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#readingfc #skol #oasis #geauxtigers Dai Yongge is a fucking cunt

Reading, England
Joined September 2012
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@skol_ding
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@WillJH21 It's the root of several problems, if you say otherwise you are just in denial
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@adsavory Definitely not fucking Wanderers after recent developments lmao
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6 years
@GaryLineker sHACKtar Donetsk I think
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9 months
Fucking howling 🤣 #readingfc
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1 year
Oxford piping up.. would just like to remind everyone I had a little turtle, his name was tiny tim I took him to the Nags Head to see if he could drink He downed 10 pints of lager And then he got his coat And now he's uo the high street stabbing Oxford in the throat! #readingfc
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4 years
@SoVeryBritish Im gonna pop to the shops for a "few bits", translation: I will do a food shop to last the entire month and not return for another 4 hours
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5 years
@scorigamisalami @NFL_Scorigami Alexaplaywonderwalligami
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26 days
@WillJH21 Theres a difference between saying theres too many people coming in and too many of certain types of people coming in. That's what some people fail to understand. Not an issue of race, just statistics
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
6 point deduction, who gives a fuck We're Super Ding and we're going up
@ReadingFC
Reading FC
3 years
A new morning. A fresh start. Lessons will be learned. Now is the time to come together.
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
Azeez is a beast. Give him a 4 year deal now and make it snappy or we riot #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
6 months
@TheEditorDiary Phenomenal tweeting
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Joel🇬🇧
2 years
Not a single decibel from the away end. Anyone want to tell them there's a football match on?
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
Am I the only one who actually liked him? Only player that would show a bit of aggression and physicality for the last 5 or so years
@TheTilehurstEnd
The Tilehurst End
4 years
It's been quite a fall for Joey van den Berg, who's joined Dutch amateur side MVV Alcides (in the fifth tier) after being unable to find a professional club last month. He'll try again in the summer.
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Joel🇬🇧
2 years
@_shaw33_ @KryzivenTake2 @TheoAshNFL This is the funniest thing I've read in months cheers for that
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4 months
Damn right. Best song ever
@RadioX
Radio X
4 months
Your winner of this year’s #bestofbritish poll is… LIVE FOREVER BY @OASIS ! Live Forever has been made #1 in Radio X's BOB four times 🙌 2018, 2021, 2023 and of course, 2024 🔥
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
I know it's a bit clichè-ridden but why isn't this like THE Reading FC song? Hands down beats that complete lie about the players' song being Sweet Caroline back in the day and therefore we use that 😂 plus it's been used to fuckin death at this point - Kevin Girdler > #readingfc
@OldRoyalsStuff
Old Royals Stuff
3 years
Anyone fancy a singalong? #readingfc @ReadingFC
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5 years
@RapSheet Vikings fans know how good this guy is. Lions fans are proper lucky
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Joel🇬🇧
5 years
@SkolBros Tbh three super bowls not gonna lie
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5 months
@TransfernewsRFC Source: trust me bro?
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Joel🇬🇧
1 year
Tear in my eye watching this. Wish we could be a proper club again so bad
OTD 17 YEARS AGO……👀 Where have all those years gone?
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7 years
@Vikings @teddyb_h2o If you're a Vikes fan and this doesn't make you at least a little melancholy; are you sure you're a Vikings fan? #skol
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
@RobbieKnox Finally an original spin on this and not just another one that basically recycles fiat 500 opinion tweets, top work
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Joel🇬🇧
2 years
Actually fucking sick of having a lead and just playing San Marino tactics for the rest of the match. How have we not learnt our lesson from the last 5+ FUCKING seasons??? #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
@ChampionsLeague Won it for them by spending 2 thirds of the game on the floor, fair play 👌🏻👏
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Joel🇬🇧
5 years
@AllyALaw wish someone sold coke at my school
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
@MNVikescentral But the road game against Seattle is, surprise surprise
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
@aarongoatrodge1 @Vikings How did your first rounder get on?
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
@nyrangerfan1991 @p_erezident @PlsBillyEppler The guy is Robbie Lyle, a host from Arsenal Fan TV, a YouTube channel that does post-match reactions to Arsenal FC soccer games. AFTV is kind of a meme in itself amongst English football fans online because their reactions to the matches are always funny and OTT.
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Joel🇬🇧
7 months
Apparently it makes you a tory to meet the Prime Minister and apparently that's a bad thing... Imagine rejecting the chance to meet your head of state 😂
@OfficialPDC
PDC Darts
7 months
A trip to @10DowningStreet for our new World Champion, Luke Humphries.
