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gabehudson

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Oh no biggie just one of my fav cultural icons giving me props on thing I wrote abt my writing hero, Kurt Vonnegut

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Everybody in America rn

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@elonmusk Mmmmm🤔

Exclusive | Elon Musk personally moderating tweets about Brazil's election:...

“He is constantly calling balls and strikes,” one source close to Twitter said, adding that the Tesla billionaire is so far following the content moderation rules that were in place before he...

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@elonmusk This is yr version of "very fine ppl" on both sides

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@elonmusk To independent minded voters: don’t listen to guy who fires all twitter employees & then has to hire them back because he doesn’t know what he’s doing. For the good of HUMANITY & our democracy, vote for Democrats.

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Kurt Vonnegut on librarians & how they are the America he loves

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@elonmusk Try retaining some of original employees who know how to run twitter unlike you

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This is weird but does anybody sometimes miss quarantine life?

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Then Musk described how Twitter will become only for Blue subscribers & non subscribers’ tweets will never be visible

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@tressiemcphd Omg this is a horror movie & I hope the flight attendants are duct taping this man to his seat rn

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@elonmusk Spoken like a true Marjorie Taylor Green

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Dear god what fresh hell is this for writers?

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@MarjanKamali Well that’s cool

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@elonmusk Yr witty takes would be better if we couldn't hear yr brain panting w effort behind ever labored word

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@elonmusk Trying bringing back all twitter employees & firing yrself, problem solved

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@elonmusk Does it ever sadden you that you so desperately want to be clever but so clearly are not?

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@elonmusk I'll teach you how to write a funny tweet in exchange for a horse

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Anybody haunted by feeling that people in future will look back in horror at our stupidity?

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"It’s hard for Republicans to pick on Biden when their own guy seems winded driving a golf cart, but hypocrisy has never stopped Republicans before." - @MollyJongFast

Yes, Joe Biden Is Old. Is That All Republicans Have to Run On?

By the way, Donald Trump is only three years younger.

www.vanityfair.com

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gabehudson

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As former Marine whose job title was "rifleman" I can say that no civilian should ever have AR-15

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Elon Musk met w advertisers today & begged for 2nd chance but I doubt they’ll bite cuz he told the brands they’ll have to pay for their own Blue subscription

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A legal system that criminalizes a teenage girl for having abortion but is helpless against man who orchestrated a violent insurrection is not a legal system it's a national disgrace

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@elonmusk Is it as painful for u as it is for us when u try (& fail) to be clever?

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Friendly reminder Gen X hearts were built for the apocalypse

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@elonmusk What a coincidence then that you recently Tweeted how Taiwan needs to make sacrifices to appease China

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As someone whose job was "rifleman" in Marines I can say no civilian should ever have AR-15

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@elonmusk @StationCDRKelly Don't you have anything better to do w yr time & immense resources than parroting alt right talking points from 2020 & worrying about "implied" ostracism of pronouns?

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“Journalists, myself included, need to spend more time reflecting on the country we’re writing about and less time trying to get the country we’re writing about to conform to what we wish it to be.” - @MollyJongFast

“Voters Are Smarter Than the Media”: The Pundit Class Misjudged the American People

The midterm results were a gut-punch to journalists predicting doom for Democrats. It again shows, says Ron Klain, how Joe Biden “has been underestimated as a candidate, as a president, and as a...

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gabehudson

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@elonmusk How abt u go to Mars first & then send tweet & tell us abt it?

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She tried to warn you

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gabehudson

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Then finally Musk argued his stupid “community notes” will “obviate the need for content moderation” cuz he thinks ppl come on Twitter to Wikipedia shit that he’s too lazy to police instead of hang out w friends

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"If you can only be tall because somebody is on their knees, then you have a very serious problem." - Toni Morrison

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. @MollyJongFast . “It feels like we’re on precipice of a disaster. And yet, the tone of mainstream political coverage rarely reflects the terrifying possibilities implicit in the news they’re covering.”

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Write the book you want to see banned in the forthcoming fascism

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@elonmusk Is this a confession?

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@elonmusk Initial reports are positive

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Write the book you want to see banned in forthcoming fascism

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gabehudson

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Then Musk argued that bad actors will run out of credit cards & phone #’s to game the system which is an OBV LIE

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gabehudson

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@elonmusk Accurate like that conspiracy theory abt Paul Pelosi you posted?

