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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Don’t buy the fucking sun.

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Sarah Phelps

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3 years

His poor wife. How fucking humiliating and horrible.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

3 years

Fuck - and I simply cannot stress this enough - off.

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

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Police boss criticised after saying women "need to be streetwise" about powers of arrest

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@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Fuck off.

The Independent

@Independent

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Opinion: Let’s try “Dry Covid” – lockdown is the time to kick our national alcohol habit for good

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

200 wankers whinging about my beautiful first born child Johannes, you’re blessed these two grace your grunting muddy existence. Now shit off and let all the children boogie,

Strictly Come Dancing's first same-sex routine sparks almost 200 complaints

The groundbreaking performance on the BBC ballroom smash has garnered 189 complaints for being ‘offensive’

www.theguardian.com

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

1 year

Lewis Capaldi being held aloft by the crowd as his tics overwhelmed him is massive, so important. really beautiful. Nobody would have got that a few years ago, would they? this love, care, kindness, understanding, this matters so much. We inch forward, we do, despite all. ❤️

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

My smashing brother is having an assessment this morning and if he passes, he’ll be driving a bin lorry which will s an essential service and I’m really proud of him.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

Three. Billion.

Mirror Politics

@MirrorPolitics

4 years

Tories face legal challenge over £3bn of 'missing' coronavirus contracts

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

Fucking hell.

Nick Murphy

@nickmurftweets

4 years

I missed this. Wow

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

1 year

I've got a fucking name, you wankers

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

1 year

Pig tempted out of ditch with Turkish delight

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Anyway, that’s a story about my darling silly 3 legged lurcher. She just knows. My other dog is a sociopath tho. She knows but she don’t care. Here’s Beulah the sweetheart. ❤️❤️❤️

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

3 months

thank fuck but in French

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

3 years

Leave Rylan the fuck alone.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

9 months

Private Eye were all over the Horizon scandal (and Fujitsu's other catastrophic HGM contracts) like a rash from the off. Private Eye are terriers, they dig and dig, they latch on and they don't let go. get yourselves a subscription, mates. The work matters. It really matters.

Tom Jamieson

@jamiesont

9 months

If only you had a Private Eye subscription hey lads…but at least we know you watch the telly (The TV show was superb BTW, massive congrats to everyone involved…but FFS it’s been 10+ years of this horrendous scandal destroying innocent lives)

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

11 months

My darling mum died at 3 minutes past 1 this morning. God but cancer is so remorseless but at the very very end, it was gentle, she was at home and we were all with her. We loved her so very much. Go well across the shining river. Go well.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

When this shit is over, remember the brands who did the right thing and fuck the ones who didn’t.

Caroline Hirons

@CarolineHirons

5 years

. @LOCCITANE_UK are paying their staff while they are closed. @homebargains have put together a £30 million fund to make sure their staff are paid up until December. Meanwhile Jabba the Hut Philip Green has laid off @Topshop staff without any pay. No redundancy, holiday. Wanker.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

6 years

in a cave in Thailand, rescuing children.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

2 years

@MetroUK why don't you mind your business?

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

Public service 😍

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Mates, I haven’t smoked a cigarette for 363 days. THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THREE DAYS.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Sandria's a cunt.

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@pickledpuffin

5 years

This is Sandra. Sandra is so FUCKING ANGRY she's perfectly fine with kids dying! Don't be like Sandra.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

3 years

Morning @Telegraph you need to have a word with your cartoonist as a matter of urgency.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Put bees in charge.

Gervase Evans

@Gsharptools

5 years

This image was sent to me with explanation that the keeper forgot to put the frames in so bees built as they felt fit. Airflow/temp regulation! Bees know best. A maze Zing. Beautiful #BeekeepersHour

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

A year of no fags! A whole year!

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

6 years

@FernRiddell make men stop

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

6 years

Mates, just been to local Italian with entire fam for my mums 80th. Everyone there sings Happy Birthday when the cake comes out.. Rick Astley is in restaurant which means RICK ASTLEY JUST SANG TO MY MUM. I tell her this. She says ‘who?’ Sake.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

wanking and cocaine

The Transformed Wife 🦋

@godlywomanhood

5 years

Look at your bodies, women! Breasts, ovaries, and a womb. God created you for the magnificent job of creating and nourishing new life! What can be more important than this?!?!

