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@storb0t

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@storb0t

6 months

this shit has been in my head for days

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7 months

i dont mind bg3 recycling npc faces because im not insane andi dont expect them to make a unique face for every insignificant nobody but when i talk to a guy that has MY characters face its like Okreally.

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7 months

one thing i love that bg3 did is make tieflings look hellish as shit cause when i went to see the dnd movie and that white girl with the tiny ass horns was supposed to be a tiefling i sighed so loud

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6 months

you should be able to sleep with karlach before fixing her engine but its like 20 constitution saving throws in a row and if you fail any of them you die

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7 months

ketheric is the best boss out of the 3 and its not even close. he gets that raw as fuck intro and multiple phases and then for orin and gortash you just show up in their house and hit them with a brick

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7 months

i actually hate how wyll doesnt have any unique greetings if youve romanced him. do not say “well met” to me ive seen your naked sweaty glistening tatas in the moonlight

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@storb0t

7 months

hnggghhh #bg3fanart #laezel #minthara

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@storb0t

4 months

astarion discussions: astarion must have been so scared and alone in the mind flayer pod, trapped and helpless :( karlach discussions: do you think its pierced

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7 months

this thing i drew when i first started playing bg3 is still funny i think

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@storb0t

7 months

talking to halsin in act 1: 1. tell me more about the shadow curse 2. i would do a backflip on it 3. leave

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7 months

bhaal: *literally kills durge* the party: 🥱🙄😒 sceleritas fel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@storb0t

4 months

secondhand embarrassment a little bit when people think they actually killed the god myrkul in ketherics boss fight. brother you killed myrkuls vrchat avatar

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@storb0t

6 months

“wyllstarion where wyll makes astarion feel good about himself awww” how about wyllstarion where astarion goves wyll the confidence to tell his dad to kill himself

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7 months

do you think hed jusr show up like this #durgetash

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@storb0t

7 months

i think the funniest complaint ive seen about bg3 was a guy mad bc nearly all the men companions are casters and all the women were strong and people were telling him “you can reclass them with withers” and he was just like “no” ???😭

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7 months

literally fucking disgusting

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@storb0t

6 months

not gonna lie larian just throwing a grenade in a room and closing the door instead of releasing the patch is pretty funny

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@storb0t

5 months

the fact gale refers to his dream guardian as “she” leads me to believe that its almost certainly some kind of diet mystra

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@storb0t

21 days

8 month difference im crying.Somethinf Happened(came out as a lesbian)

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@storb0t

5 months

me in menzoberranzan: where the butches at priestess of lolth: my 9000 spiders descend upon this mongrel at once

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@storb0t

7 months

i cant get them out of my head

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@storb0t

7 months

me putting astarion beneath the grymforge hammer

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@storb0t

7 months

the most fun part of starting a new run is deciding whos going to be the sacrificial lamb for the giant forge hammer during the grym boss fightim just kidding its always astarion

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@storb0t

7 months

do anyone else not let volo lobotomize your character just cause you dont want the ugly effect on their eyeball. i want both my beautiful princess’ eyes to glow and sparkle i wont let that little bard in pantaloons take thatfrom me

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@storb0t

5 months

do you think gortash wouldve done sanitized corporate allyship for pride month. like putting rainbow pins on steel watchers before sending them off to brutalize minorities

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1 month

until the hate is gone

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@storb0t

3 months

long time no karlach. happy pride month

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@storb0t

7 months

sure gale was in the wrong for pursuing dangerous forbidden netherese weave whatever but why is 75% of his story about how he wronged mystra and how he needs mystras forgiveness. she groomed him idgaf about her damn netherese pissy fit 😭

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@storb0t

7 months

i love how balthazar is pretty much the only act 2 boss that you cant convince to kill themself you fr cant out hate the biggest hater

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@storb0t

6 months

“i cant believe gale proposes after knowing you a month” if the ball of potent volatile potentially catastrophic netherese magic embedded in his chest is not a testament to how he has poor decision making skills then idk what is

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@storb0t

6 months

durge should be able to bite people overnight and blame it on astarion

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@storb0t

5 months

swen vincke: originally you couldve recruited one of the main villains my timeline: KETHERIC COULDVE BEEN BOUNCING ON IT?!!!????

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@storb0t

6 months

whydoesnt the little elf eat the big elf ?

