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@memetazaa

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real guy | italian🇮🇹 | virgin | loser | bald | 5'8 | forbes worst 30 under 30 | i love God | im fugly and my dick is small leave me alone

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7 months
lol
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british people be freaky asf why tf do they have a university of esex😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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4 months
quitting my job to focus on loving my gf
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10 months
happy 1 year anniversary of the day i lost my job because of a horny thanksgiving copypasta
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9 months
when youre doing a bit but nobody knows that youre doing a bit so now you just look like a weirdo
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8 months
SOMEBODY SAVE HER!!! HER TUMMY HURTS
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8 months
born to say "YIPPIIEEEEE" forced to say "LETS FUCKING GOOO"
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7 months
just remembered that we accept the love that we think we deserve
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that's oomf😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Interesting As Fuck
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A man was discovered to be unknowingly missing 90% of his brain, yet he was living a normal life
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THESE TWO PEOPLE I WENT TO HS WITH GOT MARRIED TODAY AND THIS WAS RLY THE GROOM’S FIT IM CRYING
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7 months
just got diagnosed with needing a thousand little kisses rn
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3 years
this twitter shit is easy as hell
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10 months
using twitter before 9 am is crazy like did u even try to have a good day
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8 months
babe are u ok your responses are not matching the script i made for you in my head
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8 months
born to say "i love you so much pookie wookie bear youre the love of my life and i'd die for you" forced to say "i fw you heavy dawg"
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8 months
king charles has cancer??????
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8 months
shoutout to my loyal tweet likers...
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1 month
golf players be freaky asf "im working on my stroke" ok gross maybe keep some things to yourself bro
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8 months
i went to the beautiful princess factory and they said youre employee of the month
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8 months
my crush you have to stop. Your eyes too pretty. Your smile too cute. Your lips too kissable. Your jokes too funny. they’ll kill you
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8 months
*at my wedding* mom: where did you meet your wife??? me: that's oomf😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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8 months
wtf is an "open relationship" i'll literally cry myself to death
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7 months
mfs will watch the SUPER BOWL but wont check on their girl when she is SUPER sad and make her a BOWL of soup
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10 months
i would fumble you in every universe
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8 months
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7 months
just got diagnosed with yearning and it's terminal
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7 months
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME IT'S CALLED THE OEDIPUS COMPLEX OMG
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2 months
girl on twitter who ive never spoken to and who doesnt know i exist just got a bf
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4 months
bitches get a bf and now every post is like "chris so silly" "chris is snoring" BITCH FUCK CHRIS🗣️
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8 months
bro did u even feel the rain on your skin??? like did you even try to let it in????
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8 months
i suck at sexting...i be like "oh is it?"
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boyfriEND girlfriEND husbEND OOMF❤️
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8 months
nobody beating me in a yearn off
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8 months
fighting the idgaf war when youre a yearner
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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name something harder than this😭
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I love pussy. I absolutely ADORE it. I cannot get enough of it. I could spend all day with my head in between someone’s knees. The smell the taste the feel the way it makes her moan ALL OF IT. My one bone to pick with god is that the laws of physics are such that I can’t get-
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1 year
this is unemployed people's 9/11
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9 months
born to say "hiiiiii pookie wookie bear" forced to say "yo wassup dawg"
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9 months
men cant have shit in this world...
