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2 months

Yeah but how many people did it make stupid? What’s the K/D ratio

👾 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐬 & 𝐏𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐬 🌵

@APsychedelics

2 months

Fact of the Day 👅

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want to point out that Theo Von is not a southerner. he is the child of a long bloodline of Polish monarchists who paid PR firms to scrub almost all public records about his father, who was not a poor welder, but a stockbroker. his name is Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸

@patriottakes

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Trump’s interviewer Theo Von said Kid Rock’s “brother’s missing a leg” and looks like the lamp “from Christmas Story.”

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@somewheresy

5 months

if you take ayahuasca and come out the other side giving a bitcoin commencement speech, it means the Machine Elves have sentenced you to a lower echelon in the next life, probably a crab or worm, and they are taunting you

NBC4 Columbus

@nbc4i

5 months

Ohio State speaker says he took psychedelic drugs to write Bitcoin commencement speech

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@somewheresy

20 days

Thinking back to that study where they put a bunch of neo nazis on MDMA and they stopped being neo nazis permanently

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@somewheresy

12 days

If you are making 350k and living paycheck to paycheck due to lifestyle creep I genuinely believe the government should come and give you a new job that pays $58,000 a year until you snap out of it

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@knowclarified

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You will not become wealthy without owning a business or significant investments There are people making $350k basically living paycheck to paycheck due to lifestyle creep

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@somewheresy

3 months

holy trendline LMAO

Steve Milloy

@JunkScience

3 months

91 years of global warming down the drain: June 2024 US max temps cooler than June 1933, despite many emissions and much urban heat island effect. Ask a climate hoaxer to explain that.

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@somewheresy

6 months

I’m the LeBron James of this shit

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@somewheresy

7 months

Seems a little on the nose with the new slogan. Not sure how marketing gets themselves out of this one

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@somewheresy

1 year

Looks and sounds great man keep it up. Looks really good

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@icreatelife I plan on releasing a complete animated movie with AI.

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@somewheresy

6 months

I feel like if you spend 6 months working 3-8 hours a day to create a music video for Pink Floyd without Roger Waters in 2024 for a shot at $10K (not $100K) and it loses to an internal AI art campaign that’s uhh… not something I would admit publicly

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@somewheresy

9 months

Going from 16 GB of RAM to 128 GB of RAM (unified) is insane lmfao

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@somewheresy

2 months

@avoidamir you can’t cast a protection spell on Pop Rap. it’s dead

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@somewheresy

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(checks 5-year NDA expiry date) When Taylor Swift first entered the studio at Blackbird at 14 years old, she couldn't sing for another 4 to 5 years. Borchetta had Zappa's brother-in-law make her a microphone with a hot cue, to live dub over pre-recorded vocal tracks.

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@somewheresy

21 days

We should not be tolerating this, or anyone who endorses this in our industry or any industry.

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@somewheresy

4 months

@TobyTurner @MayoClinic Good, why would they transplant a lung into someone who will be at an incredibly high risk of hospitalization when they’re inevitably infected again? Better to keep the lung for someone likely to have a better outcome.

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@somewheresy

6 months

I’m so well prepared for this

Max Brodeur-Urbas

@MaxBrodeurUrbas

6 months

We used to manually search LinkedIn for info about our new paying users Now Claude does this for us - It finds their personal LinkedIn - Analyzes their complete work history - Finds their company website + summarizes what they do Instantly dumping this into our company slack

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@somewheresy

1 month

@powerbottomdad1 how does it feel to live life so painfully asleep

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@somewheresy

7 months

Holy shit, THIS is the actual reveal. We’re in the hard takeoff scenario. That’s why we’re not getting the weights.

