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@PanVanDams
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7 months
@paul43471534 Quite apart from the fact that your assertion is utter bollocks, how do you suggest we treat vulnerable people fleeing war and persecution Paul? Have them sleep on the streets, begging for money and food?
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@PanVanDams
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1 year
@djlange Yes, more green spaces, improved local services, local recreation, better public transport, quieter streets and fewer emissions from cars sounds just awful. We must oppose this at every step. 🤦‍♂️
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@PanVanDams
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1 year
@AlexHorden1 Bang on time!
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1 year
@Alpine_Observer @think_or_swim Just fucking stop it. 1976 was quite a hot summer IN THE UK (since been well beaten). It was an entirely unremarkable year by all other standards, for the rest of the world.
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@PanVanDams
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6 months
@PaulKirkby3 You won't remember this "Paul", growing up as you did in Russia, but every single person complaining about this used to have precisely this service in their schools when they were growing up. It is cheaper to prevent tooth decay, than have to deal with the consequences.
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@PanVanDams
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8 months
@EssexPR We do both of these things already. So that's another thing you've managed to get wrong. I'll add it to the really, really long list.
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1 year
@djlange The traffic surveillance network has nothing whatsoever to do with fucking 15 minute cities you absolute fucking melt.
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10 months
@penninehiker @sophielouisecc How fucking shit must your life be 😂😂😂😂😂
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@PanVanDams
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1 year
@biteyourlegs @djlange They're not viewpoints, they're made up horseshit, and the people who spread this nonsense are preventing other people living nicer lives by convincing credulous halfwits that there is something sinister going on. It's pathetic.
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@PanVanDams
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6 months
@JuliaHB1 1. She was supposed to be, and as far as Sunak knew, she was. 2. It wasn't a point, it was a joke, at the expense of trans people. 3. A tragedy contributed to by years of dehumanising language from the likes of you.
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@PanVanDams
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9 months
@darrengrimes_ Poppy Rage is over. Time for "They're banning Christmas"
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1 year
@james_freeman__ @JuliaHB1 @Telegraph @Nigel_Farage That's an interesting way of saying "I think money laundering should be legal"
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@PanVanDams
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8 months
@EssexPR If they don't claim asylum, yes we do. Because as you know barman, they're no longer illegal immigrants once they claim asylum. And the benefits lie? Going to address that one too?
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@PanVanDams
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7 months
@ScottyGoesAgain @DennyTWright You mean, like it was when Labour were in charge, before the Tories made councils fully responsible for social care while at the same time cutting their funding by 60%?
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@PanVanDams
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7 months
@DylEvans_ @EssexPR You mean, like the last Labour government which by any measure was actually pretty decent, with low debt growth, tiny NHS waiting lists, low crime and high wages? Yeah, you might not remember that being only a young halfwit, but plenty of people do.
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1 year
@IsabelOakeshott So Coutts, banker of royals, minimum deposit of £3m, centuries old and at the absolute zenith of the establishment, are now woke communists are they Oakeshott?
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1 year
@alan10000MAGA @CalltoActivism I'm gonna hazard a guess that even if they don't, you'll pretend they actually did, and that the trial was fraudulent.
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@PanVanDams
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11 months
@WorldByWolf @nicwil75 @RishiSunak Reducing environmental standards, which the Leave campaign said specifically wouldn't happen, in order to build substandard homes and increase pollution, is a Brexit benefit? Are you on glue?
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8 months
@EssexPR Another "the barman talks bollocks" to add to the list.
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@PanVanDams
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8 months
@dunstablian Those coming in boats from France make up less than 4% of the immigrants who came here last year.
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@PanVanDams
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10 months
@HarrietSergeant @bongosaloon It's blue when you turn it inside out. We have several. They're just toys.
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@PanVanDams
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1 year
@EssexPR Another little reminder. Boris Johnson still hasn't submitted his phone to the Covid inquiry.
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1 year
@biteyourlegs @djlange What has that got to do with a change in town planning to try and reduce the need for driving? That's all this is. That's all this has ever been.
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@PanVanDams
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6 months
@EssexPR I wonder who was Home Secretary when the decision was made to accept the recent attackers asylum claim...
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@PanVanDams
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10 months
@GBNEWS "Gary Lineker should stick to Football!" 😡 "Why isn't Gary Lineker tweeting about politics?" 😡
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10 months
@FPLMikeDean @EssexPR Yes. It's not just a tree.
