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Patrick Loney

@PatrickLoney0

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Nobody teaches life anything. Law, crypto, weights, Kendrick, quotes, boomer, "a bit trad-y", good friend, over-communicator. Crypto VC fund manager.

Joined March 2011
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@PatrickLoney0
Patrick Loney
4 years
Hey all. I'm a Seattleite based in China. Just a heads up that self-quarantine can get stressful, so don't be too hard on yourself or your loved ones for going a little insane. It's natural. Say I love you. Say sorry. Have a cry. Reset. It will be okay. #WeGotThisSeattle
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@PatrickLoney0
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3 years
@Tradermayne I’m glad your pube stache didn’t fall off.
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1 year
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4 years
@tropicanapussy @oliverobrien @smithsara79 Make sure Postmates delivers some LaCroix in the middle of the call and say something like “So good right?”
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Patrick Loney
4 years
@tropicanapussy @oliverobrien @smithsara79 Tell them there’s money in the banana stand. Every White person has seen Arrested Development and yet thinks they are in on an inside joke. (Side note thanks apple for capitalizing White)
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@PatrickLoney0
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4 months
@GraduatedBen “Do you want corn?” “Not if you want to keep your spleen”
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1 year
@lawyertherapist @proetrie My beautiful 30 y/o female friend said something hilarious about this: “When people ask why I’m not married, I say it’s because of my character.”
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@PatrickLoney0
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4 months
@b1gdumb1diott Hot Fuss needs to trade Andy You’re A Star for that song.
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Patrick Loney
2 years
@RichardHeartWin Imagine thinking this looks cool 😂
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Patrick Loney
2 years
@chadsgx Ser, save some sex appeal for the rest of us
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@PatrickLoney0
Patrick Loney
3 years
@BadChinaTake If you are paying $12.99 for a can opener in China, then you have some serious problems.
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1 year
@ITYSL_memes Dump it. Trash it. This one’s garbage.
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@PatrickLoney0
Patrick Loney
3 years
@levie Assume we are talking tweets like these
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@PatrickLoney0
Patrick Loney
3 years
@CaitlinLong_ is one of the only people in crypto who I've seen explain at a granular level the mechanics of the traditional financial and monetary systems. (Also a fan of @AshBennington 's unbridled nerdiness, which totally shines through in his interviews.)
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3 years
Remember learning about the fractional reserve banking system? "That's not how the financial system works anymore..." 🔥 #Stablecoins : A Turning Point for Banking 🚀 Check out the full episode with @CaitlinLong_ , Dr. Manmohan Singh & @AshBennington 👇
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2 years
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@PatrickLoney0
Patrick Loney
3 months
@jbrendanfrazier I used to hold that opinion quite strongly. But consider (1) storage space above your seat, and (2) if you board last you’re gonna be waiting in a long ass line for everybody else to be seated. The best move is board last with no line but #2 is the typical case.
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@PatrickLoney0
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5 months
@rickygervais "So whatcha doin' just thinkin' bout Dawn?" RIP Keith
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2 years
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2 years
@alexanderwu2000 You should try sex, man
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@PatrickLoney0
Patrick Loney
4 years
@BretWeinstein She's calling for accountability, she's not calling for thought crime purges. Maybe you'd be more effective if you just focused on your core message and let the petty stuff go.
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@PatrickLoney0
Patrick Loney
4 years
Twitter libertarians: I don’t trust the COVID-19 numbers coming out of China. The guy holding a disinfectant cannon escorting me to my 14-day quarantine room in Shanghai:
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@PatrickLoney0
Patrick Loney
3 years
Sound on
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Patrick Loney
1 year
@RenaisRomanus @pmarca Voluntary celibacy requires restraint and self control
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@PatrickLoney0
Patrick Loney
4 years
@katieeperry The “feel it in my plumbs” outtakes video is unreal funny too.
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@PatrickLoney0
Patrick Loney
2 years
@growing_daniel Can confirm this is standard while in ice bath post two a days
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@PatrickLoney0
Patrick Loney
3 years
@lawmaster Welcome, friend
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3 years
@NewSovietPoster I never understood the parable of the prodigal son until I got sober and started working with others trying to get sober.
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8 months
@Kattressa Dick’s. Went there recently and wasn’t even good for nostalgia purposes. Happy for their success though.
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2 years
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