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Nick Murphy

@nickmurftweets

6 years

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Nick Murphy

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5 years

Yeah, what’s Meghan’s problem?

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4 years

I missed this. Wow

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

Another Andrew Cotter gem.

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

Lest we forget, Boris Johnson, still the MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, has been on holiday since 7th July. 107 days. Oh apart from a quick jaunt to the USA to do a speech for £135,000 I feel certain this revelation will end him. Your welcome. #AwsomePowerOfAMurphyTweet

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3 years

Daisy May Cooper winds up her publisher. In four acts.

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

From a New York friend

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Nick Murphy

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YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES

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2 years

I am aware of a distressing incident in the Channel this morning and I am being kept constantly updated while agencies respond and urgently establish the full facts. My heartfelt thoughts are with all those involved.

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

Let everyone in the world enjoy this

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

I don’t know Harry; he might be my cup of tea, he might not. But this here is true.

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Nick Murphy

@nickmurftweets

2 months

If the creative jobs weren’t there in the first place, Mira, there’d be nothing for you to steal.

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OpenAI's Mira Murati: "some creative jobs maybe will go away, but maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place"

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

In February & March last year, a friend of mine who runs a UK ventilator manufacturing firm, wrote to the government FOUR TIMES offering his ventilators at cost. He got no reply so sold them instead to Germany. He isn’t a Brexiteer and he didn’t have Boris’s mobile number.

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Nick Murphy

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1 year

Kelly Cates is class 😂😂 #LFC

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Nick Murphy

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5 years

EU colours. Cool!

Tony Parsons

@TonyParsonsUK

5 years

After 100 years of pollution turned the hands black, Big ben looks gorgeous restored to its original colour of Prussian Blue with gold inlay #LondonCalling

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

It’s not all men, no. Of course it isn’t. But if a plane was crashing somewhere in the UK every day of the week then wouldn’t we want to maybe talk about what we’re teaching our pilots?

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Nick Murphy

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5 years

by Ben Jennings

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4 years

What the actual fuck @thetimes ?!?!

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4 years

Don’t know who did this but 👏🏼👏🏼😂🦍

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

Taylor Swift is an incredibly caring and open hearted person. That’s all I can say and it’s not like anyone is claiming otherwise but please take it from me, her empathy and compassion is astonishing.

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

Ok got it

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Jenny Eagan’s costumes for Glass Onion are absolutely fucking brilliant. That is all, please go about your business.

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

It’s 2045 and Liverpool manager Trent Alexander Arnold has held a press conference to deny claims that the club is looking to offload Divock Origi.

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

Yes @BBCNews , I care.

Peter Stefanovic

@PeterStefanovi2

3 years

Alastair Campbell - “Peter Stefanovic’s video has had 12 million views. Every day he asks BBC why will you not play these clips of Johnson in Parliament lying at dispatch box. PM’s are meant to resign if they lie at dispatch box” BBC interviewer “Do people care?” YES @BBCNews

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

The beggars belief. An adviser to Liz Truss, through a shell company owned with his wife, has made approximately £30m PROFIT on masks that don’t work. Read this thread. And write to your MP!

Jo Maugham

@JolyonMaugham

4 years

Coming up: the most extraordinary thread I’ve ever written. On how we blew over £150m and Andrew Mills (a Government adviser) seems to have made a fortune. But let’s start with introductions. THREAD /1

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Nick Murphy

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7 years

Tesco needs to be told, their advert man has poisoned the pizza and intends to watch men die.

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

Fun Fact: Actors receive applause on set when they finish a shoot. Even staggeringly bad ones whom the crew all hate.

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2 years

Andy Robertson’s response to being pelted with lighters while he was taking a corner: “It just great that I’m inspiring so many people to give up smoking”. ♥️

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

The greatest film review ever written. You won’t regret it. Joel Coen's "The Tragedy of Macbeth", Reviewed by Ethan Coen

Joel Coen's "The Tragedy of Macbeth", Reviewed by Ethan Coen

More like Macbleeeech!

imightbewrong.substack.com

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Nick Murphy

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5 months

So… - Illegal to use monarch in political advertising - Aston Martin is Canadian owned - Great to see the British football team line up - Film & creative arts education is being slashed I missed anything?