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1 year
@Trucksess @DavidBloor2 @ABridgen 15 minute cities, no matter where they are, are simply a change in town planning policy to try and reduce the need to use cars. Some halfwits think people are going to be fined for leaving their "zone", because some other halfwits made it up and now all the halfwits believe it.
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1 year
@sophielouisecc So you're suggesting: - a massive tax break for the rich - increased pollution in central London - the removal of cold weather payments for old people - and removing the entire NHS budget from the UK tax take Why do you hate this country so much Sophie?
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8 months
@QprEver Blair is responsible for us signing the ECHR in 1959? The lads done well considering he was only 6 years old 👏👏👏
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@PanVanDams
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11 months
@johnoreilly28 @TeslaOwnersUK @MartinSLewis a) the battery will outlast the car b) they're recyclable c) they're also reusable as domestic storage d) they don't get thrown in a field
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1 year
@thedownliner @Channel4News @krishgm The NGO ships are taking Afghans, from landlocked Afghanistan, to France are they?
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7 months
@RupertLowe10 Let me get this straight. You want more disabled people to get back to work, but you want to get rid of the very people who ensure that workplaces are suitable and navigable for disabled staff?
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8 months
@KingBobIIV @ElgieSimon @Fatboynotsosli2 @JonathanPieNews "Made peace with North Korea" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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1 year
@finkledusty @bass4themasses @EssexPR If 9 banks have rejected him, then it's quite obvious he has failed a compliance check with source of funds declarations. This is not difficult to understand.
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1 year
@james_freeman__ @JuliaHB1 @Telegraph @Nigel_Farage And if you think that's defamation, please, please take it further. PLEASE. DM me and I'll send you my real details that you can pass on to your lawyer, you utter, utter bellend.
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1 year
@EvanPrinciple @DuckCandle @JustStop_Oil Not incorrect, just totally irrelevant. You'll notice they're not burning their fucking clothes as a fossil fuel and thus releasing the embedded carbon into the atmosphere, you monumental fucking bell sniff.
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8 months
@EssexPR For anyone who finds themselves agreeing with this steaming pile of shite from a fucking barman, the migrants sleeping in tents in France haven't applied for asylum in France, otherwise they would be provided with food, shelter, a speedy application, and can work within 6 months.
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10 months
@finkarder @RScowler @MichelleDewbs Criminal Conspiracy. He offered free tools and cash to people so they could damage ULEZ cameras, on camera, the silly sausage.
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6 months
@Bradpittkin "I'm a Tory voter who kept them in power for 14 years, voted for Brexit despite being warned it would increase immigration and leave us poorer, and I'm now looking for someone else to blame. Can anyone help?"
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@PanVanDams
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8 months
@Iannoshoes The doctor is still on the barge. He was named in error at the time. Do try and keep up. Oh, and neither of them were illegal.
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6 months
@EssexPR I'm not enraged because it's not true. Hope that helps 👍
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9 months
@darrengrimes_ Defend the cenotaph from who Grimes? The marchers 2 miles away?
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6 months
@Bobstroudsnr @nealh1 @mikej2504 @Conservatives Because the Tories aren't quite cunty enough for you eh Bob?
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1 year
@MartinSLewis Shows quite how tight the newspaper barons' grip is on our credulous population, doesn't it?
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6 months
@Tonster071 @EssexPR @TheBodyShopUK Utterly embarrassing nonsense from the barman again.
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1 year
@MythinformedMKE @JuddLegum @Moms4Liberty "Queer Theory" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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1 year
@LarsenDisney @TalkTV People are going overseas because they feel like foreigners? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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6 months
@CMY1952 @DaveAtherton20 @oflynnsocial Her name is Joanne Lagona, who has always been female. I'd agree, she's not a looker, but she's female.
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11 months
@rules_of_izzy @johnredwood He quite often complains about solar not producing energy at 6am, knowing full well his tweet will be appearing on people's timelines all day. He's a duplicitous shill who doesn't understand electricity.
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9 months
@DPJHodges @OwenJones84 Permit the abuse of the minute silence? Of course - it's a voluntary action. There is no law demanding silence during a moment of respect, and nor should there be. I would have thought this was self evident.
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1 year
@JuliaHB1 You're paid by TalkTV, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch, who is about as heavily invested in the fossil fuel industry as anyone in the world, which is also why all of his media companies, and all of his employees, like you, are so heavily pushing against renewables.
