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Anyone unsure about what Jonah Hill did wrong - he took his own insecurities, rebranded them into healthy boundaries, made them into her problem, and then passive-aggressively threatened to end things if she didn't change her whole life and agree to be controlled. Moving on.

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@edzitron What must have happened at that custody hearing for her to lose to the man with 10 kids from 4 different mothers, the self confessed workaholic who hardly sees any of them and one of which has literally divorced him as an unfit father?

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David Baddiel in a Sky News studio, talking about how he is living with 'fear and dread'. Meanwhile in the real world, a 71 year old proudly Jewish man....

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Jewish comedian Alexei Sayle at the march in solidarity with Palestinians. #CeasefireForGazaNOW

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@simonharris_mbd I'd love to have read a story about 12 year old me and a mate eating out. "At about 1pm, two greasy haired lads in shellsuits came in. They ordered big mac meals and then proceeded to draw cocks on the tray liners before lobbing sauce at the bin and running out laughing"

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@InternetHippo There are no winners here. It's thoroughly depressing from start to end.

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@hannahrosewoods Rich people drink a lot considering they're always demonising the homeless for spending money on alcohol.

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@Adam84045139 @sportbible The fuck you think he was running on?

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@daxdives Did you also find out that Chinese takeaways are predominantly staffed and owned by Chinese people and we're just eating what we're offered? Should we tell them that they're doing it wrong?

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@imshanereaction An openly gay man working for a paper which profits off homophobia and bigotry. He's got some serious issues.

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@AnActualWizard @edzitron Divide and rule, keep people struggling from paycheck to paycheck and put the finger of blame on those who can't fight back.

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@anotherdeergirl @edzitron The saddest part is that it was most likely just another ego trip for him, he's shown little to no interest in the others by all accounts. Including his ex wife.

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@I_amMukhtar We all know it's because he liked it too much and it made him confused and frightened.

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@dayglowj0e All George wanted was an intimate, private ceremony with the numerous famous people and multiple news organisations he personally invited, the orange confetti turned it into a publicity stunt.

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@naledimashishi "Stop farm murders! Stop white genocide! Oh hold on I have to go and fetch a black lady whose real name I don't know so she can look after my children while I go for coffee with my friends"

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@joneser__ @JoshuaPHilll He does know, that's why it's grotesque.

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@AkanKwaku @Jackiew80333500 @SkyNews @BBCNews @Daily_Express @TheSun @SuellaBraverman No word from Yaxley-Lennon yet? Thought he'd be all over this with his real, genuine concern for child abuse and nothing else.

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@Shit_comma_man @edzitron I don't think he knows himself, I'm so keen for one brave journalist to ask him their birthdays and what schools they go to.

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@TheRstott See me my first time at a fancy restaurant as an adult (didn't grow up with much so I was in my 20s) on a date. I'd seen Tom and Jerry cartoons where they tucked the napkin into their collar and, well....

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@Rimbeux @JoeRimmer88 @charlie_suth Skrtel came off with a torn hamstring, Sakho hadn't played in 6 weeks, and Adam Bogdan was in goal. I don't know that it's the boast he thinks it is.

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@el_mansfield @TheVeganBoss In that situation basically all of them, including the 2 CBs who play over 35s with me. And me.

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@D4_sd96 Can't even fight it, imagine having to tell the bank and then having to explain to your missus why you spent so much on body paint.

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@thebigjohnnyd There's no need to keep butter in the fridge either, maybe that's next week's relevatory video.

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@jewdas Come now, it only took him 25 years to apologise for the purposes of a TV show about himself.

Jason Lee says David Baddiel did not apologise for blackface until now

Footballer Jason Lee has said that David Baddiel did not apologise to him 'personally' for doing blackface while impersonating him in sketch show until recently - 25 years later.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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@mikecosgrove @jessphillips So does Baby Shark mate. Not the own you think it is.

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@yuroon @MikeStuchbery_ @elonmusk No, Elon, they're just going to go to court and tell the judge that they don't have any specifics but they feel like twitter is being mean.

