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I bet I hate Manchester United more than you 🇾🇪 he/him

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@LFCHistoryShow
"YNWA" The Story of Liverpool FC
3 years
Money can't buy you this. #Liverpool #YNWA
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Sky were bang up for fan protests until it affected their super Sunday. Don’t let them rewrite history today.
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Fold the fucking club
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Fuck sake. They’ve invented singing songs now.
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Aye, in the same way Finland is ok with 12 inches of snow but you probably wouldn’t be you fucking moron
@JamesMelville
James Melville 🚜
2 years
30º in the UK is “too hot” and a national emergency. But 30º abroad is an escape to the sun.
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@jmkfrstr @BeardedGenius Odd way to announce yourself as a nonce.
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This is the worst thing they’ve ever done, including Bennell.
@ManCity
Manchester City
3 years
By order of... 👁 🔷 #ManCity |
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Arrest Yanks, not Mancs
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Never seen umbrella academy but this fella with 4 dicks is my favourite already
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“The rot starts at the top” 🇾🇪✊🏻
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@H_A_M28 After Karius dropped the ball in the net and they sent him death threats
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He’s right, it was much worse that time we went to Anfield and wound him up and got him sent off after 8 seconds the Phil Collins bastard
@utdreport
utdreport
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Steven Gerrard on the Old Trafford reception: "Relatively quiet. I have been to noisier stadiums than this. It was a good cup tie, a good atmosphere but in terms of what I got, water off a duck's back." #mulive [bbc]
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Imagine going to the pub to watch the match and you have to put up with this performative dickhead screaming away at the TV while his mate films it. Somebody should glass the prick.
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@Goonerldn_ @summshawty @pktheterrible Only reason to check his pulse is to save the lad who punched him from having to do time.
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How it started: How it’s going:
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@jmkfrstr @BeardedGenius You’re saying you think it’s fine for an adult man to date a child. Nonce.
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@AlexGalbate @nypost 9 words would have sufficed.
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Disgrace that a devout Turkish national can’t attend a football match with the flag of his nation without being plastered all over the internet. Disgusting.
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He’s a good egg
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@JayMotty We’ll drill that shit out of him during pre-season
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The monarchy and the Catholic Church are 2 sides of the same coin. Nonce protectors until the end.
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Viva John Terry ⚠️
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@hepwo1986 @MrJamesMahon Joke’s on you, United are 5th
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@AntNumbers
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@judeinlondon @christotaylo I’m shocked that a show written by Glinner is linked to such deviants
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@Telegraph How are you going to travel to Tenerife if you’ve had your passport taken so you can’t go to Qatar?
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@AntNumbers
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@CansAndBansV10 Can they show us what he looked like the last time they won the league in front of supporters?
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Happy anniversary, Uncle Malc. 8 years and counting. 🥳 @buccaneers
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The simplest way I can put it is that Britain is a nation of people absolutely obsessed with the idea that somebody, somewhere might just be getting something they’re not and they absolutely will not stand for it.
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If only there had been a 2 week period with no games to sack and replace a failing manager. Absolute fucking shitshow.
@MailSport
Mail Sport
3 years
Rangnick farce! Manchester United fear new interim boss will NOT be in the dugout for Arsenal clash as club chiefs scramble | @ChrisWheelerDM
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@AndyMitten Football was nothing without fans until the fans were actually back in the stadiums
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@BBCSport Imagine having a statue for somebody that has never got close to winning a European cup.
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Also, fuck TikTok’s algorithm suggesting this shite at me.
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@tom7p @BanditNanna The host was trying to write a different story.
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@fayekinley2 “Can we be mature about me cutting you out because I was dating somebody who doesn’t agree with your existence” is one hell of a text to send
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Fucking hell. MUTV discussing champions league football with divs from West Ham, Arsenal and Spurs. Fold the fucking club.
@stewartgardner
Stewart Gardner
2 years
Who will clinch CL qualification? We discuss it on The Debate with guests from our top 4 rivals plus @WesBrown24 from 6pm on #mutv and on the @ManUtd app.
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Ten Hag watching MOTD tomorrow with his morning coffee
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Everybody wants to laugh about the Glazers until it’s their club getting the wrong end of the shit stick.
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@DebsSayItAgain @SkyNewsBreak I probably wouldn’t, I don’t even like tapas
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Joe Cole has just gone full Brexit. “There’s nothing better than going to a foreign country and sticking it to them”. Fucking hell.
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@bashy_mc Pretty sure I’ve just seen it
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You went twice in the 90s and bottled it
@alanshearer
Alan Shearer
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Telllll me maaaaa me maaaa we won’t be home for tea we’re going to Wembeeerrlleyyy ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
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The fucking outrage when this lot were binned from Soccer Saturday.
@FootballRamble
Football Ramble
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Man City signed Kevin De Bruyne 7 years ago today. A great excuse to post some of the worst punditry ever on the timeline. Watch and enjoy 🤣
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Danny Rose is the hero we need
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There is no better result today than the game being called off. None whatsoever. And it should be the same for the next home game. And the one after that. Damage the club, damage the owners.
