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6 years

what if.. we get an I'm Fine MV.. and it's filmed at the same place Save Me MV was filmed.. but this time.. it isn't dark.. it isn't raining.. it's bright and beautiful.. bc They're Fine.. they don't need someone to save them anymore... bc they're the own heroes of their story...

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im so impressed with taehyung in IDOL like... he was so natural... the concept.. suited him so well....... it was like they just told him.. to... be himself... the whole video... no cues, no leads... just.. "play, taehyungie"...... and he did.... . . .

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6 years

My father saved a young (likely underage) girl from being raped. He's a Grab driver who picked up two boys and a girl in Clarke Quay a few weeks ago. She was black out wasted; halfway to her place, the boys both told my dad to change the dropoff location to a nearby Hotel 81.

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6 years

S’pore Grab driver gets out of car & waits with female passenger for lift because it’s past 2am

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6 years

got sick of shitty interviews floating around these days so i mayhaps'st've made'st've something bc its what yoons deserves please dont repost i will literally cry bc i worked stupidly hard on this for 2 whole days i didnt include watermarks bc it would ruin the whole aesthetic

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6 years

Bon voyage 4 they rent the whole fucking place but the boys get so lonely in their own bungalows they all end up at Yoongi's as he pretends to grumble

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4 years

I do not support yoongi blindly. I trust his character. I will never cease supporting someone I owe my life to till conclusive evidence is put forward. Anyone who cancels him at this time when things are unclear, step forward. I don't need you in my life.

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6 years

I think my dad prevented what could have been a terrible situation for that young girl, and I think he's a hero. I'm proud to call him my father, and I hope that people look up to him a lot for the sheer fact that he's kind and thoughtful no matter what he has to face on the job.

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6 years

stan twitter is shitty but it's moments like this where im convinced being on this hellsite is worth it @dtsugaboy @ace_meraki

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6 years

not a single fucking interviewer has asked BTS what their favorite meme of themselves is? we know they read the replies on their tweets, so how the hell do news sites still prefer 'who do you want to collab with' over 'so do you prefer namjin disappointed but not surprised or...'

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6 years

Things BTS managers have said at some point, probably: a thread

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5 years

IT RECOGNIZES YOU AS WEI GONGZI BECAUSE MY SISTER, WEN QING, THE BEST DOCTOR IN THE QISHAN WEN SECT, TOOK THE GOLDEN CORE FROM WEI GONGZI'S CHEST AND PUT IT IN YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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5 years

add “you piece of shit” to any famous movie line i’ll go first: “you had me at hello, you piece of shit”

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6 years

he :O!!!!

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6 years

He didn't ask the boys to pay for the taxi ride, but he didn't fetch them home either. He told me about this incident he faced to illustrate how drinking excessively was dangerous - particularly for women, unfortunately - and I had so much respect for him for doing what he did.

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6 years

AU where Jungkook is an anonymous celebrity pornstar on NSFW Twitter who fronts the main page of PornHub. Renowned for being elusive and mysterious, he never replies any of his fans... That is, till Taehyung posts a comment under one of his videos that catches his eye.

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6 years

Concerned for the girl's safety, my dad refused to change the location no matter how many times the boys asked him to. Once he arrived at the girl's house, he told the boys to wait and accompanied her up to her flat— He made sure that she was inside before returning to his taxi.

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6 years

For those of you who don't know, Hotel 81 is a chain of hotels in Singapore— It's well known for being the ideal place for a quick hook up (I think this is because they charge by the hour, but I'm not very sure). It was pretty clear that the boys were intending to take advantage.

