INTJ. Sarcastic. Imaginative. Calculated.
Looking for an intellectually stimulating partner-in-crime. If that's you, click my bio link to request a date.
"It ain't no secret
The secret to this smile
It ain't complicated
In fact it's easy to describe
The perfect start to the perfect day
I could say it in a couple words
This morning having coffee with her"
- Brett Kissel
Book a cup of coffee with me:
'She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser'
- Ricochet
Book this deadly combo with web link in my bio!
'Seek someone who values and cherishes you constantly'
- R. M. Drake
Are you ready to be cherished constantly?
Reach out when you're ready via link in bio.
'She'll leave you dreamin' yeah there ain't no doubt
There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes
She's a little bit of heaven with a wild side
Got a rebel heart a country mile wide'
- Love and Theft
To experience this rebel heart, click the link in my bio 😘
@LauraCohenSolo
It's made my boundaries in all areas of life iron clad. It made me learn to pick up on red flags and gave me the courage to end things rather than excuse it away. It's helped me learn to be understanding of others and made me open up to more diverse thoughts and people. Yes, it's
'Many men wanted to lay me down; but few wanted to lift me up'
-Eartha Kitt
Searching for those special few who wish to enrich both our lives.
If this is you please visit my website linked in my bio. 💋
Good Morning!
Here's a snippet of me being date ready last weekend.
Shortly after this picture, I failed miserably at opening a wine bottle in front of my date.
See me for perfectly imperfect get togethers.
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'Never seen, never seen nothin' like you
Ain't never seen anything like you
Mmm
Never seen nothin' like you'
- Dan & Shay
To schedule seeing me, check my website below
"Her day starts with a coffee
And ends with a wine....
Beautiful, crazy
She can't help but amaze me
The way that she dances
Ain't afraid to take chances
And wears her heart on her sleeve
Yeah, she's crazy
But her crazy's beautiful to me"
Get lost in some beautiful, crazy
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'She's so kissable, huggable,
Lovable, unbelievable
She's a mouthful of anything and
Everything a man could want
She ain't typical, she's
Unpredictable, she's available,
It's a miracle'
- Diamond Rio
Do you dare see what I'm all about?
🌐 In Bio
🚨 Limited Time Travel Option
@ahouse4all
@KDimitratos
Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, when people have their basic needs met, they can actually grow and become contributing members of society.
I checked out the experiments website and other than not allowing severe or untreated mental health candidates, demographics look well rounded.
@toosii2x
It's even crazier when you realize those who accept money for sex use protection more often than hookup culture does. Even crazier than that, I can make almost the equivalent of my weekly 9-5 paycheck over 1 lunch break.
Hope you all have a lovely afternoon and a memorable weekend!
I'll be here to snuggle when the holiday romantics fade away. Until then I'll be dreaming of you keeping me warm. 💋
🎁 Soaring into my birthday month thinking about how birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live
Let's celebrate together!
Link to booking form and updated wishlist in bio 🎁
"Sweet, sweet burn of sun and summer wind, and you my friend, my new fun thing, my summer fling."
— K. D. Lang
If your ready for me to be your summer fling, click on my website in the bio! 😘
Get you a friend who helps hide your face while taking a picture together!
It was so good to catch up with
@Alicat4fun
I always feel so amazing after catching up with you!
One thing you must know about me is I'm determined.
If I set my mind on something, I will make it happen, it's just a matter of time.
I had ZERO knowledge prior to taking on this project. After lots of trial and error I present to you..
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Just in case your lost in your thoughts of spending time with me, don't forget it's daylight savings time. My least favorite way of losing an hour of time.
@LauraCohenSolo
What in your life has caused you so much trauma that a wig can be a dealbreaker? I'm willing to bet if she's wearing a wig, you probably won't be able to tell. Unless your wanting to go crazy with pulling her hair, then that's a whole other warning flag convo.
'There is no memory or retentive faculty based on lasting impression. What we designate as memory is but increased responsiveness to repeated stimuli.'
- Nikola Tesla
I've heard the link in my bio leads to many repeated stimuli.
Are you ready to find out?
Fifteen two, fifteen four
What's it like to peg and score?
Fifteen six and knobs is seven
Who wants to feel like they've died and gone to heaven?
For a heavenly date fill out my form and include the total of the cards below:
"If you got a chance, take it, take it while you got a chance
If you got a dream, chase it, ’cause a dream won’t chase you back
If you’re gonna book somebody
Hold ’em as long and as strong and as close as you can
‘Til you can’t"
- Cody Johnson
Snuggle til you can't
🌐 in bio
@LauraCohenSolo
Being screened out then proceeding to 'act out' further solidifies why you shouldn't be seen in the first place. Screening is to keep us safe and if 'men in need' are going to act out, I'd rather not be alone with them when they do so.
