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parker 𓃵 ✦

@GOATWIZURRD

5 days

Fun facts about Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic, a thread🧵

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2 months

The fact that im older than them now freaks me the fuck out they seemed so old when i first watched it

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kinda crazy how this guy was genuinely worried a 12 year old would steal his girl 😭😭

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@SKlNNYMAN They're 15😖

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@candytripmine Its so strange how they're so unable to put themselves into perspective. Would your grandma be okay with you talking about people "ack-ing" themselves constantly on the internet

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@doorstopperfan Its because the daughter is trans mtf but the mom doesnt believe shes a girl LOL

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@niecnotka Fuck. Please...

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5 months

@adhamtingz "love is love, and there will never be too much" is such a beautiful line. I think she must be deathly allergic to being a bad writer

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7 months

@PathfinderFacts Bro your not funny at all wait until 4chan raids this Twitter thread

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6 months

"Anti" is so funny to me sorry for not being a pedophile

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10 days

@images_i_hate2 I love how he checked off every racist white person stereotype LMAO

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9 months

@glitterlambb i think this reply sums up why it bothers me so much

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9 months

@Emperorkovic @instablog9ja I've been wondering why such videos disturb me. I think it's the fact that the video shows you kindness only to show you cruelty. It invites you to believe that human kindness should always invite your caution - as it comes before you are eaten. Truly vile and cynical.

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10 months

bitch idgaf about your health you just reek

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1 year

i kind of hate wholesome memes this isnt funny its just... there

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6 months

@DESOLATIONSPLAN Its a show for preteens that want to be adult but really just act childish

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parker 𓃵 ✦

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6 months

Never understood multifandom. Yes i have multiple interests. Why does rhat. Need a label. Like how often are people only interacting with one fandom

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@autismpills is that fucking tally hall

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@fanteLiscio Why did you twinkify marshall he's super buff💔💔💔

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@girlvermin LMAO im not used to the auto scroll

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@Emperor_Crimson @ChiefofIsaac ...

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@autismpills NO

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@Glitch51Moments

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11 months

making more of these stupid fucking balls but with twitter stickers

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1 year

@monorano I keep trying to get into it but theres just nothing to dooo

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@jyzlux I dont go here what are we talking about

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1 year

@autismpills sometimes i feel like im the only person who knows the entirety of val lore i STUDY value lore

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9 months

literally this

ɴɪʟʟᴏ 💛

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Ghost hug!😊

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@oldmanyari Fakass papawheelie fans

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7 months

Oomfs you have 3 hours to unfollow.

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6 months

@raccoon0ncaf Kabru becomes plaid when i open the image for some reason and i think thats really funny

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@SparkleWolf404 @succeroni11

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Me under fire rn

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@liminaries @PathfinderFacts What the skibidi.

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@sugarbeez_ i actually need to be her its insane

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@winoniry Don't even scare me like that..

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@GreenLaime @machinecatgirl L for lesbian

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@femmecuomo @dilfproperty24 @twoheadedty did this really require a "what the fuck is wrong with you" ?

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@YumeNikkole i think it was confirmed pre 911

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@M1das_OW2 we gotta start making laws on ai this shits gotta stop im so srs

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6 months

@fallenchungus Oh thats gore... Thats gore of my y/n...

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1 year

All the comments being like “this is too much for me..” YEAH. FOR YOU. everyones friend group is different 💀

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@karkquette Alpha dave would NOT have missed

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9 months

@M1das_OW2 1 minute and 28 likes you're washed 😢😢

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1 year

Muting this now anyways moral of the story don’t let your kids have youtube make them watch bluey or something

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@FreakyPosting @willsgardevoir Shut up bro it's delicious

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@autismpills this needs to go into the 500 year time capsule

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9 months

@SO0u0o no you don't understand he's voiced by KEITH DAVID

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10 months

@wokeydpronouns only 356 likes in 6 minutes you fell off wokey

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1 year

Hello fellow humans!

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@me_xjs0 Why Isnt There Ever One Where YOU Do The Pounding? Smh.

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@rwylfm don't scare me like that

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@kanyehomestuck Dude come on i JUST submitted this joke to hs anon now theyre gonna think im copying you..........

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1 year

Bisexuality coming in clutch

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THEY AREN'T A TWINK?!?!?!

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6 months

wait so you're telling me you guys ARENT YOUR PFPS???