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7 years

Psycho Pass AU where Min Yoongi's criminal intent is at an all time high but he's the Softest™ with his handler Park Jimin (and no one else)

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6 years

INT: do you know what uwu means NJ: uWu? ? INT: its pronounced 'oowoo' JM: ooowooo HS: OOOWOOO TH: uwu ✨✨✨ SJ: ohwoh? INT: no— YG: no hyung you dipshit thats the face. JK, show him JK: OWO

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6 years

about to make your daughter call me daddy too 🎴✨👌🏻

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6 years

Manager (M): jimin no JM: :( M: JM: :((( M: .. fuck fine

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6 years

M: I am so tired. I want to sleep and never wake up HS: good! morning!! hyung!!! it's a great day to be alive!!!! ✨✨✨ M: HS: ✨✨✨✨✨ M: it's! a!! great!!! day!!!! to!!!!! be!!!!!! alive!!!!!!! ✨✨✨

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6 years

JM: hyung!!!!! gimme a hug :) YG, flustered because there are other people in the room: no im busy go play with tae JM, leaving: :(( M, whispering acidly in YG's ear: why have you done this YG, looking down at his lap sadly: i am a monster

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6 years

M: BTS, in the same room, laughing and smiling, happily and comfortably joking around with one another: M: ... :)

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6 years

M: stop playing overwatch you gotta get up at 4am tomorrow JK: can I open my loot boxes first M: JK: :( M: M: just opening them, and then you sleep JK: ok thanks JK: JK: .. why are you still here M: ... I wanna see what you got..

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6 years

TH: I need this tie M: you really don't TH: :( M: you have 76 at home TH: but :(( M: you. have. 76. at. home. TH: but it's purple... ARMY :( is :( purple.. :( M: TH: M, visibly upset with himself, giving TH's wallet back to him: damn it tae this is how you got the 76 fucking ti—

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SJ, sighing over a beer: sometimes i wonder if the kids are growing up too fast M: ..jin, you're only 4 years older than jungkook. you're 1 year older than yoon— SJ, louder: sOMETIMES, I WONDER IF—

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NJ: Ive been thinking a lot lately.. M, concerned: oh.. do you wanna talk about it?? NJ: no.. its ok, it's dumb.. M: Namjoon, anything that bothers you isn't dumb.. You know you can always tell me whats on your mind NJ, blurting: is french kissing just called kissing in france M:

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JM: I'm sad.. M, waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, hyperventilating: something is not right, I must go

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M1: i miss the good old days M2: me too M1: M2: Both: /war flashbacks to when BTS were underappreciated, ill-treated and harassed as sideacts for other groups, when they were constantly shat upon just for trying to follow their dreams/ M1: .. nop changed my mind M2: yaeh me too

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6 years

MY LOVE STORY AU WHERE NAMJOON IS CONSTANTLY SCARING OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE OF HIS HEIGHT AND BUILD SO HES AN AWKWARD BEAN AND YOONGI IS HIS POPULAR BEST FRIEND AND ONE DAY NAMJOON SAVES JIMIN FROM GETTING GROPED ON A TRAIN AND JIMIN FALLS FOR HIM BUT NAMJOON THINKS THAT JIMIN FELL

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6 years

M3: you know the kids are international kpop superstars.. shouldnt we be giving them better prizes by now M1, scoffing and collecting 20 vouchers for panda express over the counter: you must be new, kid. we could use 10 of these and they'd still fall over for the other 10

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6 years

NJ, putting on his 100th pair of new sunglasses: M, traumatized by the memes and stressed out: NJ: 😎😎😎 M: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀😀😀

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6 years

SJ: we're out of eggs M: check the chiller SJ: M: SJ: you think kiwis are eggs that have grown fur one (1) time and people never let you forget— M: lmao

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M: tae, what type of collar do you want TH, dropping a plate and gasping: M: ? TH, averting his gaze: i-im not into that type of play.. M, palming his face: FOR YEONTAN, TAE. YOU JUST TOLD ME HE CHEWED THROUGH THE LAST ONE TH: oH M: M: .. also you dont clear your internet history

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6 years

M: wheres yoongi All of BTS except for JM: dunno M, calmly turning to JM: JM: ? M: wheres yoongi JM: I dunno either M, immediately panicking:

