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lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^✨️neurodivergent✨️ i miss livejournal. 🦄 no minors pls! 💜 they/she

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@PhantasmaJones
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4 months
hi my name's Rachel!! i like to post on the Internet. i am very candid about my feelings! i like to talk to people online. i like telling jokes & creating things & learning things. i like to have fun 😊 nice to meet u!!!
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@PhantasmaJones
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@johnroderick > Many times throughout the day she’d yelled at me, “My brain is fuzzy! I can’t think of anything else to try!!!” her brain was fuzzy because she was hungry you starved your kid for 6 hours to prove a point
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@PhantasmaJones
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@ZeroSuitCamus i was already Not Ok after watching this on repeat like 5 times in a row but then i saw this exchange in the replies and my soul exited my body
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@chrisfolse @valcoholics1 Imagine not wanting to stir shit with the OP and get harassed by their followers
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@PhantasmaJones
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@astarionism Losing my fucking mind because right now the Be Mean To Astarion mod only has one thing it changes. This dialogue line:
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@PhantasmaJones
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@MichaelaOkla people coopting black pain ("say her name") for this fool is reprehensible
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@PhantasmaJones
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3 years
The celestial fawn blanket from @clammyheart and @meyoco_ is cat approved!!
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@PhantasmaJones
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@_Sheehogue_ for real-- this scene is really violent and upsetting in a visceral way that i don't often see in contemporary film and tv.
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@storb0t Karlach discussions:
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@barcuswoot The first time i beat the game i chose that to see what would happen & ended up going back & doing it again bc it was so funny. His face journey is so priceless. I was laughing so hard
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@PhantasmaJones
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@mysillycomics Apologies took me 4ever to find this. Enjoy. #DecliningMediaLiteracyRates or smth. Who knows he was like 18 or 19 y/o college student. #GenerationZed #ReallyDinksUDink 🤓🤔 #TikTokBanMaybeNotSoBadAfterAll #WhoKnows #NotMe
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@dmbakura a couple nights ago my boyfriend ran downstairs scream-laughing to show me this video and one of my first thoughts was, "i cant wait for twitter user dmbakura to see this"
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@MDekarios Wyll also just straight up calls AA a degenerate, which made me shriek with laughter when i read it
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@PhantasmaJones
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3 years
in the Dune books, the still suits recycle moisture from body waste. and i keep watching the movie trailers and looking at everyone in the still suits and thinking about how they are pissing and shidding in there. its honestly an intrusive thought at this point. someone save me
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@PhantasmaJones
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4 years
@MangaFox @johnroderick Are you A) learning english as a new language and therefor unfamiliar with the colloquial use of the word "starve" B) a pedantic weirdo C) being deliberately obtuse D) B & C Please choose so I can respond accordingly
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3 years
Me last night, going into deep dives about Gabbie Hana and Creepshow Art
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@mysillycomics I have so much. To tell u.
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@nytopinion @michelleinbklyn Im actually glad theres a paywall so i cant read this
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@tired_sun_aeiou @balkanbones like the op would allow you to be anywhere near her
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4 months
Me laughing like a dumbass comparing the before & afters
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@PhantasmaJones
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7 years
@LinkAndHubris I RTed this, then I saw that you stole it from someone else who posted it a week before you did. So I un-RTed you and RTed the original. Stop stealing people's Tweets and promoting your Patreon on them in 2018
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@PhantasmaJones
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@kaitlynxtfb @kendraaaleighh Yeah going away to university was the only thing that got me out of s really toxic family situation. I went my 1st 2 years at cc and contrary to what everyone else is saying, it was ... not as good as my state school experience
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@on_bicycle @johnroderick Yeah. This post really pissed me off. My dad taught me how to problem solve and do things by myself, but never when I was hungry, tired, or STRUGGLING FOR SIX HOURS TO DO IT ALONE
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@MangaFox @johnroderick You seem pretty flippant about some douchebag podcaster making his hungry child cry over not knowing how to open a can opener but ok
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@dmbakura having a rly hard time trying to parse what emotions this tweet is making me feel.
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4 months
@Emmmyalluu @notgwendalupe Your bio says "here to make people smile" but sis I'm frowning!!! Do better!! Personally, i find it hard to smile at women who put other women down as engagement bait so that people will subscribe to their OnlyFans!!!! That's just me tho.
