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@soph_atkk

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relentlessly cringe โ€ข long-suffering 9-1-1 enjoyer โ€ข ceo of sven botman ultras โ€ข this is a joelinton stan account โ€ข @NUFC โšฝ๏ธ โ€ข (27, she/her)

Newcastle upon Tyne
Joined March 2011
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@soph_atkk
soph ๐ŸŒ
2 years
wickes taking a harder line against transphobia than the labour party, nothing but respect for MY opposition hardware store
@eartha_kitsch
Jorgen Von Strangle
2 years
I will say, if corporates are going to be at pride, it's good to see actual bold messaging rather than "love is nice ๐Ÿ˜Š"
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11 months
mate iโ€™m TRYING
@Rory_Talks_Ball
Rory Talks Football
11 months
@tedtodorovic Why donโ€™t you lean forward and take the full weight of Joelinton on your back without moving
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1 year
my take on the XL bully discourse is: even if the breed has the potential to have a very nice temperament, you can absolutely find another dog with that temperament. XL bully breeders arenโ€™t breeding them for their fuzzy personalities, and thatโ€™s not why owners are buying them!
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2 years
we need to talk about nick pope being the NUFC boysโ€™ ultimate hype man
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soph ๐ŸŒ
3 years
i would, and i mean this sincerely, die for hazel
@dog_rates
WeRateDogs
3 years
This is Hazel. She knows turtlenecks can be a controversial fashion choice... but not when you look this h*ckin good in them. 14/10
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1 year
eddie howeโ€™s secret handshake mags ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿฅน
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soph ๐ŸŒ
4 years
LIONEL SHRIVER HAS JUST SAID BLM HAS MADE RACE RELATIONS WORSE??? AND BBC WOMANโ€™S HOUR ARE JUST.......LETTING HER
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soph ๐ŸŒ
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jamie carragher there is not a single newcastle fan asking โ€œwhy are you shooting from there, youโ€™re a centre backโ€. put some respect on fabian scharโ€™s name!!!!!!
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3 years
ahead of tomorrowโ€™s weightlifting competition and the cesspool of horrid takes floating around on twitter dot com, Iโ€™m just gonna cleanse the timeline with these comments from Team GBโ€™s Emily Campbell !!!!
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soph ๐ŸŒ
3 months
andrew cotter doing live translation is worth the price of the bbc license fee alone
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soph ๐ŸŒ
1 year
THEREโ€™S THE LADS THERE
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soph ๐ŸŒ
3 years
bold strategy from a group of men that used to routinely encourage venues full of teenage girls to throw their underwear at them
@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
3 years
The four members of pop-punk band All Time Low have filed a libel lawsuit against at least three people who claimed that the group sexually harassed or assaulted teen fans
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soph ๐ŸŒ
1 year
how on earth am i meant to get on with my life knowing this information
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@Vitu_E
Vithushan Ehantharajah
1 year
Mark Wood often holds Chris Woakes' hand during bumpy flights. He also brings chocolate digestive on tour in case Woakes feels homesick. They car-shared during the 3rd #Ashes Test and then, on Sunday, Wood helped his mate get England over the line โฏ
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andy murray:
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4 years
i only tuned in for @kelechnekoff , who ended up pulling out due to her appalling treatment. the entire episode was a mess from start to finish
@kelechnekoff
Kelechi
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Hi guys Iโ€™m coming off womanโ€™s hour because what Iโ€™ve just had to witness is absolutely degrading and vile.
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soph ๐ŸŒ
11 months
unbelievable bestie content emerging from bruno and joelintonโ€™s double date in paris ๐Ÿ’˜
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soph ๐ŸŒ
11 months
at the end of time, right when earth is about to be engulfed by the sun, arsenal fans will still be tweeting about saturday 4th november 2023
@Gunnersc0m
Gunners
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"What goes around, comes around."
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4 years
stop letting middle aged white womenโ€™s nuclear takes on race and gender go unchallenged 2k21
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soph ๐ŸŒ
2 months
matthew pinsent going full mask off on BBC here, christ alive
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soph ๐ŸŒ
1 year
that final 5 minutes was absolute cinรฉma. the tension, the flirting, the jealousy, the gay panic. jordan chasing matty STRAIGHT INTO HENRY. i was hooting and hollering #BBUK
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9 months
judas, peter, matthew and john when christ misses a sitter in the nazareth five a side:
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3 months
me during the les mis / marie antoinette section
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4 years
@__parismills i canโ€™t believe the state of my facebook man like......do you think people WANT to be marching against racism or
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3 years
sorry but i demand post-match referee press conferences. if you're going to be that brazenly wrong, i would like you to watch the replays behind a microphone and justify your shitty decision making. that goes for VAR too!
