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polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

2 years

3. 5’7” (pic of me with my 5’11” gf below)

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polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

1 year

An attractive young woman blasted out of her mind will say something utterly delusional into a random guy’s microphone at 2am and we’ll be stuck with a discourse that lasts three weeks and results in 17 hospitalizations

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1 year

What’s the lowest amount of money a man should spend on a wedding ring? Brunette says 500k: “Take your mama’s life savings, take your life savings, take your grandma’s life savings and get me a rock” Blonde says “There is no price limit, whatever the f**k i pick out”

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polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

2 years

Ok time to admit something: I made $7,560 selling male-male extension cords last Christmas and plan to double that this year

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@Monocarp_

5 months

an objectively despicable proposal. A genuine threat to peace

Nikolaj🥥🌴🐝🇺🇦

@nikicaga

5 months

Louisiana: incredible symbolism, I love it, but it's unfortunately a bit too complicated/inconsistently printed I love this redesign which simplifies the pelican into a fleur de lys and draws attention to it feeding blood to its young

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@Monocarp_

2 years

Very few repeat customers so gonna have to grind harder

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@Monocarp_

2 years

nothing to promote besides my extension cords and the Lord—who you’ll meet faster with the aid of my handy extension cords

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polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

2 years

The WikiMedia Commons Picture of the Year winner is this image of an Armenian Catholic church in Iran. A great pick:

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2 years

@keepbobbin Not so much a joke as a felony

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1 year

@mixedlinguist Tell her most everyone gets the joke and that her delivery is a work of art 👍

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2 years

St. Thomas’s desktop on the first Good Friday

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3 years

inter-religious marriage (Irish Catholic and Italian Catholic)

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3 years

straight to Heaven gf stuck in purgatory for 12,000 years bf

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1 year

I mean obviously this woman is wholly correct but my point stands

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@Monocarp_

1 year

British religiosity crashed as soon as clergy and religious started devoting 90% of their time to solving crime

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@Monocarp_

3 years

They’re both WASPs

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polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

2 years

some are asking for a disclaimer so NOTICE: male-male cords aren’t sold in stores for a reason. It’s because they know they can’t compete with my LOW LOW PRICES. TODAY ONLY 40% OFF WITH CODE “FRIED40”

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polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

1 month

tfw no fiancée (I have a wife)

polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

11 months

tfw no gf (I have a fiancée)

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@Monocarp_

8 months

Wild that Jesus is in this photo lol

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@Monocarp_

2 years

@AlphaVitale Nope my product is guaranteed to give you a live wire every time!

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@Monocarp_

3 years

dad has decided he’s goin back to Mass and Confession woot woot

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@Monocarp_

2 years

Brandon did it. That crazy sunnuvabitch did it

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@Monocarp_

1 year

for all the legitimate grievances someone can have against the Church—particularly in Ireland—it is funny people consistently pick “they build and then bless hospitals”

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@RositaSweetman

1 year

I got a lot of stick for comparing the Catholic Church to the Taliban. Here's photographic evidence of how bonkers things were.

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polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

12 days

again, I’m not a convert, but I feel like people never quite mastered when the kneeler went up or down shouldn’t try claiming an identity they explicitly reject

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polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

2 years

@SleepiestCell No it’s perfectly safe and is an effective means of conveying energy from point A to point B!

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@Monocarp_

3 years

my 85 yo grandma has Covid so please pray for her

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@Monocarp_

1 month

not a convert, don’t sexualize my friends who have explicitly sought a life away from that sort of thing

asuka wilde

@strongbadegirl

1 month

you know this person is a convert because sexualizing the aesthetics of catholicism is one of the catholic's highest pleasures

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@Monocarp_

2 years

Hollywood is fairly certain Ave Maria is the sole Catholic piece of music

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@Monocarp_

1 year

Please pray for my grandmother, who passed away about an hour ago.

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11 months

tfw no gf (I have a fiancée)

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@Monocarp_

5 months

he’s going to say something anti-Filioque, isn’t he

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@Monocarp_

5 months

Has the National Security Council been advising the president about kinetic responses to this

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@Monocarp_

7 months

oblivious fiancée just referred to her making crab rangoons as “gooning”

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@Monocarp_

7 months

She saw the post

polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

7 months

oblivious fiancée just referred to her making crab rangoons as “gooning”

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@Monocarp_

1 year

Please pray for a young altar server who collapsed and hit his head twice on the marble floor. He was awake but was unable to get up

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@Monocarp_

2 years

because it’s a church first, not a museum

bike centrist 🌉🚱

@notkavi

2 years

Why should non Catholics who don't want to have to deal with weird Catholic hangups have to miss out on seeing a bunch of art? The church should not be able to gate off important cultural sites

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@Monocarp_

2 years

discovered Unitarian boomercore image macros

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@Monocarp_

1 year

bro is worried that an ethnic group that never goes to church has supplanted another ethnic group that never goes to church

Leftwing Dissident 🌹🛠️

@SocdemNat

1 year

Irish Immigration to America was a mistake. Look at how disgustingly Papist New England has become. Absolutely reprehensible.

