mixed-sex school. The healthiest, happiest girls I ever met as a kid were the ones that attended the neighborhood's girls-only school.

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I will always wonder what happened to my Runescape boyfriend. Like... one day we were fishing together in Draynor Village and the next day I got The Sims 2 and just forgot about him. Is he okay? Does he know that I was 10 and not 15? Wishing him the best

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@clhubes There’s a treehouse that is VERY much not up to code in my childhood neighborhood (no HOA) and my mom and I always used to laugh at it, but 15 years later it’s still standing and I visit my mom and drive by the treehouse and think about how fast we all got old and start bawling

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@ClueHeywood Two things can be true: Britney’s dad is a pop culture demagogue who pimped out his daughter for almost 3 decades to the point of her complete emotional and psychological disintegration. And also, maybe they should have just given the conservatorship to someone else instead

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All of the men in replies like “hahaha so you’d still choose the BEAR, ladies??” clearly do not realize they are proving the point by callously saying “I told you so” over the barely-cold mangled corpse of a woman with a family who loved her who just died a horribly violent death

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Woman found dead in mountains was victim of California's first fatal bear attack Read more 🔗

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@hollowearthterf I am literally currently on a hunting trip in some of the most bear-dense forestlands my state has to offer and I’m carrying a sidearm with me every day in addition to my shotgun—not because of bears, but in case I run into a weird guy on the forest trails. Bears leave you alone.

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@asunnybooknook This came up on my FYP and I was flabbergasted by commenters insisting that your take was “2015 tumblr” when this chick was literally right there saying that if we’re mean to men it discredits the feminist movement, which is in fact peak 2015 tumblr

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I only made this tweet bc I am day drunk and subtweeting someone’s dumbass maga “flipping burgers isn’t worth $15” tweet and now this is my most popular tweet... y’all I know $15 still isn’t enough pls dismantle the guillotine 😭

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@retraCtheJD I love Director’s Commentary thank u

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4 years

Hate when I am turning left and the dude behind me scoots up on my bumper to try and pressure me into taking a risky turn... who tf do you think you are attempting to convince me to recklessly put my life in danger?? Doug Ducey?

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2 years

Today’s dust storm has me thinking how lucky I was to be in high school during the largest ever AZ haboob in 2011. People were going bonkers with the word “haboob.” To be a teenager when every news anchor was saying “huge haboob” and “biggest haboob on record”… unmatched

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@paulinaVEVO It’s giving Flashdance

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@seaweedanxiety When the left decided sometime in the last decade or so that having an online platform necessitates using it for political purposes and not to do so is violence, we reaaaally shot ourselves in the foot

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As someone who hunts in units along the border, it’s so fucking tragic to sit on a mountaintop and see the wall cutting through the landscape, ESPECIALLY when you’re familiar with the land and understand just how many animals are out there. It is isolated, but NOT desolate

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Border walls are all over the news again. One thing the media isn’t covering: the horrific impact these barriers have on wildlife movement. This bear paced along the wall in Arizona for hours before giving up and turning back, blocked by the barrier.

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@seaweedanxiety People keep being like “Source?!?” and OP directs to a tweet from “Suppressed News”

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@neysaalterego @dollarbillbluez “Hockey culture” is a bit oxymoronic, no

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@jo_beth_c One of my HS coaches left one year so we all added her on FB. A year and a half later she drops *one* “Just to catch y’all up!” post on FB in which she casually mentioned - she moved to CA - married a hot and presumably super rich guy - had a baby with hot guy The RESTRAINT??

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@by_WHB @theashleyray It was so weird because they had all of the innocence and cuteness of kids (and btw I had always LOVED that age range for teaching) but then they were also just… monsters.

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We ordered so much Mexican food that the owners packed us a handwritten thank you note

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4 years

@indudigital Look, I am just a man in his late 20s who follows hot college freshwomen on twitter because they make great content and it’s important to keep in the loop with the future progressives of America. I subscribe to their onlyfans simply for access to their private blogs

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“I can’t believe I have to take this stupid philosophy and ethics prerequisite,” complains a STEM bro majoring in CS so he can work for the social media company that allowed an entire generation to vote based on the idea that a pedophilic satanic cabal controls the government

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One critique of Taylor’s album I will not be tolerating is shaming her for dumping a depressed guy. Dating someone who revels in their mental illness is a prison sentence. They will suck the joy and spontaneity out of every beautiful moment and make you feel bad for it.

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My hot take is that if you see a puppy in a situation where it is clearly not getting adequate care and nutrition, it is acceptable to want to help it, perhaps even more than you might want to help its owners who refuse to give it water in the summer

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I’ve said this before: the most horrifying My Strange Addiction episode is where this lady is addicted to coffee enemas and her husband does an intervention so she’s like “don’t knock it till you try it” then HE gets addicted to coffee enemas bc it’s just MAINLINING STIMULANTS

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I think people who commit felonies should suffer consequences accordingly, and the saddest thing about this is that he should, but he almost certainly won’t

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yeah this is fucking gross, felony stigma is gross

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Kyrsten Sinema, the Senate’s most colorful member, posts a pic of herself on instagram rocking a “F*** Off” ring & sipping what looks like Sangria

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We are technically obligated in name to give the non-human biologics a spot in the Miss Universe competition and I WILL be fiercely advocating for their representation and inclusion

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@hollowearthterf Huge argument for the benefits of single sex education there in terms of being able to develop your personality and hobbies outside of the pressure cooker of coed socialization (and one I am admittedly biased towards as an alumna of an all girls high school and a women’s college)