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6 years

SJ: so this bitch— M: for the last time, jin, you need to stop calling your members bitch.. SJ: M: .. without clarifying who it is. There are fucking 7 of you, how the hell am I supposed to know—

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INT: so JK, how well do you know your memes— JK: iF tHiS tWeEt GeTs MoRe ThAn 2 LiKeS i WiLl LiTeRaLlY dRiNk WaTeR INT: BTS: INT: how did he do that.. with his mouth.. this is a live interview NJ: hes talented

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6 years

YG, paying for a new drill bit that costs 15,000 won: man, these things have gotten really expensive.. M, trying to reign it in: YG: gotta find a cheaper place to get this stuff. there's a dollar store close by— M, exploding with frustration: DAMN IT YOONGI YOU 👏🏻 ARE 👏🏻 RICH

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6 years

All you little boys calling yourselves 'daddy' on twitter can suck my fucking big dick energy.

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M: there are only 7 puppies here? Buzzfeed Interviewer: yup M: and you need them all back B/INT: of course.. M: ok -later- M, holding out his hand to each member: alright, cough em up BTS, upset as they pass by the exit in a line, each retrieving a puppy from under their jackets:

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6 years

M, watching BTS smile as they receive yet another award on stage for their amazing music, listening to ARMYs cheering: RM: ARMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! M: ... :')

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INT: have you seen any of those memes where people on twitter put heart emojis on all your pictures SJ: why? INT: well, it's— SJ: have you seen any of our concerts INT: wh— SJ: i do that for them irl INT: SJ: YG: yknow the really sad thing is that he isn't lying

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6 years

M: Seokjin, can you turn on the lights? SJ: I don't have to. I'm the only light you need in your life M: seokjin. I can't see

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6 years

JM & TH, bickering loudly: M, passes by, immediately tries to leave without being seen: TH: HYUNG JM: HYUNG, COME HERE FOR A SECOND— M, thinking: shit

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SJ: damn it.. M: ?? what SJ: yoongi must have eaten all of my snacks again, i can't find them M: M, shaking his head, hiding the last of SJ's snacks behind his back, his voice muffled by the food still in his mouth: damn, you really have to watch that one all the time, huh??

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6 years

yall talking so much about yoongi and jimin's fire and water scene respectively but can we bear in mind that if the rumors are true and there isn't any CG, jin legit stood in a building that had all the windows blown inwards and he didnt even flinch? fucking champion, he really f

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6 years

yoongi the asshole street magician to show you a trick with a soda can and your fucking wedding ring and he throws the ring up in the air, swings the can and it gets stuck inside and you're like wow and hes like yea and you're like can it come out and hes like nop have a good day

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6 years

M1: I call zedd M2: kehlani -later, in america- NJ: we'd love to collab with zedd!! JM: zedd!! ✨✨✨ HS: YAEH ZEDD SJ: zedd TH: ZEDD JK: Zedd!! YG: maybe.. zedd? M1, in the background, holding out his hand: pay up bitch M2, grumbling, handing M1 30,000 won:

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@PBK_twt

6 years

Years from now you get a v live notification. It's Yoongi. He's got the door cracked open, secretly recording his kid's first piano lesson. The v live doesn't last long, but in those last seconds, he turns the camera on himself and his wife and he smiles all gummy and proud.

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M: everything is meaningless HS, smiling dreamily at the sky: wouldn't it be cool if we could eat all the clouds?? bet they'd taste nice and sweet ✨✨✨ :> M: M: .. yeah they would wouldn't they ✨✨✨✨✨

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6 years

✨ #BTSVillage Official Notice ✨ — a #BTS 6th Anniversary Fansupport Project — In relation to their assigned jobs in RUN BTS! Ep.47, these cards are a glimpse into the daily lives of the boys as they live happily and harmoniously in #BTSVillage !

