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@InternetH0F call me crazy but i think more than 50% of the population has THOUGHTS

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@JacobJohnHoward @mistameir It’s fun to take your girlfriend places, do you have any experience with this?

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@MiseryElliott I went to a student film festival the week this came out. And at the beginning the white graduate student running the event, said “I think this is a culturally, important piece of material, so we’re going to sit and watch this before we watch the films.”

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@shanpickles @sicksadke It was shot digitally

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@SilverCyanide2 @lporiginalg you'd be shocked, you can refuse service based on perceived sexual orientation in like more than like 20 states last i checked

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@polskisocjau @AltHistoryHub People actually had less shit going on before COVID, they just didn’t notice.

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@ProtonInspector Mercator. Projection.

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@JhonnyWhite69 People that sing like this have never sang louder than this

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@QueenSelah_ @crackcobain__ you ever hear of irony

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@geostrophicflow This is the thing you plug with a viral tweet? Weird guy.

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@nic0latte_ @ViceApologist It’s so lame when Anne Hathaway has that break down about love, it’s such a beat you over the head moment. When the story between Murph and her father communicated it perfectly. It just felt like the movie explaining to the audience what the movie was about and that’s just

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@Jazzie654 Looks like building our houses out of cardboard finally caught up with us

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@somewheresy The flyovers rarely adopt anything that isn’t culturally cemented as acceptable somewhere else. Ironically, everything “from New York” that’s cool is made by some dude born in like Wisconsin or Pittsburgh.

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@tiredtobey @SilverCyanide2 @lporiginalg No the law states they can refuse service to anybody, on literally any grounds, no explanation needed. Sorry if this was unclear.

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@theneedledrop I feel like this all goes back to death grips

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@Volkan5299 @wildtiktokss It’s weird.

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@ericmetaxas Do this on a night run please.

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@teletrumpies Putting vodka in it when you go to the bathroom so I can wash down the Vicodin I brought to take when you went to the bathroom

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. @paulwincock pulls a gun out on Piss Magazine.

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@Bolverk15 You literally just hate fun

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@AssBoss80085 @AnAngryOpossum This is Lamarckianism

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@gusinater I mean…

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All men have exactly one couch, a lamb, a bookshelf, tv, maybe it’s on a nice stand or wall mounted. But this photo is literally it. The coffee table and one end table are probably just out of frame.

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Got myself a rug and I was like “damn, it actually DOES tie the room together”

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@BwiBuys18 @hunpii @glamdemon2004 Jimmy Fallon hung out with a minor at SNL after parties. Maybe it's worth watching the video

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@msmaysunshine If I met a woman that told me she was really into Brett Easton Ellis I would have follow up questions.

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@dickymoo @bartholomewtali @Jake_Kanter @elonmusk @BBC Idk bro if they can take you to court. Kind of seems like a tax.

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@RealBrysonGray Same vibe

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@terrjonerly @ProtonInspector Florida and Italy are at different latitudes, so even if they are the same size. They will appear to be different sizes. That is the entirety of my point.

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@CosmoXaver @MalevolentAstra Black metal is the only meaningful sub genre of metal

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@mrvriggs @terrjonerly @ProtonInspector I think it would be cool if we all did this

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@terrjonerly @ProtonInspector Looked into it, fair point. Point taken

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@irlrubysparks Just put subway surfer clips under taxi driver

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@Peaches_my_face @Beardington_ Holy fuck dude that’s not where I was going with that

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@DejonVu @tunesintern See this is the only thing pointing to it being a hoax

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@sassatico those are the symptoms of BPD

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@jeffhurtsjeff @SweatieAngle Hey bro shut the fuck up

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Kill Podcasters Special Report: We went to a Jewish cemetery with a spiritbox to see how these souls felt about the escalating Israeli-Palestinian conflict. The answers we got were truly shocking, here is the RAW, unedited footage. #ghosthunting

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@Beardington_ What room in her house do you think smells the worst?

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@legotrillermoth This dude’s got Rizzophrenia

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@jamalcassim @Variety Bro I hate this

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Do you think i would be putting round the clock effort into hyper sigil if i didn't think it would cause a paradigm shift. I legally cannot tell you several things that makes this project even better than it looks.

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@ThornySpider @binej_yeah Doug Walker in that video

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@NoContextHumans There’s something about all the guys in the TikTok dance compilation that I can’t put my finger on

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@thesydneygraves @acechhh It’s the name of a line of clothes Paris had. Why do I know this and you don’t? And it was an online name I don’t think he knew he’d be on television. It’s a dumb screen name

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@legotrillermoth @UsingCigarettes I mean, you’re halfway there with Monk

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@OmegaBlackArt @sawapilled this is a really douchey response. dude just wanted to engage.

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@mui_cansadito @OmegaBlackArt @sawapilled Are you literally defending an e-celeb? Did you have to take both cocks out of your hands or did you type with your schnoz

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@tiredtobey @SilverCyanide2 @lporiginalg You really zoomed in on one thing there and kind of miss the forest for the trees. The point is, go look up your local laws.

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@GarlicCorgi Yeah nobody’s watching that shit

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@thebenjipablo @lporiginalg No man, it was because William Randolph Hearst didn’t want him to threaten his lumber empire. [citation needed] Does anyone else have a poorly sourced claim that they would like to make about pot or just me and this guy?

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@HelloCullen It looks like one of Lena Dunham’s dad’s paintings

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@kilosharkad @marridreg @Wayward_Robot @GRIFTSH0P It would be naïve to not point out that America operates like one giant criminal organization

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@JontentG The world gave Jon 7 days and he built a nation 😤

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Hey @paulwincock this is funny

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@thesydneygraves @acechhh It was called Perez Hilton. And I’m sorry hungry girl I didn’t mean to offend your intellect

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An official statement about hyper sigil lol

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@schnadle @FriendOfSmeagol Watching Bojack Horseman is a stumbling block in life.

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Paul Wincock returns to Piss Magazine this week. Piss Magazine starts its 2024 season this week. Last time he came by he pulled a gun on me, let's see what the man does this time!

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@World0fEcho Yeah, what if instead of paintings moving you to tears, they made you go “oh ha ha I remember that“

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@JacobJohnHoward @mistameir I’m gay too

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@MarsShinobi @JhonnyWhite69 Let me get plug my bullshit. Here’s a show I’m on.

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@dogfightin Everything in this photo is something your girlfriend hates

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@PlanetTrendy_ @AlphaSoupNotSee @stone_toss Repeating the word “burger” in mixed company when no one gets the reference isn’t a victory in the culture war. It’s undiagnosed autism.

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This is what Lana Del Rey looks like to me

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I am a member of Hyper Sigil

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The truth about mass shootings is that you just won’t make any friends that way

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@axolotl_wav @helen Like the singer Urethra Franklin

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@Coscorrodrift @LRH_Superfan You thought something called the “oofy doofy theory” was going to have academic citations, my man, make an inference

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@kilosharkad @marridreg @Wayward_Robot @GRIFTSH0P Yeah, looking back on the statement, organized crime actually does paid for a lot of infrastructure in a lot of cities

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The art coming out of Hyper Sigil is fun, make more

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hehe i dwew this in math class im from 1996 and im a Chinese girl that likes Spanish closeted lesbians..this is kinda gay but im not deleting..Batman vibes

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Gonna have to introduce my wife to this one

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