relentlessly cringe โข long-suffering 9-1-1 enjoyer โข ceo of sven botman ultras โข this is a joelinton stan account โข
@NUFC
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my take on the XL bully discourse is: even if the breed has the potential to have a very nice temperament, you can absolutely find another dog with that temperament. XL bully breeders arenโt breeding them for their fuzzy personalities, and thatโs not why owners are buying them!
jamie carragher there is not a single newcastle fan asking โwhy are you shooting from there, youโre a centre backโ. put some respect on fabian scharโs name!!!!!!
ahead of tomorrowโs weightlifting competition and the cesspool of horrid takes floating around on twitter dot com, Iโm just gonna cleanse the timeline with these comments from Team GBโs Emily Campbell !!!!
The four members of pop-punk band All Time Low have filed a libel lawsuit against at least three people who claimed that the group sexually harassed or assaulted teen fans
Mark Wood often holds Chris Woakes' hand during bumpy flights. He also brings chocolate digestive on tour in case Woakes feels homesick.
They car-shared during the 3rd
#Ashes
Test and then, on Sunday, Wood helped his mate get England over the line
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that final 5 minutes was absolute cinรฉma. the tension, the flirting, the jealousy, the gay panic. jordan chasing matty STRAIGHT INTO HENRY. i was hooting and hollering
#BBUK
sorry but i demand post-match referee press conferences. if you're going to be that brazenly wrong, i would like you to watch the replays behind a microphone and justify your shitty decision making. that goes for VAR too!
iโm sorry that this isnโt very on-brand with my leftist principles but the thought of novak djokovic being sat alone in a police-guarded room in melbourne airport, frantically trying to prove medical exemption beyond โiโm a crankโ, is very, very funny to me
hi simon, female newcastle fan here! i didnโt accept your apology anyway, but i definitely donโt now. what place does โcongratulations on what I gather is only your third win of the seasonโ have in a thread about you being rightfully held to account for joking about rape??
like, is it possible that some XL bullys are nice and friendly? sure. but thatโll be because of highly specific environmental factors and probably goes against many of the traits thatโve been bred into them. most people arenโt going to put that effort in.
i hope brighton fans on twitter are ready to talk about nothing but this game for the rest of their mortal lives, happy to be passing the baton over to them
I know treating trans women with humanity is some bare minimum shit, but it makes me rest easier knowing Laurel Hubbard has some support among her competitors, and it makes me even prouder that itโs a British athlete considering transphobia is one of our greatest exports rn
imagine turning up to a party where your boyfriend is wearing a matching costume with the man heโs in a codependent, homoerotic friendship with. BYEEEEEEEE
my Olympic main character of the day has to be Saint Boy, the horse thatโs wiped out the leader in the modern pentathlon by refusing to jump. a boundary-setting king ๐
If we win all of our games we will have won 9 in a row which this Utd side or Newcastle couldnโt dream of doing and we should be given top 4 off that alone
my quotes/mentions have been absolutely chocka with blokes describing how much they want to shag both of these men ever since i tweeted this so actually i think iโve solved homophobia
maybe if sheโd taken a break from calling trans people nonces and logged off this app at any point in those three weeks, she mightโve had time to grieve her dead dog?
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@NUFC
fan Linzi Smith says stress induced by a ban from St. James' Park, because of her views on Trans people, meant she couldnโt grieve the loss of her dog.
โI lost my dog three weeks before this all kicked off, I havenโt even be able to grieve.โ
#TalkTV
youโre legally not allowed to like this tweet until youโve emailed your MP to demand a ceasefire in gaza. themโs the rules โ it takes about 30 seconds and theyโre voting TODAY. free palestine ๐ต๐ธ
can't believe my boyfriend has had the nerve to rinse me for MONTHS about watching shadowhunters, when after watching the first four episodes he's not only a complete magnus bane stan, he executed a flawless and unprompted reference to the iconic "who are you?" line from 1x04
tom daley going from being the nation's purest, sweetest teen athlete to the creator of innuendo-filled vlogs with living his best gay life with his hot husband is truly The Greatest Glow-Upโข. you can practically feel the sweat beading on the daily mail's scummy forehead
@SoozUK
she offered it up in a completely unrelated discussion about the
#MeToo
movement (said
#MeToo
has worsened gender relations like BLM has worsened race relations) and it received next to no pushback. mind-blowing.
a rare sincere tweet from me but joe deserves a lot of love for the effort he puts into this silly little contest. guaranteed laughs every year, and tonnes of money raised for an amazing cause. canโt even bring myself to complain about how rattled i am by the final rounds!!!
Whatโs one piece of cricket terminology/shorthand youโd change if you were the boss of all cricket everywhere? I would ban any commentator from giving me the mental image of Cameron Green being milked.
in front of multiple witnesses, by the way. a grown fucking man touching up a 21 year old student, unprovoked. and then trying to fight him TWICE. absolute fucking danger man
this is the second time in three days iโm tweeting that we need to study how fan culture changes peopleโs brains because i simply donโt know how youโre looking at pictures of a man with multiple stab wounds, in a pool of his own blood, and being like โlol, geordies though rightโ
iโm gonna go out on a limb here and say that calling a whole group of people โnoncesโ, โfetish pervertsโ and โpredatorsโ on the basis of their identity probably doesnโt qualify as lawful, protected political speech. i could be wrong though, iโm not a fake lawyer!
All of this may be said. None of it is criminal. Some you may find offensive - but that isnโt the test of whether it not it may be said. It is not targeted harassment, or incitement to violence. Itโs lawful, protected political speech.
the way olivia is describing trish is some of the most insane projection iโve ever seen. that pettiness and hostility sheโs describing is exactly how SHE wouldโve reacted if trishโs family got picked over hers
#BBUK