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@AlwisAlex @WC_LFC_Torres @BinAffleck @AnfieldAura @thespursweb Which at that time was handball according to the rules. They were changed afterwards but you might as well go back to the 70s and contest every goal where the keeper picked up a backpass first. Move on.

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@fungalferrari No. Firstly they're his boundaries, not hers. Secondly he pursued a relationship with a person who apparently triggered all of his insecurities through her chosen lifestyle, that's on him not her. Don't order a meal and then explain your allergies when it's put in front of you.

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@JoshuaPHilll @daveanthony It's exactly how white South Africa worked and continues to work. Keep them poor and hungry and they'll accept whatever crumbs are thrown from the mahogany table.

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I don't think he's a monster, I think he's a very insecure person who needs a lot more therapy in order to gain the insight and skills to be ready for a serious relationship.

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@Whatapityonyou Not sure schools in Malaysia look or talk like that frankly.

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@DougNDJones @CSMFHT Yes and no, the idea that we're never a million miles away from our innate urges to procreate and avoid death is fairly accurate but he did overdo it in my opinion.

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@Jiji_Byte @Morbidful He absolutely nailed the mannerisms and the voice though, it's spooky when you watch interviews with Ed himself. Accounting for the rarity of actors that tall I'd say the casting directors did a phenomenal job.

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@xstex @LozzaFox What millions?

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@Raphael83736 @amerxmirza @bbcquestiontime In 1948 Israel slaughtered 15000 Palestinians, seized 78% of their land, destroyed 500 villages, forced 700000 to flee, and you want to hold up 100 dead colonists as a gotcha? Pathetic and disgusting.

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@nazirafzal The only young man with a blue shirt in the middle of women wearing grey and white clothing but yeah, the black one.

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@nabeels840 @lcfckini @luis_fueyo @KSI So visit England and educate yourself on the concept, I can tell you it's used as a racist and intimidating term here. I'm not trying to be patronising but as a Pakistani it's important that you understand the way it's used in different cultures in my opinion.

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@eekymom @LegallyNotPam @LadyChuan @MartinKulldorff @HRaleighspeaks Why don't you post your degree certificates and let's go from there.

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@UberFacts And it's not like those illegally obtained weapons were all stolen in burglaries, plenty of examples where they're just borrowed from friends and family. Come on America, the answer to wiping out most mass shootings is literally right there.

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@angelaeagle It's a real mystery.

Labour in turmoil as Eagle announces leadership bid

Eagle launches attempt to topple Jeremy Corbyn with party closer to splitting than at any point since formation of SDP in 1981

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@MikeStuchbery_ Shouldn't be allowed near a 6 year old.

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@J_Scott_Hardin @AidanCTweets @jk_rowling Your hairline ran away because it knew this opinion was coming.

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@Eve6 Don't you have spray-on cheese?

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@AnythingLFC_ @LFCAnalysis Thiago is a hell of a specialist option to have, genuinely one of my favourite players to watch in a red shirt.

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@greg_herriett @MatthewStadlen @jeremycorbyn Matthew, you live in London according to your bio. Show us your house and let's compare with Jeremy's to see what positions you're attacking from and to.

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@PhotobombingC @JoshuaPHilll Yeah cos she asked at conception to be born to an immoral narcissist billionaire. Clearly she'd rather have had an available, caring father and doesn't care that he's rich.

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@Marqrk1 @edzitron I get that impression too, it's just really sad for the kids.

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@BenBocsak @LFC @AnythingLFC_ @AnfieldIndex @AnfieldWatch @AnfieldEdition We need to stop being addicted to the rush of new transfers and recognise that our youth system is turning out gems who are just as good as any other academy. The pleading to spend 70m on Colwill a great example of that.

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@nopoweradeinusa Well there's your hook for the eulogy.

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@StevenD1977 @vecchio_uomo Even the head of referees has admitted they fucked up so monumentally that they need to do something significant about it but no, all we're seeing is "Liverpool think they're the first team bad decision blah blah bollocks".

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@jewdas Ask her to name one. Just one. I can name plenty of genuine Jewish people who support Corbyn and believe he's not in the least antisemitic and most of them have been purged from the Labour Party for being the wrong sort of Jew, without a hint of irony from their detractors.