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1 year
even with all his work in succession, my favourite kieran culkin line delivery will forever be this from home alone 2
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1 year
oh shit oh fuck
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3 years
iโ€™m sorry that this isnโ€™t very on-brand with my leftist principles but the thought of novak djokovic being sat alone in a police-guarded room in melbourne airport, frantically trying to prove medical exemption beyond โ€œiโ€™m a crankโ€, is very, very funny to me
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soph ๐ŸŒ
6 months
lewis miley turning 18 and immediately getting the worst tattoo youโ€™ve ever seen, youโ€™re a real footballer now son โค๏ธ
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3 years
hi simon, female newcastle fan here! i didnโ€™t accept your apology anyway, but i definitely donโ€™t now. what place does โ€œcongratulations on what I gather is only your third win of the seasonโ€ have in a thread about you being rightfully held to account for joking about rape??
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4 years
this jacket retails for nearly ยฃ2k
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4 months
cristiano ronaldo, as god is my witness your career will end in tears
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1 year
man unitedโ€™s spineless behaviour has emboldened their scummiest fans to threaten members of the womenโ€™s team! whoโ€™d have thought it!
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nufc twitter will manufacture a first team orgy before theyโ€™ll accept all our players have dipped in form at the same time
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1 year
i know nobody wants sunderland to come up but, hear me outโ€ฆ. derby day joelinton
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1 year
like, is it possible that some XL bullys are nice and friendly? sure. but thatโ€™ll be because of highly specific environmental factors and probably goes against many of the traits thatโ€™ve been bred into them. most people arenโ€™t going to put that effort in.
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1 year
babe wake up, a new unhinged coffin just dropped in the funeral directors on wallsend high street!
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9 months
iโ€™ve been on my best behaviour today and this is really testing me
@itvfootball
ITV Football
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The #NUFC players give some fans some ICONIC memorabilia #SUNNEW #EmiratesFACup
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2 years
imagine letting a man called โ€œsollyโ€ put two goals past you
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9 months
newcastle united never have to play kloppโ€™s liverpool in the league again !!!!!!!!!
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3 months
tories are out, greens got four seats, still infected with euro fever, married my bestie. today is slaying!!!!!! ๐Ÿฉท
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2 years
crying my eyes out at someone on my facebook sharing this without a shred of irony
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3 months
some of you didnโ€™t watch kylian mbappe in newcastle unitedโ€™s 4-1 win over psg at st jamesโ€™ park and it shows
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1 month
i hope brighton fans on twitter are ready to talk about nothing but this game for the rest of their mortal lives, happy to be passing the baton over to them
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3 years
I know treating trans women with humanity is some bare minimum shit, but it makes me rest easier knowing Laurel Hubbard has some support among her competitors, and it makes me even prouder that itโ€™s a British athlete considering transphobia is one of our greatest exports rn
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soph ๐ŸŒ
6 months
imagine turning up to a party where your boyfriend is wearing a matching costume with the man heโ€™s in a codependent, homoerotic friendship with. BYEEEEEEEE
@911TVNEWS
9-1-1 NEWS
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Sneak Peek ๐Ÿšจ #911onABC
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welcome back diana princess of wales x
@CPFC_GEO
๐†๐ž๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐ž ๐Ÿฆ…
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Aaron Ramsey own goal, does this mean someoneโ€™s gonna come back to life?
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theyโ€™re not even buenos, you all need to familiarise yourselves with kinderโ€™s full range
@paddypower
Paddy Power
9 months
Bruno Guimarรฃes swapping his shirt for a packet of Kinder Buenos is the best deal of the transfer window so far.
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2 years
rip vivienne westwood youโ€™d have loved stormzyโ€™s slay at your funeral
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anyone else see a big number 4?
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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A FAMOUS NIGHT AT ST. JAMES' PARK!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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and thatโ€™s before we even get into the breeders! get a real job!
