Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨ @andraporterxo Twitter profile

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

7 days

Big Announcement! We mean it when we say book the girl today, because she might be gone tomorrow. Thank you all! Xo!

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

I sometimes think, “I miss feeling accomplished. Maybe I’ll go back to my professional civ career.” Then I have days like today, feeling like a blob after a horrible night’s sleep, & decide I’m going to relax & work on admin tasks from the spa, & I remember: I like freedom better

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

6 years

Mood: F*** it. Let’s move our ads to Christian Mingle. Who’s with me?!

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

I’m going to get raked for this but I don’t care: - It’s OK to do SW if you don’t have to. - There’s nothing wrong with enjoying what you do. - It’s OK to genuinely like your clients.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

Dig in and get dirty.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

My partner knows how much I value authenticity and honesty. Today she asked how I rectify seeing clients I know are married and who are not honest with their partners. I explained some of my truths, and I’m sharing them with you… (a thread, 1/8)

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

8 years

I don't sell sex. I sell an experience; an opportunity to be honest, vulnerable, unjudged, in which eroticism is celebrated. It's different

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

6 years

I pay taxes. I'm not worried. But for those of you who are stressing the David Wu #ThotAudit drama, consider this: THIS is the form the IRS requires to report tax fraud. Do you seriously think the #ThotPatrol has access to this information about you? They're just internet trolls.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

6 years

I have a “real job.” And 3 graduate degrees without a penny of student debt. And I own 4 houses; paid cash for 3. Oh, and I’m a decorated war veteran. Care to continue making inappropriate assumptions about professional companions?

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@AintShitAJ

6 years

Hot take: get a real job and stop being a prostitute. McDonald's is always hiring.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

What are you waiting for? It’s not going to squeeze itself.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

Good times and tan lines

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

(8/8) and 4. The service I provide is FAR safer than someone hooking up with random people. This is a far deeper topic than is seemingly appropriate for a, “Thank you for coming to my TED talk” closing, so… May peace be with you?

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

6 years

Client: "The women I have met in this industry are so amazing, independent, self-sufficient, and professional that civvie dating is ruined for me!" Provider: "The clients I have met are so amazing, supportive, kind, and successful that civvie dating is ruined for me!" #irony

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

Yay or nay on the underboob one-piece?

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

Hiring an Erotic Service Provider (ESP) is a legitimate strategy for dealing with desire discrepancy in relationships. This is why we laugh when people call us home wreckers. What we do makes room for relationships to be more joyful by reducing constant arguments about intimacy.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

@abortyourson Curious veteran and SWer here—do you advocate for abolishing the military, given the rates of PTSD among service members?

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

“Wild women are an unexplainable spark of life. They ooze freedom & seek awareness, they belong to nobody but themselves yet give a piece of who they are to everyone they meet.” -Nikki Rowe

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

Saturdays are for MILFing

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

6 years

Some people shame ladies for publicly sharing pictures of gifts & other wonderful things some clients do. I am not 1 of them. I think it's important that people see representations of clients as KIND, SUPPORTIVE, & THOUGHTFUL people to counteract the stereotypes against them, too

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

(2/8) 1. I am paid to show up for my clients, not anyone else. It sounds cold, but I’m doing a job in which my client is my concern, much in the same way that my doctor is concerned with me, not my spouse. I get paid to stay in my lane.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

11 days

If you guys (clients) think OUR screening and blacklists are bad, you should see what gets shared in the (non-industry) “Are We Dating The Same Guy?” groups on Facebook! People be wildin’!

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

I wish these “u avail?” type guys could see behind the curtain. Like, sir, you clearly have no clue whatsoever how well my other clients treat me—how thoughtful, respectful, kind, fun, aware, and generous they are. If you did, you’d be embarrassed by your caveman-like behavior.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

Why do Canada & Australia have THE most absolutely mind-blowing companions?! This is not a rhetorical question. I need to understand this, for science. Somebody please come up w/ a workable hypothesis to help me understand why these 2 countries produce such perfect creatures.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

(7/8) some sort of moral alignment with my values? I choose to believe: 1. It’s not my place to judge people. 2. It’s better to have compassion for their complicated motivations than to consider them “bad.” 3. I’m here to do a job, within a container.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

Theory: Most clients fit in 1 of 2 camps: fantasy seekers & connection seekers. Fantasy seekers want an idealized version of their desirable woman (focus on what she looks like & does). Connection seekers want a romanticized version of their desirable human (focus on who she is).

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

6 years

Ladies, if you do not have a safe call person, I WILL BE YOUR SAFE CALL. I’m a firm believer that nobody should ever go on a call without somebody knowing where they’re going and when they’ll be done.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

18 days

Under what conditions, if any, would you agree to a 4 hour date in which you don’t leave the room?

