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The next time you're incline to believe anything that any police officer says ever, ESPECIALLY press releases or social media posts, remember:

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Haha, definitely. Hey, does anyone know what happened to the Spartans in 300 at the end? I never finished the movie.

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If you don't like a law in America, what's great is you can appeal it all the way to the Supreme Court, which features two different rapists, an avowed theocratic Christo-fascist and at least one dude that'll write any opinion you want as long as you give him enough bags of money

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@KevinFarzad "Big Short" investor Michael Burry on the current GameStop stock situation: "[W]hat is going on now . . . is unnatural, insane and dangerous." LOL, compared to what, how the stock market usually operates? LMAO.

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Wild that Jason Aldean turned this meme into an entire ass song.

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The Onion writers seeing real life headlines like "Kanye West says he's no longer an anti-semite after watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street" and knowing they could never come up with fake news satire half this absurd:

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*Sigh*

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Me: *Constantly makes spelling and grammar mistakes* Also me, deciding weather to proof something before posting it:

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I love seeing all the big strong macho MAGA men terrified of the Twin Cities in my replies. It's hilarious to me that my stick-thin 19YO niece that's living in Minneapolis and taking the light rail every day is apparently braver than you are or ever will be. Stay scared, losers.

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When MAGAs show up in your replies to tell you they know what Minneapolis is like because they "live there"

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@punished_ev "There are obvious superior alternatives to what you propose." "Ok. Can you give an example?" "It's sad you can't think of any." "Ok, let's concede that's sad, good job on owning me, I guess, can you give me an example now?" "THIS IS LITERALLY VIOLENCE."

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Anyway:

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Uptown Minneapolis is so pretty, no wonder it's the happiest place in the Upper Midwest.

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I think I speak for much of 5th District MN when I say that we are damn proud of @IlhanMN @Ilhan .

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So fucking angry they didn't name the tenth Fast and the Furious "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts" what an absolute fucking waste, what the hell was this all even for??

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@DapperDomo Excuse you, but I used to be homeless on the streets and then I stopped buying lattes and avocado toast for a couple months and now I'm a millionaire. I bet you feel silly now.

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One of them really likes beer and will absolutely have a breakdown if you ask him about it.

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Absolute crime hellhole. No wonder the Minnesota MAGA Men are too scared to step foot here.

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It's only deportation if it comes from the Deporté region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling forced expulsion of refugees.

Tracking Biden From The Left | Newsletter 9/18

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. @PressSec on Haitian migrants being sent back: "First of all, they're not deportations. People are not coming into the country through legal methods." Oh come on...

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@limbicmusings No, don't worry, I made up the Supreme Court for this Tweet.

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Never forget, never ever forget, this was the statement made by the MPD after Derek Chauvin murdered George Floyd:

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In this house, we stand for the flag.

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@iron_irma103 Oh good, I really like happy endings. Did the Spartans also find Jesus?

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13 years of living and working in Minneapolis: crimed twice (car broken into, nothing taken, and bike stolen) 10 years of living in a whitey white small town: crimed at least 12 times (bike stolen 3x, stuff stolen from car 3x, mailbox smashed 4x, assaulted 3x)

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Firefighter in a private chat says he doesn't care if cops die & gets fired like immediately, meanwhile police officers are out here brazenly committing horrific murders & people just shrug & say "It's complicated" when we ask why we can't do more than put them on paid vacation.

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I was severely crimed in Downtown Minneapolis last night. I was walking down Nicollet Avenue between Sneaky Pete's and Cowboy Jack's and a homeless person was allowed to exist within 100 feet of me. I survived, but I'm shaken. Currently recuperating in my basement in Plymouth.

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@tomelko Palm Springs: *Runs out of water because they built 100 gold courses in a damn desert* Rational Person: "Maybe shut some of those golf courses, bud." Palm Springs:

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Day 3 of marijuana legalization in Minnesota and you can barely see downtown St. Louis Park through all the dope smoke. You can hear the screams, though. The horrible screams of people being torn limb from limb by deranged marijuana addicts.

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Me: *Constantly makes spelling and grammar mistakes* Also me, deciding weather to proof something before posting it:

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Star Trek affirmations:

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Minnesota MAGAs who come to Minneapolis once a year to go to a Twins game, eat at Cowboy Jack's and fuck up traffic:

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Minneapolis is set to consider changing a noise ordinance that would allow Mosques to broadcast the Islamic call to prayer five times a day.