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

Hi I’m a right wing bigot in a largely left leaning liberal industry reliant on the strength of personal relationships why don’t you want to work with me?

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Nick Murphy

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6 years

Wait, I’m confused. The Tory party made her leader. The British people made her PM. Are they now saying they know better than the will of the people? Are they saying party members can change their minds? Crazy idea.

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

Still the greatest tweet of 2020.

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

On the face of this, the BBC's position appears to be: we don't show Johnson lying in parliament because we assume people don't care. The beeb gets huge amounts of unjustified abuse but this really is tragic and the corp should clarify its position very quickly.

Peter Stefanovic

@PeterStefanovi2

3 years

Alastair Campbell - “Peter Stefanovic’s video has had 12 million views. Every day he asks BBC why will you not play these clips of Johnson in Parliament lying at dispatch box. PM’s are meant to resign if they lie at dispatch box” BBC interviewer “Do people care?” YES @BBCNews

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

Jane Hill simply unable to hide her consternation here. A government in need of 30k ventilators, that stayed out of the EU program because “we can do it ourselves” has delivered just THIRTY in one week. Holy shit

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

Brilliantly put. Do please share this.

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

A two act play

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

I’ve never wanted an alien invasion more

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

A fun little clip - why we give lens choice such attention. As you see, it’s not just about how much of the room we see. There a whole bunch of other considerations that this doesn’t explain but it’s useful anyway.

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

Dear actors who do self tapes, I am so sorry. It’s an appalling process & I wish I could make it better. Please know that your work is seen and considered. Please also know that, if you don’t get the role, it’s very, very likely it’s not because you “weren’t any good”. Thanks x

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

From my doctor friend, recently started on an Intensive Care Unit and exhausted from a spate of new admissions. I asked how many are vaccinated…

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

We’ve suffered an awful lot of fuss just because Meghan didn’t want to shag Piers Morgan haven’t we?

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Nick Murphy

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I had lunch with Sam Neill today (I’m lucky enough to be working with him) And while we sat there hacking away at our craft lunch with wooden cutlery, I learned two things: 1. He loves pigs. 2. He fucking hates right wing bullshit. I really, really like him. You would to.

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

Prince Harry voluntarily withdraws from royal duties and loses stipend, financial support & security protection. Prince Andrew has royal duties stripped from him for raping a trafficked teenager but he doesn’t lose a penny.

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Nick Murphy

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1 year

Stay classy Pep

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Nick Murphy

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5 years

I would like to apologise for the historical inaccuracy of Mary Cratchit’s casting in #AChristmasCarol , which appears to have upset those of a Daily Mail disposition. As brilliant as she is in the role, the story is clearly set in London and yet Vinette is from Bradford. My bad.

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

Yup

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4 years

WandaVision Episode III. OMG.

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Nick Murphy

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1 year

I thought this 🧵 might be worth posting for people with an interest in directing & what goes into the sausage, so to speak. It's the visual style bible I put together for A SPY AMONG FRIENDS; how I proposed we would create & depict the world of Alex's extraordinary scripts. 1/8

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

A gem

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

He’s running now “in the national interest”. I guess three days ago it was in the national interest to lie on a beach.

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

This goes out to my British friends: Enjoy 2023 guys. Have fun, work hard, laugh whenever you can and don’t for fuck’s sake do anything that requires an ambulance or any form of healthcare.

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Nick Murphy

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6 years

By cutting Cinematography and Editing from the show, the Oscars declare themselves as nothing more than a celebrity and marketing circus. Photography & editing is filmmaking. It’s as simple as that.

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

I REALLY encourage you to read this astonishing piece. Few of us in our later years will be ready to overturn our fundamental beliefs; that alone takes a kind of bravery. But Hastings’s message here could not be more apposite.

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

This is fucking disgusting. Please write your MP. This cannot be allowed to pass into law and if it does I will vote for any party that commits to overturning it.