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@Gl3nny5705 @BeckettUnite @NaqviMA So share those things with the workers who create the value, it's a silly argument to say well yes the money is there but they can't share it better because they'll sulk off. Especially now it's ten times harder to move your business and life outside of the UK.

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@pjstraightedge @scorp_e_hoe @RightWingCope Occam's razor says an openly racist man using the word monkey in reference to a black man is, well, I'll leave you to your thoughts because I know it makes your head hurt.

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@MoatAwesome_ @MoSalah Read your thread, it's an immediate follow from me and a thank you for clarifying so eloquently.

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@Millar_Colin "She shouldn't have worn that revealing dress" type logic. Bad people.

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@Cape_Dave @yashar @LeahRemini Those 2 women have had their lives destroyed, it's fair he should experience the same. Think on.

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@InternetHippo Dude has got a 45 year old man's face and the beginnings of varicose veins, fair play to whoever is milking 2m a year out of him for this.

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@halomancer1 @cjelex_ My brother is neuro divergent, as is his son, and he insists on giving gifts that are exactly what he himself likes. This is because in his mind he is the ultimate arbiter of taste and quality and he cannot imagine anyone disagreeing. Anyhow.

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@bonerman_inc Never Say Working Again.

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@scottygb Spoken like a true narcissist. Everybody else is the problem, that's why they only moved one person out of the job.

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@charlie_suth @Rimbeux @JoeRimmer88 He talked specifically about the game against Skrtel and Sakho and how he bullied them in that specific game, this is whataboutery.

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@glwwrm79 @DowdEdward Didn't happen. Vaccines are contraindicated during or even immediately before surgery for a start, and it's 100% not common practice in any hospital for both that and legal reasons.

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@VictorMusk69 @MikeStuchbery_ @ArmandDoma 3 and a half thousand views on your original comment and 1 like, seems no-one gives a fuck about your opinion Victor.

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@NoContextBrits Nobody in England speaks like a Canadian doing a ham English accent.

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@flemoil Facts don't care about your feelings, Christopher.

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@EmsTheKat @jkac I think we can all agree that this phase needs to be brought into general conversation post-haste. Or post-coital.

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@brokenbottleboy Pretty sure he's offering a product for sale, not his entire life. Imagine a car salesman wants to take a mental health break and people act like he owes them the same.

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@mypalfootfoot7 Remember how we're always told rich people are there on merit? 100% inheritance tax and abolish private schools and let's see.

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@HananyaNaftali How do you know that? Is it because those numberplates restrict its movements simply because its owner is a Palestinian? Whoa that's literal apartheid, thanks for highlighting the issue.

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@robdelaney @0Calamity And then when you get home I've taken your house and I tell you it's my right because my nan used to live somewhere around that area probably.

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@brokenbottleboy Elton: it's disgusting how gay people are STILL being smeared as natural paedophiles by bigots Bigots: Ohohoho! Sticking up for paedophiles are we?!? Proved us right again!

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@KaranPD_ @rebekkarnold Please post his follow up statement, he's locked his account down and deleted all the tweets and all I can see is people laughing at his follow up statement 😭

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@GlennyRodge Khalife is known to enjoy quaffing hops based beverages at the local watering hole.

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@Swank4America @alexcomery14 @Matt_D_B @mmpadellan You are 4.2% of the world's population and you have 20% of its prisoners. Who are you locking up then? Shoplifters?

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@paperkrums @I_amMukhtar The man has his newspapers ironed, toothpaste put onto his brush, and gets angry when a pen isn't placed within easy reach. If you think he's actually involved in the machinations of the trust beyond photo ops I've got a bridge to sell you.

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@kalebhorton I can't understand just why he would be a terrible father with this role model to learn from.

Elon Musk's dad, 76, confirms secret second child — with his...

"The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce," patriarch Errol Musk has declared.

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@IwriteOK Who, in 2023, doesn't know that 10 cups of coffee a day is going to make you feel shitty and wrecked?