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gabehudson

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The real crime was reversing Roe not the f*cking leak

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Teenagers aren't depressed bcuz of social media they're depressed cuz adults are insane climate denying bigots who left them a crap economy stripmined of old opportunities & a ruined earth

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"Trump & Trumpism have now lost Republicans three elections, but still the party refuses to learn from their mistakes." - @MollyJongFast

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Honk if u still wear mask & don’t give a f*ck what anybody says

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gabehudson

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@elonmusk Ah the refined comedy technique of throwing everything at wall & praying somebody does hard work of finding something funny in there because you couldn't lol

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Cool profile of @MollyJongFast : “Ms. Jong-Fast marshaled a weapons-grade Twitter habit and a penchant for sliding into journalists’ DMs to catapult herself into the beating heart of left-wing media.”

How Molly Jong-Fast Tweeted Her Way to Liberal Media Stardom (Published 2022)

She wasn’t a political expert. But her Trump-era angst found a following among Democrats — and even the White House is interested.

www.nytimes.com

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gabehudson

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Anyone else can't shake Sinead O'Connor loss the way you normally do w other stuff?

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@elonmusk By "supplement" don't you mean "low wage child labor with no oversight" that nobody at your Megapack Factory in California would dream of doing?

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gabehudson

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You can listen to whole thing here & Musk sounds lot more problematic in person as he explains why foreign troll farms will have unlimited access to blue checks

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gabehudson

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Violent Femmes dropped this masterpiece 40 yrs ago & these Gen X odes to our apocalyptic destiny thrilled cuz this weird new art music sounded like Big Bird on acid singing & naming all the beautiful horrors

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The teenage mental health crisis isn't bcuz of social media it's bcuz adults are insane climate denying bigots who left them an economy stripmined of old opportunities & a ruined earth

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Thinking abt that girl in Uvalde who smeared her friend’s blood on her so she looked dead lying on floor for 77 minutes plus had poise to call 911 4 times & beg them to send police & how that girl heard cops in hallway but couldn't understand why they didn’t bust in

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I forgot abt this shortly after SNL thing but as Gen X you could sense somebody had f*cked w her when she was younger & she was f*cking pissed abt it & you couldn't help but identify w & respect that

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I bet Musk starts charging ppl to make their tweets go viral

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@elonmusk “It’s the start of a relationship which I’m sure will soon end in marriage,” Bolsonaro gushed about his meeting with Musk.

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"I'm reminded of the old Lindsey Graham tweet from 2016: 'If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed......and we will deserve it.'" - @MollyJongFast

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@elonmusk Can you get any more corny or hacky?

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"At least 13 states have banned abortion since Roe was officially overturned. This loss of bodily autonomy on the federal level has created medical disasters for women all throughout the country." - @MollyJongFast

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"They don’t acknowledge the damage Trump is doing to democracy—or they simply don’t care." - @MollyJongFast

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"It’s the greatest trick Trump ever played on Republicans; he’s convinced them that attempts at accountability for his actions are a direct assault on them." - @MollyJongFast

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As someone whose job was "rifleman" in Marines I can say no civilian should ever have AR-15

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"There is no place in today’s Democratic Party for fake Democrats who stand in the way of progressive legislation in the hopes of maintaining tax cuts for the rich." - @MollyJongFast

Kyrsten Sinema Ditching the Democrats Doesn’t Mean the Party Is Done With Her

The newly independent politician could play spoiler in a three-way race, paving the way for—gasp!—Senator Kari Lake. Democratic representative Ruben Gallego, who is eyeing a 2024 Senate run, says,...

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"It’s hard to listen to Carroll’s testimony and not be moved by just how lonely and painful it is to be a plaintiff in something like this. She is brave and almost quixotic in her quest for justice." - @MollyJongFast

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@elonmusk You have everything except the ability to be funny & therefore u have nothing

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@elonmusk Guy who asked Twitter if he should stop being twitter CEO & ignored the answer is now big advocate of QUESTIONS

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@elonmusk @StationCDRKelly Are these not the preoccupations of a small mind & a small heart?

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"We deserve better than near constant stories of rich men who seem to be careening toward disaster and taking us along with them. I’ll pass on dinner with Trump and Ye at Mar-a-Lago, or a rocket ride with Musk to Mars." - @MollyJongFast

Kanye, Elon, Trump: Why the News Cycle Is Trapped in a Narcissist Vortex

Is there any way to escape the attention-seekers dining in Mar-a-Lago or the one heading to Mars?

www.vanityfair.com

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Sending love to everyone whose depression is xtra this time of yr

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You ever get drunk off just being around trees?