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So a guy chased a wolf down on a snowmobile, crippling it, then “the wolf was brought inside the Green River Bar with its mouth taped shut before being killed behind the small town tavern.” 1) Shut down the bar 2) Euthanize the man who did this. You cannot rehabilitate this man

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Thoughtful reporting on the wolf incident that's rocking Wyoming and beyond by @Koshywrites and @EmilyMCohen :

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Bf and I realized that I hate paying for food and he hates cooking so now he buys and I spend an hour a day cooking nice meals and I felt like we had a really progressive agreement where I was compensated for my labor but I’m realizing we just reinvented nuclear marriage

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9 months

Me, a Phoenix native who does not care about baseball, now that the Diamondbacks are going to the World Series

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3 years

An overlooked question in the debate about going back to school online is “why the fuck are there 32 kids in a classroom in the first place”

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3 years

@lobotomygf People keep dragging me for the “graduate level” remark and you’re all absolutely correct. It was not. I tweeted this while profoundly hungover and eating Taco Bell leftovers for breakfast and it’s too late now

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21 days

Just walked out onto the smoking patio at trivia and an incredibly drunk woman yelled “Oh, SHE’S got it. Hey! HEY! What’s a good trivia team name for us??” And I was kinda offended but I also immediately replied “Trivia Newton-John” and they all went “AYYY!” so they weren’t wrong

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3 years

Hi everyone. Here is my hamster

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@GovernorAnne

4 years

My advice to people starting their freshman year at a liberal arts college? There’s going to be a white girl with curly hair who chimes in during your required American Studies course to argue that natural hair discrimination affects her and it is not worth the effort to engage

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Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

3 months

I have kept this Snapchat streak alive for so long that Snapchat wants to know my “streak story”

Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

1 year

In 2016 I started a Snapchat streak with my semester abroad neighbor and it was super fun for the semester, so we maintained it upon returning home. Now we’re pushing 30 and it’s like “Oh God we can’t let this 2300 day streak die, here’s a picture of a spreadsheet I’m working on”

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@GovernorAnne

1 year

As someone who worked in ~the morally bankrupt world of getting kids into good colleges~ for a while, I am willing to bet real life money that this guy’s problem isn’t being a white male, it’s that his essay was like “tearing my ACL in lacrosse taught me to overcome… things”

Lauren Witzke

@LaurenWitzkeDE

1 year

> Have a GPA of 5.1 >Have an ACT score of 35 > Be A White Male in America ACCESS= DENIED

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@GovernorAnne

4 years

Imagine coming out of a pandemic prematurely and being like, “You know what my life and the lives of people I love are worth to me? One sweet, sweet $12 vodka soda on Mill”

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Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

7 months

This hits harder now, shoulda waited a day

Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

8 months

My take on the annoying aggressively childfree millennial with a dog named Zoë versus the poorly behaved toddler grabbing strange people’s dogs

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Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

8 months

My roommate in the car on the way to my family’s thanksgiving: “Is your family the kind of conservative where I should flip up my septum piercing?” Me: “Nah. Maybe my grandpa” My grandpa the second he met my roommate: “USED TO LEAD BULLS AROUND ON ROPES WITH RINGS LIKE THOSE”

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@GovernorAnne

25 days

Talked to a guy who just moved to AZ from Oregon and I said, “Well, welcome to the desert!” and he was like, “Oh, I know the desert, I was in Iraq” so I unthinkingly was like “Welcome to the desert that doesn’t suck, then?”

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@GovernorAnne

7 months

Today I cooked the loin of an elk that died just weeks ago, then served it with a side of Annie’s boxed mac and cheese… I have outdone myself

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@GovernorAnne

8 months

Dating has become an industry (apps, etc) and the reason people languish on the apps forever without finding success is by corporate design - the real way to find people you’re compatible with is to seek out and participate in communities centered around your interests and values

Jenni

@hashjenni

9 months

What opinion about Dating will have you like this?

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Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

8 months

My parents’ Rottweiler spent her life on a strict diet for joint health and now she is a 12 year old Rottweiler, which is quite rare. As such, she gets to spend her final months living it up on table scraps. It has been a joy introducing her to biscuits and gravy and bacon grease

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Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

5 months

@probablyalissa @celboyrealism Also can somebody please leak the google doc like cmon it’s already been stolen, lemme see it

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Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

3 years

Absolutely obsessed with the fact that once he got justice he changed into shorts

Elshaddai White, PhD

@BlkBoiScientist

3 years

Y’all be forgetting the “Justice” part.

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@GovernorAnne

11 months

It was very sweet of Steve Harvey to let Katie Hobbs borrow one of his suits

Governor Katie Hobbs

@GovernorHobbs

11 months

I’m proud to bring people together to create safe and good-paying jobs, and build our high-skilled workforce. Today’s announcement will ensure we continue to grow our middle class and show the world Arizona is a great place to start and expand your business.

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Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

3 months

Open mouth sobbing at this text from my stepdad on this, comma, the night before my turkey hunt

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Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

2 years

So confused by people who are into huskies. “Hey, you know that famously loud working dog that sheds a lot and was bred over centuries to spend its life living in a pack with 8 other dogs running twenty miles a day? I bet it would love big city apartment life in Phoenix, Arizona”

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@GovernorAnne

19 days

This is largely a phenomenon of male hubris and we need to have a conversation about how men keep loaded pistols in their nightstand “for safety” and in doing so prioritize their fantasy of hip-shotting a robber over the safety of the children in their home

Emma Scott

@EmmaScott

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Obviously the solution is that we need more good toddlers with guns to stop them.

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