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8 months
when your card payment goes through at therapy and they bring out the love of your life
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8 months
i wish i had a tail so i could wag it when i see her
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4 months
you know what! fuck you! *uncreampies you*
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8 months
me listening to my gf to tell me how her day went after she gets back home from work
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7 months
once you turn 23 your life's over and u die
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your bf: i love you the reply guy who lives 5000 miles away: you're my sun, my moon, and my stars because you're the light of my life and without you i'd wither and die
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9 months
a situationship but the situation is that theyre the love of my life
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10 months
i shouldve replied with this
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9 months
if i had a gf and she was cold i'd burn myself to keep her warm if i had to
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9 months
delete the dating apps. the love of your life is on twitter
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i would dry hump you in every universe❤️
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this edible aint shit😭
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10 months
Sir, another horny thanksgiving copypasta has hit the groupchat
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2 years
aint no way i accidentally sent this to my boss bro im gonna kms
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2 months
they got a university of sus sex too🤔🤔🤔
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8 months ago the librarian (hot) at my local library asked if i wanted to return the books inside the library or at the dropbox outside and i said idm either way so she said "i'll put down that you'll return them inside so you can come see me again" and i said "oh ok thanks" and
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im gonna throw up
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10 months
why is everything a "disorder" or a "syndrome" maybe i just need a little love in my life
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5 months
they should invent feelings that get reciprocated
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8 months
"worst she can do is say no"
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10 months
yall ever want someone so bad you feel like you could literally die
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8 months
backshots here
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drake seeing "HE DROPPED AGAIN" trending on twitter
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8 months
im the kind of boyfriend who's also really her girlfriend
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7 months
imagine breaking up with oomf and they get awarded custody of all your mutuals
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3 years
NOOO THE SOCKS ARE TRUMP LMFAOOO the more i look at it the funnier it gets
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8 months
do NOT take a "10 min power nap" at 7 pm im so deadass rn😭😭😭
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5 months
drake's ghostwriters praying for the beef to end so they can go home and see their family
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9 months
i wish the grinch would try to steal christmas this year
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9 months
but if i kms im the bad guy right?
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u ever want someone so bad u literally throw up crying
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7 months
wtf is a situationship i'll literally die for you
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3 years
the crocs with socks go so hard
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drake seeing "nah drake" trending at #1 on twitter right after he dropped the diss
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9 months
just got off the phone with the doctor he said i am terminally sick with yearning and the only cure is kissing someone cute in front of a huge christmas tree
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9 months
I NEED TO SUCK MAD TITTIES RN OR I WILL LITERALLY DIE! DONT LET ME DIE!! LET ME SUCK SOME TITTIES! HELP ME!!! I NEED TO SUCK MAD TITTIES RN OR I WILL LITERALLY DIE! DONT LET ME DIE!! LET ME SUCK SOME TITTIES! HELP ME!!! I NEED TO SUCK MAD TITTIES RN OR I WILL LITERALLY DIE! DONT
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3 years
funniest thing is this man wore a tux to prom but not his own wedding😭😭😭😭
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9 months
she left me on read for the last time
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7 months
THAT'S IT???? usher's done????? justin bieber and taylor swift are NOT coming out????
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1 year
your boyfriend: i love you! that reply guy who lives 5000 miles away: words arent enough to describe your beauty, the stars and the moon are not enough to compare what i see in you, love isnt enough to show how i feel about you, and eternity isnt enough time to spend with you
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GOD PLEASE MAKE USHER BRING OUT JUSTIN BIEBER GOD PLEASE
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that person on twitter who lives 3000 miles away from you WILL save you
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10 months
if u were my boss what would u pick...
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2 months
googled esex county and oomf is apparently the mayor😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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10 months
@MilesAboveRimm not the grape man cmon
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just realized that their money is literally called the "Great British Pound"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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so vitamin d deficient that all i could give her was the ick
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she egg my nog till i give her a white christmas
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everyday is valentines day to a lover like me
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fumbling her all by yourself king?
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not arguing with a girl with a nose piercing whatever you say beautiful😍😍😍
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3 years
this was her when she saw him at the altar
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8 months
everyone wishing they had an eater like me...i will be eating pussy telepathically tn so if u feel a lil tickle that's me.
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2 years
i went looking for the clit and found myself instead
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you are NOT a "yearner" or a "lover" you are a WHORE
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1 year
WHAT THE FUCK DO YALL EXPECT THESE MEN TO SAY OMG IM GONNA GO INSANE
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8 months
sunday ass saturday if im being honest...
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10 months
@ToyTimeTilly moved on from one dead end job to another🤣
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1 year
walked out. i am just now realizing that she might have been flirting with me maybe...
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