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Actor 🎥 Improvisor 🎭 Author 🎙 Podcaster ♦️♠️ Poker Player ❤️ ♣️ Cigar Aficionado 💨 Entreflâneur • • •

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2008
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Check out my scene in ted, now streaming on @Peacock . I’m in episode 3, Ejectile Dysfunction, of #ted , thee MOST WATCHED original title in the history of #Peacock ! Thank you @SethMacFarlane for the AMAZING opportunity. 🙏 -PaulVato.com @MaxBurkholder @WhatTedSaid
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@FightMate The husband was just “pranking” the kid. No biggie.
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@trevorshowvan @JacqueGonzales @TableBoston It looks like @TableBoston has been up to no good for quite some time. They have also closed down their social media now. What a way to ruin your business. 😆
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@FightMate THAT did not go exactly as planned! 😂
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@TheSDPadresFan @detectclips Foreshadow? He should have seen this coming!
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@JustAboutGlad Has he fingered it out yet?
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@SauerkrautCop @historyinmemes Sounds like a bunch of melarkey to me!
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@apurv_anand @crazyclipsonly More footage from the incident!
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@FightMate Camera person should do 20 to life.
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@pearlythingz It’s time to start watching women’s sports! ( . ) ( . ) 👀
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@Morbidful Sometimes you choke the chicken and sometimes the chicken chokes you!
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@BGatesIsaPyscho Some outtakes from “the moon landing”!
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@fesshole Definitely DO NOT take her to Tenerife!
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@TMZ Spirit Airlines is the Greyhound of the skies! Store:
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@SteveInmanUIC Clerk being interviewed later on that evening. @Portalcoin
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@InternetH0F Actually footage of the neighbor!
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@jzux “No longer needed, baby dead.” - @KarlPilkington
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@cctvidiots I have and mine gave me wings!
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@WomenPostingLs They just need to be realistic and find age appropriate men, 66-86.
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@Amariih1 @DailyLoud Time for me to use TI to promote my business because I know he will show up AND bring his kid along.
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@GandhiAOC @bestwildclips It clearly wasn’t him!
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@NiseiLounge Pull. The. Tape!
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@roywoodjr I like this move better:
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@EP_AnimalLovers He should with draw all of his funds from @BankofAmerica for calling the cops on him.
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@Bornakang Where EXACTLY did this happen? Address please, because I would HATE to accidentally walk in there.
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@cctvidiots The kid practicing in the safety of his home.
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Thinking this in my new commercial headshot, what do you think? Photo by @BradfordRogne
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@fasc1nate Aftermath: When Louisiana state troopers spotted Dennis' van, they attempted to pull him over. He led police on a fifteen-mile high-speed chase and broke through two police barricades. Warren County, Mississippi, Sheriff Paul Barrett told his deputies that if the van refused to
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@WillSasso , Please don't give up on comedy! http://t.co/1XUGGdn9nC
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@timecaptales @Morbidful Just pet him and you should be fine.
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@notlouisck Maybe she just loves grilled cheese sandwiches? 🥪
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@choeshow Was this a lover’s quarrel?
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@femmecamp There must be a shortage of planes.✈️
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@VitalVegas This is why I sit at the bar and play video poker on the bar top slots! 🎰
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@crazyclipsonly Everyone knows that it’s bike, drop and roll! 🔥 🚴 🔥
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@lporiginalg Was it this guy?
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@susie07104130 @trevorshowvan @TableBoston @Jen_Royle I’m also DEEP down this rabbit hole! 😂 🕳️ 🐇
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@stillgray Very sexy!
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@notcapnamerica It may just work the next time.
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@graeters Ok, it’s Thursday, you may now resume advertising your Devil’s Cream!
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@Motabhai012 @FightMate Look at the dumb look on it’s face! 😂 🐦
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@fesshole You forgot the part where you told her that her neighbors saw her do it.
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I’m definitely warming up my @Twitter thumbs & fingers for this one. @WendiMcLendonCo , we should hold this on @TwitterSpaces & live chat with everyone!
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Why are we good for creators? Swipe to find out 🤳🏼🔥🎬
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@KameronBennett Only one answer, Scorpio! ♏️
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@fesshole Make it not so weird and have the missus tug off the old man?
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@historyinmemes It’s time to update my book, #TheKamaSucia !
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@sartain_dj @OliLondonTV If he was wearing a skirt, yes!
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@PicturesFoIder Maybe it’s for self defense?
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@FightHaven Did anyone notice that his noggin hit the hand rail before he hit the ground?
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@cctvidiots The store owner then went & changed locations, smart because if the other robber comes back in he’s not going to be looking in the right spot. This is what I do & it’s very effective, at at least it is in Call of Duty Mobile.
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@creepydotorg Footloose is his favorite movie!
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@targetpoker81 How can so many people be wrong? 😑
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I’m so excited to hear that there is a premier date for Ted on @Peacock ! @Variety
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Snapshots from 1993: The “Ted” prequel event series arrives January 11th only @peacock !
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@Morbidful That does not look like a “selfie”, you can clearly see Ben’s hands dangerously close to his own crotch. THAT, my friends, is called a “pho to graph”. 📸
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@RadioGenoa Just bust out your own phone and turn the music on full blast. 🎶 🎶 🎶
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My favorite new show is the SUPER funny #ThoseWhoCant on @truTV ! Premiers 2/11/16 10:30pm.
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@NkechiKwenu @Morbidful Or, more importantly the show on Peacock which I’m in! (Episode 3).
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@cctvidiots She has big dock energy!
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Looks like I made it into the final cut of this new @UberEats commercial film! I, & a group of Waynes and Garths, make an appearance at the 2 hour and 46 second mark. Yes, 2 HOURS in! Besides @DanaCarvey & #MikeMyers also look for @AliceCooper !
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@Ek_Indian07 @historyinmemes Gout pain is much much worse.
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@poodawgmelissa @WSOP More importantly why do you get one or these and we don’t?
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@WomenPostingLs It’s a trap! 🧀 🐁
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@tariqnasheed This is why I keep my #ChairK -47 at the ready! 🪑K-47!
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#VEGAS - Stand Up Comedy & Rock, all in one night! FRIDAY 6/16, 8pm at @BackstageBarLV . @VegasNews @VatoCigars
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@eemmanuels4 @fasc1nate Another famous executioner in his robe!
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@Vinod_r108 @historyinmemes Is this Liam Neeson’s audition for the Naked Gun remake? 😂
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@JoeyRyanOnline took out a little person piñata midget last night at @LuchaVaVOOM w/ONLY his penis! @JoeyRyansPenis
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@mhdksafa Let us pray for Celine Dion, a true @Vegas icon. 🙏
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@NiseiLounge I’m hoping that it’s not @ChiPartyAunt !
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Who else is going to buy one of these? @JimMcMahon ROZELLE Headband!
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