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@memetazaa In college I told a girl a dorm lounge room was supposedly haunted and she asked if we could go there to see & then said we should turn off the lights & I sat there next to her in a dark room for 10 minutes talking and then said "Well, I guess it isn't haunted" & got up to go.

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Imposible. MAGAJoe3766163 told me everyone stopped going to Minneapolis because of the DEI Woke Mind Virus government and the crime.

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@santiagomayer_ Native Americans watching anyone in America argue that Russia has any right to Ukraine because it once belonged to them:

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You literally spent 8 years having the unilateral authority to end the war in Afghanistan and you spent that time drone bombing weddings and funerals instead. Fuck off into the sun.

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After nearly two decades in Afghanistan, it’s time to recognize that we have accomplished all that we can militarily, and bring our remaining troops home. I support @POTUS ’s bold leadership in building our nation at home and restoring our standing around the world.

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@b1g_damage At the law firm I used to work at there were partners making $500K a year that thought they were middle class, LOL.

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@Monocarp_ I hear there was a secret cord You plug it in and you meet the Lord But you don't really care for safety, do ya? It goes like this, the spark, the arc Your body spasms, your thoughts go dark An unexpected lesson about Ohm's Law

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Even though Uptown Minneapolis is gorgeous, sometimes I like to pop down to Minnehaha Falls to get a little closer to nature.

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Wow, 100K Tweet, the big time. I don't have anything to promote, so I'll just say: Fuck @MayorFrey

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"This isn't Minneapolis, it isn't even any real city that actually exists" Then explain the lack of a community note???

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Absolutely right. Better not come within 100 miles of Minneapolis ever again just to be safe. Tell all your hysterical piss clown friends and family to stay away as well.

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I fucking love @RacketMN : "Frey's condescending tone-policing of other elected officials (especially if they're Black or women) and the vacuous air sandwiches he passes off as policy proposals have absolutely made him the most corrosive figure in Minneapolis politics today."

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Sad pathetic soft boys that let copaganda melt their porridge brains so badly that they're too terrified to even step foot in fucking Loring Park where the old white grandmas go for walks every night, LMAO

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Ah yes, leftists, super well known for never saying anything about Jeffrey Epstein or his client list, LMAO.

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The difference between the Metro Left and Greater Minnesota Right is that we know the Metro subsidizes Greater Minnesota and wouldn't change this while the Greater Minnesota Right falsely believes they subsidize the Metro and would ABSOLUTELY change this.

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Report: the City of Minneapolis has fallen, I repeat, the City of Minneapolis has FALLEN, a little more than a dozen teenagers spotted out walking LATE in one of the most popular pedestrian locations in the city, crime and anarchy raging out of control and unchecked.

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If I ever piss off Minneapolis Twitter I'm just going to delete my account, LMAO. There's some battles you can't win. Minneapolis Twitter is relentless, they don't let shit go and it is beautiful.

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These people have completely melted their brains. Yeah, bud, thousands of illegal immigrants flocked to Minneapolis and rented a hotel room so they could see the Big 10 basketball tournament.

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So the Club Q shooter was previously arrested & charged w/ five felonies after a bomb threat & a standoff with the police, but all those charges were dropped and swept under the rug because he was the grandson of a Republican politician? Very cool and normal country we have here.

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@SangWooKiLee Totally dude, you should stay away from here and never come within 100 miles of the Twin Cities again. It's simply not a place designed for hysterical piss babies.

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Ilhan Omar deals with the most vile deranged threats on a daily basis, still asked a judge to show compassion when a man that threatened to kill her was being sentenced, but someone says "Boo!" to Strong Mayor Frey & he's sobbing uncontrollably to the Star Tribune. Pathetic shit.

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Minneapolis was cursed with Jacob Frey as a divine punishment from the gods for its arrogance about its superiority to St. Paul.

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I told a gay friend that recently left Minneapolis that Minnesota MAGAs apparently consider the Gay 90's to the THE epicenter of gay night life in Minneapolis and he had a pretty good laugh.

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The committee just announced a final redesign to the new Minnesota State flag: absolutely disgusting. Woke critical race theory DEI is out of control. Sad.