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What the fuck is going on where you’ve got Micheal Owen absolutely nailing the manager?
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Lost my bestest mate today. Gutted.
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Not that it’s relevant to the div with his chippy but: Fuck the tories.
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@bashy_mc “And that is why I’m masturbating in front of you”
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Worries me that too many seem to think it’s “job done” after yesterday. This has to be the beginning, it certainly isn’t the end. Lads need to be up for it when it’s not just an excuse for a big day out after a year without going to the match. The hard part is still to come.
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@mufcshirts @TheSirRobotto It’s even black and white out of respect to the queen
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@antpaulbloom Imagine being ousted by a geriatric signed for a free from PSG. Twice.
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Seems Bissouma has gone a bit far in his desperate attempt to convince Solskjaer he’d fit in at United
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@duckford10 @codybartlettt @SkyNewsBreak They’ll be ok, not everybody is a child.
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@Raquel_Savage Normalise men not responding with violence when they’re told pretty much anything
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Red Issue is much better when it’s more about stopping United play and less “Bill gates wants to kill everybody”
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All rivalries aside I hope his foot falls off
@cityreport_
City Report
3 years
Kevin De Bruyne's ankle is seriously swollen and ligaments took a blow. The swelling could mean the full extent of the injury is only known in a few days. [via @HLNinEngeland ]
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@goal
GOAL
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Ex-Premier League referee Mark Clattenburg calls Jurgen Klopp 'a hypocrite' and accuses him of trying to influence referees 😯
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United’s support is like a battered wife refusing to leave their fella and insisting they’ll change and they love her really.
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@MarkOgden_ Not having 2,000 fans a week must have really hit them hard
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@imayall @PPI_poppet @amateuradam There’s no time for your sensible thinking
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I’m absolutely fucking astounded that the most sought after player in world football doesn’t fancy fucking about at United for the next 4 years
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
3 years
Manchester United have reportedly ended their interest in Erling Haaland after being told that he would prefer a move to another club. More ⤵️ #bbcfootball
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6 years ago today hahahahahahahaha
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Most clubs wouldn’t need to clarify that the complainants are over 16
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
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BREAKING: Benjamin Mendy has been charged with four counts of rape and one count of sexual assault against three complainants aged over 16 between October 2020 and August 2021, Cheshire Constabulary said. [via @PA ]
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Could go West Ham. Hate going West Ham. Said I’d never go West Ham again. Will probably go West Ham.
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@BBCSport Doubt Wales will sell him to a rival
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Bore off, you Scalextric bastards
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@AndyMitten Does this include Paul Pogba?
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@RedIssue Looks like he’s carrying a hard drive....
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@ConorMcGrace @TraMufc Focus on drinking their subsidised beer. Spineless.
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@DMReporter The implementation of seatbelts in cars has lead to more people wearing seatbelts to die in crashes.
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I’d play him over martial
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Maybe the Irish reds should take a trip to Kazakhstan to watch this
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@GripperTake68 Be nice if he can build the cell they eventually put you in
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I’ve no idea what they do but hopefully it involves making rape alarms
@UtdPlug
UtdPlug
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🚨💰 Manchester United are in advanced discussions with American company Qualcomm to replace TeamViewer on the front of the jersey. United are targeting a £60m-a-year deal. @TheAthleticFC #MUFC
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What a weekend 💛🖤 #WhenIraScores
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Into these bastards
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Not a single trophy 😂😂😂
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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The glory days look set to return to St. James’ Park ⚫️⚪️ 📖 A new chapter begins...
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@DMReporter So he’s chosen to be like his mum?
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Rooney was right in 2010. Ronaldo is right now. Get your heads out your fucking arse.
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@CansAndBansV10 Fuming if it’s 24-1
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@davidallengreen It’s like they don’t even grasp that without the poor people they can’t be rich
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@BBCSport Hardly surprising, they’ve existed about 8 weeks
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The Athletic are planning a 10,000 word article travelling to China to speak to workers at the factory where the fireworks were made.
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If Solskjaer wasn’t in that dressing room at half time telling the lads to “GIVE IT, GIVE IT, GIVE IT, TO EDI CAVANI” then he’s finished at United.
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It’s fucking amazing that they all just stood there at the side of the road for 6 hours 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@WHU_ISA @FSA_FairCop People should be banned for wearing skinny jeans with no socks
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Can’t expect Rangers to play while the queen is on her deathbed. They’re clearly shell shocked.
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Unless it’s to announce his funeral I don’t care.
@ManUtd
Manchester United
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An open letter from Joel Glazer to all Manchester United fans.
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@bashy_mc Have a word with Red Issue, pal.
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@AntNumbers
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@LRTT155 @CansAndBansV10 Like being invited back to some bird’s gaff and she makes you sit outside listening to her play with herself. Congratulations.
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Been in a shit job that I hate for 13 years for a few reasons (mainly me being shit) but had some conversations this week and a decent job opportunity is probably open for me to change things this year and for that reason it’s been a good week.
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GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT TO EDI CAVANI
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“Your own fans”
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@englandcricket Being so pissed I fall asleep in my seat
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