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

I’m so sick of seeing so-called high end escorts thinking they can get away w/ wearing casual clothes instead of the appropriate ho uniform—lingerie. It’s tacky & I will not stand for it. Don’t even try to change my mind by posting your hot photos in casual clothes. It won’t work

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

There are worse ways to fight over a pickle! Sharing is caring.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

(3/8) 2. I believe that idealistically, honesty and authenticity would go together. But in the real world, it’s not that simple. People are multifaceted, and life is complicated. People have different needs and sometimes, when those needs are in conflict, dishonesty is

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

I’m bringing sexy back. […for one tweet. Then it’s back to sweats and yoga pants.]

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 month

Oh, my, God, Becky / Look at her butt... 🚨Announcement! I started posting exclusive, “real me” content to my ☀️room page, including the assets I can’t share here. Come be part of my inner circle! You know where to find the 🔗

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

(5/8) Wives work hard to keep their families together, often making huge—often unrecognized—sacrifices in the process. I am merely a release valve for some of that pressure. Do I wish we could all be open, honest, and authentically ourselves simultaneously? Absolutely.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

(6/8) Do I think the system of compulsory monogamy and all that it entails gets in the way of that? Also yes. So how do I rectify the fact that people are sometimes dishonest, and that dishonesty has the potential to cause harm, while trying to maintain empathy and

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

6 years

Myth: “You have to be single to be a successful escort.” Fact: Some of the most successful escorts I know have significant others who are their greatest “employees” (drivers, photographers, webmasters, assistants/screeners)

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

"Can I be your main squeeze?" — Grapes

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

(4/8) the best strategy some people have or believe they have. Enter: an over generalization, but a commonly true one… Clients work hard to take care of their families, often making huge—often unrecognized—sacrifices in the process.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

8 months

SW doesn’t come with a how-to manual. We learn on the job, in conversations w/ other SWers, & from what we scrap together. What are some taken-for-granted rules, pieces of advice, or lessons learned you think are, or ought to be, common knowledge but might not be for new workers?

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

My partner (monogamous, female) wants to be friends with your partner (any gender). No really, she asked me to post this. She feels alone as a partner of a SWer b/c she can’t talk to any of her friends about the industry-specific things we go through.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 month

I see a lot of people struggling right now, & I am realizing more than ever that longevity—sustained client relationships cultivated over time—is the most helpful resource to surviving the ebbs & flows of the market. It’s not marketing & inquiries NOW. Escorting is a long game.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

Behind the curtain: the grossness we deal with. Please be kind to the ladies; we deal with much clownery.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

5 months

“Low volume provider” isn’t a brag. For many ladies it’s shorthand for, “I’m energy-sensitive and/or no matter how genuinely awesome my dates are, it takes too much out of me to see more than 1 person a day/week/whatever, & that means limited availability so I can care for me.”

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

“Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.” —Joan Jett I love my friends! @nadiafordvegas @delaney_delish1 @HeatherofVegas @TiffanydreamVIP

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

Without further ado, I present to you: Escort Twitter Bingo 2023, Andra Porter edition

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

People are complaining about losing follower count, & I don’t understand. The removed accounts are bots—useless, dead weight—not real people. I consider their removal a blessing. I’d rather have 5 real followers than 5k fake ones. Why are people so bothered?

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

6 months

If you book this, we will come.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

6 years

There’s a lot of talk about Eros being gone soon, leaving Twitter as one of the few remaining advertising venues. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it’s only a matter of time before the crackdown starts here, too. Start making your list of desired provider websites now.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

5 years

I got proofs back, and I’m not sure how I feel about this. On one hand I’m thinking, “Dayuuum, girl! 😍!” On the other: “I really *DO* need to do a shoot in footie pajamas to keep my gallery as authentic as possible.”

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

If wearing mismatched underwear is wrong, then I don’t want to be right (today)

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

Public Service Announcement: Bloating is human. Water retention is human. Sweat is human. Dry skin is human. Fat is human. Scars are human. Frizzy hair (or no hair) is human. Getting things stuck in your teeth is human. Stop trying to hide every perceived flaw. You’re human.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

9 months

Honey, come back to bed.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

26 days

Coming out of my cage / And I've been doing just fine

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

8 months

For your situational awareness, SWers: Marriott staff at my hotel check-in was excited to inform me (& everyone else in the hotel) that I was the “guest of the day” by displaying my legal name at the reception desk. Good guest relations strategy w/ some guests, but could you not?

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

Who’s crossing off “blocked by Amy Taylor” on their 2023 heaux bingo card?!