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Nick Murphy

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7 years

@TomTaylor1607 Ah, you big sweetie. It was special that day, you ambling off and slumping down in the grass. One of my favourite moments in TLK. x

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Nick Murphy

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5 years

An inverted clapperboard (“end board” or “tail slate”) means it’s the end of a take. That is Rutgar’s reaction to what will doubtless have been collective on-set congratulations for one of the greatest deaths in cinema history. What a wonderful little outtake!

Eyes On Cinema

@RealEOC

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Rutger Hauer behind the scenes of the "Tears in Rain" Blade Runner monologue

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

Watching self tapes in the last couple of weeks has brought home how hard it must be for actors who never get to meet or interact with the director or writer. I sent an hello/introduction video to them all before hand but it’s made me feel the industry needs to change. THREAD

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

Heartbreaking betrayal of NHS staff

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Nick Murphy

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7 years

I’ve never met @RalfLittle , we’ve never worked together nor have our paths crossed at events etc. Perhaps one day they will. Whatever the case I will always respect him for today; the day he thoroughly owned @Jeremy_Hunt

Ben White

@drbenwhite

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. @RalfLittle responds to @Jeremy_Hunt mental health stats challenge (Two parts) 1) 2)

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Nick Murphy

@nickmurftweets

2 years

700 football pitches have been closed since the Tories came to power

Boris Johnson

@BorisJohnson

2 years

Football has come home! A stunning victory by the @Lionesses . Huge congratulations to Sarina, Leah and the whole team. Football pitches across the country will be filled as never before by girls and women inspired by your triumph. #WEURO2022

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Nick Murphy

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1 year

Sorry I don’t know who did this but 👏🏼

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

🎵Hello darkness my old friend🎵

Tom Swarbrick

@TomSwarbrick1

4 years

Dr Birx’s face .... #COVID19

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

This is not going away. Release the Russia Report

Peter Stefanovic

@PeterStefanovi2

4 years

Your daily reminder @BorisJohnson . You don’t get to ignore rule of law, shut down journalists & experts, put lives at risk to keep your adviser in a job & then tell us how “proud” you are & we should just “move on.” NO WAY #NotMovingOn #ThisIsNotGoingAway

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

If the Sistine Chapel was a truck.

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3 years

Advice

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Didn’t know this

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The level of excitement this has brought me is frankly pathetic

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

Has @btsport and it’s presenter Jake Humphrey acknowledged this and apologised for his comments stating as fact that the delay and trouble was due to fan behaviour?

Melissa Reddy

@MelissaReddy_

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UEFA bears “primary responsibility” Police didn't intervene when locals attacked fans Criticised for use of tear gas on blameless fans No evidence to support ticketless fans claim Authorities attempted to avoid responsibility

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Nick Murphy

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8 years

Just overheard: "I'll have the ravioli and my husband will now make a joke about having the chicken and being a breast man so be ready"

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Nick Murphy

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8 years

#PROUD

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

Wow! Just imagine how much of that has trickled down to you lucky bastards.

Times Politics

@timespolitics

2 years

🔺 EXCLUSIVE: Britain’s super rich have grown their combined fortunes by 8% to a record £710bn in just 12 months, this year’s Sunday Times Rich List has found

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Nick Murphy

@nickmurftweets

6 years

I don’t like to tweet criticism of TV drama commissioners but... WILL YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE “NEXT TIME ON...” TRAILERS AT THE END OF EACH EPISODE! THE EPISODE ITSELF IS THE HOOK FOR THE NEXT ONE, YOU DON’T NEED A SHITTY, INSECURE 30” MASH UP THAT SPOILS THE FUCKING PLOT!!!!

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

Steve Barclay vs. Woman Fed Up With Tory Bullshit.

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Nick Murphy

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5 years

Oh man this is sublime

Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

5 years

🎶Cheeto Christ...Cheeto Christ...He's like if Jesus were pumpkin-spiced...🎶🙌 #CheetoChrist #StupidCzar #TheChosenOne

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

Rishi Sunak hasn't a fucking clue what he's talking about. From an industry the taxpayer & the most vulnerable dug out of its self made grave just over a decade ago, he hasn't a fucking clue what he's talking about. Don't preach to us about 'viability' you preening piece of shit.