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@storb0t

3 months

family portrait ^^

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@storb0t

6 months

she means that shit with her whole heart #fireblood

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@storb0t

3 months

sceleritas fel: its giving slayer core, milord. you ate that ritualistic infantile sacrifice up milord. mothered so hard you caused a cuntquake in the cuntacombs dark urge: can you stop talking like that i don’t like that

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@storb0t

6 months

i know lesbian bars in menzoberranzan are crrrrrazzzzyyy

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@storb0t

8 months

some of my favorite party banter #bg3fanart

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@storb0t

4 months

orpheus pisses me off “you shouldve let me honor guard kill you and they wouldve freed me and we wouldve beat the brain” oh yeah? what would they have freed you with? their stupid fucking ki punches? dumb cunt

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@storb0t

6 months

turkey wife…….

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@storb0t

6 months

you know wyllstarion is real love cause spooning astarion has to feel like cuddling a bag of frozen chicken nuggets and wyll does it religiously anywau

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@storb0t

3 months

i worshipped that woman

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@storb0t

4 months

i think the owlbear cub is cute but it also feels like it was made solely for millennials to put on coffee mugs to sell on etsy

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@storb0t

7 months

durge bard is a great concept but i fear that the orin 1v1 would be over in 2 seconds. thats like sending a pitbull pumped full of steroids upon a little fat baby with a lute

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@storb0t

4 months

i dont have to take this. come on, suspiciously gortash-esque halfling corpse in the sewer. lets get out of here.

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@storb0t

6 months

bhaalspawn be like i want that fat boy

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@storb0t

4 months

i dont really consider h*lsin a romance hes more like a gta v prostitute that’s bugged to stand around inside your house to me

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@storb0t

7 months

“OOMF IS BHAALS CHOSEN?????” “who” “dms…”

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@storb0t

7 months

raphael romance next patch but he has this fuckass bob again and any attempt to mod it out doesnt work for some reason

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@storb0t

5 months

my companion lgbtq hcs shadowheart: iron deficiency astarion: ibs gale: gluten intolerance lae’zel: lesbian minthara: sleep apnea karlach: autism wyll: transgender

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@storb0t

5 months

fuck and marry all 3 kill myself

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@storb0t

6 months

we at larian studios heard your asks to add more wyll content so we’ve finally removed wyll from the game completely and replaced him with another astarion

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@storb0t

7 months

durge and sceleritas fel are literally just king julian and mort its not even funny

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@storb0t

6 months

tablet monitor color difference coming to beat my ass again

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@storb0t

7 months

i love how durge will comment “smells like something died in here 🤢” like brother you used to bathe in corpse blood i dont want to hear it. suddenly this is a problem after years funking up baldurs gate? you lived in the sewers

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@storb0t

1 month

“you must tell me ze location of ze champion” “look at this shit”

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@storb0t

7 months

play the game however you want yadda yadda but if you mod in a perfect doll face for a githyanki i think youre weak. be the critter gith women are meant to me

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@storb0t

6 months

i avoid talking to wyll at all in runs where im not romancing him just because if i get his dance scene im too fucking weak to say no to him. physicallycannot reject him its like kicking a puppy it makes me wantto die seriously

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@storb0t

6 months

i get so saad thinking about all the squandered potential with act 3 all that buildup for you to just show up in the villains’ houses and throw quarters at the soft spot on their head as hard as you can until they die

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@storb0t

5 months

my favorite durge thing is how they tried to strangle kressa with their own intestines while actively being vivisected what the hell is wrong with them

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@storb0t

7 months

an account with 72 followers will be like “i dont really like [character]” and then an account with 5.4k will be like “theres been a lot of [character] hate so heres some pictures of himfor positivity 🥹✨💕 “ and then next day theres ppl like “im sick of [character] discourse”

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@storb0t

7 months

one of my favorite durge things is how most of the time your companions do not take your shit seriously. you can be like “bow before the chosen of bhaal” and theyre like “it would be funny if you died right now”

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@storb0t

6 months

i hope they never water down minthara and she stays a mean bitch forever NO redemption arc only hating

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@storb0t

4 months

have you hugged a bhaalspawn today?

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@storb0t

6 months

i think wyll and karlach randomly charge into one another with their horns first like battering rams no matter what the other one is doing at the time

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@storb0t

4 months

every time i make a minthara carpet muncher tweet i lose followers but then i get notifs from people like this and know im assembling the right audience

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@storb0t

6 months

astarion fans shouldnt be able to tell wyll fans what they can or cant ask of larian you have mommys favorite white baby in your profile picture this isnt your fight to fight

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@storb0t

6 months

@fempyr no one talks about how hard it must be for drow women to treat men like equals. praying for our queens

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@storb0t

7 months

druid durge so funny. their ass does NOT care for all the forests creatures great and small!!