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Fuck you, Philip Green and Arcadia. You piece of absolute shit.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

it was a fucking vigil. my rage is hotter than a thousand suns.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

3 years

I want this team to fucking win so all those tiny sour shits who spat rheum on them taking the knee have to praise them like they should.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

6 years

I am never not going to feel wall-eyed blood curdling fury at this being done to us, to this country. for ambition, for regulatory bonfires & rabid cupidity, for spit frothing ideology. fuck them. and get that cunt Farage off my telly.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Kathy Burke.

Mental Floss

@mental_floss

5 years

Amazon has added a 'Samuel L. Jackson' voice option for Alexa. What other celebrities would you like to see added to Alexa?

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

2 years

Oooh the placement. It burnsssss

Alain Tolhurst

@Alain_Tolhurst

2 years

"Everyone try and look happy for the PM's final Cabinet photo"

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

And only a few short days ago we were cunts for not going to Pret.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

1 year

Bloody hell!! The Sixth Commandment review – as immaculate a piece of TV as you will ever see | Television | The Guardian

The Sixth Commandment review – as immaculate a piece of TV as you will ever see

This true-crime tale of a predator poisoning two vulnerable victims is harrowing and intense – but it is impossible to look away

www.theguardian.com

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Here is a very sad but sweet story; so yesterday I took Beulah my 3 legged rescue lurcher to the vets for a dental. We’re there early but everyone is tense and suddenly a man and his late teens son come in with a beautiful big Airedale collapsed on n the mans arms..

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

Fucking twats. #thenews #everything #fuckoff #twats

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

13 days

@Sarah_Kendall If you also start thinking how you should buy two axes, one for the home, one for the car, then that’s menopause.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

3 years

Back in the late 70s and 80s, we'd walk down the street with my cousin Andy & people would shout at us. Things would get thrown at us. At him. My sweet, gentle cousin. But look at this. This is completely wonderful. He's completely wonderful. George, you absolute superstar.

CBeebies Grown-Ups 🎉

@CBeebiesHQ

3 years

🚨EXCITING NEWS🚨 Our NEW CBeebies House presenter, George will be starting soon! ❤️ He loves cooking and dancing, and he can't wait to be your friend. 🥘🕺🤗

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

hello. today, I did my first Couch to 5k "run" * I have sustained an SERIOUS ATHLETIC INJURY i am NOT SVELTE. but I did it and 18 months ago I smoked 60 a day so. *sweaty grunting stumble also, i am now having a gin.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

🔥🔥🔥 Polish women entirely fucking done with this shit 🔥🔥🔥

Faerie 🧡

@LiquidFaerie

4 years

In Poland, millions of women across the country are striking after the government banned abortion. Refusing to go to work, drive, cook at home, or do anything until the ban is dropped. Poland's President today indicated they may have to change or reverse the law. ✊🏼

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

DAY 68 OF NO CIGARETTES I genuinely can't believe that I've done this. you can't overestimate my reliance on camel blues. i didn't think i;d ever chalk up 5 days, let alone 68. fucking hell. i'm proper chuffed.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

I am so terribly fucking sad tonight.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

2 years

genuinely, hand on heart, what's the fucking point of lobbing soup over Van Gogh.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

6 years

And thanks to all of you, those who enjoyed it and those who didn’t. See you next time when I rewrite Pride and Prejudice in a crack den. You’re all lovely. A bientot, mes enfants. #TheABCMurders

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

6 years

Cunty.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

I haven’t smoked a cigarette for 200 days. TWO. HUNDRED. DAYS.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

6 years

stop asking Thomas Markle anything. Leave Meghan alone, you absolute fucking ghouls.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

My mum lives 3 hours away from me. People in her road have left their numbers through her door in case she needs groceries. Her neighbour put a Sunday dinner up for her on a tray & left it on her porch. People are fucking gorgeous. Thank you, Mum’s neighbours.

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Sarah Phelps

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5 years

sure my mentions are gonna be a mess but I'm genuinely moved by his delighted grin, I don't see how you can't be when you think back to that small boy walking behind his mothers coffin, the cynosure of all eyes. & I stan Meghan & Mail readers are seething so yay!

Sky News

@SkyNews

5 years

Prince Harry announced that his wife Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, had given birth to a baby boy, saying "’we're both absolutely thrilled". Read more about the new #RoyalBaby here:

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@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

they’ve never been inside a school have they.

Sky News

@SkyNews

4 years

"I would be very comfortable with my children going back (to school) in a safe environment, with social distancing." @BrandonLewis says the government is working closely with schools to ensure they can reopen "in a safe and appropriate way". #Breakfast

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

hello and welcome to future me.

