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PWL

@PintsUTD

3 years

BBQWL’s top 5 tips for making perfect, delicious steaks - yes, even from the supermarket - every time, with ease:

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@PintsUTD

3 years

Sounds like one of Pep’s cup runs.

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@PintsUTD

1 year

If only there was some way of determining which team is better. Say, have the top 20 or so teams play each other home and away in a “league” system and see who wins the most games. Good idea that.

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

1 year

"I wanted Brighton to win, even as a Palace fan!" 😳 "For all the things that are good about football, Brighton are a better side than Man United!" 😬 Simon Jordan shares his thoughts on why he holds #BHAFC in higher regard than #MUFC . 👀

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@PintsUTD

5 months

Does anyone else absolutely detest this melt?

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5 months

Steven Bartlett attends the Virgin Media British Academy Television Awards 2022 at The Royal Festival Hall (2022)

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@PintsUTD

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@EzekielsLament @O_SoChilled And got the other teachers to stand behind the goal screaming obscenities at them

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4 months

Liverpool have defined their greatest modern era by United’s lack of success. They are absolutely convinced this has been a golden age for their club. But not one of them has witnessed the league being lifted at anfield in the past 30 years. Amazing really.

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@PintsUTD

3 years

@Maximil61638275 @BNONews The world is only 7,000 years old max.

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@PintsUTD

5 months

Sky sports reporting Hojlund’s opening goal possibly shouldn’t have stood as the team coach made an illegal right turn entering the stadium. Mike Dean to cover on post game. More to come.

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@PintsUTD

7 months

What’s better than sitting alone in the pub drinking pints and having a long, hard stare at your phone?

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@PintsUTD

3 years

Truly remarkable

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@PintsUTD

1 year

Imagine if United were en route to the treble and 3 straight leagues having broken all the rules and with 100 cases hanging over them. You’d hear about nothing else anywhere you went.

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@PintsUTD

2 years

@WestHamXtra This man needs a cat scan immediately.

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@joeyingib @_infinitejest

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@PintsUTD

3 years

@AntNumbers He’s got shit on his shoe

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@PintsUTD

3 years

Has to be Dual IPA.

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@MintRoyale

3 years

Which pop star always drinks 2 beers at once?

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3 months

Worst United end of all time?

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@PintsUTD

4 months

You got two train beers. One is freshly bought, glistening at perfect temperature. The other was bought an hour ago, still cold enough to drink and be ok but nowhere near its best. Do you savour cold one first or drink the warmer one because it’s gonna only get worse?

Maximise the cold

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Limit the damage

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@PintsUTD

1 year

Mind posting your ticket on here so we can see who’s touted it you?

Mahyar Tousi

@MahyarTousi

1 year

We, Man United fans, sing the national anthem because we love our country. 🇬🇧 Eat your heart out, Liverpool.

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3 years

“I notice the hot dog van is closed. That must’ve been a big disappointment.”

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@PintsUTD

1 year

@masonchallinor They were the best versus their competition in a single season.

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@PintsUTD

8 months

“Yeah it was all fraudulent. I don’t care. I was there when we overpowered historic clubs with our financial doping. Send me back to league 2 where our coaches can bum kids out of the spotlight.”

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

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“I genuinely don’t care!” 😅🤷‍♂️ “Take whatever. Put us down in the Northern Premier, I’ll be there watching with City fans.” @StevenMcinerney reveals why he isn’t scared about any FFP sanctions #MCFC could face.

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2 years

@TraffordPubReds @rikki_roberts2 Hey mate, you can have my pair for Brentford. No charge.

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@PintsUTD

1 year

They could tell he wasn’t a Newcastle fan because he owns clothing that isn’t a black and white striped replica.

Football Away Days

@FBAwayDays

1 year

This is how Newcastle fans dealt with an Arsenal fan in the home end yesterday. #NUFC #AFC

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@PintsUTD

3 years

They’ve invented communicating with teammates

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@_bubblxs

3 years

3 days later... When van Dijk instructed Milner to pass to Shaqiri... who then gets the assist for Wijnaldum’s header 😭

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@PintsUTD

3 years

They’ve invented 9/11

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@PintsUTD

2 years

Why does everything become a cult? I’ll never touch this beer out of principle.