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I got stupidly excited about the HONNE collaboration and came up with these in celebration of our precious Namu's impending mixtape. Feel free to use these lockscreens if you like them, but please don't repost. Cheers. @BTS_twt #BTS #RM #RM2ISCOMING #RMmono #MONOISCOMING

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JK: what's boku no pico M, sputtering: wHA— WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT JK: the 98 liner gc TH, snickering: it's a comedy kook you should watch it JK: oh JK: is it on crunchyroll M: JUNGKOOK NO—

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JK: whats NSFW SJ, not even looking up from his phone, immediately and without hesitation: no spaghetti for wario M, staring at SJ: JK: M, turning to JK: what he said

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JM, popping by in new clothes: hey hyung!!! :> do I look boyfriend in this?? M: do you look.. what JM: boyfriend!! M, looking at JM over the rims of his spectacles: as in.. would I.. a straight man.. want to be your boyfriend..??? JM: JM: yeah :> M: M: .. yes

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@PBK_twt

6 years

INT: do you have any favorite memes? what about the 'this is fine' dog lol NJ, thinking: I hate that meme because that's an accurate portrayal of my life as the leader of these idiots and I go on the internet to escape reality, not relive it NJ, aloud: yeah that's a good one haha

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6 years

NJ: hyung do you follow this blog called justshowerthoughts haha some of the posts are funny and weird M, thinking: namjoon, you are the literal embodiment of thoughts people have in the shower M, speaking aloud: no I don't have tumblr

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JK, stressed, in Golden Closet for 72 hours straight: Magic Shop has to be perfect, hyung M: JK, crying: what if it's bad? What if the members don't like it, or— M: they'll like it, Jungkook. JK: M: your hyungs haven't heard a single beat, but I already know they're proud of you.

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NJ, sad, by Han River: M, sitting down next to him: NJ: .. why are some people so mean to us hyung M: M: I don't know joon. NJ: maybe its on me. I'm the leader, I should be doing better M: NJ, leaning his head on M's shoulder and crying: M, letting him: it's not on you. I'm here.

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JM, sitting tiredly in the studio after solo practice: M: JM, hanging his head and leaning against the mirror: it's not good enough, hyung.. M: M, giving him a bottle of water: JM, looking up: M: you're good enough, Jimin. JM: M: I'll believe it for the both of us, till you do.

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6 years

INT: so haha TH, youre sort of known amongst your fans as the gucci king. have you seen that meme? 'dont talk to me these shades are—' TH, adjusting his shades: you're not supposed to be talking to me

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6 years

M, chilling with JM in his room: JM, hugging a stuffed toy, noticing there's fur in the toy's eyes and fixes it: JM, whispering: you can See M: M, fists clenched, a single tear rolling down his cheek:

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6 years

YG, drunk: what does it take to be a good man?? Do I have to be nice?? funny? M: those are 2 good qualities, yes YG: what else do I need M: YG: .. chloroform?? M: nO YOONGI THAT IS NOT A GOOD QUALITY

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@PBK_twt

6 years

AU where Yoongi is in college; he plays online games often with the username AGUST D, and is very good at it. His entire life changes when he realizes everyone from his guild party are all people who are attending the same college as him... Including his in-game husband.

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YG, sad, holing up in his studio: M: M, standing outside the door with lamb skewers and coffee: Yoongi? YG: M: I know you wanna be alone. I'm gonna leave some things here. Text the other members, ok? They're worried YG: M, quietly leaving: YG, feeling a little bit better:

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@PBK_twt

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Over such a stupid allegation too.

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@PBK_twt

6 years

JK: so listen :) it's summertime and— M, pinching the bridge of his nose: kook, for the last time, we are not filming a watermelon challenge unless you're cleaning up yourself. the other managers and I have better things to do other than scrubbing fruit out of the parquet JK: :(

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@PBK_twt

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HS, sad, laying on his bed: M, sitting next to him: HS: do you think I'm always a happy person hyung M: HS: some people do. I'm not happy now though M: HS: isn't it weird M: no. HS, crying: M, laying down next to HS: you can feel however you feel. It's ok. We're only human, Seok.