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@brokenbottleboy And more evidence that George was one of the kindest celebrities that this country ever had, and one who did his good deeds quietly and for the sake of doing them instead of calling the press and mugging for the cameras.

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@simonharris_mbd We definitely need more charisma free monotoned clichéd mumbling from Jenas, Murphy et al.

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@AndyHa_ Except Bolt hit 28mph from a standing start, Sol would be floundering in the distance.

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@TheCastOffsUK If you have those boundaries then at best you own them and look for a partner who naturally meets them, you absolutely do not pursue someone who does not and demand that they change for you.

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@ThoseScouseLads Quarter of a billion on 4 defenders. That's just insanity, no other club in the world can do that and the FA need to put a stop to their cheating before they rob the league again.

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@RedCollectiveUK "There was no toothpaste on my tube this morning, the bloody newspaper was slightly out of reach, my dresser got the toe twisted in my sock so the seam poked my toe when he put my shoes on, I can't live like this"

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@charlie_suth @Rimbeux @JoeRimmer88 He couldn't score against a 3 man defence containing one rusty CB and the worst goalkeeper I've ever seen play for us. Unless you're suggesting he somehow snapped Skrtel's hamstring?

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@JamesAHogg2 @MikeStuchbery_ Every public announcement in the country should be recorded by this national treasure of a human being. Bring a little joy to everyone on a daily basis.

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@sirshup @TheRstott My date was laughing her head off, we did end up married though so it might be an unintentionally brilliant move.

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@fungalferrari But he's attempting to make it her responsibility and taking no ownership of it. If you have allergies they're absolutely your responsibility, not the restaurant or the waiter. It's a crude analogy for sure but it's not sensible to choose a meal knowing it will make you unwell.

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@moiness @daxdives I can get that in the food places in the north too, it's just that chips and curry sauce is delicious and very tempting after a few drinks 😏

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@RaggedTP @A_GymGuy Funny how a 71 year old famously Jewish man isn't in the least afraid of being targeted in public. Almost like anti Zionists understand that the fear has been whipped up by the Israeli propaganda regime in order to add creedance to their war crimes.

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@AngloFyrd848 @MichaelRosenYes @GBNEWS Always the flag shaggers.

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@lorrainemking The family have been misinformed, we're now taught CPR should only be chest compressions and mouth to mouth is a waste of time. Particularly in this case where he was vomiting. The nurse did the correct thing.

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@WH30213643 @I_amMukhtar He's the CEO of being free to ride a train whenever he feels like it instead of picking up the soap.

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@PhotobombingC @JoshuaPHilll Firstly her mother is not married to her father anymore. Secondly we have no idea how she is supported or supports herself so by your own logic, not a hypocrite unless you can prove otherwise. Go for it if you have proof but otherwise you're attacking someone without evidence.

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@I_amMukhtar How's he sending that letter? Stagecoach?

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@BeardedGenius Oh dear, his butler will be getting an earful tonight.

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@soph_atkk Knowing that there are plenty of bad owners out there and always will be, the only logical thing is to limit access to the breeds that are most dangerous. Any breed can become aggressive/nervous but only a few will kill or maim without fail when they do.

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@imshanereaction

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Tonight I dedicate this incredible Woking gig to a shining light that will stay in my world, Ben cowburn. Thanks for knowing you

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@BigHairyJack @mikecosgrove @jessphillips I don't believe you could label the conspiracies Brand is monetising as 'political opinion' any more either. If your core audience is repeatedly tagging Andrew Tate in their support for you then you've lost all credibility. Rather a cartoon shark family thanks.

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@glwwrm79 @DowdEdward It is absolutely not common practice and no surgeon will back that up. If you are offered an FDA covered vaccine you need to give consent and that consent must be documented.

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@PhotobombingC @JoshuaPHilll Her mother's money legally belongs to her regardless of your subjective opinion on it. She is welcome to distribute as she wishes. Where's your proof regarding the daughter in question?

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@SamMcGuire90 The transfer committee have yet to explain why Rodgers has no idea how best to utilise Firmino and thinks he's some kind of wide forward.

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