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@ladbible

2 years

The cake of dreams 😍 📸: @niallm1999

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@PintsUTD

3 years

Delighted to announce I smacked my missus mum’s arse today in a case of mistaken identity

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@PintsUTD

2 months

Shocking question from Gary Lineker about Ten Hag managing his last game. I genuinely can’t believe he’s asked him that.

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@PintsUTD

8 months

I deliberately hit a golf ball at your house in Portugal last November

Michael Owen

@themichaelowen

8 months

The @NUFC v @Arsenal game yesterday was a brilliant watch. Two top teams going at it. The only (in his words) ‘embarrassing’ and ‘disgraceful’ thing about it was Arteta’s behaviour. A common occurrence that damages the game more than any incorrect decision. For his club to now

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1 year

They’ve beaten us 84-0 the last 2 years and they’re sitting here tweeting about a half time whistle the year they won the title. Cuckoo.

This Is Anfield

@thisisanfield

1 year

Remember this? Sadio Mane in on goal vs. Man United. Ref blows early for half time. Guess which ref it was. Yes, Paul Tierney.

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@PintsUTD

2 years

@Gmane07 @BoxingKingdom14 50 cal machine guns > punches

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@PintsUTD

3 years

I love Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, but he needs to go. Living on moments in games and a total shambles defensively. We have no guile when defending a lead. Even in wins we ride our luck. Naive and predictable. This squad is too talented and too expensive to be this mediocre.

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@PintsUTD

1 year

Brighton and Newcastle fans bonding over their United heartbreak and subsequent minor revenge is hilarious. Like two miserable blokes whose wives have cheated on them bragging about the stripper they paid to go fully nude 😂

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@PintsUTD

2 years

Absolutely gone at Tim Sherwood’s fantasy team name 😂

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@PintsUTD

3 years

“Mum, when is daddy coming home?” “Daddy has a new home above the bookies now darling.”

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#nufc fan Peterborough Station heading to #NEWTOT

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@Balbatov9 Bc then I have two?

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@PintsUTD

3 years

Dear women. Decorative cushions that need to be removed from the bed only to be put back on the next day are stupid. They’re fucking stupid. Stop it.

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@PintsUTD

1 year

Neville acting like Antony has been shite all season and just showed up this second half. Does he even watch United?

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@PintsUTD

1 year

Erm. That’s John Terry.

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@BazakeMedia

1 year

🚨 | BREAKING: FBI cyber fraud detectives have released an efit of a man wanted in connection with multimillion dollar NFT fraud. The man is believed to be in his early forties and possibly lives in the UK.

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@PintsUTD

9 months

Rest now girl. You were a great dog. ❤️

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@PintsUTD

2 years

LOOK AT THE BADGE ON THEIR TRACKSUITS ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #MUFC

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@PintsUTD

3 years

@BW27_ @AntNumbers @LozzaFox Amazing the media gives these fringe weirdos airtime

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@PintsUTD

2 years

RIP gentle old boy. 💔

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2 years

UTFR

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1 year

@MattWalshBlog LOL @ Twitter outing you as a liar

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@PintsUTD

3 years

Not fussed about Ronaldo joining City. Football is dead anyway. State-run clubs with unlimited money, rules that can be broken, endless arbitration. Only comfort is the craic with your mates before games, travelling with them. Any success is just a less and less regular bonus.

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@PintsUTD

2 years

@talkSPORT @shebahn Literally no match-going red is onboard with #emptyoldtraford . It’s not happening so don’t report it as a failure when no one leaves. Correct your reporting please.

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3 years

@PeterJa33073678 @LateNightReds Grass

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Varaynnnne @bashy_mc

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3 years

The club should buy them all and permanently ban whoever the ticket is assigned to.

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3 years

Been molested

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@NickAdamsinUSA I’m embarrassed for you.

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@SHBismyname 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@NickPemby This is my life mate. They hate relaxation. we are meant to be suffering 24/7.

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1 year

Went to volley my chewing gum over the back fence and I’ve instead launched my slipper 30 yards into neighbour’s garden.

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@FKiernan5 The dad would 100% push his sons down to aid his escape

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@PintsUTD

3 years

What happened to keeping your nut down and simply walking down the street from A to B?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Lol. We have 30 days paid holiday over here here 😂

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@PintsUTD

2 years

Just found out we are having a baby boy. Buck your ideas up @ManUtd !

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2 years

Oh my DAYS

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1 year

@AgentOThom Oh shit. Fucking hell ahahahaha

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3 years

Players no one has heard of can afford lambos. Game reeks.