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INT: so idk if you guys have seen this, but there's this 'you're doing great sweetie' meme and your fans keep— BTS: JM, on the ground in a split, holding up his phone: you're doing great sweeties

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6 years

SJ: shout out to the people wondering what the opposite of in is BTS: M: YG, getting up, visibly livid, reaching to strangle SJ: YoU fuCKING— M: YOONGI NO— JM, wheezing:

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6 years

BTS, sitting in the car, singing ridiculously loudly to the radio: M, turning up the volume to make them happy: I hate literally all of you

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INT: so, have any of you found the time to watch zootopia— TH, opening his mouth with indignation: JK, opening his mouth with excitement: NJ: here we go

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@PBK_twt

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HS: guys did you know our fans think someone at bighit likes bOnDaGe?? lol NJ: isn't there lol TH: there probably is lol M: there probably isn't but we can't exactly tell them it's you idiots can we

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but imagine if BTS did go to the afterparties holy shit what a hOT MESS™ THE NEXT DAY WOULD KILL US? "SHAWN MENDES MISSING, LAST SEEN WITH BTS JIMIN" "BTS RM MISTAKES KARAOKE AS OPEN MIC, DELIVERS TED TALK TO CROWD OF OVER 500" "BTS WALKS INTO A BAR AS 7 PEOPLE, LEAVES WITH 892"

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TH, sad, locked in his room: M: tae.. I know you're upset. Even if it isn't me, I hope you talk to the members. TH: M: I know you don't really like being alone, even if you don't want to talk. We can just sit quietly— TH, opening the door for a hug: M, smiling and giving him one:

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BTS, watching UP with their managers: JK, in awe: it's be cool to live in a house like that.. BTS: :) M2: that's unsustainable jungkook NJ: NO IT COULD HAPPEN TH @ JK: KOOK, HYUNG WILL BUILD YOU A HOUSE EXACTLY LIKE THAT JK: no— M1, sighing tiredly: why do movie nights always—

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NJ: yknow guys we share 50-60% of our DNA with a banana M: SJ: thats nice namjoon YG: wait are you telling me some people are 10% more banana than others NJ: well. yes YG: it's hobi M: M: explain YG: good vitamins, makes ya feel.. good M: M: I'll let you have that one HS: :D!!!!!

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6 years

Wanna date all of you. Take you out to nowhere to see stars and put flowers in your hair type shit. Learn how to slowdance with you type shit. Consensually break your back into a mattress type shit.

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SJ, sad, on the balcony with a beer: M, joining him, cracking open a can: SJ: SJ: it's so hard hyung M: SJ: being the eldest, being the mature one, or forcing myself to be the immature one; I'm so tired M: M, letting SJ rant, silently listening, one hand squeezing SJ's shoulder:

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BTS, at yet another interview in USA: M, at a distance, thinking: pls. anything but that.. INT: so, anyone you're excited to see while you're here? Which western artists inspired your music? if you had to collab w— BTS: M, under his breath: fuck this fucking star-spangled country

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@PBK_twt

7 years

I had some time at work. Decided to make Bulletproof Entertainment.

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@PBK_twt

6 years

@kittykatyoon THAT PART WHERE THEY ZOOMED INTO JIMIN'S MOUTH DURING THE FIRST CHORUS AND TAETAE WAS JUST STANDING OFF THE SIDE LIKE :O I WHEEZED

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6 years

SJ: seductively, eyes half-lidded: you're so hot.. M: jin just take your lasagna out of the fucking microwave and go

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Ok in all seriousness tho, no death threats, no talking about murder or killing his dogs or threatening his girl or family or whatever. We're tryina ruin his career because he defamed BTS and he's a fucking asshole. But draw the line there, or we won't be any better than he is.