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

6 years

Rearranged my work (non-escorting work) schedule... Arranged childcare... Did pre-date primping (mani/pedi)... Aaaand he ghosts. This is why I’m considering requiring deposits for ALL dates, w/o exception. Do people not understand the impact of their actions or just don’t care?

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

10 months

Basic: Pumpkin Spice Companion: Plumpskin Spice

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

Adding “wall ornament” to my offerings. (Kidding. You guys know me—I’m more likely to make a Home Depot run and literally build some sort of wall.)

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

I’m making scar tape and mismatched undies sexy

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

Join me in my office.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

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1 year

Let the sunshine in

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

There are many ways to take my breath away. Bringing me to 12,000 feet is probably one of the most efficient.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

3 months

This is 40’s

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

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20 days

Can I be your main squeeze?

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

9 months

Anyone who claims others are jealous of their place in the market doesn’t understand how this market works. 8 successful years has taught me this: we (SWers) aren’t competing against each other. We’re unique. The sooner people get over the zero-sum-game lack mentality, the better

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

7 months

Good morning! I woke up like this. These darn paint strokes seem to follow me everywhere.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 months

It is a little-known fact that remote (asynchronous) continuing education is meant to be done topless, while eating ice cream. Hey, I don’t make the rules.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

I really don’t care how much money someone makes, & I don’t understand the almost obsession w/ evaluating people through the lens of how much they make or how much they’re worth. Are you a kind person? Do you treat me, & others, well? Do you pay my rate without question? Simple.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

5 months

When you have a clear picture in mind of what your life priorities are, you’ll be able to pursue these priorities in your everyday life and channel all your energy into things that matter. Pictured: channeling energy

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

Roses are red My favorite color is blue Wishing today’s breakfast was you.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

“Even the tiniest of flowers can have the toughest roots.” – Shannon Mullen

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

11 months

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

Who DIDN’T see this coming? Crypto was never going to be our panacea. The problem runs deeper than the form of currency. “They are finding…crypto is no more detached from the banking system than the dollar it was built to some day replace.”

Sex Workers Took Refuge in Crypto. Now It’s Failing Them

Banks and payments companies have long penalized sex workers. Many thought crypto would be a solution, but now exchanges are dumping them too.

www.wired.com

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

“Whatever you’re comfortable in”

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

“I wore black because I liked it. I still do and wearing it still means something to me. It’s still my symbol of rebellion—against a stagnant status quo…against people whose minds are closed to others’ ideas.” —Johnny Cash @SecretRedPhoto

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

Thank you to the men who trust us with your secrets; who open up to us about your struggles, insecurities, and challenges; who find in us a safe space, where we can be sacred witnesses for the “you” you don’t share everywhere; whose vulnerability reminds us of our shared humanity

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

11 months

I don’t always wear matching bras and panties, but when I do, I make sure to color coordinate them with my laundry room dustpan.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

Repeat after me: I deserve to feel good.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

19 days

Poolside paramour, at your service

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

Real: Tomorrow is my last day with the guy who’s been by my side for the past 16+ years. Reflecting on those years—moves, life transitions, successes & lessons—has me a wreck, & I know I’m going to be even more a mess after putting him down, even though it’s the right thing to do

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

9 days

Smart is sexy

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

6 years

@realDonaldTrump #WhyIDidntReport Because I was forward deployed in a combat zone. Do you know who to report to when you’re the only female in a unit, literally invading another country, sleeping in the back of a Humvee & peeing on the side of road? No, #bonespurs #draftdeferments

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

The shift to cooler weather has me like…

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

9 months

I finally broke down and bought old woman pajamas and let me just say… why on Earth did I wait so long for this?! They are so gloriously comfortable! Now accepting overnight date requests for “we’re old folks who sit around playing Rummy, even happier than my nipples.”

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

2 years

(1/5) Just had an exchange with my partner that I think has value in sharing here. She asked me to do something that I didn’t really want to do, but I said yes b/c I was feeling like I “should” show up for her in the ways she needs. I stewed on it. The “yes” wasn’t authentic.

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

5 months

I am so inspired by these humans! They see, feel, & express the essence of living in such big ways. I feel so invigorated & grateful for 4 days of HGC laughter, adventure, & authenticity! @angeIicdoll @MeetScarlett_ @maeve_midnight @LilyAnne_co @MeetAmberDelice @andraporterxo

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

10 days

Where are my 80’s and 90’s kids at?! This is one of those times when I REALLY wish I was face out, because my makeup for this 80’s/90’s party was even better than the hair. Skating rinks, block parties, and neons/pastels…I’m here for this!

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Andra Porter 🎯 Phoenix ✨

@andraporterxo

1 year

Walk this way

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