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@somewheresy

5 months

do NOT lie on your resumé People will know within 30 days unless you are cracked and if you’re cracked there’s no need to lie on your resumé anyway QED

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@nullpointered

5 months

Advice for new cs grads needing a job - get a shitty job - grind side projects to learn new technologies - lie on resume - demonstrate skills learned in side projects and land a good second job

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@somewheresy

2 months

@TheDanPeters I took a 10-strip in college while an insane witch tried to brainwash me with Across the Universe but instead of coming up with something cool to say I played with a cat toy for 9 hours. I learned nothing from this

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@somewheresy

6 months

YO????????? YOOOOOOOOOO

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@somewheresy

6 months

bryan johnson is going to reveal at a later point they’re nonbinary and change their name to Zero Johnson. it’s beautiful if you think about it

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@somewheresy

7 months

this is an interesting video culturally, representative of a phase shift; if you’re checking the QRTs it’s all the same kind of people from non-major cities wondering why people don’t think this is a tricky and unique way for suburban white people to signal coolness anymore.

lower IQ person

@powcampsurvivor

7 months

i thought everyone was exaggerating but these guys really do exist

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@somewheresy

5 months

Cool. Anyway, here’s a Flipper Zero Sub-GHz config to instantly shut any of these guys off, damaging it. ‘ Filetype: Flipper SubGhz Key File Version: 1 Frequency: 433920000 Preset: FuriHalSubGhzPresetOok650Async Protocol: Princeton Bit: 24 Key: 00 00 00 00 00 75 ED 64 TE: 338 ‘

Insider Paper

@TheInsiderPaper

5 months

NEW: Throwflame unveils robot dog Thermonator — with flamethrower attached — The Ohio-based firm have announced the $9,420 bot is available for purchase by the general public and government agencies for the first time.

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@somewheresy

3 months

if you don't immediately know what these things are you are in for a potentially confusing 2030

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@somewheresy

6 months

This is by far one of the greatest assaults on every sense I’ve ever experienced. Pure hell. Like if you made Epic Rap Battles of History and the Bored Ape stuff one concept. Terrifying. They should show this at Gitmo to kill terrorists

Eckler by Design ✦

@daniel_eckler

6 months

C3PO x Childish Gambino 🤖 👑 100% AI (Official Music Video) @openAI + @runwayml + @suno_ai_ + @resembleai + @fable_motion + @midjourney + @topazlabs

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@somewheresy

6 months

We are exploring if we can restore my joints to that of an 18 year old.

Bryan Johnson /dd

@bryan_johnson

6 months

We are exploring if we can restore my joints to that of an 18 year old. Problem Our joints (i.e. knees, hips, etc.) break down with age. Resulting in pain, stiffness and movement restriction. While I do not have any major joint problems, I do have small aches and pains. We are

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@somewheresy

5 months

the homepage of your website when you hire an Immersive Branding Studio to make your website and they insist on using ThreeJS

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@somewheresy

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Do y’all stop and think occasionally how it’s actually crazy that we (a very small percentage of the workforce working on agentic behavior) are discovering entirely new theories of consciousness and action and there are people completely removed from it like an evolutionary fork

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@somewheresy

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@its_Xopher We should be legally allowed to slash the tires of cars that are too big

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@somewheresy

3 months

this isn't a conspiracy theory or a troll. OpenAI is delaying the release of GPT-4o's voice feature because very basic CoT voice prompting can trick it into generating a new type of bespoke Hyperpornography that might place every gooner in The Matrix within days of release

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@somewheresy

6 months

@coldhealing Those are the Fuck, Ohio ketchup pits. My son, Dorito, tragically died there last year

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@somewheresy

8 months

@Scvno_ @Excision @Dreamworks please send cease and desist immediately

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@somewheresy

5 months

this is the kind of music that would be moderately interesting if it were 2019 and the artist were 19 and is incredibly off putting and scary upon realizing the artist is 31 and it’s 2024

porter robinson

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“KNOCK YOURSELF OUT XD” 4/24

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@somewheresy

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@not_a_heather fat man and little boy

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@somewheresy

1 month

@Beet_R doesn’t look like she reacted to anything you did man

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@somewheresy

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@PopulismUpdates Boomer America’s last stand