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
@LiamMannion10 @_GeorgeRFC Because thats when the took the lead again lol
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Joel🇬🇧
1 year
@secondtierpod File this under Will Still and Luton's away end
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Joel🇬🇧
1 year
How many of you has this rattled? (The quote replies)😂😂 Bit of self-depricating fun you square fuckers
@SimFromBucks
Simeon Pickup
1 year
Loving the "relegation conga" 😂
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Joel🇬🇧
7 months
Plums on BBC Berks going on about "poor old players getting disrupted", GET TO FUCK, way to miss the point #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
4 months
Not to jump the gun, but we are so fucking back
@RFC_News_utd
ROYALS-NEWS👑
4 months
Reading fans singing to the Great Escape tune at full time following their win over Northampton today 🗣️ Six points separating them from the relegation zone - things are looking on the 🆙 for the Royals 👏 #ReadingFC
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
@flea333 You just saw tiktok for the first time didn't you
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Joel🇬🇧
1 year
@DingJD106 Stood like he's about to belt out Slide Away at Knebworth. Grain of salt 😂
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
At what point do we do a proper protest? None of this passive banner shite, our club is literally 100% twats at the moment from the board to the playing staff. We should be fucking livid, but people are still making excuses. Wake the fuck up you positivity merchants #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
8 months
@JoeStephenson96 Tom Grennan and Bastille 1000000% make an appearance. They won't turn down any event despite being absolutely no one's favourite "popstar"
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Joel🇬🇧
5 years
@NFL_Scorigami Fucksakewewerethatfuckingcloseigami
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
Pricks, but that might be the best headline I've ever seen🤣
@SunSport
Sun Sport
3 years
Tomorrow's back page: David Marshall was left red-faced by Patrik Schick's 50-yard wonder goal as the Scots' 23-year wait to play in a major finals turned sour. #EURO2020
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@The33rdTeamFB @ChaseDaniel @wingoz What a load of shit. Laterals are piss they should really happen more often in situations like that, the miracle was a fucking miracle
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
@DomClare Granted I'll say he's not the man to win us a super bowl. At least I havent seen any evidence to suggest otherwise. But I'd rather take a shot at it with him and a new coaching setup than enter a lottery for a new dude through FAs or drafting for damn sure
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Joel🇬🇧
8 years
#2016in3words everyone is pesimistic
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Joel🇬🇧
2 years
Fuck it, I'm ALL IN on Ince. #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
2 years
Bring on 2 Centre Backs at 2-0 up. What the fuck is the point. Sit back FC we are, joke club #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
@VikeFans Should be the other way round, Spielman is great GM and especially in terms of team building; it's not the roster that's the problem it's the coaching, especially the play-calling. Zim's time has come and Kubiak should never have been given the gig in the first place.
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Joel🇬🇧
1 year
I've never known such a stubnorn, arrogant cunt of manager for literally no merit at all, please God let the board wake the fuck up and get him out of here #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
11 months
@oasiscentral_ Liam to sing If I had a gun
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Joel🇬🇧
6 years
@JKCorden 1-8-2 is correct. Just reading it out. Why would you separate the 1 but not the 8 and 2?
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Joel🇬🇧
9 months
Azeez and Yiadom on the right, suicide inducing combination, fucking terminate their contracts #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
@TChitester @JGut15 @UrinatingTree There's one of several examples mate hope this helps👍
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Joel🇬🇧
1 year
@ReadingFC Extend NGW
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Joel🇬🇧
2 years
@MightBeBray @bet365 You wearing the whole club shop there mate?
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Joel🇬🇧
7 months
Shit on the likes of @realjoespinosa all you want. But him and those that haven't given up on Kirk Daniel Cousins are correct. If he doesnt go down, we are the joint 1 seed if not better. Any denier are purely deniers of his talent or manipulated to believe he's shit. He isn't.
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@nicoo000097 @WillJH21 Didnt say I wanted that. Just slow it down It's too much right now And there is no benefit to allowing illegals in. They are cheating the system. Stopping that nonsense is a start
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Joel🇬🇧
5 months
Steady on lads. Nothing's been confirmed yet. We aren't anywhere close to our of the woods. By all means back the team tomorrow and be excited at the thought of a takeover, but nothing is certain, especially with all the cunts in charge of the deal(s) #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
5 years
What the fuck is wrong with this month man? RIP Legend 💜 #skol
@Vikings
Minnesota Vikings
5 years
We express our deepest sympathies to Chris Doleman’s family and friends upon his passing.
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@markgoldbridge Analogy of the millenium
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
Whatever you think about Thatcher it's a bit fucking weird people who were barely even a sperm during her tenure continuously celebrating her death like she was the worst thing to ever happen to them 😂😂😂
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Joel🇬🇧
2 years
Some of our fans are fucking weapons #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
2 years
Sick as a parrot but you know the score I dont miss the Vikings #skol #LateNightVikes @UKVikings PS: nice one for the hat 🤟
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@UKVikings
Minnesota Vikings UK
2 years
Are you up #LateNightVikes ? @horribleharry99 has a message for all of you staying up tonight! Let him know in the replies if you're staying up 👇
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Joel🇬🇧
7 months
This. Sky too busy finding two bob shitcunt YouTubers to put on their bullshit shows to actually do some credible broadcasting sadly #readingfc
@JeffStelling
Jeff Stelling
7 months
@SQirl74 @SkySports When a club which was in PL not long ago is in the position they are in this the biggest story of the day imo. Why no reporter there ? Everyone knew there was going to be a protest !