Yvonne “Newcastle” Ridley

@yvonneridley

4 years

I’ve no idea of the origins of this but this wonderful lady made me laugh so much, I want to share the joy. We need a little titter and I hope this 29 second clip brightens up your day.

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Sarah Phelps

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This. Anti-depressants gave me my life back. Asking for help took me so long, I was so ashamed of needing help & but thank god for SSRIs. Please, if you're having a difficult time, don't be like me & leave it. please don't be ashamed. x

Stylist Magazine

@StylistMagazine

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. @LucyMangan : “Why I’m no longer ashamed of my antidepressants”

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

You know who’s fucking incredible? @thatginamiller that’s who. Righteous, fearless fire.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

2 years

God, I was driving and the news came on and my eyes went hot. I hope there were good dogs on her bed.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

8 months

Naga is absolutely done with this shit.

Saul Staniforth

@SaulStaniforth

8 months

Govt minister Chris Philp is asked if what Rishi Sunak said yesterday was respectful. He avoids the question. He is then confronted with what Briannas father said about Sunaks words. #BBCBreakfast

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Sarah Phelps

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4 years

A pair of goldfinches on the feeder by the back door and I stood in the kitchen hardly breathing so I didn’t scare them off and mates, the elation. The euphoria at seeing the goldfinches.

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Sarah Phelps

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6 years

Do you know who would be absolutely loving this? Agatha. And it’s amazing, really, that the character to fire the nation up should be Hercule. Job done. I’m proud.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

Fucking hell. You despicable shits.

ITV London

@itvlondon

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Grenfell files ‘lost forever’ after laptop wiped, inquiry hears

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4 years

Oh god do I watch the PM addressing the nation or do I just inject meth into my temples.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

2 years

Look who I just picked up from hospital! The magic of IV fluids and All The Good Drugs. God I’m so relieved 😍😍😍

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

1 year

PLACED A CHILD IN ISOLATION FOR WEARING SUPERMARKET VERSION OF SCHOOL UNIFORM EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

BBC East Yorkshire

@looknorthBBC

1 year

Holderness Academy has defended placing a child in isolation for wearing the supermarket version, insisting parents were made aware of the policy in June.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

3 years

for all the pearl clutchers honking about the fucking ploughman's lunch, it was invented in the 50s as a marketing strategy. it's not a cathedral or stone fucking henge, if it was, your pack of cunts would probably plough a fucking road through it. now shit off.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

3 years

Don't crop dogs ears, you unspeakable fucks.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

I've succumbed to the Lakeland heated clothes rail. I've even bought it a cover. and pegs. I've never felt so alive.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

1 year

ZADOC THE PRIESTTTTTTTTT absolute stone banger Handel you unit #Coronation

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

1 year

Everyone involved in this, in front of and behind the camera, is outstanding. I’m proud of this. I hope you’ll watch. It’s a brutal story but an important one. #TheSixthCommandment

TV tonight: Timothy Spall stars in dark drama about true story of seduction and murder

A repressed academic is taken advantage of by a student. Plus, Chris Packham explores the mind-bending reaches of geological time. Here’s what to watch this evening

www.theguardian.com

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

2 years

Last year, George Eustice claimed just shy of £200,000 in expenses.

Kevin Schofield

@KevinASchofield

2 years

Environment secretary George Eustice on how families can deal with soaring food costs: “Generally speaking, what people find is by going for some sort of value brand rather than own branded products they can actually contain and manage their household budget.”

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

6 years

Look, I've suddenly got loads more followers and I just want to warn you that when shit isn't kicking off in my mentions, I am well boring and it's mainly dog pics, swearing and cooking fuck ups. you can't say you weren't told. x

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

SO PROUD

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

And so it begins.... #ThePaleHorse

BBC Press Office

@bbcpress

5 years

Rufus Sewell ( @FredrikSewell ) is the widowed antique dealer troubled by witches, in @PhelpsieSarah new adaptation of Agatha Christie's #ThePaleHorse - coming @BBCOne in 2020 -

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Sarah Phelps

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6 years

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg so... we've got all this power and influence? Cool! ya big old saucy tax-dodger.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Day 100 of no cigarettes. Day. One. Hundred.

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Sarah Phelps

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5 years

Sometimes you fry an egg for tea and it’s so astonishingly delicious you wonder why you eat anything else.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

1 year

Twat Nest.

The Marquess of Fingringhoe

@LordFingringhoe

1 year

BREAKING: Laurence Fox, Nigel Farage and Toby Young announce they are opening a bank. What should they call it?