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polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

2 years

people know more about Our Lady of Fatima’s requests to the pope than Christ’s commands to us in the Gospels

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@Monocarp_

3 months

I get the sense that the Episcopalians are preparing a kind of blood sacrifice

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@Monocarp_

5 months

That’s like half their schtick

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polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

1 month

A tradition called Holy Week, held during Holy Week

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕟 🎚️

@cjohnsonn0311

1 month

You guessed it … this is a Roman Catholic tradition called Semanta Santa, held during Holy Week. But nah, it’s definitely not a cult. 👀

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@Monocarp_

1 year

@BraSAosBaSAtard idk but they’re proving my point lol

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@Monocarp_

3 years

In a nuclear apocalypse it is your job to find hollowed-out churches and consume the reserved Eucharist

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2 years

homie grappling with the linear nature of time

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8 months

Fiancée showing me the wagyu staircase at Union Station

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@Monocarp_

4 months

A lot of people are baffled to discover that Native Americans aren’t just automatically just mainstream Democrats about politics

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4 months

Young Native Americans arrive at the UCLA “Liberated Zone” with a sign saying: “Hamas supporters aren’t welcome on Native lands” The Hamas supporters physically attack them

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@Monocarp_

1 year

It is morally permissible (even if practically infeasible) for priests to ignore this policy. Bringing the Eucharist to prisoners is a non-negotiable

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@Monocarp_

2 years

my goodness man learn to say you were wrong

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@Monocarp_

1 year

“No printed Bibles until the 15th cent” is one of those statements that gets funnier every second you think about it

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@RickWarren

1 year

In Scripture, a pastor was NOT a guy who stood behind a pulpit,in a church building, holding a Bible,preaching to a crowd. There were no church bldgs until the 4th century No pulpits until the 9th century No printed Bibles til the 15th A pastor was a small group (house) leader!

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@Monocarp_

3 years

fellas be like “there’s no schism in the Orthodox Church” like dude which one?

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@Monocarp_

3 years

What are some Catholic things to do in DC that aren’t like “go to the National Basilica” or “egg the National Cathedral”

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@Monocarp_

2 years

in 1100 AD this kid would have been given his own diocese and lionized in forty poetic manuscripts

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@jasondhorowitz

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This kid is very ready to see the pope. Not messing around. “He has the vocation,” his mother told me.

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@Monocarp_

3 years

Not sure “we used to be able to cover up priests fathering kids!” is the point you want to make

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@Monocarp_

8 months

be sure to talk to your kids about Arianism

The Foolish Vizier

@socialaskan

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1st century CE post

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@Monocarp_

3 years

Suddenly seeing this all over the TL so that’s cool

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@Monocarp_

2 years

the guys who thought deleting the Filioque from Anglican liturgies would allow for reunion with the Orthodox were the last soulful white boys

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@Monocarp_

2 years

The Coptic, Sri Lankan, and now Nigerian martyrs should have statues and icons in our churches as evidence of their grace and courage

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@Monocarp_

2 years

Wow apostatizing bc of a colorful cross? Pretty powerful response to a symbol. Anyhow, so tell me about the Z in your bio

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@Monocarp_

2 years

My gf wrote me a poem for St. Valentine’s Day

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@Monocarp_

2 years

despite all the best intentions in the world, I am now 24

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@Monocarp_

2 years

Yesterday I was trying out the local Catholic young professional group and at the door one of the guests said “you know this a private event?”

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@Monocarp_

2 years

Cindy makes a fine point that she can’t quite realize

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@Monocarp_

2 years

@EdenSteden22 @SleepiestCell @FBI Great idea! I’m sure they’d love to have access to my useful extension power cords too!

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@Monocarp_

10 months

On this date 10 years ago, an elderly Jesuit priest allowed me to skip a hour of class so he could breathlessly and privately relay that JFK was assassinated specifically for being a Boston Catholic. He died a short time later. I carry his testimony with me always

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@Monocarp_

1 year

some of you guys see stuff like this and instantly think “new pfp”

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@Monocarp_

2 years

Just received my annual compliment from a woman lfg

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@Monocarp_

2 years

She’s getting pretty well chewed up but I think everyone is missing the most galaxy-brained of her posts

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@Monocarp_

1 year

How does one explain this kind of cruelty to the Lord

The Pillar

@PillarCatholic

1 year

Bishop Michael Olson of Fort Worth has told a monastery of Carmelite nuns that daily Mass and confessions "cannot be conveniently provided" until they drop their lawsuit against him.

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@Monocarp_

3 years

homeschooling my kids: so uh mitosis is like when the EO schism to make a new church

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@Monocarp_

1 year

imagine being the union soldier who wrote his wife that he missed the reb colonel he was aiming for but absolutely beamed some weird-looking horse

Andrew

@Dub__A

1 year

I’m in Vicksburg, Mississippi at the grave of Old Douglas, the Confederate Camel who was shot and killed by a Union sharpshooter during the siege of Vicksburg in June 1863

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@Monocarp_

3 years

“The vaccine could co-mingle with the Eucharist in your bloodstream” lmao

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@Monocarp_

2 years

please pray. Massive police standoff with lots of gunshots has been going on for about 15 minutes by my house.