"Every woman's success should be an inspiration to another. We're strongest when we cheer each other on."
- Serena Williams
May we continue to be each other's cheerleaders.
#HappyInternationalWomensDay
@LauraCohenSolo
Wel Mr. Paul, every person I've met provides me this information. My life is more valuable than one appointment with the wrong person. If someone isn't willing to do the research to verify I'm a legitimate provider and feel comfortable enough to provide it, they don't see me.
I always enjoy spending time with
@Alicat4fun
I got to experience Pho for the first time, compliments of her friend. Thanks!
I had fun showing her around Des Moines. Peep the tiny red umbrella in the skyline.
Can't wait until next time!
@LauraCohenSolo
Do you like trying to accommodate others on short notice? Do you have other obligations outside of your job? Do you want to get called into work with no notice?
Just because you're comfortable sharing everything online doesn't mean everyone feels the same way about their privacy.
Normalize asking people permission to post your photo instead of making them feel weird about wanting to keep their privacy intact.
@SiennaSummerEIC
As a wise lady in the industry told me when I first started, "Sex gets them in the door, but that's not usually the reason they stay."
I've found most clients, while yes they may want sex, but most just want to be heard or listened to.
@LauraCohenSolo
As well intentioned as this question is, the best service you can do for yourself as a client is find a reputable provider. No reputable provider will ruin her reputation over stealing a deposit!
If she has a website, READ
If she has a Twitter, READ
If she has an ad, READ
For your situational awareness, SWers: Marriott staff at my hotel check-in was excited to inform me (& everyone else in the hotel) that I was the “guest of the day” by displaying my legal name at the reception desk. Good guest relations strategy w/ some guests, but could you not?
Just another great reason why we require screening! We want to avoid anyone we know being on the other side of that door just as I'm assuming you would too.
@LauraCohenSolo
I'm pretty sure that's the same kind of information you give to your Drs office, children's school, etc. Actually, it's likely less information than you give. Sorry, our physical safety isn't a priority to you, but it is a priority for us. Either accept that or move on.
We finally stopped talking long enough to remember to take a picture together during our lunch today!
Even though it was a short visit, it's always a blast chatting with you. Thank you for taking the time to meet again
@Alicat4fun
@StagsFilm
@0xAlaric
Plus trafficking is synonymous with children, therefore invoking even more fear and reaction from her story. Imagine that dopamine hit when everyone pats her on the back for alerting everyone that the 'traffickers' are trying to snatch everyone up.
"Sweet, sweet burn of sun and summer wind, and you my friend, my new fun thing, my summer fling."
— K. D. Lang
If your ready for me to be your summer fling, click on my website in the bio! 😘
@LauraCohenSolo
You see it all the time with providers stating longer appointments are prioritized.
She does owe you your deposit back or offer to reschedule.
Is this professional? To many variables to say.
Either move on or reschedule. There's plenty of options for you.
@LauraCohenSolo
Either prescreen stating your situation with ladies who are in areas you generally go or send everything in first email as soon as you know. Know their schedule might not work or a same day fee may apply. In a situation such as this, I'm willing to accommodate if I'm free.
@LauraCohenSolo
Extended dates are absolutely the best. Especially when you're able to have a few hours to yourself to refresh and get your mind right.
Guilty as charged. I may tell people I'm going to bed, but really I'm going to recharge for a bit then go to bed. That may include some social media time. So if I've said I'm going to bed and then you see me on here, I'm just recharging first.
@highdefgf
Humanize us! We are everywhere. We could be in the PTA meeting, the boardroom, in front of you at the coffee shop. Just because this is how we make money, doesn't mean we aren't a fully functional human with actual lives and feelings.
Good Morning all you sexy folks!
Does anyone else have an embarrassingly large amount of screen shots they never use?
Drop a random screenshot below to share so others can screenshot it and to their collection.
@thefelicityhunt
If you don't consent, does that mean you don't get to stay? Did they mention anything regarding a background check when booking? Why do they feel they are able to be this intrusive with their guests?
So many SWers are people who feel and connect deeply. This emotional energy, while genuinely enjoy providing it, it DRAINS us!
Understand and be patient or compensate us for our time outside of appointments if your spending significant time exchanging emotion felt messages.
I think clients forget sexual boundaries aren’t the only ones that matter and disregard how much of sw is emotional labor. Even if that labor is fun it’s still work and deserves compensation. I would never dream of asking my therapist for free appts or free daily calls.
Hope you all have a lovely afternoon and a memorable weekend!
I'll be here to snuggle when the holiday romantics fade away. Until then I'll be dreaming of you keeping me warm. 💋
@LauraCohenSolo
There are so many beautiful ladies at all price points. ONLY reach out and book with ladies within your price point. The reason rates are posted are so you know if you can afford that price point prior to wasting their time and screening with them.