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May God absolutely rot the souls of the people who knew, who incontrovertibly KNEW the danger Grenfell residents were in. May they howl in the outer dark. I hope they never know a quiet night's sleep. They KNEW. and they didn't fucking care. They did not care.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

The entire fucking country’s in a ket hole.

BBC Politics

@BBCPolitics

5 years

“The bongs cost £500,000… but we’re working up a plan so that people can bung a bob for a Big Ben bong” Boris Johnson says “we need to restore the clapper, in order to bong Big Ben on Brexit night, and that is expensive” #BBCBreakfast

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 months

I just want Michael Mosley to be found safe.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

9 months

TWENTY YEARS AGO I remember writing the line and thinking 'I am NEVER going to get away with this' but I did and Charlie Brooks just CRUSHED it. #EastEnders #Janine4Eva #sliponshoes

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@lewispringle

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If only he'd worn slip-on shoes! 20 years ago today. #EastEnders

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1 year

@BrookesTimes @thetimes The fuck is this supposed to be?

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@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Hey. Hey people. Hey, Pals. day 28 of no cigarettes. DAY 28.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

today, my beloved brother @phelps965 is clean & sober for 11 years. he was saying that back then, he doubted he'd get a single clean day. he's got 11 years. So proud of him, his courage, tenacity & humility. if ur battling addiction, i hope this helps a little. U can do this. x

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Sarah Phelps

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6 months

So if Sunak is stopping GPs from assessing if people are too sick to work and handing that responsibility to contractors, who is getting the contract and how much do they donate and did they give the PM a ride in their helicopter

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

2 years

So now, get up. Vale, Hilary Mantel. Go well across the shining river. That sleek, scything, muscular mind, that dark & brilliant wit. Her sniper's eye for the tiny, fluttering detail. The humanity. The stories. The words. What a writer, what an artist. Devastating news. Vale.

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Sarah Phelps

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5 years

One complaint. One. Let’s just say that again. One. Complaint.

BBC staff complain over Munchetty reprimand for Trump remark

Complaints unit ruling against Naga Munchetty comes amid concerns broadcaster falls short on diversity issues

www.theguardian.com

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

today I ran for 6 minutes. i know it's puny but i wouldn't have managed that when I was smoking.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

6 years

I never thought I would ever say this about a conservative MP but my admiration and respect for the fearless @Anna_Soubry is off the scale. Send your flying monkeys, I do not give a shit. Go Anna. Drag them. Drag them all. 🔥🔥🔥

BBC Radio 4 Today

@BBCr4today

6 years

Conservative MP @Anna_Soubry says government's Brexit White Paper "is in tatters" because @Jacob_Rees_Mogg and a small cabal of MPs are running the country #r4today

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Boris Johnson's a bit fucking quiet right now. I've got a nasty feeling.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

the fuck is going on with littering? this is ... new and strange? 186% increase in Mum's local park where deer are raising fawns, my brother says the lakes where he keeps an eye on fish & birdlife are infested with plastic shit& disposable bbqs.. take ur shit home u fucks!

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

5 years

Serena is DONE with your absolute SHIT. 👑👑👑🔥🔥🔥

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@CCSMOOTH13

5 years

Serena Williams when asked about taking a break from fighting for equality. #Wimbledon - ESPN

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

My dear, darling, wonderful, brilliant friend.

The Guardian

@guardian

4 years

Friday Night Dinner star Paul Ritter dies of brain tumour at 54

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

take your litter home, you fucking sociopaths.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

1 year

When my mum was 80 we took her for a posh lunch with all the family. Rick Astley was in the same place & when they bought Mum's cake out & we sang Happy Birthday, Rick joined in. So basically, Rick forever. and this is so fucking great. G'wan son. Batter those skins.

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@JibbaJabb

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Rick Astley on drum duty covering AC/DC #Glastonbury

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

2 years

oh pals, this just floored me.

🥀_ Imposter_🥀

@Imposter_Edits

2 years

There was a baby chimp born at The Sedgwick County Zoo, the baby had to be put on oxygen for a few days. This is a clip of it being reintroduced to its mother for the first time.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

6 years

Ok, what fucking deranged shit is happening now?

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

4 years

I’m a lazy cunt.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

2 years

thinking on Mo Mowlam a lot today, how she ws being treated for a brutal cancer during negotiations for #GoodFridayAgreement that story when there was this terrible impasse & she took off her wig & her naked chemo scalp was such a rebuke, the impasse broke.

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Sarah Phelps

@PhelpsieSarah

2 years

DRAG THEM, ALEX!!!’