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@storb0t

7 months

grab that boy like a burger #fireblood

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@storb0t

3 months

you guys know aylin’s kintsugi is specific to her and not a generic aasimar trait right. right😭?

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@storb0t

6 months

idk whats funnier between bhaal hitting the randomize button or personally crafting his sire by hand like using a picrew. like going “yeah whatever” and then getting a gnome by sheer chance and bhaal making a gnome on purpose as his heir is equally hilarious

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@storb0t

6 months

im just saying if they added new halsin kisses but no new wyll content there is going to be a fucking river of blood

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@storb0t

4 months

zel

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5 months

me every time after the lobotomy 😂

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@storb0t

4 months

this is an exaggeration cause astariontwitter is divided into people who treat him like a glass doll and people who want to hit him with a car

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@storb0t

7 months

i like lolth and hate mystra despite lolth probably being like 10x worse cause at least lolth is honest about what a petty bitch she is

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@storb0t

7 months

@skarsghardy the game kinda makes it seem like you can only choose one not helped by the fact when you go to enter the mountain pass you get that “make sure to tie up any loose ends” message. which is a shame yall are sleeping on the creche fr

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@storb0t

5 months

ifucking hate how needlessly antagonistic all the dialogue options are when talking to wyll hes like “sorry i cant tell you about my patron” and your options are 1. yeah i bet you cant. fucking loser 2. stabbing you im stabbing you with weapons and knives im stabbing

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3 months

green alien and the bhaalspawn duckling imprinted on her

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@storb0t

6 months

i love how bg3 fanbase will argue about literally fucking anything like mod vs no mods and sexuality debates but when it comes to the topic of astarion having ibs everyone comes together

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5 months

they makemy stomach hurt

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7 months

were they really so lazy that they couldnt move halsin or mintharas tent somewhere else instead of putting them together. shes for sure got his ass playing fnaf every fucking night

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6 months

its extremely annoying they moved the wyrmway to its own side quest and not part of wylls but didnt replace or add anything to wylls quest so they actually just. Took Away content for him i feel like im going fucking crazy

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@storb0t

7 months

@chiieur durge: i discovered that i…im…a bhaalspawn halsin trying to hit it: NOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@storb0t

4 months

went to fuck lae’zel but got his stupid fucking vampire chuckle suckle fuck nut scene instead so he’s been put in the pink jesterfag outfit of shame until further notice

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@storb0t

6 months

you say mintharas a lesbian and 30 people you dont know come out of the woodworks to tell you youre erasing bi rep or “um actually minthy loves my boy character and sucks his peenor hard” like i dontreally care

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@storb0t

6 months

love or hate durgetash is fine but what the fuck possesses durgetash artists to recreatethe fucking mona lisa once a week

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@storb0t

7 months

i like how making gortash less gay is a higher priority than fixing minthara and wyll’s romances.

Laubritter

@laubritter

7 months

So... *apparently* the infamous Gortash to Franc letters have been replaced (?) Oh I meant MR. PEARTREE. (seen it from several sources and they do look legit?) New letters: (old letters in the next comment)

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@storb0t

6 months

broke wyllstarion: oh astarion my beautiful snowbunny queen i, wyll ravengard, will never force sex upon you woke wyllstarion: wyll have you ever considered trying to find the soft spot on your dads head so u can press it and kill him?

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@storb0t

7 months

rrrrrrrahhhhh #shadowheart

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@storb0t

7 months

@hachiohgersbf sameface as me?ok. gas leak in your house gas leak in your house

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@storb0t

6 months

avernus: wyll, here because of duty karlach, here for survival astarion, here because he has no other friends do you see the vision im having

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@storb0t

3 months

people always praise the game’s inclusivity bc of the romances but tbh the most inclusive thing to me is that i can make a masculine hulking mass of muscle with a deep rumbling voice and then slap she/her on it

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@storb0t

7 months

why do i have to appease her to get gales good ending? i have to make the little boy diddler happy for gale to be happy? what did larian mean by this

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6 months

somepeople are so high on the idea of astarions poordamaged soul being mended by a guy that is nice that they forget wyll has other things going on besides being nice and reduce him to a prop that serves no purpose besides giving astarion uplifting comments and a dicking down

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8 months

funniest phenomenon amongst bg3 fans #bg3fanart

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@storb0t

3 months

when i call a bg3 companion a lesbian why do people try to epic own me by showing their male tav with the character “lae’zel is actually super happy with my male tav” her eyes are screaming at me for help

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4 months

i love my gay lizards

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