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my Olympic main character of the day has to be Saint Boy, the horse thatโ€™s wiped out the leader in the modern pentathlon by refusing to jump. a boundary-setting king ๐Ÿ‘‘
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1 year
just stopped breathing. the walls are closing in. i am down so, so severely.
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friday was fun ๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒธโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿชฉ
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1 year
youโ€™re so right xx
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@SeanDOlfc
Sean
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If we win all of our games we will have won 9 in a row which this Utd side or Newcastle couldnโ€™t dream of doing and we should be given top 4 off that alone
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my quotes/mentions have been absolutely chocka with blokes describing how much they want to shag both of these men ever since i tweeted this so actually i think iโ€™ve solved homophobia
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๐Ÿšจ thereโ€™s only one bed ๐Ÿšจ
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maybe if sheโ€™d taken a break from calling trans people nonces and logged off this app at any point in those three weeks, she mightโ€™ve had time to grieve her dead dog?
@TalkTV
Talk
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. @NUFC fan Linzi Smith says stress induced by a ban from St. James' Park, because of her views on Trans people, meant she couldnโ€™t grieve the loss of her dog. โ€œI lost my dog three weeks before this all kicked off, I havenโ€™t even be able to grieve.โ€ #TalkTV
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3 months
11 THOUSAND VOTES FOR REFORM IN SUNDERLAND???? GOD WE ARE TOAST
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11 months
youโ€™re legally not allowed to like this tweet until youโ€™ve emailed your MP to demand a ceasefire in gaza. themโ€™s the rules โ€” it takes about 30 seconds and theyโ€™re voting TODAY. free palestine ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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soph ๐ŸŒ
11 months
well, well, well. @NUFC_Creeps being pro-genocide is it?
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4 months
we really, really need to study the psychological damage true crime podcasts have done to our facebook mams
@danm16476
Dan โš’๏ธ
4 months
That Jay Slater Facebook is fucking wild to read though. You would think every Jane, Mandy and Susan was on the list to be the next Chief of CIA ๐Ÿ˜‚
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trippier is the "star player" i'd be least arsed about us selling
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1 year
did i fucking stutter!
@AndersAgain
Anders ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช
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this means more than the 3 points
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cat
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nunez even deleted his post from the newcastle game ๐Ÿ’”
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1 year
yer bird wears her stompers to PSG (H) in case any of the ultras fancy it x
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3 years
@kelechnekoff in the bottom right corner I KNOW THATโ€™S RIGHT
@MercedesAMGF1
Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team
3 years
Welcome back, @LewisHamilton ๐Ÿ™
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BIOLOGY UNIT 2 WAS THE WORST EXAM OF MY LIFE WHERE WAS PLANTS/MITOSIS/THE CELL CYCLE/BLOOD VESSELS/HALF THE BLOODY SPECIFICATION
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@bIuesykes
jesse
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how do you serve cunt as a trio ?
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3 months
if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck etc
@anyachappellxx
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3 months
i am very much aware that racists will be voting reform, however to say everyone voting reform is racist is pathetic
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6 years
can't believe my boyfriend has had the nerve to rinse me for MONTHS about watching shadowhunters, when after watching the first four episodes he's not only a complete magnus bane stan, he executed a flawless and unprompted reference to the iconic "who are you?" line from 1x04
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1 year
@ab_bi_e abbie none of these words are in the bible
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2 months
been trying to think of a response to this that wonโ€™t get my account suspended, but iโ€™m coming up empty
@RobertJenrick
Robert Jenrick
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Great to meet with Sir John Hall, a true champion of Newcastle and the North East.
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6 years
tom daley going from being the nation's purest, sweetest teen athlete to the creator of innuendo-filled vlogs with living his best gay life with his hot husband is truly The Greatest Glow-Upโ„ข. you can practically feel the sweat beading on the daily mail's scummy forehead
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after 3.5 years on the waiting list and 27 years of being a certified nuisance, delighted to confirm i finally have an ADHD diagnosis lol
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@SoozUK she offered it up in a completely unrelated discussion about the #MeToo movement (said #MeToo has worsened gender relations like BLM has worsened race relations) and it received next to no pushback. mind-blowing.
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11 months
@Laurenc56038948 @NUFC_Creeps it is pro-genocide to support genocide, hope this helps!