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8 months
@Carla_littlerob @EssexPR I thought the entirely made up number was £10k now? Did you miss the message from all the right wing grifters you undoubtedly follow, that £2k wasn't nearly enough to get people frothing, and £5k was used for long enough, so they're all using £10k now?
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10 months
@overlook61 @CanalRiverTrust @DawnButlerBrent I'm sure they're comfortable with losing an openly racist volunteer.
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8 months
@Iannoshoes We don't house illegal migrants gumbo. We don't give them phones, food, accommodation or any other assistance whatsoever. This might be hard to figure out with your obvious learning difficulties, but take your time.
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11 months
@EssexPR @CenGinLondon Easily. And if your car is already a non-compliant shitbox, then you won't mind spending under £2k on a compliant shitbox.
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10 months
@James_740 @theGrit_music @GregHands So she chose a boarding school at £40k per year? Erm, sorry no. Not buying it, especially considering her family history. That kid was ALWAYS going to go to private school.
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7 months
@rodbishop15 @v11_eed 😂😂😂 Grooming gangs have made the country poorer have they "Rod"? NHS waiting lists at all time highs because of fucking halal meat? Jesus you people are so fucking easy to manipulate.
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8 months
@wasrichnowbroke @MartinSLewis So you're ignoring that it is a ban on gas hobs in NEW homes? And why would we need to expand the grid to facilitate electric hobs instead of gas?
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@PanVanDams
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9 months
@ArchRose90 Raz Segal, the Israeli professor of Holocaust and Genocide Studies who has written several books on, checks notes, the Holocaust and Genocide? That Raz Segal? One might almost imagine he knows a bit more about the subject than you.
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@PanVanDams
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1 year
@kelvmackenzie You mean, someone got angry at someone else for blackmailing them? Well I never.
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5 months
@Cherub_Rock_23 @darrengrimes_ Exactly like anti-semitism then.
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10 months
@sophielouisecc Do you mean the Labor Party? Bless, expert in Australian politics apparently, but unable to spell the party's name.
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7 months
@DennyTWright @ScottyGoesAgain No, there is no specific contribution from central government towards adult social care. Councils can use their shrinking central government budget, but at the expense of something else obviously, which is why we now have all sorts of rules on using people's assets to pay.
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10 months
@EssexPR Ooooh, now do capitalism.
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6 months
@EssexPR @savanQadir How would they do that Adam? Because... 1. You can't claim benefits if you're a migrant. 2. You can't work if you're an asylum seeker.
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8 months
@EU_NO_MORE Immigrants can't claim benefits, and 97% of them pay the NHS surcharge of up to £624 a year. So, that's that sorted then. Next?
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1 year
@CherryBella00 @MartinSLewis The average person is not within the top 3.76% of estates. The average person can, with their spouse, leave a million quid to their children without any IHT being payable. The average person is therefore never going to be hit with IHT.
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1 year
@CarolineBedwel3 @Trucksess @DavidBloor2 @ABridgen No, she won't. She'll be charged if she goes through a low traffic zone. If her job is IN the low traffic zone, she'll be able to get a permit. If not, then she has to take an alternative route. Nothing, absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with 15 minute cities.
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5 months
@Dervheid @Newtons7215 @DoogidGolf @graeme_cobb @mikex163 @Coop8640 @AntiEVidiots Ignoring the absurdity of it, and the danger, would you fit a petrol pump to your house for £1000 (which is about the price of a charger) if it gave you petrol for 15p a litre, and you could fill up whenever you were at home?
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5 months
@JMCDelingpole Do you know these other imaginary people? Or are they handily all "his friends" and not "your friends"? Amazing how many friends and family of anti-vaxxers have died several times from vaccine injuries isn't it?
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10 months
@themaddalek @DawnButlerBrent @CanalRiverTrust Sorry what? A charity not wanting openly racist volunteers is "cancel culture"?
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1 year
@ElliotHammerSR @MatthewStadlen @TiceRichard @MarinaPurkiss Not his job, or mine, or yours. It's the government's job to house asylum seekers humanely, process them quickly, and either allow them to stay, or deport them. The only reason it costs so much is that your shambles of a party aren't doing their job properly.
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9 months
@EssexPR Out of 2.3 million cars in ULEZ per day, only 57k are non-compliant? So about 2.5%? I'd say that's a win.
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1 year
@LGEonetwothree @MarinaPurkiss No it doesn't. Not having a British passport doesn't mean you're not a British citizen.