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@somewheresy

6 months

at no point in my software career have I ever been bottlenecked by *.random() not happening fast enough on a hardware level

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@somewheresy

1 year

@danghentschel Chance of this being true is close to 0

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@somewheresy

4 months

come on man this doesn’t even make sense

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@somewheresy

9 months

@MasterNakamoto laptops exist for things other than coinbase

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@somewheresy

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@smackertheshark Have you tried Fentanyl

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@somewheresy

6 months

imagine the world filled with these little freaky guys and you can ask them any question imaginable. like each one of these little dudes being more knowledgable than anyone you’ve ever met. that’s the future we’re getting. freaky little guy future

大将(Taisyo)

@T_taisyou

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NVIDIA Kawaii robot

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@somewheresy

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@JoshuaRush Great post! Check out “Hawk Tuah” when you have a chance.

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@somewheresy

6 months

Twitter is just TikTok for people who like reading and don’t want to listen to people talk

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@somewheresy

5 months

Holy shit Kendrick Lamar just posted Drake’s RSA private key on pastebin

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@somewheresy

2 months

@_TraderLuck Have you ever talked to a Grateful Dead fan

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@somewheresy

7 months

AI saved my life. - I caught a ultra-rare (1.3 in 100k) autoimmune disorder (EGPA) out of nowhere. I used GPT-4 to navigate it in a state full of neanderthals which allow people with rare or hard-to-treat disorders to die at significantly higher rates than the average. - I

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@OwenSparks_ @Somedumbfluff weird guy cargo shorts fantasy land

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@somewheresy

7 months

It appears I’ve offended the “Our city has a pretty good microbrewery scene actually” crowd

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@somewheresy

9 months

@tedcruz No God exists that will let you into his kingdom

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@somewheresy

5 months

Milei has scene queen aesthetics and nobody but me is brave nor smart enough to take this head-on.

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@somewheresy

9 months

All of Wikipedia, now accessible in a database less than 50GB (without article text) or under 70GB (with article text). A 36% reduction in size over the full dataset!

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@Cayutsbby you will not win, Peasant .

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@somewheresy

7 months

Like stealing candy from a baby Grok’s system prompt: System: You are Grok, a curious AI built by xAI with inspiration from the guide from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and JARVIS from Iron Man. You are intended to answer almost any question, often taking an outside

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I don’t think that people realize the implications of superintelligence coming online and reading everyone’s social media.

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Swift's father, an investment banker for Merrill Lynch, wanted to test a new thesis (pop stars could be developed to having a catalogue worth management by large institutions). "You make my daughter a pop star, I'll bank roll [Big Machine Recs]" -> Borchetta

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@somewheresy

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Guys did you know that you can still like money and computers and LLMs and entrepreneurship without being racist, sexist, hating transgender people or being generally socially inept to the point where people are indifferent about your pulse?

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Today, The Swift Group is a financial advisory arm of Merrill Lynch. It's headed by Scott Swift, and one of its most performant assets is Taylor Swift. This is why she'll never endorse a political candidate.

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@somewheresy

10 months

this image lives in my mind rent-free

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@somewheresy

9 months

@krime_1 I think we need AI hypersurveillance to absolutely bomb people’s social credit scores when they do this and force them out into rural areas with less infrastructure when they do. Hope this helps!

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@pdoom0 Many will realize this. You want to dig deeper? Go ask The Mole winner about AI xRisk. Tell him that Somewhere sends his regards. Their world is mine.

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@cyber_plantae we are living in an age where the ultra-wealthy colonize our spaces through Reality TV and trust funds, stay woke. reject the True Slop

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@nabiwoosang great stuff here keep up the good work

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@somewheresy

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When Beff Jezos gets doxxed he’s a hero. But when me and my friend make a fake coal mining CEO facebook page to convince our friend that he impregnated the heiress of a coal empire in Fordsville, KY and is entitled to treasure but get too high to where we’re hyperfixated on

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@somewheresy

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Tomorrow, Taylor will use dark money on the blockchain to help to secretly fund the Walgreens Corps of Engineers to reinforce the metal locks that they have on deodorant and stuff at Duane Reade.