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3 months
@tomenthalpy this mod killed me
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4 months
Me laughing like a dumbass comparing the before & afters
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my boyfriend has been making fun of me about this for hours
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i had to switch mental health providers bc i moved to a new state. my old psychiatrist sent me my records so i can give them to my new psychiatrist. i was looking thru them out of curiosity & they were pretty much what i thought they'd be. then i saw this. i am losing my shit rn
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i'm not depressed anymore
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. @billieeilish out now :))
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SPONCH!
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Does He Not Deserve Privacy?!
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poop cam
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@Halalcoholism i looked at that Iman person's account & unsurprisingly there were a lot of gruesome images of dead children so she's one of those "subjecting yourself to vicarious ptsd as praxis" people
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@airbagged it's probably for the best she only watched three episodes. can you imagine the pearl-clutching multi-thread discourse she would have started if she watched EoE
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@PhantasmaJones
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@AstarionsWifey Lmfao this has happened to me TWICE while doing the cazador fight. I hate the cazador fight. I will never forget hearing cazador be like "WITNESS THE BIRTH OF THE VAMPIRE ASCENDANT!" me: "huh. That doesnt sound good" Then Astarion just goes splat... traumatic af dude
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@PhantasmaJones
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@_Sheehogue_ definitely - pretty much every movie or show has had just as (if not more) violent scenes but there's something about this that is so ??? idk the word for it, but it's also there in the infamous bob crawling over the couch scene. idk what it is, but it's f'ed up lmao
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@PhantasmaJones
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@Chinchillazllla It was somehow worse than i expected
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i've been thinking abt the 2008 election a lot lately. something i will never forget is that i went on /b/ at like, midnight, & this image had been pinned to the top of the page with the caption "he won." it had like 1000 replies. wish i had a screen capture of it, i was also 16
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@offbeatorbit
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people keep asking "is this was 2008 felt like? 😃" and i'm sorry, maybe it's bc i was 17/18 at the time but...no lol. I don't think so. obama was an insane orator and the end of 8 awful years of Bush on the horizon was its own high. Plus we weren't jaded/allergic to cringe yet.
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@PhantasmaJones
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The bad thing if you cut yourself while slicing a peeled beet is that you don't know you're bleeding until it's too late
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@AstarionsWifey "Darling delet this."
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@RancorEnabler69 i am watching this for the third time & i'm like "OK wait. what is Brazilian Cream Cheese"
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@LinkAndHubris lmfao what a tough guy
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@airbagged did he just have it ready and waiting??? i'm losing my mind over this
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@PissJugTycoon this is exactly my same experience. why won't they message me back? i'm cute!!!
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@PhantasmaJones
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@airbagged the timestamps. lmfao
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@PhantasmaJones
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@sssamico this happened so much in the baldurs gate facebook groups that i had to leave almost all of them except the one that's only for women/nonbinary ppl, the astarion fan groups, and my own group. it was insane.
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@PhantasmaJones
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@airbagged I always make sure to point him out when i show ppl EoE for the first time!!! What a legend!
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@PhantasmaJones
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@genderfuckdoom "i'm nearly 21" sent me idk why lmfao
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@PhantasmaJones
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@Bone_Axe @dmbakura This is why i keep this pic saved on my phone at all times 😭 (source: )
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@PhantasmaJones
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@PhantasmaJones
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My mothman wearing @nickeldoodle 's mothman beanie (he is pleased with it)
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@PhantasmaJones
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do i feel for james somerton? yes. do i hope he's ok and alive? yes. do i blame hbomberguy in any way? not at all. and if you do, you're stupid
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@PhantasmaJones
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3 years
thanks for this, it's often hard to find actually good stuff on Netflix these days because the home page tries so hard to shove their own shows down your throat
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On that note: Something to help you get started.
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@PhantasmaJones
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@airbagged This is rough to watch. I hope she gets help. At least it seems she kind of has a sense of humor about it? Idk
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@PhantasmaJones
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@astarionism oh & the Be Nice to Wyll mod changes are fairly subtle but i actually like the dialogue changes a lot - i'd download it but it would mess with some of my other mods!
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@PhantasmaJones
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@luckyglio The watered down lean in the sprite bottle, the upper middle class suburban living room in the bg. Lmao it all checks out
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@PhantasmaJones
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@morphingmache EXALTED VAMPIRIC MASTAAAAAH
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ive noticed that for a lot of younger people i talk to, this is a problem, they treat disagreement over relatively inconsequential things as a personal affront instead of a difference of opinion
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i disagree* * (not angry) (doesn’t mean our relationship should dissolve) (we can move forward amicably) (not disagreeing to destroy you / win)
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@dmbakura Its almost as if (hear me out now) Astarion is a complex character with a multifaceted storyline which can be viewed from multiple critical lenses, none of which are necessarily "more correct" or cancel each other out. That's literary theory, baybee!!!
