Asya @femmecamp Twitter profile

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Asya

@femmecamp

1 year

allah the women you put on this earth to read and write criticism are at the grocery store photographing their shoes

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Asya

@femmecamp

3 years

hear me out. google docs wrapped. yasss queen! this year you slayed the phrase “the ways in which”

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2 years

holding your hair up so someone can put a necklace on you. top 5 girl experience

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5 years

reflecting, as i often am, upon this baba yaga table and the old ladies who review it

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1 year

my flight to london was underbooked so they cancelled it and are now making us leave, get our bags, check back in, go back through security, and return for a smaller plane. and by “us” i mean (not a joke) me and the professional actor peter dinklage

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@femmecamp

6 years

gays? are you feeling OK?

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6 years

Lana Del Rey's 'Born to Die' re-enters this week's Billboard 200.

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6 years

i wish this were a joke tweet but i am in the vatican at the sistine chapel and nicholas cage is standing next to me

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@femmecamp

4 years

my most erotic and forbidden fantasy... a nice meal in a restaurant with 6-8 friends... perhaps i am late because of a subway delay. perhaps the pasta is overcooked.... ah! i am getting ahead of myself

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4 years

everyone please join me in loving and affirming elliott page and rejoicing in the now homosexual kiss between elliott and joseph gordon-levitt in christopher nolan’s INCEPTION, a movie that is becoming less and less heterosexual with each passing year

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@femmecamp

8 months

i saw this tweet as i was falling asleep last night and the eucalyptus man was in my dream. the world was so cruel to him….. i earned his trust and taught him how to read. i patted his large back like a horse

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8 months

100 years ago he wouldn't be regarded as a heartthrob reinforcing the male height beauty standard. he would be rightfully reviled as an australian taller than 99% of men. a circus freak called "the eucalyptus man"

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1 year

friend and i stumbled into andrew garfield after a run of angels in america. he'd just been semi-cancelled for saying he was "gay without the physical act" so we were like WE are gay and WE love you. he got teary, talked a bunch about human connection, and insisted i take his cab

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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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1 year

they are insisting that our bags will come to this carousel, which, for the last hour, has been slowly rotating ONE skateboard

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5 years

contrary to popular believe, it IS possible to mourn the notre dame and think critically about the constant and ongoing loss of major historic artifacts in places like iraq and syria at the same time

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9 years

when ur suspicious of global capitalism

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1 year

did you guys hear that opal, the orphaned baby opossum, is starting to meet zoo visitors when she goes out on walks in her new special pouch

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Opal, the orphaned baby opossum, is starting to meet zoo visitors when she goes out on walks in her new special pouch.

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11 months

i love independent perfumers. this is the 3rd email i’ve received about my order in the last 12 hours. the first one started off with “Hello, amazing You…” and promised there would be no further emails

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@femmecamp

7 years

if jenny slate is dating jon hamm right after breaking up with chris evans she is truly the most powerful heterosexual in the world

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@femmecamp

6 months

this is how my parents talk about their objectively untrained poodle. my mother claims he can open pistachio shells with his paws and save drowning people by dragging them to shore (never happened). today my father said that he “does not know evil and can only see truth”

𝓈𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓎 𝓈𝑒𝒽𝓇𝒶

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4 years

sorry the people who run mitski bot and siken bot are MARRIED? TO EACH OTHER??????

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@femmecamp

5 years

parasite translator sharon choi i am free and available to hang out on thursday

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5 years

shakespeare productions in the city: it’s the S̸T̶E̵A̸M̶P̶U̶N̶K̶ ̵A̴P̷O̴C̷A̴L̴Y̵P̵S̶E̵ ̵ ASSHOLE!!!!! we all have 🅶🆄🅽🆂!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shakespeare productions in the suburbs: ʰᵉˡˡᵒ ᵍᵉⁿᵗˡᵉ ᵗʳᵃᵛᵉˡᵉʳ ʷᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ʸᵉ ᵒˡᵈᵉ ˢʰᵒʷᵉ

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1 year

@Not_End_User i don’t think so! i try to be respectful! hope that helps you in the future? it’s gotta be worth paying for twitter blue with crap zingers like these

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5 years

every lesbian couple has one juggling clown boy and one belligerent pasta witch

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@femmecamp

7 years

the student athlete meme but for white english majors who write poems like Pale hands Against white cheek We shatter Cigarettes

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@femmecamp

7 years

anyone else constantly haunted by cate blanchett's accidental han solo look? gays? how are we coping?

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7 years

kylo ren is not queer-coded he's just sad and wears black and we MUST come to terms with the fact that straight goths exist

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7 months

chicago to kansas city amtrak is changing my life right now. there’s an observation deck with floor to ceiling windows. there’s a strong mennonite contingent. the conductor keeps announcing that we should “thank each other.” later i might go play video games with the cafe cashier

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@femmecamp

7 months

self-annihilating protest acts often tell us that life under present conditions (physical, spiritual, etc) had *already been made impossible* for the protestor. we have to take this claim seriously. when bushnell said he could “no longer be complicit,” he meant it at face value

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@Ruth_Mensch

7 months

You do not need to agree with self immolation as a form of protest. What you do owe the dead is the respect and consideration for the cause they gave their life for. At the very fucking least.