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10 months
a rare sincere tweet from me but joe deserves a lot of love for the effort he puts into this silly little contest. guaranteed laughs every year, and tonnes of money raised for an amazing cause. canโ€™t even bring myself to complain about how rattled i am by the final rounds!!!
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how can anyone expect me to behave normally about this
@Memecastle_Utd
Memecastle United
9 months
Beautiful โฌœโฌ› #NUFC
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2 years
this is going to be the greatest movie ever made
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2 years
sir, a second sacking has hit the premier league
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1 year
joelinton dressing like an evil clown and lurking at the side of the road, ready to traumatise unsuspecting ponteland residents skskskksksksk
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1 year
me, literally yesterday:
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@ThatChris1209
Chris Deeley
1 year
Whatโ€™s one piece of cricket terminology/shorthand youโ€™d change if you were the boss of all cricket everywhere? I would ban any commentator from giving me the mental image of Cameron Green being milked.
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3 months
zack i cannot stress enough how explicitly the labour party told you theyโ€™d do this
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in front of multiple witnesses, by the way. a grown fucking man touching up a 21 year old student, unprovoked. and then trying to fight him TWICE. absolute fucking danger man
@SCARFYYYY
harryโ„ข ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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middle class mag tried to start on me today, funny
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4 months
the scotland fan in the crowd recording that havertz penalty:
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idk like, iโ€™m not sure john terryโ€™s an authority on being a role model for young footballers
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
8 months
John Terry picks Cristiano Ronaldo as the perfect role model for any young footballer ๐Ÿ
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4 months
trippier playing like his wifeโ€™s leaving him ffs
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1 year
this is the second time in three days iโ€™m tweeting that we need to study how fan culture changes peopleโ€™s brains because i simply donโ€™t know how youโ€™re looking at pictures of a man with multiple stab wounds, in a pool of his own blood, and being like โ€œlol, geordies though rightโ€
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1 year
welcome to wallsend, beyoncรฉ
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10 months
his little geordie twang ๐Ÿฅน
@mollymcmullenn
molly ๐Ÿค
10 months
joelintons child ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน
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6 months
fair play to liverpool for not allowing newcastle united to have the most embarrassing result of the night, respect ๐Ÿซก
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6 months
piece of cake ๐Ÿซก
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soph ๐ŸŒ
6 months
getting my back tattoo finished on friday and iโ€™m allergic to the numbing cream iโ€™ve ordered, i wonder if my artist will just sedate me instead x
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soph ๐ŸŒ
8 months
someone take my phone off me, iโ€™m about to tweet something SO depraved
@BBCMOTD
Match of the Day
8 months
Fabian Schar is coolness personified! #BBCFootball #FACup
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soph ๐ŸŒ
8 months
iโ€™m gonna go out on a limb here and say that calling a whole group of people โ€œnoncesโ€, โ€œfetish pervertsโ€ and โ€œpredatorsโ€ on the basis of their identity probably doesnโ€™t qualify as lawful, protected political speech. i could be wrong though, iโ€™m not a fake lawyer!
@WeAreFairCop
WeAreFairCop
8 months
All of this may be said. None of it is criminal. Some you may find offensive - but that isnโ€™t the test of whether it not it may be said. It is not targeted harassment, or incitement to violence. Itโ€™s lawful, protected political speech.
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soph ๐ŸŒ
11 months
FT: NEW 1 โ€” 4.47 PSG
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soph ๐ŸŒ
11 months
the way olivia is describing trish is some of the most insane projection iโ€™ve ever seen. that pettiness and hostility sheโ€™s describing is exactly how SHE wouldโ€™ve reacted if trishโ€™s family got picked over hers #BBUK
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soph ๐ŸŒ
4 months
tiered memberships and l*nzi canโ€™t get any of them โ™ฅ๏ธ in jesusโ€™ name, amen x
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
4 months
Don't Just Follow. Belong. โšซ๏ธโšช๏ธ
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@soph_atkk
soph ๐ŸŒ
1 year
you will never, ever guess what this tweet is about
@Metro_Ents
Metro Entertainment
1 year
It's happening, people ๐Ÿ˜
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@soph_atkk
soph ๐ŸŒ
2 months
sharron davies, aside from being a transphobe, is so unlikeable as an interviewer. she asks truly awful questions.
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@soph_atkk
soph ๐ŸŒ
5 months
look at how they massacred my boy!!!!!!
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