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Make friends in Minnesota if you haven't lived here since you were born challenge (impossible)

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When someone with "Minneapolis" listed in their bio is shrieking about how dangerous Minneapolis is:

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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Expensive Bottles of Wine at Overpriced Restaurants $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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Went for dinner Saturday with another couple. Good meal at a good restaurant. Ended up at >$400 per couple including tip. A few years ago this would have been $300/couple. And we went with a much cheaper wine than usual.

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Happy Anniversary to one of the greatest conservative self-owns of all time.

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So true. Please be safe and never come anywhere near Minneapolis for any reason and tell all your friends and family the same.

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@MNReformer I’ll bet there is crime at or around the drinking fountains, because there isn’t a place in Minneapolis that doesn’t have crime.

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I don't make jokes about those billionaires on the Titanic sub because unlike you, I have COMPASSION, which for some reason I only ever choose to show publicly over rich famous people dying and never things like migrant refugees drowning by the hundreds because of xenophobia.

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It'll never cease to amuse me how MAGA chuds that have utterly melted their brains think Minnesota, which is about as solidly centrist lib as you can get, is literally a communist state.

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@PolarJohan15 Correct. Minnesota is and has been irrationally solid blue. Now more so communist/Marxist version of blue… but still “blue”.

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The year is 3972. Minnesota has gone blue in every single presidential election for the past two thousand years. It is still being labeled a toss-up battleground stage.

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@jon_lockheed The trans community:

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@10TV *Me, armed with a loaded gun surrounded by all my buddies who also have loaded guns, all of whom have the power to beat and imprison anyone that makes them mad with basically zero repercussions* "So, will you marry me? No pressure or anything."

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Lasik for both eyes costs in the range of $4000 and is almost never covered by eye insurance. You can get a good pair of glasses for <$100 that'll often last years and they're almost always covered by eye insurance. I don't think hatred of technology is the biggest factor here.

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It really baffles me ppl choose a life of glasses over lasik. I truly think ppl hate technological advance

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American Twitter demanding more 9-11 Barbie memes from Japanese Twitter like:

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apparently, japanese twitter is trying to do a “how do YOU like it?” re: Oppenheimer memes.. but i don’t think they understand american humor very well because lmaoo

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@NukelearPoptart @DapperDomo I was homeless on the streets & reading a copy of "Total Money Management", then a cop severely beat me for loitering and threw all my belongings in the trash. Now that I'm fabulously wealthy since I stopped buying a new iPhone every month I understand why he did it though.

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Walking in my neighborhood and an MPD cruiser pulls up to me, cop in the passenger side asks me "Have you seen a black or Latino man around?" Wow bud, that certainly narrows it down, doesn't it? That description fits a scant one fourth of my neighbors.

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Look at what crime has done to Downtown Minneapolis. Sad.

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"Clarence Thomas' wife enthusiastically endorsed the January 6 debacle, but let's pretend Justice Sotomayor had dinner with Pelosi and Schumer and then act enraged about it" -Conservatives, apparently

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The claim that Justice Sotomayor had dinner with Schumer and Pelosi last night has spread pretty far this morning, but the source of the claim, Politico, now says it’s wrong.

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With Red Stag Supper Club closing because it's literally impossible to maintain a restaurant in that area anymore because of crime and Antifa it's weird how other restaurants in that exact same area like Slice and Brasa and Masu are somehow doing fine.

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There's a lot about Minnesota's gov't that isn't great, but one thing that is is that 159 years ago today a MN regiment captured a battle flag from some confederate Virginia trash and whenever anyone demands MN return the flag to Virginia our gov't tells them to go pound sand.

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@larryn1966 572 times and still going strong.

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@coffeespoonie This was written by one of the most divorced men in the United States. Even if he's never been married, his divorced man energy is nigh unparalleled.

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CDC: "Please do not use public swimming facilities if you have diarrhea, this spreads diseases." Conservatives:

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@LissaJoStewart Public defenders listening to prosecutors whine about how overworked they are now:

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Absolutely wild anyone ever took this shit seriously. "It's ridiculous to say people reject applicants with black-sounding names because they hate black people, maybe they simply think black people are garbage human beings that lie, did you think of that?"

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Incredible excerpt from Freakonomics. Do people with Black-sounding names get rejected for job interviews due to racism? Or is it simply that employers think people with Black names are poor, uneducated and unreliable? 🤔🤔🤔

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Minneapolis crime continues to spiral completely out of control.

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