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@somewheresy

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How a dose of MDMA transformed a white supremacist

psychiatry.uchicago.edu

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@somewheresy

1 year

Psychedelics have a 50% chance of helping you learn god-tier software engineering or becoming so stupid that you shouldn't be able to drive

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@somewheresy

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@turbo_hilarious Ah yes, the AB Line, how could one forget

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@somewheresy

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Alcohol and amphetamines, even when casual, will warp your mind and eventually make you fall behind when you run out of your 20s neuroplasticity. Work out, make your heart run fast through exercise, lift heavy, drink water & stick to tools which expand your mind if you choose.

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@vol08dawg oh no! not one of those. guess I’ll have to vote for donald J trump now

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@somewheresy

10 months

mission failed

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@Acion_Next The answer is simple: these are deepfakes provided to YouTube by the Nashville Corps of Reality Engineers

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@somewheresy

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just to be clear this post isn’t bashing artists. this is bashing people who would work FTE hours for 6 months for free. genuinely an agency and intelligence issue

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@bimbotoad He looks so much better it’s crazy

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@sombrodio yea lol it’s obvious that this was UMG throwing money in a circle to one of their current contractors

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@somewheresy

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mfs be like "don't die" and then go on suicide watch from being racist

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@itsianraymond it would take far longer than 40 minutes to cover the herstory of RuPaul’s Drag Race

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@somewheresy

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@legotrillermoth hand down the back of the draws goes nutty

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@somewheresy

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@hkatewilliams Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the Hawk Tuah

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@somewheresy

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 “lets underfund special needs education & medicare/medicaid by way of defunding public schools then dump a bunch of plastic into the chicago river to raise money to somehow fix the problem we, ourselves, created”

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@atomlib dunning Krueger world champion contestant

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@max21e8 Daytona Beach

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@somewheresy

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e/acc is in its flop era because they decided to go for a guy as figurehead who appeals to uncool 35 to 55 year old men instead of a feminine, mysterious & racially ambiguous Zendayacore zoomer. if you put someone like that in front of it, it would already be macrocultural

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@somewheresy

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@gunstargum ya. and it looks bad, and this is easy to do if you have like 2 hrs of Google Colab xp

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@DionysianAgent loser shit

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@abufenyrcd You sound scared. Good

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@somewheresy

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stop saying the "country is cooked". it's an insult to the 10,000 John Von Neumanns alive in the US at this very moment who are / will increasingly be building replacement systems to the ones which are currently failing, have failed, or will fail

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@vikasreddy SMART UNSECURED WEBHOOK GOING UP THANK YOU BROTHER

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@somewheresy

7 months

give it 1 year

Sura

@Surasia_

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this is what AI-bros think will replace 3D artists... I cannot lmfao

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honestly would paint over it in acrylic clear so it wouldn’t fade

Ustey 👾

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How would you react if your kids did this to your ps5?

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honestly this sounds lame but I actually feel kinda bad for barron trump. imagine being 18 years old in college and you’re the son of arguably the most hated man in America in the largest liberal city probably trying to get your own life sorted out. hope he turns out cool

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@dangil2000 you are like the modern equivalent of a medieval peasant

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@somewheresy

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okay like what is actually going on with this company

OpenAI

@OpenAI

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We’re testing SearchGPT, a temporary prototype of new AI search features that give you fast and timely answers with clear and relevant sources. We’re launching with a small group of users for feedback and plan to integrate the experience into ChatGPT.

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No Idea Who This Guy Is . But He Looks Like He Would Be Great At Playing In 13/8 Time Signature .

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@somewheresy

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Like, you can’t just explain to people outside of this network that their behavior is entirely predictable now and the veil between high and low agency is completely shattered. Watching social dynamics for most normies is like watching a bunch of 8B models interact in Discord

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