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@femmecamp

4 months

you are the daughters of the witches they couldn’t burn? OK, very good. i am the daughter of a sex and the city superfan from istanbul

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@femmecamp

1 year

@jasonkinder no thanks! you should be very embarrassed

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1 month

saw a man who had LIBERTÉ tattooed on one thigh and ÉGALITÉ on the other… Where is FRATERNITÉ? nothing else on his arms and legs. FRATERNITÉ tramp stamp???????

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@femmecamp

3 months

yogurt CIGARETTE 🤍

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@femmecamp

3 years

while everyone else was learning about NFT’s, you were using the phrase “no worries if not” 6 times a day! your gmail aura is 𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙙 and 𝒶𝓅𝑜𝓁𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒾𝒸

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Asya

@femmecamp

6 years

ladies, imagine this. it’s 1693. the townspeople caught you kissing your neighbor Zachariah’s wife so they all think you’re a witch. you’ll be dead by tomorrow but for now you’re kinda just loving the attention

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@femmecamp

5 years

bernie sanders texts me with the frequency and accelerating intimacy of a u-haul dyke. i woke up with “Bernie 2020: Join The Movement” and ended the day with “Asya. I need you right now,” as is customary in my community

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6 years

/r/relationships I [61M] have been nothing but understanding but she [34F] keeps preparing my asparagus with butter, which she knows I don’t like. Is she a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life?

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@femmecamp

5 months

i can not stop watching this video: the calm courage, the speed & the numbers, the communal care, the reference to 1968. the bird songs! these students are still out there staring down 100s of NYPD officers. we can thank them for their leadership via venmo (bcabolitioncollective)

Talia Jane ❤️‍🔥

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5 months

At around 4am today, hundreds of @Columbia students descended on the main lawn and launched the Gaza Solidarity Encampment. Nearly 60 tents were erected in minutes, with plans to remain until the school divests from Israel’s genocide of Palestine.

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4 years

when harry said “the institution needs public perception to survive”

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@femmecamp

7 years

is your child texting about Hamlet? OMG: Oedipal Mother Gertrude JFC: Jeepers! Fortinbras Coming! TGIF: The Ghost Is Father SMH: Sue Me Horatio WTF: Why This Flesh STFU: Stop The Family Usurper LOL: Let Ophelia Live OFC: Oops, Fencing Competition

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@femmecamp

5 years

it’s frustrating to see people worry about Lesbian Culture Death at the hands of genderqueer identity when lesbianism has ALWAYS been about deviating from prescribed gender—for both butches & femmes! the notion that nonbinarism is anti-lesbian is, at the least, wildly ahistorical

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6 years

fantastic news: entering 2019 as a brooding but beautiful romantic hero!

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2 months

on the uptown 3 train and a man dropped something from his pocket. i bent down to pick it up. it was a laminated photo of a sunset

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5 years

absolutely haunted by this juice truck...... we juice your juice few inches from your mouths.......

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@femmecamp

6 years

@julianamkaplan as if i don’t have receipts

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@femmecamp

3 years

this is very moving…. to me

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Asya

@femmecamp

9 months

almost lost my life at edinburgh castle this morning due to wind that picked me up and slammed me down in the middle of a local group and i was greeted by a quiet chorus of “ayyyyyyeeeee poor lass.” now THAT’S what i call a country

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4 years

girlfriend found this on tumblr (url inahiddenplace) and i literally can’t look at it without crying!!!!!!!!!

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4 years

𝘐-𝘐-𝘐-𝘐 𝘏𝘖𝘗𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘌𝘔𝘈𝘐𝘓 𝘍𝘐𝘕𝘋𝘚 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘞𝘌𝘓𝘓

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7 months

gf let me do their nails for valentine’s day

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1 year

OK whose harley is this in bushwick

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8 months

charles melton outrageous snub but it's hard to feel bad for him when he probably texts todd haynes photos of his cozy socks and receives instant replies like "teehee" and "effervescent"

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6 years

my eyes: ah yes, JFK, John F. Kennedy my brain: Jesus Fucking Khrist

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7 years

ME: hi- WHITE ENGLISH MAJOR: my skin ☠️😪 is sensitive 👽🤔 but i still write my poems 🙏🏼👌🏻👏🏻 on my wrist with sharpie 🖊because art is pain 🚬😜

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7 years

thank you ellen page for proposing to your girlfriend on the 3rd of january and claiming 2018 for the lesbians

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5 years

adam driver: journalist: What strikes me first about Driver is his stature—physically large, with a colossal frame to match. Towering above me, he is a massive, big, huge man. His enormous shoulders

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7 years

grateful for "the lesbianism of The Hands" as a phrase/potential book title/tombstone dedication/fucking life philosophy

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4 years

some people in my mentions are saying you can’t retroactively make a movie gay and even though yes, i can, i would also like to ask them if they have ever heard of a little problem called arthur and eames