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If ship sinks I’m on Insta @gabeghudson & will be on Mastodon

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@elonmusk Then why did you buy it? Stop ragging on Twitter. You bought Twitter cuz you love it but you didn't understand that you can't own what you love

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I would urge you to stop thinking Elon has any interest in turning a profit off this place: it’s like when Covid first hit & we naively for a minute thought DT would snap into action & want to help ppl. If Elon had any interest in making a profit he wouldn’t have said or done…

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I have told ppl my novel is going great when it really looks like this

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Kurt Vonnegut on the American dream

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Have u ever seen richest man in world destroy his life w tweets?

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Friendly reminder this is perfect time of year to write yr novel or let yr personal demons eat u alive

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…any of things he’s said or done & you don’t need an MBA to figure that out. He’s a chaos agent in mold of Putin (does anyone recall him saying he talked to Putin & he had solution for peace? Or what abt when he said Taiwan should buckle to China?). He weaponizing twitter…

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Honored to experience collapse of civilization w you

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@elonmusk Nobody cares not even former President who hasn't accepted yr invite to rejoin twitter

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Honk if u still wear mask & don’t give a fuck what anyone says

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Will anyone believe me that Elon is out to destroy twitter at behest of Saudi & Russian investors & he doesn't care abt the 44 billion?

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@elonmusk We can hear gears of your mind grind as you to labor to get all the parts of your "joke" in place

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Dress for the job you want

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. @MollyJongFast : “My mother, author Erica Jong, is a second-wave feminist pioneer; I don’t think she could have imagined in her wildest nightmares this weird, fake-feminist clusterfuck we find ourselves in.”

The Far Right’s Fake Feminist Gambit

From Giorgia Meloni to Kari Lake, genderwashing is becoming a favorite tactic in the ultraconservative playbook.

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"In just the past two terms, the Trumpified Supreme Court ended women’s constitutional right to an abortion, limited the state of New York’s ability to limit concealed carry firearms, struck down affirmative action..." - @MollyJongFast

America Has a Supreme Court Problem

Hillary Clinton tried warning us. Now, what do you do with a rogue Court?

www.vanityfair.com

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"Abortion, like bullying trans kids and banning books, has become a way for Republican governors to prove their MAGA bona fides." - @MollyJongFast

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Just me or is this apocalypse really starting to find its groove?

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@elonmusk Is this a confession?

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"Carroll’s narration of her own experience after coming forward is a pretty good example of the kind of misogyny that Trumpism embraces, and the impact it can have on those brave enough to step up." - @MollyJongFast

E. Jean Carroll’s Quest for Justice and the Carnage of Donald Trump’s Misogyny

The 79-year-old writer’s rape case shows what happens to a country that elects a president who so openly embraces degrading women.

www.vanityfair.com

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Me & my true love sitting in a tree

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"Taranto showed up at Obama's residence on Thursday after former President Donald Trump posted screenshots on his Truth Social platform that featured a purported address for Obama's home in Washington."

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Sending love to everyone whose depression is extra this time of yr I see you

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President: …nuclear Armageddon Gen X {smiles}: finally thank god

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Imagine going from I'll help ppl settle on Mars to this

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"To call DeSantis a culture warrior dangerously understates what the man is capable of. He is the Genghis Khan of social issues, using every opportunity to target and demonize." @MollyJongFast

Ron DeSantis Shouldn’t Be Covered Like Just Another Republican

Florida’s wannabe autocrat and possible 2024 contender isn’t Trump, but he’s as dangerous to democracy.

www.vanityfair.com

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@elonmusk Yes less choices = more freedom

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Extremely accurate Gen X primer

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"No amount of donor dollars can make DeSantis, a MAGA marionette traipsing across Iowa and New Hampshire, seem like a real human boy." - @MollyJongFast

Rebooting Ron DeSantis Still Leaves You With Ron DeSantis

The Florida governor’s floundering presidential campaign is good news for democracy.

www.vanityfair.com

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@elonmusk Here is world's biggest sleeping pill that comes in installments 😴

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. @MollyJongFast : “In 1996, Meloni told an interviewer, ‘I think Mussolini was a good politician. Everything he did, he did for Italy.’ So when pundits like myself call her ‘girlbossolini,’ it’s a title she’s earned.”

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You did amazing job of dealing w all bullshit this week. Bravo

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@elonmusk Each edition of Twitter Files is the biggest non event sleeping pill 😴

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