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@helluvareceipts good thing she used strikethrough here
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@dmbakura Really felt like i was on 2012 tumblr today. Twilight zone shit. We don't learn from our mistakes
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@dmbakura Between that and the graveyard scene i think homie has a dirt fetish
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@dmbakura being an astarion fan is fucking wild b/c it's like. peoples opinions of him are so insane. you either have some straight dude who is convinced astarion is Literally Hitler or you got some kid with an anime avatar who's like, "if you think sexual thoughts at astarion he WILL die"
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@jayceekauffman @mysillycomics lmao Fr. that's what a lot of people have asked "was he high?" no idea he did not Seem high (& trust me i am high a lot so i Know These Things). i deadass felt like i had to talk like Mojo Jojo to get thru to him. it was surreal. fuckin hate workin w/ the public.
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@itsstillme2022 @PastaPrimcess i'm glad he's your ex >:(
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@Athena2145 @vanillaopinions u thought u cooked lol
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@knic_toons @larianstudios (hopefully this one has better quality, idk what happened to the other one) the kiss but gale's grunts of exertion included
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@gaydotgov Every artwork i have seen that portrays him as runninf toward the camera fangs out has been terrifying. Like i would pee myself
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@rororomanroy New fanfic idea..... Boo trying to romance Laezel......
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@cardamomboi @jfloridakilos Full offense, you sound pretentious as fuck
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@PissJugTycoon Im so confused why the latest generation of queers is so weirdly puritanical
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@RisenRabbit i've noticed it's skewed very millennial there, which has pros & cons pros: fewer teenagers and early 20-somethings who dont know SHIT cons: more millennials (i say as a millennial)
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@wizardsexual I totally believe Minsc that Halsin cheated at arm wrestling
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@SheldBerg @johnroderick Child labor was banned for a reason Sheldon
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@faerunfunkster We love a lady who owns her own business, wears metallic gold eyeshadow, and has a whole ass demonic fuckin blood summoning circle in her bedroom yes god
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@morphingmache Literally his own damn self lol
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@mysillycomics Hahaha im Lookin thru my phone for scree caps bc i Love To do longform ranting abt my daily #Struggles & then screencap for posterity. Will post the good stuff
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@kidneygate i am reading this and cracking up that the donor in this story is named Rose Rothario. she even went with an alliterative name like Dawn Dorland. LOL
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@storb0t Lmfao i just got this scene the other day & felt the same way. Ctfu that u chose "You went through a lot, so I'll ignore that." Gotta be one of my fav lines in the game
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@offbeatorbit worrying about being perceived as "cringe" is an inherently juvenile trait. people who are 30+ & still concerned w "cringe" are emotionally stunted
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@MangaFox @johnroderick Many people in this thread have shared their stories of similar things their parents have done ro them that have stuck with them for years. You want perspective? I'm being treated for complex PTSD and I know signs of abusive behavior. This purple prose monstrocity is one.
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@nathow00 @gremlita I have things i bought from shein on like 2013 (back when it was SheInside) that are still in great condition that i wear regularly
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@RaiKaiZen @johnroderick If i had a child with a partner and learned they'd done that to our kid, i would sue for divorce AND full custody
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@JimSterling Lmao! It's so funny to me that this is the same crowd of people who say that ~SJWs~ are always being "triggered" or "always offended," but then throw a fit about something as simple as a pride flag in a vidja game. Puh-lease!!
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@galesversion One Of These Days You Will Be Confronted With The Weight Of Your Sins. What Will You Do Then?
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@PhantasmaJones
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@marinashutup Everyday Feminism > Flaming heap of garbage > Being constipated on ur period > Decaf coffee > Urinary tract infections >>>>>>> TERFs
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the actors account might have minors following do you people ever put ur brains to think that not all their works is bg3 and not all followers are adults
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@morphingmache Lmao "no more blood. No more killing" homie was lost in the siren sauce for real hahaaha
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@dalyrias When the character they helped devolve into the most abusive and toxic version of himself behaves in toxic and abusive ways:
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@dmbakura Was he the one following libsoftiktok?
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@cynibot @IGN Did you honestly think they would hire Zendaya and Chalamet, two enormous stars that are going to pull in far more viewers than people who are already fans of the book, just to kill them off
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