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@ReadingFC "We deserved that I felt" - Paul Ince
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1 year
@ReadingFC @Yaks75 @AndyTCarroll Caroll + Joao? See you in League One
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
Just had to waste that rabona cross didn't he? Fuck sake.
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
@TalkReading "There's a winger A Kenyan winger His name's Ayub Timbe Ayub Timbe (x8) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee Ayub Timbe" For something more exotic
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Joel🇬🇧
6 years
@MayorofLondon @Bloomberg @wikimediauk A site that anyone can edit is "crucial" lmao
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Joel🇬🇧
2 years
All you weirdos saying to "KeEp BaCKiNg tHe PlaYeRS", why should we when they show no commitment or passion whatsoever? Fuck them! Fuck the staff, fuck the board, fuck them all! And mostly, fuck your unwavering positivity and get your head out your arse! #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
2 years
Sam Matterface, Lee Dixon, and the stupid supporters band. Sometimes I envy the deaf
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Joel🇬🇧
5 months
@PurpleForTheWin Never gonna offer him 4 years anyway, cheerio
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Joel🇬🇧
7 months
Stay on lads. Ignore the prawn sandwich boo boys. #ReadingFC
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
@connxrbradshaw And world emoji day cant go ahead because of this? 😭
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Joel🇬🇧
11 months
Like its in anyway his fault you marrative fuelling, publicity hungry cenile old cunt
@RealSkipBayless
Skip Bayless
11 months
The Vikings obviously should be ahead in this game. But there's something about having Kirk Cousins at QB that makes everything shaky.
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
@Vikings People complaining as if we were going to pick a standout with that pick. May as well get more shots to pick out a steal. Trust the process!
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Joel🇬🇧
1 year
@TheRandLMill Worst line up since 2018 (the worst one of all time). Bigger identity crisis than a teenage tumblr user. The Killers are the best act there and they only have one really good album🤣
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Joel🇬🇧
6 months
Quieter than 170 Fleetwood fans, Attendances FC. Cheers for the +3 points 👍
@dcfcofficial
Derby County
6 months
A disappointing evening in Berkshire. #DCFC
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
@Frew_Dorte @DailyNorseman PA or the most predictable screens of all time, absolute shit
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Joel🇬🇧
5 months
@TransfernewsRFC Mate I hope you're right obviously and not doubting you. But I've never seen anything from your account until now, I have every right to be sceptical tbf
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Joel🇬🇧
5 years
@joshthompson92 @KarKatTrollin @Vikings @KyleRudolph82 Fair play to him took into account how Booger would probably spell it so it works on two levels
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
@nyrangerfan1991 @p_erezident @PlsBillyEppler So Robbie himself was already kind of a meme, no idea why he got the whole "W" and "dub" thing associated with him but had to be someone I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️😅
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
I literally feel like crying I'm not gonna lie to you. This is dreadful.
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
@FootyAccums Dont care long as Rash the Bash Gashford, Henderson and Mings are nowhere near it
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Joel🇬🇧
6 months
This ref is a fucking Nancy boy cunt no wonder he got chased off the pitch, wanker #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
5 years
@MattJH_2001 We conquered all of England We're never gonna stop Got the fuckin record Took us to the top Steve Coppell as our gaffer and Doyle never missed and when we scored at Leicester.. We all went on the piss!
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
@kevinednie @Vikeologist Think we've had enough choke artists for one lifetime 😂
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
@TheRandLMill Lost its soul. Gone from a credible rock festival to a first festival for 16-19 year old ketheads, sad to see really. That said, if they get any decent bands will I be going? Absolutely 😂
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Joel🇬🇧
3 years
You all laughed when I said Pauno should be sacked after Blackpool. Well you're not fucking laughing anymore. #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
9 months
Both of Charltons wingers. Tells you everything you need to know about our shit narrow formation #readingfc
@SkyBetLeagueOne
Sky Bet League One
9 months
💫 Team of the Week 💫 Your top performers from the weekend, powered by @WhoScored ratings 🔋 #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne
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Joel🇬🇧
1 year
Why not just have Carroll as Plan B? Hes fucking dire in the style we want to play. Not to mention a stupid twat with petty fouls #readingfc
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Joel🇬🇧
4 years
@the_irishguy Miles ahead of the rest lad. The scarf alone is more iconic than all these channels combined
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Joel🇬🇧
2 years
When we are good I love it, when we are shit I expect it. Now I cant even work it out anymore. We're good, we're shit, we're good, we're shit. 12th place finish incoming
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