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@PanVanDams
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6 months
@DaveAtherton20 @IDF Are you suggesting you're one of those guys on the second picture? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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6 months
@MartinDaubney Yeah, you show them Daubney! By continuing to buy inferior, dirty cars and paying 10x more for your fuel, you're really sticking it to the Chinese.
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1 year
@sophielouisecc With or without legionnaires?
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8 months
@PaulKirkby3 So you've been complaining that people have been calling it a prison ship, but you actually want it to be a prison ship? Bit weird pal.
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11 months
@HowardWilkins56 @BellaWallerstei "Deluge" Expected reduction in private school pupils - 40k - or 6.5% of the current total, meaning 575k will still be attending, generating £4.025b in additional VAT, or almost 13x the costs associated with teaching those 40k pupils in state school. I think we'll be OK Howard.
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6 months
@pmavgaz1 @kernw66 @ThreeJacques The entire class system stems from the monarchy downwards. Without the monarchy you don't have dukes, barons and earls and all the rest. You don't have hereditary peers. Imagine being against the house of lords but not realising it's the monarchy that enables it?
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10 months
@Effiedeans @wiseintheways Native Americans are allowed to vote, walk the streets and go where they like, own land, own businesses and be "American". They also have large reservations (that have their own problems) that are not still being stolen.
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1 year
@james_freeman__ @JuliaHB1 @Telegraph @Nigel_Farage I'm saying his account wasn't closed because the bank disagrees with him politically, and he's a lying, shirking, racist grifter without an ounce of credibility. Further, anyone who believes a fucking word that twat says is an imbecile, and that includes you.
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5 months
@GinnyHBall Who says? Tice? 😂😂😂😂😂 And the winner got 12,000 votes, which means even if there were 23,000 postal votes, at least 11,000 of them didn't go to the winner. I'm not sure you've thought this through.
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@PanVanDams
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1 year
@LGEonetwothree @MarinaPurkiss British citizenship isn't "having a British passport". You know that right?
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7 months
@BertTravers1 @GBNEWS @SuellaBraverman @pritipatel @RobertJenrick @MartinDaubney @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Haven't you heard? The entirely made up cost of crossing the channel is £15k now. It was £2k a year ago, but that didn't get enough people frothing, so it was changed to £5k, and then £10k, but still, not enough halfwits got angry, so it's now sitting at £15k per journey.
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1 year
@AdoptionsUk @davidkurten Er, yes. There was a public consultation that lasted for about 2 years if memory serves. Sounds like you're just not interested enough to take part.
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1 year
@YORKnumber9 @OwenJones84 If you're going to live in this country, the very least you could do is learn the language.
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7 months
@normanelliottuk @zygradel Yeah, no. It wasn't the luvvies, it was people like you and Andrew.
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1 year
@Tom__Wood @andyatticus2 @TiceRichard Close your windows and curtains, don't fucking open them. Looks like we do actually need a bit more education regarding how to stay cool.
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11 months
@EssexPR Well that's cleared that up Barman. We would have never known your position on these issues had you not mentioned it today...
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1 year
@SirWins67879341 @JohnAnd52189127 @CharlesTannock @afneil You don't know what Little Englander means do you?
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10 months
@Spurs1724 @MartinDaubney Safe to assume the very same protest that was outside the Tory conference last week won't stop you voting Tory? Strange that.
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7 months
@benhabib6 There is no way to illegally apply for asylum. There is no queue to jump. You are lying, again.
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1 year
@markhendy @Nigel_Farage One would think, being a businessman (lol) and into Bitcoin, that you would have heard of "source of funds" declarations, and their possible impact on someone's bankability. But then, you've just offered Britain's Greatest Grifter £500 to continue his grift. I mean. 😂😂😂
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1 year
@LaycockAlison @TGNProfessor @TheScarletWit11 @GMB @BareReality @atehjewel Your friend's daughter is lying. Or your friend is. Or you are. Either way, you're all monumentally stupid.
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1 year
@AndrewBrookLdn @sophielouisecc She knows the square root of absolutely fuck all about it, and has the brass neck to think she should put her fucking oar in, the little prick.
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10 months
@darrengrimes_ Every single thing you do is "identity politics" Grimes.
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8 months
@WorldByWolf @jemmaforte @SuellaBraverman For a kick off, how can 40k "mostly young men" a year put a "strain on our public services"? So that's horseshit for a start. And why should France "do more"? Would we spend millions preventing people from leaving the country? The entire thing is fascist catnip for fascists.
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