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namjoon stans are always so soft for him like "omg I want to boop his dimples and kith his baby nose :((" meanwhile yoongi stans are all "why the fuck this dumbass so hot for I'm gonna fight the fuckin sun" and that friends is fundamentally why namgi works in this essay I will

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@PBK_twt

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BTS, at yet another interview in America: M, at a distance, thinking: pls.. anything but that.. INT: so BTS: INT wHAT ABOUT THOSE DANK MEMES EH??? BTS: !!!!!!!! M, pleasantly surprised: huh

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6 years

M, sneaking into Mon Studio: M, finding the toy NJ accidentally broke during his V live: M, fixing it up real slow and careful: M, putting it back on the shelf: M, quietly: good as new M: ... :)

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6 years

"Okay," Yoongi breathes, turning around. The guy's in his backseat, pouting up a storm, like this is anything approaching normal. "How the fuck did you get into my car?" "Don't mind the small stuff," the intruder whines. "Hey, are you really not going to make a deal with me?"

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JK: JIMIN-SSI JIMIN-SSI, JIMIN-SII JM: STOP THAT, JUST CALL ME HYUNG JK: JIMIN-SII— M, breaking up the fight: sTOP MAKING A RUCKUS -5 mins later- BTS: M: TH: hEY HOW MANY MOCHI DO YOU THINK I CAN FIT INTO MY MOU— M: CAN WE HAVE PEACE FOR 10 MINUTES IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

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6 years

NJ: lmao hyung Yoongi's depressed, he got locked out of his studio again M, groaning, getting up to pluck YG off the floor and break into Genius Lab: im gonna make that boy set his damn birthday as the number at this rate

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TH: M: TH: im not saying I like the guy, but do you ever think about how hitler feels, being hated so much?? M: M: no TH: oh. TH: why not?? M: he's dead TH: ah, ok M: TH: M: he was also a fucking asshole TH: mm true dat

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6 years

one time I fucked a girl real good and after I used one of the candles i'd lit up earlier for a romantic atmosphere to light my cigarette for a post-fuck smoke. she sat in my lap and dozed off before my cigarette was done and hand to god fellas, I never felt like more of a badass

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6 years

#MONO is the album you'll listen to no matter what you're doing. Going to sleep? MONO. Working at the office? MONO. Studying in the library? MONO. Chilling alone in a cafe? MONO. Reading a book? MONO. Stargazing? MONO. Having an existential crisis? MONO. Getting over it? MONO.

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6 years

Okay but an AU where someone's filming an episode of What Would You Do and it's Jimin being bullied by his "friends" in the middle of a restaurant for being recently coming out as gay and it starts with Yoongi and Nams having coffee with Hoseok on the other end of the cafe and

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6 years

if you read my username we're now dating, sorry no takebacks #vibrantLGBTQ

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YG with a fever, tucked in bed and sleeping: The other members sprawled around the room, sleeping: M2: M1: M2: so we were in here all day because the boys insisted on staying with yoongi M1: yup M2: we're all gonna have the plague tomorrow aren't we M1, already sniffling: yup

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sHUT UP MY BOSS JUST TOLD ME SHES HAPPY WITH MY WORK AS AN ART DIRECTOR AND THAT SHES GLAD TO SEE I TAKE OWNERSHIP OF MY WORK :')))))))) ALSO I PET A DOG ON THE WAY TO LUNCH, DAY: MADE

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"yah mom I packed enough socks for all of them— no— nO— look I'll pack the socks but I'm drawing the line at underwear, they're grownass— mA. MA. look I gotta go— yEAH I LOV YOU TOO BUT I GOTTA GO— oH MY GOD MA I'M GOING TO THE GRAMMYS CAN YOU STOP—"

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why is Seokjin talking to somebody on the phone looking like a whole ass CEO on his way to another meeting goddamn

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M, sitting on a sofa next to TH, laptop on his lap: TH: hyung can you be my lap pillow :( M: M: your waht TH: can i put my head on your thighs and nap M: no im working TH: :( -later- M, with TH napping on his lap, holding up his laptop with one hand and typing with the other: fuc

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TH: yoongi-hyung's like a kitten M: M: explain TH: does everything he's told to, but with attitude M: M: ok I'll give you that

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