A bro of mine was depressed and no, not the ladies stuff, life ilikuwa yamtandika. I organised atujoin kwa a kasmall team hike yesterday. Tukaspend the whole day tukiongea whilst having fun ofc and at the end, dude randomly hit me with a, "Thanks broo"🫂
I remember Josh akijaribu kusaidia hii ngulusumu ya mtu inaitwa dcijuja"nataka kujiua", alafu sahii naona bih decided to throw bro in the mud. Its always ths broke jealous niggas who do you dirty. Anyway hope what we all fear doesn't happen, coz that mf
@Josh001J
is cool asf.
That's nothing.
My boy has secretly been dating these 2 girls whose birthdays are feb 2nd & 8th na wote wamepostpone ati wanataka iwe something special on valentines day. Dude needs a doppelganger 😭😂
@SafaricomPLC
really fell off, by sahii ningekuwa nimepata a heartfelt birthday text accompanied na 1024MB loyalty bundles za kustream Olympics from illegal sites. Msm!
Nimecome kurealize I've been clowning, yaani after kujuana for over 5 years na this bih, anapea mabeshte wangu wote nyap, alafu ananitafuta for emotional support akifeel used. The fuckery is this😑😑😑
@polo_kimanii
Kimani umegeuka msanii ju ya tundu,
Enyewe we ni haga yaani, mkundu,
Bibi naskia ulipeleka ocha kweli we mtundu,
Lakini jiulize mbona uriski, tondu,
Ukiwa juu utaskia kwa mlango, "Ndu! Ndu! Ndu!"
@_GreatnessTupu
Dark colored lipstick like unapaka purple(that doesn't rhyme na skin tone), navy blue ama black kwa lips kwa nini?? Ulidai kuzaliwa shetani kwani
This wan said she's amazed by my Adam's apple up and down movement, kila time eti meza mate tena nione🥲🥲 anyway a compliment is still a compliment. Wacha itaniskuma for another 2 months