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@NickPemby
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Best bit of the game today 😂 fair play
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You know what really annoys my bird? When I’ve been work all day and she catches me lying down on the couch and relaxing it really grates on her
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@NickPemby
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@PintsUTD Might start jogging on the spot when she looks over just keeping busy
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She’s just caught me watching football I’ve got to do a tip run now
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@Shorty19843 Hahaha leave her with 3 kids that’ll show her!!😂
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@bootlegger1974 Diet starts Monday baby
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Him not getting in has improved my hangover no end
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. @FCBarcelona shame on you scamming lots of matchday day tickets. & shame on @ManUtd for telling we could transfer tickets over.
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@ScottishBantrr Nostrils got their own postcodes
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2 years
Giddy for Sunday anybody caught singing that ten hag song will be offered …bastards
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@jaywoodmufc Privilege to sit behind what a chap
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She's had a belter ❤️
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Mad 29 years old rough as fuck waiting to be picked up for work praying for something to happen so I don’t have to go in GROW UP
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@lethal1903 @stonefish100 Awe don’t say that 😩
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@ladbible That should clear up in two to three weeks if you take these
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@markhcymru Update he blocked me when I called him a virgin for wanting a straightener on a space
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Just found this on my phone @DeigoSteve up the chippy bar reds 🤣🤣
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That rants n bants twat can shove that in his pipe and smoke it the cunt
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Some booze yesterday that
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That bathtub gets twatted every weekend at menagerie doesn’t it
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@ManUtd @AnderHerrera I’d rather discuss the length of that finger 😂
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Great trip that 🇾🇪🍻
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Not done any baking for a while but these turned out alright steak balti pies and I threw an extra scotch bonnet in there for good measure 😅😂
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We’ll never die 🇾🇪 @thebadgemanltd
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Dad again to twins this time buzzing
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Imagine a session with one of these 😂
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Wigan (a)
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@JacobScott_7 Gonna be a nightmare keeping that phone charged
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@_callumstone Half wish he'd unblock me he makes me laugh 😂
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2 years
My little lads first game watching the reds tomorrow am giddy as fuck
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Just ruined my one of the girls birthday she’s got a frozen boombox and i farted in the microphone to make her laugh,she’s crying and fell out with me sick
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1 year
Out with the tribe sampling a few our sienna has just stated a fact that chocolate is healthy on Easter 🐣 #truthbomb
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2 years
There’s always one lads
@hol__trems
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Probably coz she’s been at work all day too but she doesn’t have the luxury of lying on the couch coz there is shit to do 🤨
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Early start forest away you what
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@ManUtdFaceValue Website crash pending
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@2223j_ The man’s setting standards 😂
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Away days with this guy @Yakkers08
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3 years
Can’t fault him standing on someone’s trainers is a smack in the mouth offence
@SkySportsPL
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Former Manchester United midfielder Ronnie Wallwork has been given a suspended prison sentence after he admitted an assault on a man who stepped on his white trainers.
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Just shit myself spewing up on the toilet infront of my kids
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Big 29 today and it’s knocking me sick I’m nearly 30
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I’ve come to the decision that hasbulla is a little prick who takes full advantage of being a little fart cos nobody’s gonna hit him back I’d volley the little cunt if he digged me😂
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Hasbulla summoned the strength of his ancestors with this punch
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I want gabby Agbonlahor a straightener
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1 year
Nice break with the family been a long season following the reds
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Wembley tickets ✅ UTFR🇾🇪
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Some people have never been punched in the mouth for talking shit and it shows.. you don’t disrespect other peoples mams END OF
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Happy birthday to my girls 5 today ❤️❤️
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Think we sign Weggy permanently me just for good vibes love him
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Early start tomorrow with the boy then bandit bus to Sheffield can't wait UTFR🇾🇪🍻
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@SaeedTV_ @FabrizioRomano @F_Edits @ManUtd How long before you turn on him you parasite
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Does he know we’re at the football
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@rachhannX Honestly if I look to comfy it really offends her 😂
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Won’t be able to speak by kick off up the reds
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@ManUtdMEN Get it paid lads
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10 months
Taking my little girl to her first game tomorrow hopefully hope she loves it ❤️
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9 years
Cant wait for my own little family 👪
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Love him already
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@ManUtdFaceValue Can’t believe loads don’t want to go 😂
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@ManUtdMatchday Been on the site ready to click on it since before I went bed last night now I’m 998 in a queue your apologies don’t really cut it lads absolute disgrace
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10 months
I've had enough of John fury what a fuckin weirdo
@MichaelBensonn
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‼️ Tyson Fury vs Francis Ngannou final press conference face-off ahead of Saturday night… [🎥 @Queensberry ]
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Memories on Facebook copping for a jab in the schoolboys finals in Dagenham 2009.. I won though
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Proud dad today our Sienna got star of the week at ballet 🩰
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Can tell he's a right horrible little cunt you just know when he punches people randomly he's genuinely trying to hurt em I'd volley his head clean off his shoulders if he pulled a knife on my dog
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Hasbulla a Mini Chucky fr😅 pullin out that knife🔪
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Rough as fuck I'm tearing up beautiful this
@mrdanwalker
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Special moment at #Glastonbury as the crowd help Lewis Capaldi ❤️
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Young pup Pem there ahaha
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It’s not shaggin weather is it fuck me
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@OfficialPLT I’ll sleep well tonight cheers lads
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What a day
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Hahahaha Fuckin love him me
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Few cans of do as you’re told ..be rude not to
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Me when the lockdowns over in weatherspoons after two pints and a duster
@RexChapman
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This little girl pretending to like mommy’s cooking is the Twitter content I’m here for...🤭🤣😭💀
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@CansAndBansV10 Sickening people who sidewind want putting down scruffs
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Slept since 6 o'clock yesterday and I'm still tired what the effin fuck ?
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Best ones yet
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They keep coming 😂😂
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Slept walked last night and pissed on the bedroom floor need to stop that booze me
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Thanks uncle josh 👌😂 @fearonjosh
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First away game tomorrow fuckin made up
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@bootlegger1974 What we reckon to the selection captain
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The girls first school pic 😍
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5 tickets for united under 21s vs Leeds with car parking for free there if anybody fancies it I'd rather have bums in seats than just not go (don't need to be a member) @UTDPatron @ManUtdFaceValue
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2 years
Jim ratcliffe get your dick out and put a bid in mush
@SkyNews
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Manchester United owners to explore sale as Glazers seek new investment
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Gonna be highly intoxicated today UTFR🇾🇪
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Bastards get what they deserve
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If anyone ever pulls out a knife just fuckin run man please it’s not worth it
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Ordering a chinese for sarah and the kids tonight so I’ve got Chinese for breakfast when I’m rough tomorrow is probably the smartest thing I’m ever gonna do in my life
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Biiiig day today
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3 years
Shouldn’t be having a dummy at that age
@SwearingKids
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5 years
What do YOU think about Halloween...?
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Season ticket renewed 🇾🇪
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10 months
Pint of Stella when you get a minute fella
@Rainmaker1973
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Bartending is an art form, not just about pulling pints. [📹 mogu2_food]
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Up the reds
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I've had enough of him now ban him from anything televised attention seeking and not knowing how to behave its just freaky behaviour and nobody gives a fuck what he thinks
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‼️ John Fury crashes the KSI vs Tommy Fury cage face-off and THROWS PUNCHES at the glass ahead of their fight on Saturday night… [🎥 @MF_DAZNXSeries ]
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Is this gay Jack and josh have a pizza night every week and no one else is aloud to go am I right in thinking they both suck each other off
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Elite tea
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