I love pussy. I absolutely ADORE it. I cannot get enough of it. I could spend all day with my head in between someone’s knees. The smell the taste the feel the way it makes her moan ALL OF IT. My one bone to pick with god is that the laws of physics are such that I can’t get-
your bf: i love you
the reply guy who lives 5000 miles away: you're my sun, my moon, and my stars because you're the light of my life and without you i'd wither and die
8 months ago the librarian (hot) at my local library asked if i wanted to return the books inside the library or at the dropbox outside and i said idm either way so she said "i'll put down that you'll return them inside so you can come see me again" and i said "oh ok thanks" and
just got off the phone with the doctor he said i am terminally sick with yearning and the only cure is kissing someone cute in front of a huge christmas tree
I NEED TO SUCK MAD TITTIES RN OR I WILL LITERALLY DIE! DONT LET ME DIE!! LET ME SUCK SOME TITTIES! HELP ME!!! I NEED TO SUCK MAD TITTIES RN OR I WILL LITERALLY DIE! DONT LET ME DIE!! LET ME SUCK SOME TITTIES! HELP ME!!! I NEED TO SUCK MAD TITTIES RN OR I WILL LITERALLY DIE! DONT
your boyfriend: i love you!
that reply guy who lives 5000 miles away: words arent enough to describe your beauty, the stars and the moon are not enough to compare what i see in you, love isnt enough to show how i feel about you, and eternity isnt enough time to spend with you