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@addyKapur @lilRichienews They prob think there’s 1,000 active shooters

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@PintsUTD

3 years

My autistic 7 year old child has started being bullied and I am just overwhelmed with sadness about it. She’s not. She takes it all in stride. I have so much fear for the future.

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@johnmaguir37217 Not funny is it really

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@PintsUTD

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@rikki_roberts2 @LukeShaw23 @MarcusRashford @JesseLingard @juanmata8 @B_Fernandes8 @mctominay10 @DalotDiogo @ManUtd @Cristiano @HarryMaguire93 Can have my pair. Take them for nothing.

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@PintsUTD

2 years

As Antony said to Casemiro As he opened up a case of ale Ohhhh I say Some clubs are bigger than others Some clubs are bigger than others Some clubs are bigger than others 🎶🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

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@PintsUTD

3 years

Imagine if Tim Howard was still an Everton player. Reporters following him round as he desperately tries to keep the ticks under control but keeps blurting out “GYLFI! NONCE!” Jesus.

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3 years

@lfcJ7_

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@PintsUTD

2 years

People on zero hours contracts who were down to work at sporting events this week won’t be getting a pay cheque. Think about that for a minute. A billionaire dies in one of her palaces and someone’s kids might not get their lunch next week. They won’t get to play football either.

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Iconic.

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3 years

Absolutely no need for mushrooms on a full English.

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@PintsUTD

3 years

@stevetav @NoContextBrits It’s a disgrace in my book. 5.2 to 4.8 and now 4.6. All done on the sly too. The taste has changed a lot as wel. It’s got that cheap lager sweetness you get from fosters. You may be able to tell I’m angry about this. 😂

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@_infinitejest Why’s he on Dragon’s Den and also doing ads for Huel on YouTube?

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@PintsUTD

2 years

3 points spoiled by a hideous and pointless slab head cameo.

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2 years

Hope to be using this a lot this summer:

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@PintsUTD

3 years

Fucking wait for it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@PintsUTD

2 years

Hahaha poor bastard is suffffering

Ska’d 4 life

@cyp_toon

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Excellent eye 👁 control 👏👏

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Personally love Gary Neville. Weird this pile on.

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LOL

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@Deano_3112 Can’t work out if the lad on the right is 16 or 60.

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1 year

Ben White absolutely reeks of All Bar One

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@imgrandsure Not as bad as this one.

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@LeleeTifra @ShannonSharpe You filling up a 737 bro or what?

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@PintsUTD

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@mnrrntt Lockdown has been a saviour for them. Watch them get filled in outside an All Bar One after the 19th.

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@PintsUTD

3 years

If your first reaction to Lindelof’s issue today was to use it to push your retarded vaccine conspiracy theory, you are a massive danger.

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3 years

Hahaha calmly handled king.

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@NoContextBrits

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It’s literally second to Barca.

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@UnitedDNA99

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We might be terrible on the pitch but our support is 2nd to none.

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@PintsUTD

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Hang on, they were singing “Jesse Lingard is one of our own?” After a brief loan? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Last min addition to suitcase

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@jacobbmc2 Finger bum

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Pys

@CFCPys

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🚨 The Premier League has refused Chelsea permission to sign a shirt sponsorship deal with Paramount Plus, amid concerns it would upset the competition’s broadcast partners. In a move that is understood to have triggered considerable surprise at Stamford Bridge, officials had

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@PintsUTD

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Men, please seek help if you’re feeling desperate. There’s nothing that can’t be solved, and the only thing that’s permanent is death and the pain felt by your loved ones.

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@dustytheestalli @Chana9MUFC They’ll be on buses by next week

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@PintsUTD

3 years

The worst genre of twitter user is the lads who think they are football experts because they won the treble with Gillingham on champ man and follow some xG accounts.

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#MUFC 's shape in build up.

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@PintsUTD

2 years

Firearms are the leading cause of death for children in America. What more needs saying?

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@JoJoFromJerz

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“All I did was send them to school.” Thoughts and prayers are not enough. Not even close to enough. When are we going to DO something? It’s time for action. Not just more empty words. #AwakenDawn

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@SJA_10z @KingyCha Lol. Immigration never been higher than under this Brexit shambles.

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HAHAHAHA WHAT A TRIUMPH!

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Update:

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