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1 year

@plobro bro i hate tf2😭😭mfs are so annoying

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@QuacklytheMark @autismpills bro just talks to talk

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@the_skulldog56 No because like. This page???? Sorry about the glare i took a picture of it on my kindle but. Hes so bisexual

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1 year

i love edging

no context memes

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bro😭😭😢

internet hall of fame

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we did it. we fucking met

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THANKY OU AMERICA!!!!!!!!

Y2K Hanzo Shimada ✨

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Thank you Japan!!

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@egirlfren same type of people who say "my trauma makes me funny" and this is the funny

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@qiiafrey @MILGRAM_lnfo suicide

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10 months

@nayruforest finally a statement that doesnt go with "biggie was fat" these are all horrible

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@M1das_OW2 fuck yes

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@anonstuck Low effort bait

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7 months

YAY LIFE IS STRANGE IS TRENDI-

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According to over a dozen current and former employees, Life Is Strange developer Deck Nine’s management has long let a toxic work culture fester at the studio, including protecting multiple abusive leaders, encouraging crunch, and more.

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@jyzlux Yall bookmark anything 😭

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1 year

@magoichi75 Yeah i know and look where we are now

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1 year

@autismpills jack black and adam sandler☹️

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1 year

@autismpills “OH NO DUDE YOU SMOKED THE TRANSGENDER WEED!!!!11!!”

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@SoapSopSoup oh my god i would kill myself

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@SO0u0o Ben bigger better

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10 months

loyal 🙏🏼 cheater 👩‍🦰 educated 😇 gold digger🤮 married 👩‍👩‍👦 5 kids 😬 clean pussy stank pussy 🐟🛑

🍀VelvetWonder🍀// Jeff Fischer Kisser*ੈ✩‧₊˚

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name a bigger downgrade

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1 year

@crowned_majesty @Katzunuwu this sure is a tweet!!

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1 year

who cares 😭😭😭

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Selena Gomez has unfollowed Zayn, Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid and Dua Lipa on Instagram.

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@rockinfabblue @grungemoeder @languagelou @mizphantasm @_MB_pt she has (two albums) and they were both released through atlantic

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@Snshores “i can quit any time” is THE addict catchphrase

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@PSYCHEBASILISK your oc is so cute why would you do that to him😭😭 this is cool has fuck though

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@ryukzlover Msi🙁is she stuck in 2020 lockdown

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10 months

@SO0u0o NONE OF THEM ARE RED??? FOR THE MOVIE ABOUT VAMPIRES????? LIKE I GET THAT TWILIGHT ISNT VERY VIBRANT AND THE REST OF THE COLORS FIT BUT???

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@ClampWench @gimmickannoying

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I dont really know A LOT about buddhism but.. this is weird right??

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1 year

y'all actin like im throwing a fit i literally just called it retarded like go outside lul

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@anglesarts why dont people ever have this energy for people that deserve it

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@jaz_matazz_ DAMN.

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@scenepoodle @images_i_hate its fetish art

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7 months

i honestly believe social media has a HUGE part to do with it

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gen alpha kids r so disrespectful that it’s disgusting

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@Aceenxl I mean technically avdols arms lost him

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He would not fucking say that

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would he say this?

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“Fiction doesn’t effect reality” “robin hood turned a ton of people into furries” 😭⁉️

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@hiddenreplies12 @BluebriarArts @TheAntifaTurtle Yeah but thats the nazi version of the swastika LOL the original ones looked like this they rotated it

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@deadschooled @Burnouts3s3 stan lee himself said that ANYONE can wear the mask. peter parker is the main spider-man, but there are other spider-men. miles morales is just the most famous other version of spider-man. I mean look at across the spiderverse, theres thousands of spider-men lol

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@lem0ncore I feel like the thighs are very telling even to normal people

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@axol_9 Sometimes i forget that homestuck is a very large webcomic and a lot of people know about it

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@GreyGuardian2 @SuperTiso @ericriveracooks but someone else was 🤯🤯🤯 that obviously didn’t want to be🤯🤯🤯 empathy🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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@kelpoiscool @spypuzzle Immediate fail. They kick you into the hole and you plummet to your death

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@GreyGuardian2 @SuperTiso @ericriveracooks and filming a video then watching said video then posting it for the world to see .

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@autismpills which is GREEED🤤🤤🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💰💰💰💰

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@twisted_oficial @eggz6669 i don't understand the issue here

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little idiot

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