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@Monocarp_

6 months

Elmo Frog is incapable of faith and its soul will be extinguished upon death

Elmo

@elmo

6 months

Happy Leap Day, everybody! Ribbit ribbit ha ha ha! Elmo Frog loves you. ❤️ #LeapDay

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@Monocarp_

3 months

no one can be holy anymore. holiness died in a 1983 Miami shootout

A Link to the Mass

@ALinktotheMass1

3 months

Yes this is real. If You don’t understand why this is ridiculous then you don’t understand Catholicism

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@Monocarp_

8 months

>says the doctrine of the Eucharist “came about in 1215” >cites Origen and Augustine as opponents

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@Monocarp_

3 years

I completely believe the 21 Copts who are remembered today ought to be canonized as martyrs

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2 years

Marvel movies but for the Bible

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1 year

doing yoga but scoffing and sneering the whole time so that any non-divine supernatural entities know that I’m not worshipping them

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@Monocarp_

1 year

One of the funnier things about English privateering is that if they stole Spanish religious iconography they’d often put it up in their otherwise bare churches. Boston has a few parishes of Puritan heritage haphazardly adorned with baroque cherubs

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@Monocarp_

3 years

Catholic/Episcopal Rosary walk in honor of Our Lady of Walsingham at my undergrad today

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@Monocarp_

1 year

It’s not like the Vatican comms office has access to the largest legacy of public domain art that depicts exactly the same thing without being the work of a known evil abuser

Diane Montagna

@dianemontagna

1 year

In recent days, a meeting with top officials of the #Vatican Dicastery for Communications “concluded that there was nothing to prevent the continued use of #Rupnik ’s mosaics. They said the work should stand on its own merits & be dissociated from the personal life of the artist.”

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@Monocarp_

2 years

It would seem Franciscan should be shut down immediately

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@Monocarp_

2 years

I’ve made it

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@Monocarp_

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My 5’11” wife*

polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

2 years

3. 5’7” (pic of me with my 5’11” gf below)

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@Monocarp_

2 years

which is exactly why Indians, Persians, Chinese, and Ethiopians had embraced the Eucharistic sacrifice almost thousand years before Aquinas

𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔡

@HwsEleutheroi

2 years

And here is the issue no one wants to seriously address: the central, defining element of Roman Catholic worship is the "Eucharistic sacrifice." The Mass. And Rome's doctrine of the Mass is dependent, in the main, upon one man, and one man's metaphysics and theology: that man is

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@Monocarp_

3 months

yeah that’s an 8-1 decision next summer

BNO News

@BNONews

3 months

JUST IN: Louisiana becomes 1st U.S. state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms

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@Monocarp_

1 month

there’s really no room for even tepidly accepting “ok, maybe it’s trauma processing” anymore. it’s obviously always bad-faith and intentionally attacking the more vulnerable

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@Monocarp_

11 months

hey longshot but if you know a woman named Sadie who was on Yorktown beach on Saturday night, plz lmk! She caught a video of me proposing but I totally flubbed my contact info

polycarp pat ☨

@Monocarp_

11 months

tfw no gf (I have a fiancée)

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3 years

Please pray for a young man named Jason, who entered the nondenom chapel expecting a yoga class and only found me stumbling through Compline. He is very hungry for the Lord and promised to pray for me despite no longer being Christian in practice

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@Monocarp_

3 years

how did everyone enjoy their Ash Wednesday service today?

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@Monocarp_

8 months

My great-grandfather measurably elevated the crime rate in that region

Bicoloured-Python-Rock-Snake 🦬🪐🌲

@pythonrocksnake

8 months

Seriously what is up with the shape of Maryland?? What goes on in this part? Nothing good, I'm sure.

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@Monocarp_

5 months

Dr. Bonner was definitely cooking something besides soap

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@Monocarp_

1 year

I pray we sort out the formalities necessary for reunion with the Copts. What we have right now is great but it’s obvious that we’re closer than ever

Philip Pullella

@PhilipPullella

1 year

Rare day at Vatican as two popes share stage.

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@Monocarp_

1 year

🔒 RT

Crux

@Crux

1 year

A High Court in Karnataka decreed that civil courts have jurisdiction to hear the case, in which plaintiffs are demanding that at least one Mass be offered in Konkani, a language spoken by roughly two million people along India’s western coast.

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@Monocarp_

2 years

@robotsneedpoems @chillysalsa2 @frenchpoast don’t listen to him it charges your house

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Please pray for someone who is dying

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the obsessively lapsed and the sede convert classes are the same. Any encounters I have with either are purgative

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Whenever I catch myself caring about whether or not the Shroud of Turin is real, i remember that God is literally in the tabernacle

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4 months

This is in response to “maybe Canadians shouldn’t murder the poor”

🇨🇦halogen

@halogen1048576

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there is no-one obviously less deserving of political citizenship than a Catholic. like any religion it is a confession of unsoundness and incompatible with responsibility or authority of any kind. Catholicism should be energetically suppressed

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