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5 years

merry christmas girls and gays! barnard bulletin, dec 1935

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9 months

the “cannibalism as a metaphor for love” thing has become so sexless. let’s all just agree to leave it alone for a couple of years and give it the chance to bounce back

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2 months

i want to talk about lunch… lunch, the most sensitive meal, overshadowed by the titans of Big Brunch and Big Dinner Reservation… lunch, the people’s meal, undermined by the work day (yet still providing relief)… controlled… indulgent. i just had a sandwich so good i cried

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7 months

new drip from the jonathan richman concert

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11 months

“but i have family in israel” yes, due to its being a reproductive war machine. due to israel and the USA having spent decades/billions eroding palestinian humanity while sending you on birthright to “make families” with IDF soldiers. in preparation for this exact moment

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@femmecamp

5 years

from my cozy sunday to yours

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5 years

“let people mourn, don’t bring politics into this” rhetoric is crazy because it implies we are only capable of one emotion at a time. you are definitely capable of two, you just don’t want to dissect why you think of the notre dame as “personal” & the middle east as “politics”

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7 years

@communistbabe

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7 years

the devil is working hard but elle woods is working harder

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1 year

heard myself saying some shit like “i actually think my gender is more in conversation with DJ Crazy Times than Biljana Electronica because his rambunctious swagger replicates that of a lesbian” and checked my temperature. turns out i have the novel coronavirus

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that “deep sea baby i follow you” song is like an ancestral battle cry for europeans. it courses through their veins

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5 years

🌈🌈🌈

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5 months

OK: it’s not that gendered parody is bad, it’s that even the most effective parody reifies the dominance of its source. we must accept this. parodic femininity can be interesting, pleasurable (!), citational, small-scale subversive, but it will not refigure power

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Triple Cantilever Extripator

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1 year

everybody wants a queer platonic polycule until they’re locked out of their apartment before the MUNA concert because their roommates left early for the ethel cain/caroline polachek concert

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1 year

@hangsawoman this is just a connecting flight to turkey but i’ll be in london for real 1st-15th september if you’re free 1st-15th september

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3 years

there’s an army of high school girls out there who put unreleased lana del rey tracks on spotify by disguising them as podcasts. and they’re my heroes

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can i say something without everyone getting mad at me

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3 years

dyke marching / dyke being-carried-around

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4 years

@cowboyverismo i refuse to boost them to the top of the replies by engaging with them but if any transphobes are reading this: you are disgusting, “biological gender” doesn’t exist, inception is gay simply because i said so ❤️

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8 years

HOW FUCKING EXHAUSTED MUST A POLITICIAN BE TO RESIGN WITH LADY MACBETH'S LAST WORDS

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@AP

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BREAKING: Britain's EU commissioner resigns, says 'What's done cannot be undone.'

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when my mom was having my little sister (C-section) the surgeon asked for music requests and my mom said to just put on whatever the surgeon liked best. this is how my sister, who is now a teenage goth, was born to Evanescence’s Bring Me To Life

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nobody seems to listen to me when i say that father john misty has so much OCD and lana del rey has so much of whatever the opposite of OCD is that when they collaborate it opens a portal to a uniquely peaceful dimension

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5 years

hot wench summertide, queer joy, the liminality of central park, aranciata, etc

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7 years

i can't stop thinking about how rupaul let a man drown

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1 year

@feelingsstores i have to believe the haters didn't see the show. it would have been impossible to take a sip of the beautiful transformative stew he was cooking up and NOT let him say whatever the hell he wanted

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6 years

i'm worried for what's going to happen to you all when the new hozier album drops

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5 years

stylist: what are we going for here andrew: a soft-hearted young homosexual who was forced to join the navy by his strict step-father.... he fell in love with his captain and now he’s just mean to everyone to cover it up stylist: got it

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8 years

it was really gracious for kristen wiig and steve carrell to come up on stage and demonstrate the concept of "comedy" for amy schumer

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1 year

scent of the day is fraaagola saalaaata: impish and girly and i want to lick it off my own skin. also after you order you don’t hear back for weeks then you get an email from the italian perfumer like “Hello Dear beautiful, Fedex at your Door Right now, Thank U enjoy Dear xxxxx”

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2 months

unfortunately those 100 pages a day are not teaching graduate students how to be pleasant on the internet

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1 year

landed in paris today. my uber driver texted me “i am the one in a black leather jacket” as if we were on a blind date and then offered me a cigarette in the car. when we got to the hotel i said “lovely to meet you!” and he said “oui i love you too.” new boyfriend just dropped

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what’s in my bag (i lost my earphones)

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i used to complain about long movies but now that AMC charges $25.40 for one ticket i’m all about value. killers of the flower moon? 4 hours… just $6 an hour. marty scorsese for the people

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every day i think “i should take a walk before it gets dark” and realize it is 3pm and i have already missed my one precious chance. and THEN i open google and type “edwardian underwear etsy,” and this is when the real fun begins

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scent of the day—scent of the year—is UF’s venus in tuberose, which i just rebought. you have no idea how hard it was for me to run out and be without it: fizzy, foamy, flirty, like leaning in to taste your crush’s ice cream cone while insisting on eye contact. better with sweat!