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

MURPHY BLASTS WIFE FOR GOING ON ABOUT HIS NUMEROUS AFFAIRS AND IGNORING THE FACT HE EMPTIED THE DISHWASHER

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Nick Murphy

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6 years

What’s your favourite dark medieval thriller with a wildly misleading National Lampoon comedy-caper style poster? Mine’s Name of the Rose.

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Nick Murphy

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3 years

THIS is an English Nationalism I can celebrate. One I will wave our flag for and makes me tear up. One that rejoices in what we share TODAY, not the myths and crimes of our past.

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

@fluffygolala This wins the “Most stupid answer award”. 👏🏼👏🏼

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Nick Murphy

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The most arresting, sensible and compassionate 4 minute speech. Please please watch it and share.

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

Way to go, Rishi

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Nick Murphy

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4 months

Netflix airing AI-falsified images in a documentary as if they are researched archive is a fucking disgrace. No amount of word salad statements from the filmmakers, now they have been caught, can excuse or justify it. A Netflix documentary deliberately misled. It’s that simple.

Futurism

@futurism

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"Any filmmaker will use different tools, like Photoshop, in films."

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

Wait what? How has this headline from the 19th century made it into my morning paper?

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Nick Murphy

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No. I am free to say whatever I please. I am free to abuse my neighbours, insult my wife and, if invited onto Question Time, proclaim whatever the hell I want. And in return, everyone else is free to ignore me, divorce me or stop watching my films. It’s really quite simple.

Talk

@TalkTV

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Laurence Fox claims his acting agent has dropped him over his controversial views. Do you think free speech is under attack?

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Nick Murphy

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6 years

We're all agreed Michael Peña is in the top 5 best screen actors in the world, right? I mean people have some pretty fucked up opinions on here but I want to know that one's settled.

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

Can you begin to imagine a senior futures trader at Goldman Sachs issuing a statement that, after conversations with hundred and hundreds of his industry peers, they are forming a voluntary fund to support NHS and other vital workers?

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Nick Murphy

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5 years

Can you begin to imagine the pleasure it’s given our production to give this lad a role? Oh what joy!!!

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Nick Murphy

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1 year

Johnson knew it, said it, wrote it. And still his fawning supporters and breathless columnists don’t get it. Thank you @13sarahmurphy for posting.

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

The Southern District Court of New York

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4 years

Girl/Haji is the most celebrated, beautifully made and innovative UK drama series not to be recommissioned that I can think of. Imagine what it would have been had Netflix (US) backed it on release.

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Nick Murphy

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10 months

Out of interest, do any of you have a job where you'd not get sacked for this?

Mirror Politics

@MirrorPolitics

10 months

BREAKING: Tory MP Peter Bone faces six-week ban for bullying and indecent exposure

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Nick Murphy

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4 years

So there’s a bird of prey on my lawn in Acton munching on a pigeon. What bird of prey is this please?!

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5 years

@Kentriley Yeah but we did splash out £1.7m on Sepp van den Berg. If THAT'S not buying the title then what is?!

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4 years

A common claim on twitter but this really is a MUST WATCH. A detailed timeline of lethal governmental failure.

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Nick Murphy

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9 months

“I was born in this country!!” What a pitiful prick. So what? The fuck has that got to do with anything? We’ve taught these morons that Britain is special, that its achievements are our own glories. It’s a delusion that cripples us.

Qays Sediqi

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Well done Suella for causing this 👏 Can we please identify these scum? This is pure hatred and racism.

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Nick Murphy

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2 years

I keep thinking about Alex Scott refusing to speak for fear of bursting into tears during the wrap up of the BBC coverage. I think I'll remember that for a long long time.

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Nick Murphy

@nickmurftweets

7 years

Journey’s End is outstanding, fresh & often overwhelming movie. Saul Dibb’s direction is beautifully judged, @Laurie_Rose ’s photography delicate but visceral and every moment of the 6 central performances is masterful. #JourneysEnd

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